Menus? We don't need no stinkin' menus.

[Anonymous No.19263321]

>saves trees
>filters boomers & chuds
>enables trolling, gaslighting like silent price changes (clean it up, custie)
>literally Cyberpunk 2077
Why hasn't your restaurant taken the QR Pill?

[Anonymous No.19263330]

>I don't have a phone with me
way to lose out on a customer retard

[Anonymous No.19263345]

>>19263330
>I don't have a phone with me
In CURRENT YEAR? Even the homeless have Obamaphones, right? It's just a short step from "oops no phone" to "oops I left my wallet in the car."

[Anonymous No.19263378]

>>19263321
Not sold on replacing menus, but it is pretty useful to get more info on items in stores.

[Anonymous No.19263437]

>>19263378

[Anonymous No.19263739]

>>19263321
>go to restaurant
>no menus
>everyone in the group is pulling out his phone and dropping data to download a bloated pdf
>usability is awful because tiny phone screen
>now everyone's looking at his phone instead of socializing
Garbage experience and pure pandemic theater. Restaurants were already sanitizing their menus between uses before the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.19263797]

>>19263739
you forgot
>anon replaced the QR codes
>now directs everyone to hardcore porn sites with autoplay and loud audio

[Anonymous No.19263817]

>>19263345
last I knew Obamaphones were not smart phones but this is 10 year old knowledge

[Anonymous No.19263822]

>>19263345
So when did you get fired from Blizzard?

[Anonymous No.19263935]

>>19263321
Was planning a funeral recently and they had an option of putting a qr code on the gravestone that led to a memorial site or something like that. A lot of things about that experience were morbidly humorous.

[Anonymous No.19263985]

>>19263321
Shitty restaurant service story
>be me
>live in 2023, 2 years past the meme flu scare
>most restaurants that converted to QR orders stick with it for convenience
>most restaurant QR orders work fine
>sit down in a Nando's for the first time in like 3 years
>waiter comes over and mumbles something about "order then select pay at counter" or some shit
>assume the QR ordering system works like every where else: scan code>open menu>select items>go to cart and press submit>order goes to register>pay at cashier on the way out just by giving table number
>lol apparently not, you're supposed to order, then select to either pay online or cash immediately, then pay for the food before the order gets registered
>sit there thinking the order went through for 15 minutes until waiter comes over and says exaclty what I should've done
>end up waiting another 15 minutes for food after paying once the order finally gets through

Who the fuck through this was a good idea. Why not just plaster "PAY FOR YOUR FOOD AT THE COUNTER AFTER KEYING IN YOUR ORDER THROUGH THE QR SYSTEM" at the front of your restaurant instead of letting the customer fumble around? Why not coach your fucking waiters to explain this shit properly instead of just awkwardly standing around when a customer has obviously failed to work the system after they sat there for 15 minutes and still no orders went to the register? Why not just turn into a self service restaurant if you're going to make your customers pay before eating? Why even changer your fucking operations in the first place, people paid after the meal in Nando's before that. Is my country the only Nando's with this cucked system? What the fuck
This is the only, and I repeat, only restaurant that has customers pay immediately through the QR system I've encountered out of the 100s of restaurants I've been to. And judging by the complains on their twitter, many others have complained about the retarded change. Who the fuck thought its a good idea?

[Anonymous No.19264066]

>>19263985
>end up waiting another 15 minutes for food
>Who the fuck through this was a good idea
probably a guy who said "Yeah either we do it right and it's going to be shit or we do it cheap and it's going to be shit. They're eating at a Nando's."

[Anonymous No.19264083]

>>19263321
>saves tree
Hello 2005

[Anonymous No.19264111]

>>19264066
All they literally had to do was copy paste the systems every other restaurant was using. You know, the one that doesn't immediately have you go to the cashier to pay before your order registers.
The only reason I stayed and waited was because every other restaurant in that (small)mall was either full or not serving things I wanted that day, and I had time to burn. But damn if I'm ever going back there anymore

[Anonymous No.19264117]

>>19263437
Well I learned to much

[Anonymous No.19264129]

>>19263321
>>19263345
>point camera at the code
>it just takes a picture of the code
>call over waitress
>tell her i'll have 2 beers and a chicken parma
not my problem

[Anonymous No.19264136]

>>19263330
The people smart enough to not have phones are the people smart enough to feed themselves.

[Anonymous No.19264143]

>>19263985
I was so angry I only tipped 20%. I hope that teaches them a lesson.

[Anonymous No.19264149]

>>19264143
I don't live in the United States, so I don't tip

[Anonymous No.19264157]

>>19263817
They're smart phones now

[Anonymous No.19264183]

>>19263330

[Anonymous No.19264199]

>>19263330
What do they do if you tell them you don't have one? Surely they have backup actual menus right?

[Anonymous No.19264503]

>>19263985
>waiter tells you how to do thing
>you don't do it
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.19264530]

>>19263345
>Obamaphone
>free data plan

[Anonymous No.19264539]

>>19264530
They're called Biden phones now.

On topic, the QR menu isn't bad if it let's me order directly to avoid some waiter fucking up my order or fucking off to smoke cigarettes for 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.19264559]

>>19264539
did you hear 96% of "poor" people have a fridge?

[Anonymous No.19264567]

>>19263321
Welcome to the veggie grill,
Hi my name is dave and I am gay.
What would you like today? Just because I'm vegan doesn't mean I
don't swallow cocks night and day cuz I am gay.

[Anonymous No.19264576]

>>19263321
>filters boomers
Anon asian boomer literally pay for their groceries with online payment apps and know their way around smartphones better than most zoomers

[Anonymous No.19264606]

This would actually be ok if it meant getting rid of the people begging for change whenever you eat at a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.19264607]

>>19263321
i love it. i don't want to have to touch a disgusting nasty menu ever again. they're as dirty as gas pumps

[Anonymous No.19264674]

>>19263321
Normal menus are easier to read

[Anonymous No.19264676]

>>19263935
>Was planning a funeral recently and they had an option of putting a qr code on the gravestone that led to a memorial site or something like that
This is kind some kinda shit straight out of the Talos principle

[Anonymous No.19264693]

>>19263321
>"filter" potential customers
Sounds like you've taken the stupid pill

[Anonymous No.19264737]

>go to restaurant
>phone is charging at home
>this bullshit
>ask for a physical menu
>they don’t have any
>have to use someone else’s phone so I can figure out what to get
Covid made restaurants universally worse, without exception

[Anonymous No.19264759]

>>19264676
It's just a little square in the corner. Guarantee you it costs like $300 to add it.

[Anonymous No.19265264]

>>19264759
They could at least use a less ugly plaque, hell you can DIY it

[Anonymous No.19265267]

>>19263321
Same reason why I don’t plug random USBs I find in my main PC

[Anonymous No.19265280]

>>19263321
>don't have my phone
>can't order
great restaurant

[Anonymous No.19265303]

>not figuring out the menu and your order ahead of time so that you don't have think at the restaurant
nothing personnel kid

[Anonymous No.19265326]

>>19263321
Who else here purephoned
>never downloaded the apps
>never scanned a QR code

[Anonymous No.19265985]

>>19264559
No they fucking don't. For what use? They don't have electricity

[Anonymous No.19266015]

We print a paper menu every afternoon based on what was available at the market. It varies daily, because we only buy the best ingredients available to us.

[Anonymous No.19266041]

>>19264199
I've been to a place that actually did not. the waitress had to recite the beer menu from memory for me and I decided to not get any food.

[Anonymous No.19266049]

>>19263321
>custie
do better

[Anonymous No.19266262]

>>19264759
QR for a grave. Disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.19266292]

>>19263321
my local chinese restaurant has the same 20 printed menus they had since they opened, they just put some white tape over the old prices and write a new number.

[Anonymous No.19266296]

>>19265985
>poor people don't have electricity
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.19266298]

but i need a menu with pictures on it so i can point to what i want

[Anonymous No.19266301]

>>19263321
>eating at a restaurant that uses cuckstamps instead of menus

[Anonymous No.19266363]

>>19266296
I'm that anon... Your pic related does indeed make me lol... Lmao even. Good show, you've won this round

[Anonymous No.19266367]

>>19266298
Zoom into it and show them your phone. Nbd.

[Anonymous No.19266370]

>>19263321
if you havent scanned the qr in pic rel youre really missing out, my sides are in orbit rn

[Anonymous No.19266380]

>>19266370
Not sure if I should...

[Anonymous No.19266447]

>>19264539

And Brownsville gets browner lmao

[Anonymous No.19266463]

>>19263935
>die
>purchased meme-r code for 9001 burgercredits right before I croaked
>links to some site that hosts my passionate eulogy and last wishes for generations to come
>company that owns site goes tits up in the midst of the Ultra-Giga-Depression of '26.
>servers taken off-line and sold to some Chinese or Indian recycler for scrap or to be used in call centers that sling fake antivirus software to leftover boomers
>mfw no face

[Anonymous No.19266471]

>>19266463
It's like buying a star all over again!

[Anonymous No.19266478]

>>19263321
my parents seethe at these always demand a menu

[Anonymous No.19266506]

>>19266478

[Anonymous No.19266612]

I think it is super lame when restaurants have paper menus or menus that you have to look at. The waiter should have the entire menu and the correct prices memorized, and be capable of reciting the entire thing to me. I'll give it a 5% tip if the thing sings the menu to me.

[Anonymous No.19266838]

>>19263321
I've seen people selling girl scout cookies with a QR code lawn sign.
>>19263797
>anon replaced the QR codes
>now directs everyone to hardcore porn sites with autoplay and loud audio
oh shit I need to do this.

[Anonymous No.19267162]

>>19263321
> saves trees
anon do you know how extreme the amount of food waste is at restaurants?
We used to fill up a 44 gallons drum each night

[Anonymous No.19267204]

>>19264199
Have the server bring it up on her phone and have her read the entire menu. Then complain to the management that she was rude and on her phone constantly

[Anonymous No.19267207]

>>19266262
Why? How is it any different to an inscription? Humans invented both.

[Anonymous No.19267227]

>>19267207
Please be bait

[Anonymous No.19267290]

Same reason I still read physical books and not ereader fag shit. Because that’s gay doesn’t feel right and technological doesn’t always = better.