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Your worst experiences

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>>19264427

>> No.19264458

>>19264427
>>19264431
>Crap on Tap
>Poop in your Soup
>Stool in the Gruel
>Defecate on your Plate
>Dung on your Tongue
>Scat on your Placemat
>Drop in your Slop
>Dump in your Lump
>Squirts in your Yogurts
>Nightsoil in your Tinfoil
>Pinched off in your Loaf
>Popped a Squat on your Kumquats
>Shart on your Artichoke Heart
>Shit in your Grits
>The Runs on your Buns
>Turd in your Cheese Curds
>Deuce in your Juice
>Sewer Sludge in your Fudge

>> No.19264742

>>19264431
what the fuck is that clay, where are the utensils, what's going on in that country?

>> No.19264801

>>19264427
unrelated. I ate a bunch of ice cream yesterday and woke up from nap vomiting. It got into my throat. I threw like half my ice cream meal. I feel so traumatized.

>> No.19264806

>>19264801
back sleepers get what they deserve

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>>19264427
GROUND

NICE AND WET

>> No.19264843

I hate food someone offered me before i knew they had cats

>> No.19264931

>>19264843
Yes. I don't care how clean they THINK their kitchen and habits are, cats get everywhere.
Cats walk in kitty litter, lick their paws that were in the litter, then walk around the counter touching and rubbing up against everything. Disgusting.

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>>19264742
>what's going on in that country?
About to become a Superpower. You wouldn't understand.

>> No.19264952

A few members of my product team had to go to Bangalore for a summit. Everyone but the guy who lives in Mexico City got violently ill.

>> No.19264961

>>19264941
The future unironically is Indian using the chinese digital yuan.

>> No.19265001

>>19264952
kek
>>19264961
(You)

>> No.19265095

>>19264941
>subhumanian swarthy

>> No.19265114

>>19264431
i'm indian and i can't identify that

>> No.19265130

>>19265114
Almost makes me think refried beans, could be some sort of mushed bean paste ball?

>> No.19265414

>>19264431
>>19265114
>>19265130
I can’t recall exactly what it is but I’ve seen other anons say it’s some sort of boiled dough

>> No.19265427

>>19264431
>That poo utterly confused by having the food served in a plate instead of the floor

>> No.19265433

>>19264427
Would colonize the one on the left

>> No.19265436

whats wrong with using plates and utensils
india can afford it right? Its a choice not to use them

>> No.19265446

>>19264431
in a world where niggers exist it's truly disturbing how pajeets manage to be the most utterly revolting race

>> No.19265487

>>19264931
>>19264843
I didn't choose to inherit my mom's cats when she died, cope

>> No.19265537

>>19265436
They have beaches full of diarrhea imagine the amounts of trash if disposable plates and utensils were there

>> No.19265586

>>19265436
we had to fool india into not making more waste so white people would be the racist unrecyclers

>> No.19265736

>>19265436
>whats wrong with using plates and utensils
>india can afford it right? Its a choice not to use them
That's the amazing thing. They like this arrangment.

>> No.19265741

>>19265427
kek this

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>>19265813
Yum! burn flavor

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Probably this

>> No.19265830

>>19264801
blue bell?
listeria. you may be entitled to compensation.