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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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19267844 No.19267844 [Reply] [Original]

>your wife cooks like this

wat do?

>> No.19267848

>>19267844
Here's your trad wife bro

>> No.19267850

I tell you what I won't do
Marry a dumbfuck like that lmaoooo

>> No.19267854

>>19267844
Cook and eat the wife

>> No.19267863

>>19267844
Divorce her for trying to poison me with that bullshit.

>> No.19267866

>>19267844
> it just keeps getting worse
unless this it some tiktok bait thread divorce her and fuck her best friend that you always wanted to

>> No.19267888

>>19267863
>>19267866
>divorce
No, you had the chance to vet her before the wedding. Live with your mistake until one of you dies.

>> No.19267891

>>19267844
simply go to the cops and say she rapes me and then divorce rape her wallet

>> No.19267892

>>19267844
Everyone starts somewhere.

>> No.19267904

>>19267888
Yeh guys just live with your mistake forever, don't ever try to correct it because some retarded anon said so

>> No.19267905

milk steak

>> No.19267911

i thought that hole was for something else :/

>> No.19267918

>>19267904
Think of the kids you greedy fucks. If you get divorced, there is a very high likelyhood they will too and just continue the cycle with their own children.
However, that is one AWFUL steak.

>> No.19267922

I'm a butcher and I often will leave cancerous polyps in the meat and dye it. That cut in the webm has a giant dyed polyp in it.

>> No.19267944

>>19267922
the webm is all cuts

>> No.19267946

>>19267904
Someone that runs to divorce is too weak to correct their wife so yes they should live with their mistake forever rather than be weak and a quitter.

>> No.19267950

>>19267844
>tfw no good-for-nothing dumdum but still loving wife

>> No.19268133

>>19267844
drown the witch in that fucking slop

>> No.19268151

>>19267844
What an abomination

>> No.19268162

>>19267892
People usually start by reading a recipe. From that point on its memorizing them and making variants of them. Not making whatever this slop is.

>> No.19268169

>>19267844
This is borderline Talmudic. It's that bad.

>> No.19268174

all women should be killed

>> No.19268193

>>19267844
This looks like something Marco would do nowadays

>> No.19268197

I broke up with my ex in part because she snapped spaghetti before cooking it

>> No.19268204

>>19268197
and in part because she didn't have a penis from the sound of it

>> No.19268278

>>19268197
so? no use in boiling a larger pot of water since you're just going to pour it out anyway.

>> No.19268326

>>19267844
>wife
i wouldn't marry a retarded mexican.

>> No.19268343

>>19268278
>>19268204
these guys eat circumspaghetti

>> No.19268456

>>19267844
Break out my collection of assorted condiments to make it still taste delicious. Compliment wife after the meal
Why would I want to make my family feel bad? If she asks me to be honest only then would i gently divulge that it wasn't good

>> No.19268496

>>19268456
your condiments taste "delicious" not the food

>> No.19268503

>>19268496
If you think about it, are condiments really any different from ingredients?

>> No.19268509

>>19267922
How about not being a butcher anymore. Better yet, how about not being alive anymore.

>> No.19268510

>>19268503
yes

>> No.19268563

>>19267844
> I can fix her.

>> No.19268567

>>19267844
support her for trying because i also try dumb shit on i see on the internet that comes out looking bad

>> No.19268650

>>19268509
Then I can't kill old people and fatasses anymore.