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For me, it's krabben

>> No.19262533

I like matjes

Why is matjessaat on there twice?

>> No.19262550

>>19262533
so nice they listed it twice

>> No.19262552

Brathering bras not like this

>> No.19262557

could go for some peffermakrele

>> No.19262569
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>>19262512
Which one of those is essentially pic related in a sandwich

>> No.19262576

>>19262512
Fun fact: brathering is a babby sperm whale deep fried and place in a bun for your enjoyment

>> No.19262586

>>19262576
Not true
It's just herring

>> No.19262643

>>19262512
these all sound like names of the german version of the punk super group known as pussy riot.

>> No.19262653

>>19262569
matjes, bismark or rollmops

>> No.19262654

>>19262512
Mmm lekker

>> No.19262661

Brathering. I like it with the tail

>> No.19262678
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>>19262512
what the fuck is this shit

>> No.19262846

>>19262678
north german fastfood

>> No.19262859

>>19262512
Six of each please?

Or one of the smoked salmon, maybe a little dill and cucumber, and a couple rollmops on the side.

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>>19262653
>matjes
Straight from the wikipedia article lol

>> No.19262995

for some reason i'd still eat this. I dont know why but i feel like this is the type of food icelanders would eat

>> No.19263002

>>19262846
germany should have been left landlocked while we had the chance

>> No.19263003

>>19262938
I started from that page and somehow ended up at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myrmeconema_neotropicum
Neat.

>> No.19263019

>>19262512
holy shit please feed them all to me one by one

>> No.19263056
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19263056

>krabben
>it's shrimp
fucking dutch i swear

>> No.19263061

>>19262512
Rollmops is the real good stuff

>> No.19263806

>>19263056
its not Dutch

>> No.19263824

Raucherlachs for me

>> No.19263939

"the nina hagen"
"the marlene dietrich"
"the einsenstrude neubauten"

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It's krabben for me too because i hate fish with all my being and love shellfish with all my being

>> No.19264163

>>19263806
Deutsch*

>> No.19264181

>>19262512
Hamburg here. Krabben is best but way to expensive. What do you pay for it? I'll go with Matjes all the way.

Question to heat the discussion up: hard or soft bread?

>> No.19264203

>>19263939
>"The Leni Riefenstahl"

>> No.19264208
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>>19263806
>>19264163
Doitch

>> No.19264254

>>19264181
Crusty, and buttered.
>Ich bin kein Deutscher

>> No.19264322

>>19262512
For me is the humble fishfrikadelle.

>> No.19264390

rollmops hold the bread
just give me the jar

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>>19262512
All that shit looks disgusting. This is a real man's fish sandwich

>> No.19264642

Räucherlachs, hands down.
Put it in me belly now

>> No.19264646

>>19263939
what a language

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>>19264638

>> No.19264709

>>19264638
This is a real man's shill post that's shilling goyslop

>> No.19264751

>>19264638
>looks nothing like fish
ameritards don't like real food

>> No.19264761

>>19262512
rollmops or stremellachs look okay

>> No.19264789
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>>19262512
For me, it's Fischfrikadelle

>> No.19264790

>>19262512
For me it's the Fischfrikadelle but with remoulade, lettuce and onions.

>> No.19265143

behaltet eure fischbrötchen, gibt keine beschissenere fastfoodkette als nordsee

>> No.19265149

>>19262512
I'll just have water, thanks

>> No.19265167

>>19262512
The Seelachs-Ei with some onion would be top-tier

>> No.19265240

>>19262512
This looks disgusting af. Brathering looks like a fried snail. Lots of those cuts just look like unseasoned raw fish. Pukeworthy. Yet more proof that the only food in the world that's presentable is American.

>> No.19265242

>>19264709
>crispy fried food
>slop

underage idiot

>> No.19265260

I mess when food pictures looked like the actual product you got. MD fucked up everything with their lies

>> No.19265514

>Northern "cooking"

>> No.19265520

>>19263056
>Other languages.... aren't English??

>> No.19266149

>>19265240
Brathering is... like pickled herring after it's been fried? It's good, but it's definitely a little odd.

Most of these are pickled or smoked.

>> No.19266418

>>19262512

Fuck anon you’re making me hungry, I could go for most of that right now

>> No.19267551

>>19263939
>einsenstrude
neger was?

>> No.19267596

>>19262512
Would scandis try to eat Cthulhu?

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>>19262512

For me, it's Makrele. I use a Greek yogurt sauce with capers and lemon juice, and KO canned mackerel with lemon. These absolutely slap even if I can't take a photo to save my life

>> No.19267661

for me it's peffermakrele with curry sauce and onion rings

>> No.19267662

>>19267551
He meant einstürzende.

>> No.19267663

>>19267652
I'm not even a big fish fan but that looks and sounds great. Would definitely try.

>> No.19267702 [DELETED] 

>>19262678
This remains a great image precisely because it is so divisive. Fishlet plebs squirm in disgust, whereas I head out to the pantry/freezer to see what delicious "treasures of the sea" are still in store. They all look great, but at the moment I'd take the Matjessalt, bitte. Rye bread if you have it, but slightly toasted either way. With 50 centiliters of lager and a garlic pickled cucumber.

>> No.19267706

>>19262678
This remains a great image precisely because it is so divisive. Fishlet plebs squirm in disgust, whereas I head out to the pantry/freezer to see what delicious "treasures of the sea" are still in store. They all look great, but at the moment I'd take the Matjessalat, bitte. Rye bread if you have it, but slightly toasted either way. With 50 centiliters of lager and a garlic pickled cucumber.

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>>19267702
agnon I like sæfood just fine but seriously this shit does not look appetizing at all and there isn't even any preparation. it looks like cold raw brackish slop half of it. fucking yuck already.

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19267722

Objectively superior

>> No.19267728

>>19267711
(original post was deleted because typo) Trolling aside, do you like sushi, sashimi, which are often served cooled if not chilled? Then something like Matjes herring or lox on bread should present little difficulty. Well-preserved fish on tasty bread, ideally fresh-baked, is a delicious and legal thrill. Admittedly the photography in that picture might give off the the same vibes as the bland, desaturated vibes you get from the backlit menu signs at cheap Chinese restaurants, but... there's only so many ways to pretty up fish on bread.

>> No.19267731

>>19267722
I wouldn't complain if somebody handed me that, but don't sleep on textural contrast.

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>>19262512
ftfy

>> No.19267739

>>19267728
I just don't really like piggled fish and smoked fish is pretty foul to me. I do like sa/sushi/mi and I suppose if sushi was photographed and prepared so unattractively it wouldn't appeal to me either. but you have to admit that stuff just looks like crude sea meat slapped on bread

>> No.19267764

>>19267662
weet ik

>> No.19267775

>>19262512
Western Euros eat such delicious food in their comfy beach towns, then go home and cry on the internet that they are depressed
Only us Northern Europeans have the right to claim depression, we eat disgusting bland food and live in unbearable cold

>> No.19267837

>>19262512
Alright tell me, Bruder.
Why are the Germans and Austrians so hell bent on having a fish fast food everywhere? It's just not a thing in der Schweiz.

>> No.19267846

>>19267837
having stinky fish things everywhere makes the people smell slightly better

>> No.19267851

>>19267837
Never had the impression that that's the case in the south at all. Meanwhile in the north you have fish food trucks everywhere.

>> No.19267856

>>19267846
I'd rather have Wienermuschi mit ein Glas Sekt und bask in the aroma

>> No.19267858

>>19267856
:[

>> No.19267879

>>19267858
>T. Never did a champagne cunilingus
It tickles and stimulates her and masks the stench.

>> No.19267899

>>19267879
I prefer the company of penis. Low maintenance, no milky coin taste, no chance of pregnancy and no chance of fathers with shotguns because gay people don't have parents anymore

>> No.19269648

>>19263939
I'll take the Nina Hagen because she is a weirdo UFO cultist just like me

>> No.19269650

>>19264638
>amerislop

>> No.19270325

>>19264638
>a real man's fish sandwich

Well I'm not a man, so fuck this thing

>> No.19270334

>>19267652
def sounds good you mother fucker. thanks for the tip.

>> No.19270384

>>19264638
>>19265240
the average american has the palate of an autistic eight year old

>> No.19270399
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19270399

Śledzie z Bornholmu

>> No.19270414

>>19265242
>Thinking slop needs to be literal
Brainlet newfag

>> No.19270446

>>19262512
for me, it is the bratroller
send me one straight from straight from Elizabeth Debicki

>> No.19270494

>>19262512
bratroller looks like the server olga took a four foot behemoth shit, cut it up, rolled it around on the kitchen floor, and fried it in oil for a few seconds.

i'll take the stremellachs, whatever the hell that is. looks decent

>> No.19270704

>>19262512
would the Germans or Russians even eat rollmops at stalingrad in 1943? I bet they'd keep the bread and toss the meat

>> No.19270706

>>19262576
>babby sperm whale
those are the size of horses, you zoological whore.

>> No.19270709

>>19262512
>krabben
>small orange bugs on a bun
oh fuck please no Kraut senpai

>> No.19271650

>>19270709
They are ocean bugs and therefore subject to the Klaus Schwab exemption decree.

>> No.19271744

>>19265240
Hurensohn

>> No.19271958

Mackerel or the stremellachs.

>> No.19272889

Brathering. It's the best but looks the worst in this pic

>> No.19273064

>>19263806
yes it is, same root word you foolish bastard.

>> No.19273166

German people are fucking disgusting

>> No.19273372

>>19270399
Ale gówno, ja pierdole.

>> No.19274431

>>19273166
It's fish in a bread roll, what's wrong with it?

>> No.19276377

>>19267734
Based

>> No.19276521

>>19274431
Americans are scared of fish unless it's
>>19264638