/ck/ webm thread

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[Anonymous No.19268314]

>>19268300
Here's your upside-down pizza, bro

[Anonymous No.19268315]

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[Anonymous No.19268330]

>>19268300
Like fucking 8 FOH employees for one plate, meanwhile I'm running the entire line by myself doing 300 tickets a shift and they say labor is too high we gotta send the dishie home so can you wash your own plates

[Anonymous No.19268332]

[Anonymous No.19268345]

>>19268300
>guy in the glasses
He looks how I feel whenever I see these stupid fucking displays

[Anonymous No.19268367]

>>19268300
i love how every employee is clearly tired of having to to this fucking retarded shit every time

[Anonymous No.19268709]

>>19268317
I hope she chokes. Handful of chinks do every year doing this but not enough.

[Anonymous No.19268717]

>>19268315
Is this some sort of threat display the iguana just doesn't recognize or give a fuck about? Lol. Is the poor guy praying to a lizard God?

[Anonymous No.19268730]

>>19268345
He should be happy. They're employing 5 idiots to serve one dish. Minimal effort on everyone's part. I did enjoy his wtf am I doing here/annoyed face.

[Anonymous No.19268736]

>>19268308
I barely see any mentions online since 2014 so one can assume this had some dire flaws or was prohibitively expensive

[Anonymous No.19268740]

>>19268300
>cut into it
>cut the wax paper
>eat wax paper
why would he not put this directly on plate?

[Anonymous No.19268763]

[Anonymous No.19268786]

[Anonymous No.19268791]

>>19268763
fucking americans...

[Anonymous No.19268799]

[Anonymous No.19268804]

>>19268786
that's big sandwich
also i thought this guy was turkish for the longest time, i only recently learned he's brazillian/argentine or whatever

[Anonymous No.19268806]

[Anonymous No.19268809]

>>19268763
this is so fucking stupid only an american can come up with this kind of shit and only american would gobble that up

[Anonymous No.19268813]

>>19268804
always thought he was turkish too

[Anonymous No.19268816]

>>19268300
The two wrong things here is that they are serving this over paper meaning that you are going to consume paper and the lack of cheese on top

[Anonymous No.19268829]

[Anonymous No.19268830]

>>19268308
Those fish have so much food that they are going to eat until they die
The water needs to be in contact with air because the fish need oxygen to live
The oil may not mix with the water however it's not just oil and water meaning some of the oil can be emulsified into the water
Oil is not the only thing contaminating the water
There is no way the water isn't being heated too
Water and oil don't instantaneously separate from each other
Tldr those fish can't survive

[Anonymous No.19268836]

>>19268809
We can see the patches you fucking retard, obviously it's in a united states restaurant.

[Anonymous No.19268841]

>>19268791
>>19268809
judging by these comments I will assume that that did NOT come from America

[Anonymous No.19268847]

>>19268322
please kill mutts

[Anonymous No.19268853]

>>19268332
>Grab phone
>Smash phone against ground
>No physical threat to the child
>Mom has to buy a new phone

[Anonymous No.19268856]

[Anonymous No.19268859]

>>19268332
This kid is going to free us from the matrix someday

[Anonymous No.19268861]

>>19268836
Did I imply it wasn't, fucking retard?
Do you constantly pause movies to ask what's going on?
Enjoy inserting things in your urethra?
What's your favourite book? Your favourite kind of bread?
Shut the fuck up fucking pedophile

[Anonymous No.19268863]

>>19268786
>press down with all his 145 pounds of bodyweight
>not a drop of juice
I mean it isnt news that hes talentless but thats worse than what my local lunch canteen for construction workers puts out meat wise

[Anonymous No.19268862]

>>19268763

[Anonymous No.19268864]

>>19268856
I like this one a lot. It's very playful but without the weird finger-food obsession that a lot of other restaurants force in an attempt to be quirky.

[Anonymous No.19268873]

>>19268862
not mad

[Anonymous No.19268877]

[Anonymous No.19268878]

>>19268300
I lost my shit when the two fags with hipster glasses walked into frame
>justa like my cis gender heteronormative birthing parent use-ta-ah make-uh

[Anonymous No.19268884]

>>19268315
Lizards love jelly beans

[Anonymous No.19268888]

>>19268322
Even the little kid is like "The fuck is this shit?"

[Anonymous No.19268897]

[Anonymous No.19268902]

>>19268856
>It's called the rainforest

[Anonymous No.19268903]

>>19268799
Doing shit just for clicks they have pans
Should have burned her house down.

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[Anonymous No.19268941]

>>19268903
>Should have burned her house down.
That's the plan
>document life as a poor, but plucky, socio-economic factor
>burn down house
>suffer severe burns
>cry raycism
>collect money and a white skin graft
>yell at niggers to get a job already

[Anonymous No.19268981]

>>19268861
schizo blathering

[Anonymous No.19268987]

>>19268861
based schizo telling it how it is

[Anonymous No.19269016]

>>19268809
>>19268836
You can buy US fatigues and patches. You can buy convincing replicas that non-military wouldn't know were fake.
But that restaurant is in Dubai.
The steak is Australian wagyu.

[Anonymous No.19269086]

>>19268736
Suspending a vat of boiling oil over a water tank cannot possibly be a good idea. I mean the chance of failure is probably low but it would also be fucking catastrophic.

[Anonymous No.19269099]

>>19268864
It's the same restaurant

[Anonymous No.19269103]

>>19268813
This looks like what those coffee turds do all the time.

[Anonymous No.19269151]

>>19268911
I'd say that's a moderate serving for a single person

[Anonymous No.19269156]

>>19269016
You can buy actual gear straight from grunts
dudes sell it for pocket money

[Anonymous No.19269161]

>>19268911
manlets always takin the last slice of pizza

[Anonymous No.19269167]

>>19268300
thanks I hate it

[Anonymous No.19269171]

Anyone have the chickpea curry webm?

[Anonymous No.19269183]

>>19268330
dishwashers are either total powerhouse kings catching up on dishes within a hour or two or some faggot doing the bare minimum whining until he leaves an hour early.
>manager: oh sorry i sent everyone home btw they forgot to do all their closing shift tasks dw i'll help you :))
>>suddenly gets late night rush

[Anonymous No.19269192]

>>19268332
Negro behavior has corrupted this child

[Anonymous No.19269206]

>>19268809
That's from the UAE

[Anonymous No.19269222]

>>19268304
>don't mind me just pirating this soup bro

[Anonymous No.19269250]

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>>19269250
would be a lot easier just to buy semolina

[Anonymous No.19269275]

>>19269250
i saw this on twitter after i saw it on tik tok and i thought wait until /ck/ sees this!

[Anonymous No.19269380]

>>19268315
Hungry hungry hippos.
>>19268300
Why did that take 5 people?

[Anonymous No.19269405]

>>19269250

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>>19268877
serious question: how do we stop this?

[Anonymous No.19269412]

>>19268322
>Hey that loo-YOU LIKE CHEESE?!
>But this surely can't-DROWN IN CHEESE?! SURE CAN!

[Anonymous No.19269430]

>>19268906
i will take overdone turkey breast over this
buzzfeed really did what it was designed to do

[Anonymous No.19269436]

>>19268830
I was thinking the same thing there’s no way those fish are just doing OK

[Anonymous No.19269442]

>>19268317
Did it poop on the side of here face?

[Anonymous No.19269468]

>>19268813
What’s this nut trying to do.

[Anonymous No.19269479]

>>19268862
Filth and the person is cutting over plants for some reason.

[Anonymous No.19269484]

>>19268911
Why is the guy dressed like this?

[Anonymous No.19269511]

>>19269016
>But that restaurant is in Dubai
Holy fuck that makes it like 10x as cringy

[Anonymous No.19269519]

>>19269250
this dumb bitch needs to be fixed so she won't make stupid puppies

[Anonymous No.19269564]

>>19269406
Hitler.

[Anonymous No.19269585]

>>19268853
>they take you to civil court for the 1k phone you smashed and report your to corperate getting you shitcanned

[Anonymous No.19269593]

>>19268308
>all the hot oil leaks into the water, the fish and 3 bystanders die

[Anonymous No.19269599]

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>>19269614
this ad isn't the same without sound. you don't get the embarrassing ethnic twang she puts on "tortilla".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stTzLmoStsU

[Anonymous No.19269626]

>>19269602
Sauce

[Anonymous No.19269629]

>>19269625
fuck that is miserable

[Anonymous No.19269666]

>>19268763
>>19268809
Chocolate filled croissants are so popular in Brazil people think it's the default way to prepare them

[Anonymous No.19269684]

>>19269614
>tortillas
>so easy to make children with cerebral palsy can make them
>heres a $600 machine!
modernity was a mistake

[Anonymous No.19269692]

>>19269684
everytime i visit my parent's my mother always has a new fancy machine meant for some simple bullshit. all the old ones are piled up in the pantry. ive seen this behavior with several middle aged women

[Anonymous No.19269696]

>>19269625
You mean when she says torirrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRuah?

[Anonymous No.19269705]

>>19269692
and some of them are so wildly priced its baffling.

[Anonymous No.19269706]

>>19268322
> 90% carbs
> cheap as fuck to make
this somehow impresses retards

[Anonymous No.19269721]

>>19268786
I hate this cunt so much bros

[Anonymous No.19269726]

>>19269250
> goes through more effort than simply making fresh pasta
tiktok bitches really are this dumb aren't they

[Anonymous No.19269730]

>>19269614
>>19269625
>>19269629
>>19269696
>From the people who brought you Juicero

[Anonymous No.19269734]

>>19269250
>pasta squared

[Anonymous No.19269750]

>>19269625
>she says tortillas with an accent then switch to normal speaking voice
1/10 couldn't watch past 4 seconds

[Anonymous No.19269754]

>>19269599
jfc that clip makes it look like the worst thing ever. steak looks like it was boiled

[Anonymous No.19269771]

>>19269614
I like how the word before thorthijhua allows gets the accent

[Anonymous No.19269784]

>>19269599
terrible sear and you can't get the fond off, 1/10

[Anonymous No.19269819]

>>19269602
Looks like an anorexic 12 y/o, would breed inferior children

[Anonymous No.19269829]

>>19268799
Risking fire and personal injury because you're too lazy to wash dishes. They're a special breed.

[Anonymous No.19269831]

>>19269602
why does she hit the tiger, i disapprove

[Anonymous No.19269838]

>>19268806
yum, deepfried plain chicken breast

[Anonymous No.19269882]

>>19269838
That's not deep frying, idiot, that's obviously shallow, and it's obviously to demonstrate the technique more than anything, not that I'm defending the absolutely retarded technique of making your oil taste like sulfur, but you're not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, either

[Anonymous No.19269889]

>>19269882
yum, shallow fried plain chicken breast

[Anonymous No.19269939]

>>19269599
I bought a salt block a while back and the very first time I used it on the grill it exploded. Much rather just buy the pink salt and sprinkle it on meat instead.

[Anonymous No.19269959]

>>19268864
>an attempt to be quirky.

You actually think that wasn't this?

[Anonymous No.19269988]

Did no one ever teach wh*tes to not play with their food?

[Anonymous No.19270101]

>>19268717
Lmao I'd bet 20 bucks that that is totally some huge spectacle to other members of that lizards species (just look at how tiny all their arms would be) but the other 3 ones don't even notice anything

[Anonymous No.19270127]

>>19268328
anyone got more like this? want to see some more food that looks like other food

[Anonymous No.19270171]

>>19269609
what a waste

[Anonymous No.19270206]

>>19268809
So, looking up the name of the restaurant it's in Dubai.

[Anonymous No.19270218]

>>19268897
I have done stuff like that before. It is indeed good and easy.

[Anonymous No.19270219]

>>19268322
A lights snack

[Anonymous No.19270220]

>>19268799
Doesn't aluminum have an absurdly low melt temp?
And this is a very thin aluminum pan (tray).
What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.19270225]

>>19268740
Save on dish soap

[Anonymous No.19270233]

>>19270220
Lol aluminum isn't going to melt from 375 degree oil tard. The danger is having a flimsy vessel pour hot oil all over you and you kitchen

[Anonymous No.19270235]

>>19268862
this kills the crab

[Anonymous No.19270273]

>>19269625
>ethnic twang
First, that's not what "twang" means. Second, that's how "tortilla" is pronounced.

[Anonymous No.19270278]

>>19268862
That's actually pretty damn beautiful. What the fuck is with the plants in the way though? Like... move them.

[Anonymous No.19270291]

>>19270273
>First, that's not what "twang" means. Second, that's how "tortilla" is pronounced.
First, it is obvious to me that you are a city slicker with no real life experience, lower your tone when talking to me. Second, I do not give a single shit about your opinion or your gay little accent.

[Anonymous No.19270319]

>>19269692
>several middle aged women
Someone is chasing milfs !

[Anonymous No.19270322]

>>19270291
Does that count as "stinging repartee" where you come from?

[Anonymous No.19270332]

>>19269882

[Anonymous No.19270335]

Off topic but I don't feel like making a new thread. What should I cook for my mommy tomorrow for Mother's Day?

[Anonymous No.19270336]

>>19270335
risotto e cummio

[Anonymous No.19270353]

>>19268345
You wouldn't be eternally smiling if you were given a job to sit and watch a wall for 8 hours

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>>19270353
meant for >>19268730

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>>19268304
>ladle up some comfort
Fucking lol the sign makes it

[Anonymous No.19270366]

>>19269784
A buddy had one of those and the meat turned out delicious, granted the dude knows how to make a good bbq tho

[Anonymous No.19270401]

>>19268300
upside down cake is nothing new

[Anonymous No.19270411]

>>19268315
i hate lizards so much

[Anonymous No.19270420]

>>19268332
i could of sworn he was white

[Anonymous No.19270424]

>>19268786
My new mission in life is to find him and end his life.

[Anonymous No.19270451]

>>19268829
What the fuck kind of degeneracy is this

[Anonymous No.19270489]

>>19270366
bbq is a sauce. you can make barbecued food on a grill

[Anonymous No.19270549]

>>19270489
Thanks for the clarification anon.

[Anonymous No.19270572]

>>19269468
inject cheese into the burger

[Anonymous No.19270684]

>>19270233
The heating element gets hot enough to make iron red hot. The temperature of the oil is not the problem here.

[Anonymous No.19270686]

>>19270411
Only subhuman filth hates lizards

[Anonymous No.19270700]

>>19268877
>when your kids say they don't like pizza
Why make shit up? Just say you're a pothead retard who got stoned and added a bunch of crap to your cold leftover pizza.

[Anonymous No.19270701]

>>19268763
Why do people have a fetish for food being opened up/broken in the most unflattering and unappetizing way?
Just eat the fucking thing like a normal person, ffs.

[Anonymous No.19270720]

>>19268717
Blue tongue skink owner here. They rear up to swallow food.

[Anonymous No.19270785]

>>19268330
i haven't gone to a restaurant in like 3 years because of the costs but my sister is a manager at a restaurant and complains about the same thing and how they let all the wagies off because of time restraints and pawn off all the work to the managers and cooks. Just want to let you know I appreciate you bro, I hope to go back to a diner eventually when I can afford it but I know for sure you are the backbone of this service industry.

[Anonymous No.19270789]

>>19268304
>typical pakistani immigrant

[Anonymous No.19270790]

>>19269819
pretty nice tits for a girl her size

[Anonymous No.19270795]

>>19269086
surely a catastrophic explosion only occurs when there is a heat differential between the water and the oil

[Anonymous No.19270810]

>>19268906
nice and fucking RAW in the middle.

[Anonymous No.19270815]

>>19270700
I know not one but two children that don't like pizza, one of them hates cookies and cake too. The video is clickbait of course, but such kids do exist.

[Anonymous No.19270816]

>>19270424
godspeed Anon, godspeed

[Anonymous No.19270819]

>>19270795
You mean like the heat differential that clearly must exist or the fish would boil alive?

[Anonymous No.19270822]

>>19270790
Padded bra.

[Anonymous No.19270824]

>>19270785
Very wholesome. Warms my wagie heart.

[Anonymous No.19270829]

>>19270420
Easy mistake to make, anglos, like their relatives the jews and russians are what as known as a caucasian mimic. They appear white on the outside but on the inside they have the blackest nigger soul

[Anonymous No.19270846]

>>19268911
>New Yorkers over compensating when someone says that Chicago deep-dish is better

[Anonymous No.19270853]

>>19270819
maybe they were particularly heat resistant gold fish

[Anonymous No.19270865]

>>19268906
that's why you do that sort of thing on a kebab rotisserie, so you can cut off parts as they're cooked instead of slicing off some raw chicken

[Anonymous No.19270881]

>>19268304
based Soup Chad

[Anonymous No.19270900]

>>19268308
fish will die of heart atttack from too much oil

[Anonymous No.19270910]

>>19270900
>fish will die of heart atttack from too much oil
It's an american fish that's how he wants to live

[Anonymous No.19270922]

>>19270700
i think it's meant to be a stupid joke, like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc

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>>19270922
would

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>>19268304
When I win the Olympia and or my net worth surpasses $100M USD I'm going to do this

[Anonymous No.19271041]

>>19270977
I M A G I N E
M M
A A
G G
I I
N N
E E

[Anonymous No.19271048]

>>19271041
everytime i watch that video is always get that feeling of wanting to eat that must pasta

[Anonymous No.19271072]

>>19268809
Ah yes, I love yellow transition metal on my steak.

[Anonymous No.19271082]

>>19271048
there's a video to accompany that image?

[Anonymous No.19271083]

[Anonymous No.19271087]

>>19271082
oh, i meant this video >>19270977
i forgot to reply it

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[Anonymous No.19271097]

>>19269183
The dishwasher was always the last to leave where i worked. My opinion of servers were that many were whiny pussies.

[Anonymous No.19271102]

>>19271097
>The dishwasher was always the last to leave where i worked. My opinion of servers were that many were whiny pussies.
I feel the same way, bro. I fricken HATE errybuddy dat dun maek more moneys den I make, eben doe eye haz more ubz a wurk efik den dey do. Me no haz a hi skool edumication

[Anonymous No.19271104]

>>19271102
I was one of the rare white dishwashers.

[Anonymous No.19271125]

>>19269250
I want to hatefuck this bitch
It’s a fantasy to have her serve me that shitty burger milk steak she made after I come home from long day at work, and in retaliation I make aggressive love to her on the counter

[Anonymous No.19271146]

>>19269250
I can fix her

[Anonymous No.19271149]

>>19268763
I hate this 5'3 faggot so much

[Anonymous No.19271155]

>>19268300
Do not trust “people” with beards to prepare your food. Chop beard faggots to death with a hatchet.

[Anonymous No.19271156]

>>19268786
killing this person would be pleasurable

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[Anonymous No.19271174]

>>19268911
That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason pizza cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of pepperoni in that timeframe, but I could easily.

[Anonymous No.19271189]

>this thread
Why are we like this
Are we mere animals?
Lord, please forgive us.

[Anonymous No.19271202]

>>19268736
>>19269086
Those things are actually the standard fryers in Spain and have been for ages. That jap is only trying to sell it to japs as a novelty, not as some new invention.

[Anonymous No.19271208]

>>19270977
She... she isn't gonna puke all that on the guy's face? :(

[Anonymous No.19271228]

>>19271189
humans are animals

[Anonymous No.19271247]

>>19269609
lol. based.

[Anonymous No.19271248]

>>19271228
no we aren't

[Anonymous No.19271265]

>>19269666
A bit of chocolate is nice. A whole jar of nutella in a single croissant is not.

[Anonymous No.19271276]

>>19269666
nobody cares. brazil is a massive shithole, the people are dirtmen and the 'cuisine' is disgusting

[Anonymous No.19271280]

>>19270420
>could of
He might be, but you aren't.

[Anonymous No.19271281]

>>19268300
why would they spread the sauce on the paper instead of putting it directly on the bread or omelette or whatever that thing is
this is the worst /ck/ webm I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.19271317]

>>19270829
kek'd and saved

[Anonymous No.19271360]

>>19271281
it's a "reverse pizza"

[Anonymous No.19271386]

>>19271276
That's rich coming from the land of obesity, wide open borders, sky high drug abuse and a president who doesn't even know where he his half the time. Thanks for the laugh, numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.19271430]

>>19271276
True, they are subhumans

[Anonymous No.19271433]

>>19270930
Que puta de nojo

[Anonymous No.19271438]

>>19271008
This one is nice, for once.

[Anonymous No.19271531]

>>19271125
Based

[Anonymous No.19271535]

>>19269609
Would have called her based if she actually somehow chugged it, but this is just wasteful

[Anonymous No.19271546]

>>19271535
If you were across your fluid dynamics you would realize it would have been nearly impossible to pour all the liquid from that large vessel into her much smaller mouth without spilling a bunch.

[Anonymous No.19271561]

>>19268809
This would look pretty dope if they replaced the cringy soldiers with bodyguards

[Anonymous No.19271594]

>>19269726
You’re definitely dumber and/or autistic for taking tik toks seriously

[Anonymous No.19271610]

>>19271546
>nearly
That's the key word

[Anonymous No.19271620]

>>19268315
The poor lil turtle isn't getting anything :(

[Anonymous No.19271630]

>>19271008
decent. should have put the sausage in a cold pan to render the fat though.

[Anonymous No.19271636]

>>19269882
And the pan is already smoking by the time the match lights up

[Anonymous No.19271641]

>>19271091
Everytime I see this dudes videos I only hope he feeds a village or something with this huge dishes he makes and it doesn't just get wasted for internet likes.

[Anonymous No.19271721]

>>19269609
the fabled pints gf

[Anonymous No.19271735]

>>19271386
>being rich, fat and high is somehow worse than being a starving flip flop wearing monkey

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>>19268804
Google says he's turkish?

[Anonymous No.19271778]

>>19268829
In Hindi culture it is considered polite to cup your hands to accept food, i am no expert but this seems to be related

>>19268897
Damn this is a good dessert desu. The texture looks absolutely delectable, and it's simple enough to make in a few minutes

[Anonymous No.19271785]

>>19268906
I involuntarily lifted my shoulders and arms in a gesture of "Why?".

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>>19271747
i have to be the only person who doesn't like croissants. it's bread and butter but i just don't like the texture or flavor. also i hate those "layers" biscuits you can find but love old fashioned biscuits.

[Anonymous No.19271797]

>>19271745
Poor bong tourist had never encountered an unsupervised complimentary bowl of cheese with his meal so he got too excited

[Anonymous No.19271798]

>>19271048
as soon as i saw the pie crust i thought to myself, 'this must be a pie'
lo and behold, it was.

[Anonymous No.19271800]

>>19271757
I remember he made fun of a restaurant in kitchen nightmares for serving burgers which were too tall to bite and eat but it's somehow fine for him to do the same thing?

[Anonymous No.19271814]

>>19269819
No, she doesn't have an hourglass figure but she is unmistakably very feminine and if you can't see that maybe you're a gay

[Anonymous No.19271816]

>>19269831
shes chinese anon...

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[Anonymous No.19271827]

>>19268906
Better recipe(I don't have the webm saved)
https://youtu.be/dj0EpQMMbFI
The onion slice method sucks. Gotta buy a proper oven meat-stacking upright stake on Amazon for this, but it actually does taste like shwarma

captcha:HNGRSX

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[Anonymous No.19271840]

>>19271830
Why do they immediately pat the soup?

[Anonymous No.19271850]

>>19271840
>Why do they immediately pat the soup?
To measure the temperature of the soup. If it's too hot to touch (and eat), you're supposed to wait for it to cool to a tolerable temperature, or mix it with the mudde balls to drop the temperature

[Anonymous No.19271852]

>>19271641
I don't know of that dish specifically, but he has made vids feeding neighbourhoods and the like.

[Anonymous No.19271857]

>>19271827

[Anonymous No.19271868]

>>19271857
GJ!
This one probably won't fit into webm, right?
https://youtu.be/S6L1ZMOOtKw
I tried it once. These recipes are legit, but the onion base doesn't hold, it softens and it falls over, you need a metal base and not dubious paper towel one

[Anonymous No.19271872]

>>19271001
Are those not literally snausages

[Anonymous No.19271875]

>>19271745
He just vibin leave him alone

[Anonymous No.19271877]

>>19270127
Look up SideserfCakes on youtube she makes tons of hyper realistic cakes like that shimp one.

[Anonymous No.19271878]

>>19271021
I have to say it's stupid but it looks strangely satisfying and like it probably wouldn't taste bad

[Anonymous No.19271892]

>>19270684
the temperature of the oil and the pan are essentially the same since it's such a good conductor. the only real worry here is leeching of aluminum into the food
also haven't you seen the video of the person cooking in a grocery bag? if a bag didn't melt over fire when filled with liquid, aluminum sure isn't going to.

[Anonymous No.19271899]

>>19271546
Then chug it slower

[Anonymous No.19271901]

>>19268862
There has to be like 2 jars worth of nutella in that thing

[Anonymous No.19271908]

>>19270853
seems more plausible than the alternative. the heat of the goldfish purifies the water.

[Anonymous No.19271911]

>>19271868
yea most boards are limited to 2 minutes anyway

[Anonymous No.19271927]

>>19270684
someone post that webm of the chinese lady cooking soup in a plastic bag
>durr why doesn't the flame melt the bag??
same reason here

[Anonymous No.19271928]

>>19269406
well, guns are legal in the US. And I've been reading Nelson Mandela's autobio lately and one thing that really hit me is that these people with livlihoods and families to lose still went and marches on for ultimate freedom. Make of that what you will.

[Anonymous No.19271933]

>>19271840
animal instinct

[Anonymous No.19271991]

>>19270273
That's not how tortilla is pronounced in English. Around 30% to 50% of the English language is borrowed from French. Do you pronounce all of those words with the appropriate accent?

Let's not forget she puts the twang on the word "fresh" as well.

[Anonymous No.19272039]

>>19271927
oh fuck that's what I was going to post
I will however note that because the vapor point of oil is significantly above that of water, it could still cause an issue
>>19268877
>sprinkles
can't tell if australian or american

[Anonymous No.19272050]

>>19269819
>overly fertile 10+ year sperm trained via endless natural selection of deathgripping to unspeakable pornography balance out the inferior egg and create an incredibly average child
good
can't have those fuckers be better than me

[Anonymous No.19272070]

>>19270127
look up Frutta di Martorana

[Anonymous No.19272125]

>>19271800
Considering he was at a kitchen nightmares restaurant because it's failing I'd say it's not the same

[Anonymous No.19272126]

>>19271991
Mad props to the king for smoking around 30% to 50% of a gentleman's breakfast in the span of a few seconds, but I think your stat's wrong, it's like 30% to 50% german and the rest is french and latin
but I myself am not going to double check that, so carry on in that regard
second off, the pronounciation changes depending on context
if it's soft and corn of any size, it's a tortilla, otherwise it's pronounced "tayco sh'hell"
if it's small and flour, it's a "Soeft taycho", and if large and flour, either "cue-sa-dillo flat" or "Burro-ito skeen"
please show some proper respect to the fine cuisines of the indiginous and native peoples of may hee co when discussing their viridians

[Anonymous No.19272147]

>>19268786
Didn't this guy win the World Cup?

[Anonymous No.19272149]

>>19268813
Oh god, I laughed my spleen off.
This is so great, I never knew I wanted to see bullshit scam restaurants getting owned by their own idiocy.

[Anonymous No.19272160]

>>19269625
>those simps defending her
>s-shes just saying it correctly!

[Anonymous No.19272163]

>>19268809
>escort mode
new bad company game's coming out with some bad decisions already, I see

[Anonymous No.19272175]

>>19272147
incidently, the way he handled the cup or something, or maybe it was that he handled it at all, broke FIFAs own rules or some shit like that?
it's not a topic I follow but a co-worker was going on about it like it would affect anybody, something like touching the trophy when you're not the winner can get you banned from the stadiums for life or something, but they had the tone as if they were gonna execute him for it

[Anonymous No.19272182]

I have like 3 spare gas masks maybe I should fill them with milkshake or something in the style of the toilet sundae bitch and get that precious engagement

[Anonymous No.19272195]

>>19269593
how exactly will the oil "leak down"? Oil floats on water. this isnt hard to understand. The oil would have to "leak" by someone pouring it on top of the oil, then it would be dangerous. You know, like any fryer.

[Anonymous No.19272197]

>>19271745
it's healthy, he kept the perfect balance of sweet and salty

[Anonymous No.19272217]

>>19268300
>picks the basil leaves off the plant infront of you
>Stupid pieces of paper under the slop means you can't even cut into this with a knife you have you mop it up with the bread presumably?
god the more i watch the more retarded it gets

[Anonymous No.19272259]

>>19268300
>"it's about the presentation, the experience!"
>it's just pita bread and ketchup, social media bait for free advertising
Are there any restaurants that kick you out if you start dicking around with your phone at your table?

[Anonymous No.19272274]

>>19268322
Nothing like some good old classic authentic Italian cuisine.

[Anonymous No.19272289]

>>19268911
Needs more pepperoni and some pineapple

[Anonymous No.19272295]

>>19268809
now this is epic

[Anonymous No.19272297]

>>19268317
I think I might assault someone if I saw this, I hate this world

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>>19270930
Ew Portuguese

[Anonymous No.19272329]

>>19271872
They might be metaphorical snausages

[Anonymous No.19272341]

[Anonymous No.19272353]

Osama...
Please...
You need to come back and finish the job...

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[Anonymous No.19272395]

>>19268862
That pastry looks terrible

[Anonymous No.19272396]

>>19270319
honest, im not interested in aged mommy milkers. its something ive noticed when at a friend's place, customers, etc.

[Anonymous No.19272405]

>>19269609
a true mega pint

[Anonymous No.19272412]

>>19269614
infuriating

[Anonymous No.19272419]

>>19268304
Based

[Anonymous No.19272420]

>>19270233
aluminum that thin will definitely melt from the heat of a burner and leave permanent marks. ask me how i know.

[Anonymous No.19272423]

>>19268897
just dip the chocolate in nutella fucking retards

[Anonymous No.19272488]

>>19268911
is that the super slice

[Anonymous No.19272498]

>>19271091
>filename
kek, I can imagine a bunch of cats making that thing.

[Anonymous No.19272519]

>>19272149
gotta admit, that circle of dots at the start was clean.

[Anonymous No.19272545]

>>19272149
Is that starburst

[Anonymous No.19272546]

>>19272488
Should cut off the long edges of the slice and use them as breadsticks.

[Anonymous No.19272551]

>>19268304
Sign over head basically says to help yourself.

[Anonymous No.19272560]

>>19272353
Making this my reaction image to demoralization posts

[Anonymous No.19272578]

>>19268799
Also the people who do this do not understand displacement.

[Anonymous No.19272587]

>>19268806
yeah, lemme just scent my oil with burnt matchstick heads

[Anonymous No.19272593]

>>19272217
you've got two papers. you just flip it over and eat it like pizza. it's pizza pie upside down cake

[Anonymous No.19272596]

>>19271735
You are beyond saving at this point. Absolutely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.19272615]

>>19269406
'Vaccines'

[Anonymous No.19272625]

>>19269151
>>19271174
Haha I see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.19272633]

>>19272195
The oil is well above the boiling point of water, meaning the water is going to be boiling where they meet which is going to send explosions of oil everywhere.

[Anonymous No.19272657]

>>19271797
Italian cook here.
Amerimutts do this shit ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

[Anonymous No.19272682]

>>19272175
Yeah, no one is supposed to touch the cup but the winners. Heard that from my Honduran buddy I work with, it will get you permanently banned. It's a matter of respect, not even mentioning if you watch the video, the players clearly don't care who the fuck he is and want him out of there because this is THEIR moment. It's not like the USA "I'm goin to Disneyland!", it's really a moment of pride and respect not only for the team that worked so hard to get there but for the country they hailed from as well. They didn't just do it for themselves, they did it for Argentina

[Anonymous No.19272700]

>>19271091
That is one huge rat.

[Anonymous No.19272714]

>>19271276
This is literally true.
t. Huezillian
>>19272596
>>19271386
Shut up faggot American count your blessings.

[Anonymous No.19272747]

>>19271021
Blue food coloring should be banned. There's no legitimate reason you would ever want to make blue food. It's only used maliciously.

[Anonymous No.19272755]

>>19271091
is that a chicken?

[Anonymous No.19272780]

>>19272259
You can trespass people without reason but they don't have to pay so it's up your ability to bluff them into it while insulting them. Same as games and bans.

[Anonymous No.19273034]

>>19272714
Post your belly bitch tits.

[Anonymous No.19273054]

>>19270922
it's just ragebait, it gets the clicks and views
as you can see it works pretty well.

[Anonymous No.19273354]

>>19268322
Turns out that episode of King of the Hill when they follow Bill's shopping habits at stores and the restaurant with a spaghetti sandwich might be based on reality.

[Anonymous No.19273398]

>>19268763
currently stuck on the toilet with diarrhea and watching this was oddly cathartic

[Anonymous No.19273445]

>>19270273
>>19270322
Is that how you pronounce fresh as well you stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.19273459]

>>19270273
>a nasal or other distinctive manner of pronunciation or intonation characteristic of the speech of an individual, area, or country.
>"an American twang"
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.19273495]

>>19272353
Yep, that's a good reaction right there

[Anonymous No.19273708]

>>19271741
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.19273772]

>>19272657
Don't care, didn't ask, plus your black.

[Anonymous No.19273816]

>>19268300
And to top it all off...It's NOT even a baked "Crust"
That's CLEARLY some sort of Frybread.
fuckin' dipshits probably paid $24 for the privilege to eat .54¢ worth of food off of sesame street baker's paper.
t. they just didn't want to do dishes.
I looked up the menu--This wasn't on it. they're in Queens, New York and sauteed spinach is $10...LOLOLOL!!

[Anonymous No.19273859]

>>19270235
I kek'd

[Anonymous No.19273885]

>>19273859
>crab assembly factory in reverse

[Anonymous No.19273896]

>>19269614
>>19269625
It's an Easy-Bake oven for retarded "Adults" with more money than sense...
LOLOLOL!!!

[Anonymous No.19273908]

>>19270273
OH SHIT! SHE"S HERE!!
Everybody be COOL.

[Anonymous No.19273929]

>>19271164
Obligatory:

[Anonymous No.19273976]

>>19268322
yo dog i put some bread in your bread so you can bread while you bread

[Anonymous No.19273978]

>>19271908
>the heat of the goldfish purifies the water.
holy based

[Anonymous No.19273995]

>>19268859
lmao I wouldn't count on it. Maybe save us some hate against dad rock that still plays on the radio, but even then

[Anonymous No.19274024]

>>19271928
>crazy diet suburbanites want freedom
>I should have the free to murder them
>irony is funny like that
am I interpreting your comment right?

[Anonymous No.19274115]

>>19272353
too late we already ate him too

[Anonymous No.19274130]

>>19268863
If your meat is bleeding you didn't leave it resting long enough before cutting into it to allow the muscle fibres to reabsorb all the liquid the heat forced out of them. Your meat isn't juicy if it's bleeding its juices on the place you complete novice.

[Anonymous No.19274147]

>>19268836
Yes that is for sure the actual US military guarding that steak right there

[Anonymous No.19274244]

>>19270219

[Anonymous No.19274263]

>>19272423
Then you don't get the texture you fucking stupid sack of Faggot asshole!

[Anonymous No.19274828]

>>19269613
Says New Orleans right in the webm anon

[Anonymous No.19274862]

>>19271248
Yes we are dude deal with it

[Anonymous No.19274937]

>>19272747
blueberry hating joyless fuckwit

[Anonymous No.19274943]

>>19271083
You can't imagine the sounds of disgust I made when watching this

[Anonymous No.19274960]

>>19272149
Is he drawing dignity?