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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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/ck/ webm thread!

>> No.19255813
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>> No.19255830 [DELETED] 

>>19255819
gb2pol

>> No.19255836

>>19255829
is this waifu chinese or japanese?

>> No.19255839

>>19255816
Is this porn

>> No.19255846 [DELETED] 

>>19255819
Americans really just molest their kids.

>> No.19255850 [DELETED] 

>the same 4 webms from last time and one one /pol/ bait that doesnt even have food in it
great thread

>>19255819
that child isnt getting paid for this therefore this is abuse of the working class and should not be tolerated

>> No.19255853

>>19255836
Chinee

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>>19255850
>that child isnt getting paid for this therefore this is abuse of the working class and should not be tolerated
isn't that prositution?

>> No.19255857

>>19255836
Laotian

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>> No.19255862 [DELETED] 

>>19255855
shes not getting fucked (yet) so no(t yet)

once the channel takes off im sure that underage bussy will be making the rounds of all the local pizzarias

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>>19255862
>shes
you're part of the problem

>> No.19255871 [DELETED] 

>>19255855
The sauce is so excessive

>> No.19255883

>>19255861
the only good webm is this shit thread

>> No.19255889 [DELETED] 

>>19255869
i calls it how i sees it

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>>19255889
suiot yourself, you're only making things complicated

>> No.19255899

>>19255857
CHINESE
OR
JAPANESE

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>> No.19255918

>>19255883
>it's still a tik tok
surly egg days are OVER

>> No.19255923

>>19255899
Yeah

>> No.19255925

>>19255917
why are they drinking out of glasses if they cant have plates

>> No.19255931

>>19255917
I don’t understand how this can possibly pass nyc food code

>> No.19255944

>>19255931
anything is possible when white people like you (as a pet)

>> No.19255947 [DELETED] 

>>19255819
and people say demons aren't real

>> No.19255959

>>19255925
They tried having people drink out of cow skulls, but the rose' wine kept running out of the eye holes.

>> No.19255963

>>19255917
There was an older version of this stupid thing years ago

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>> No.19255993 [DELETED] 

>>19255819
>play dressup once
>parents cut your dick off

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>>19255967

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>> No.19256003 [DELETED] 

>>19255819
Go back to pol fag, this is ck

>> No.19256009

>>19255944
>NYC
>White people

>> No.19256015 [DELETED] 

>>19256003
>implying that pol doesn't ck

>> No.19256019

>>19255808
This chick is so gross, leveraging her eating disorder into mukbang fame.

>> No.19256033

>>19256009
the clients are white. if the city threatens to close your business they'll cry racism for you

>> No.19256035

>>19255994
Instead of fries use tater tots or parboiled russet quarters, cook bacon until it's crackling hard, cook the beef in the bacon fat and set aside, then cook the onions in the combined fat and assemble. This whole thing could work it's just presently very suboptimal.

>> No.19256039

>>19255899
Cambodian

>> No.19256097 [DELETED] 

>>19255846
>>19255819

anyone who puts makeup on a prepubscent can not be trusted.

>> No.19256101 [DELETED] 

>>19255893
her nostrils are so fucking scary and demonic
i hate koreans its unreal

>> No.19256104 [DELETED] 

>>19255819
What does this have to do with cooking? Also
>ywnbaw

>> No.19256106

>>19255836
Definitely not japanese. Movements are too bold and well choreographed.

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>> No.19256161

>>19255839
Yes that's porn

>> No.19256168

>>19255931
>NYC
>food code
lmao have you seen those shitty bagados or whatever the fuck they're called? they sell the worst shit known to man and are allowed to operate

>> No.19256204

>>19255917
I hate how the food looks delicious but you can't eat it without getting it served on a table.

>> No.19256209

>>19255899
Are you deaf? He said she's from the ocean.

>> No.19256215

>>19255931
A couple hundo under the table.

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>>19255829
>>19255836
the squiggles look like chink, jap is more straight

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>> No.19256291

>>19255829
That alcohol is like 12% that's not impressive

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>> No.19256304 [DELETED] 

>>19255819
I really hope this kid kicks his dads ass when he grows up a bit if his brain isn't destroyed already.

>> No.19256326

>>19255829
She looks like a stick. I think her head is too big.The knife she cut with was dull as shit.

>> No.19256333

>>19255917
their polenta looks like wet shit. traditional wop polenta eaten off the table is much thicker.

>> No.19256352

>>19256294
>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
what did they mean by this?

>> No.19256364

>>19256294
That is not flaccid shaped

>> No.19256369

>>19256294
>what is your job sir?
>I sell dick waffles

>> No.19256375

>>19255917
I just noticed the guy serving the food is Christian Petroni from Food Network

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>> No.19256408

>>19255808
why is she eating it like that
sit the fuck down

>> No.19256414

>>19255917
Holy shit I hate gay people.

>> No.19256417

>>19256408
I think it was some kind of timed eating challenge

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>>19255917
Also what the FUCK is this fucking knobhead doing?

>> No.19256536

>>19255855
When the volume of the condiments exceeds the main ingredient just admit you don't even like it.

>> No.19256544

>>19256035
I do
- bacon
- cook burgers in the grease
- make gravy for fries

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>>19255808
This thread clearly needs the puke girl

>> No.19256587

>>19256291
And I think the tiger was tranquilized before the fight.

>> No.19256588

>>19256291
Ha, that's cough syrup level.

>> No.19256591

>>19256430
It's called having a personality.

>> No.19256759

>>19256382
>be me
>literally live in Shinjuku-ku
>eat out almost daily
>popular menu item
>never seen that in 6 years
I call bs my dude

>> No.19256772
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How come webm threads now are just videos of people eating shit or outrage bait instead of recipes?

>> No.19256774

>>19256591
Lol, okay faggot

>> No.19256784

>>19255917
His face in the first shot gave me chills.

>> No.19256792

>>19256759
Popular for real people who are outside of your gaijin bubble

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You do eat mouthwatering food everyday, right /ck/?

>> No.19256813

Don't really have any gaijin friends but okay.

>> No.19256819

>>19256772
webm threads have always been for Jack posting. That is both eating shit and outage material.

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>>19256808
i never get used to this guy, he still inspires just as much hatred as the first time i saw him.

>> No.19256860

>>19256294
i mean they sell these in vancouver, which shouldnt surprise anyone

>> No.19256944

>>19255893
Asia was a mistake.

>> No.19257001

>>19256591
It's called being a flaming faggot. If gays want to be respected, don't act like some chromosome hogging retard.

>> No.19257005

>>19255861
Ambatukum

>> No.19257164

>>19255917
>runny polenta
Grandpa Giuseppe cry

>> No.19257179

>>19256808
Every time I look at this guy I feel like he's a threat and will try to gut me and eat my organs at the first sign of vulnerability. Kinda feel bad about he's probably a good dude but the mannerisms set off some primal fight or flight response.

>> No.19257191

>>19256591
>(you)
I started to react, but spit out the bait.

>> No.19257444

>>19255813
Has anyone ever finished this webm? I made it past the first spider and nearly threw up. I've seen a lot of nasty shit on 4chan, but this was several step-functions worse than anything I've imagined. Fuck you for posting this I hope you get raped by pack of niggers

>> No.19257610

>>19256591
he would definitely attract a car accident or two doing that

>> No.19257623

>>19255883
>>19255861
Fucking retarded. Lotus is bottom tier.

>> No.19257642

>>19256430
The ad worked. Got posted and reposted by useful idiots all over the internet. He couldn't care lass.

>> No.19257661

>>19255813
Do they defang them first or something? I don't understand how people handle them like that while they're alive without getting at least a few panic bites rom them

>> No.19257732

>>19256294
That's not a fucking cake

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>>19256772
ive made a lot of /ck/ webms but they are mostly exotic foods or stupid shit, there's one anon who pumps out all the OC recipes but i can never work out how he makes such long videos fit into 3mb
also maybe how to speed them up, I'm guessing ffmepg or something because handbrake can only play at normal speed

>> No.19257980

>>19256583
Still makes me hard even now...

>> No.19257995

Anything with gooks in these kind of threads should be in /gif/

>> No.19258017

>>19257995
If the Jannies actually did their jobs then every board would be so much nicer, but only happens at critical autism mass like /co/ general threads getting nuked thanks to Steven Universe fans being the most disgusting beings on the fucking planet.

>> No.19258028

>>19255816
Is this from a porn?

>> No.19258032

>>19255917
>pay extra to not on a table

>> No.19258039

>>19256290
I'm surprised no one ever made edible tidepods.

>> No.19258080

>>19255931
Obviously you don't know anything about NYC.
NY'ers have respect for nothing. Including regulations or bylaws.
Check the social sites for that place, you see all kinds of stories about people with some kind of home-brewed food items not made with food safety standards where someone gave a bunch of customers food poisoning.

>> No.19258101

>>19257928
It looked really good until he turned the soup into fucking gruel.

>> No.19258109

>>19258039
Oh yes, I'm sure making products that make it more likely to consume the poisonous originals they're based on won't act as lawsuit bait.

>> No.19258114

>>19258109
You won't

>> No.19258122

>>19257179
Well he definitely would eat you if you got served to him.
It's just your body reacting to a vastly superior omnivore.

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>>19255829
>looks like an alien stick bug
>acting like an aggressive drunk for clout
this is almost worse than the tarantula eater

>> No.19258151

>>19256583
holy fuuuuck this girl needs eggs NOW

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>>19258127
>>looks like an alien stick bug
>>acting like an aggressive drunk for clout
>this is almost worse than the tarantula eater
This

>> No.19258168

>>19256772
They were never for recipes. Initially jannies were deleting them on sight, because they've always been for fun alone, which jannies hate.

>> No.19258231

>>19258101
Reminds me of that American TV chef who'd just puree everything he cooked and act like it was soup.

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>> No.19258404

>>19256808
>when the spices hit so hard you turn into Indian joker.

Ngl, extremely expressive people creap me out because it always looks like theatrics. My ego sees happy, but my id tells my I'm being deceived.

>> No.19258433

>>19255861
>>19255883
>soy flour cake
>good
hello anon how are (((you))) doing?

>> No.19258437

>>19256033
jews aren't white. thats very offensive

>> No.19258452

>>19258404
He seems like a genuinely nice guy and I believe that he is open for literally anything from baked mud to 10.000$ steak and wine but you can't tell me he hasn't trained his stupid "HMMMMM" grin to an automatism, because some of that shit is just vile compared to other stuff and he always makes the same face and sound.

>> No.19258528

>>19255836
All the chinese food webms have this cringe aggressiveness to them. I don't understand it.

>> No.19258624

>>19255997
I miss him so much

>> No.19258632

>>19256583
Why are you posting my fetish in this thread? -- this isn't /gif/

>> No.19258677

>>19256382
>feels bad man

>> No.19258746

>>19256364
dicklet spotted

>> No.19258887

>>19256860
It'll replace pouting as the national dish.

>> No.19258915

>>19257928
>/ck/ webm
>expect it to get horrifying
>at 10 seconds think I see a pig fetus

>> No.19259009

>>19255836
the sign is chinese

>> No.19259025

>>19255813
>>19256156
Now that I have seen these webms a few times I just wonder why the critters don't flee the scene, are they sedated or something?

>> No.19259071

>>19255997
My boy glutinouslob! I wish he still was on youtube. The 12 swedish rolls dipped in mayonnaise or the whole can of country gravy on the pizza while he crushed Budweiser and ripped the most grotesque farts! Some of his best work was wearing stained whitey tightey's while fart on a hard desk to get those truly epic loud wet farts. Been a long time since I've seen him.

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>>19258039
about that

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>> No.19259205

>>19259159
i like how the entire thing is in slow motion

>> No.19259215

>>19255813
Mademe sick to my tomach

total chink death

>> No.19259219

>>19255829
She should gain some weight.

>> No.19259418

>>19257444
>Has anyone ever finished this webm?
Yeah, it's not that bad. Though I feel bad for the spiders, and don't understand why would someone do that.

>> No.19259447

>>19256808
I found the bug/frog eating webms less unpleasant than this utter maniac.

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>> No.19259630

>>19258746
>exposed glans when flaccid
jew victim detected

>> No.19259907

So tired of seeing chinks in these threads

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>> No.19259981

>>19257928
Should have stopped after the baking it in oven.

Baked mushrooms + grilled cheese sandwich would have been bomb. The soup part is gross

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>>19255861
>It's a cake...
>made out of fucking cookies

>> No.19260007

>>19259981
>she doesn't like mushroom soup

>> No.19260068

>>19256382
enjoy salmonella, raw frog should be handled like raw chicken (which these dumb slants also eat)

>> No.19260078

>>19259219
t. a 70+ year old woman

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>>19259991

>> No.19260089

>>19255967
Fucker made interesting looking cotton candy and then filled it with random shit and rolled it up for no reason.

>> No.19260098

>>19257928
File size limit is 4mb now and you make them fit by lowering the resolution and bitrate. Also vp9 codec webms are supported now and they're usually more efficient.

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>> No.19260121

>>19260101
mmmm sea bugs

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>> No.19260149

>>19260101
>first step
>salt a pot of water to taste
What taste? Mmm, tastes just like the ocean. I'm glad I didn't add too much salt.

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>> No.19260170

>>19258624
>>19259071
He's still out there making vids but unlists them so you have to pay him directly and he sends you the link. Making him popular was a mistake normalfags can't help themselves as they fuck up everything they touch.

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>> No.19260191

>>19255857
She's from what ocean?

>> No.19260268

>>19260159
Holy fuck, that needs way more butter

>> No.19260272

>>19257928
If you add cream before blending, you're just gonna turn it into more butter

>> No.19260281

>>19258437
Except when they're doong something bad like running the slave trade to America. Then they're definitely claiming to be white.

>> No.19260297

>>19257928
cant say anything about the food itself but man that was a sad fucking sandwich dip at the end

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>> No.19260407

>>19260159
Is he adding oil and butter?

>> No.19260419

>>19259202
What the fuck is happening ? Yes, I know it was a woman attempting to do something, but I mean specifically.

>> No.19260423

>>19259981
>>19260297
I thought it was mushroom hummus.

>> No.19260458

>>19260419
wom*n put the toaster on the stove

>> No.19260469

>>19260458
Of course. I should have guessed that it was something even stupider than I assumed it was. Thanks, I thought the toaster exploded or something like that, but no just subhuman intelligence at work.

>> No.19260474

>>19255808
god I wish I was that burrito

>> No.19260508

>>19256808
When did wiensposting become legal?

>> No.19260524

>>19260167
Why did that guy hold his plate up as if he was saying he didnt want any, but then he put it down and got some anyway?

>> No.19260556

>>19255816
>Fork
>Not using a spatula scraper
Now I understand why he made her suck him off after he fucked the other girl in the ass

>> No.19260591

>>19256808
He has killed people, i just fucking know it

>> No.19260628

>>19260162
>>19260163
The absolute state of America

>> No.19260754

>>19255829
shes unironically hot. skinny women with medium size tits are god tier. anyone who disagrees is an american

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>>19260628
>>19260754
Rent free

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>>19260078

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>>19260163
i like watching fat people eat, it's fascinating. it almost as if the physical action of chewing and swallowing is more satisfying to them than the actual taste of the food. watch how he ate that sugar donut or the breakfast. he did seem to enjoy the soup though. i have a fat friend who is also an excellent cook and we eat together often and i recently noticed that i never felt like they were eating excessively because we would be eating for the same amount of time, but when i paid attention, they could cram three or four times what i ate in the same amount of time all while being engaging

>> No.19260785

>>19260159
This guy is the biggest pleb filter in the sense that only retards think he isn't a hack
Also what ever happened to the cucumbers

>> No.19260801

>>19256591
estrogen overdose, you mean?

>> No.19260829

>>19255829
kek, that end

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>> No.19260838

>>19259540
Is that a fucking dinosaur leg

>> No.19260841
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>> No.19260861

>>19260835
How does he get out

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>>19260861
he doesn't

>> No.19261014

>>19256156
What is in the glass? Hot oil?

>> No.19261033

>>19260841
brb gonna buy cereal

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>webm thread
>half the files are gifs and jpgs

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>> No.19261110

>>19260153
I couldn’t tell what any of that was

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>>19261039
Here you go, have a webm.

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>>19256156
CAN THIS ZIPPERHEAD CUNT EAT WITH HER FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED

>> No.19261286

>>19261043
Wow, they ruined it and still made the video, that's kind of impressive

>> No.19261374

>>19260083
binging with babish has an awful tiramisu recipe

>> No.19261417

>>19261039
cooking à la Pasi Viheraho

>> No.19261444

>>19255917
what is wrong with gays, can they not live 5 seconds without acting like a flaming faggot?

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>>19255808

>> No.19261650

>>19256161
what porn it was

>> No.19261678

>>19255816
searched xvids and found 21 pages of baking related pornos
none of them are this one

>> No.19261689

>>19261374
binging with babish has an awful recipe for everything

>> No.19261693

>>19261689
kek

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>> No.19261857

>>19255813
you know, the thing is, there are a lot of backwoods bumfuck middle of nowhere hillbilly dudes who would love a chick like this. You know that girl probably grew up hanging out in the jungle/caves and is in tune to the animalistic side of humanity. Sure it's disgusting, but so is eating rare steak to certain cultures, or eating raw shellfish, or whatever the fuck else. There are uncontacted tribes doing d i s gu s ting shit for sure but a lot of people who see this and cringe think the idea of being a human living exatly in it's animalitsic nature is pretty cool... soo..

>> No.19261860

>>19261697
Why are women so bad at cooking?

>> No.19261868

>>19257623
please enlighten me to better cookies.

>> No.19261942

>>19261868
Look at the back of the ingredient list
if you see any oil other than butter or virgin coconut oil, avoid it completely. Next to avoid are filler flours like soy.

>> No.19261983

>>19260770
I remember reading a study which claimed that fast eaters were more likely not just to be fat but also to become fat.

>> No.19261989

>>19260770
fat people look like they move slow, similar to watching godzilla or king king

>> No.19262019

>>19256290
you just know some teenagers died from watching this

>> No.19262038

>>19261638
I don't think he added enough salt on it

>> No.19262077

>>19255931
You can get around a lot of laws by classifying yourself as a performance, which this absolutely would be. Like how Hooters and strip clubs can get around gender discrimination laws when they only hire female waitstaff and dancers.

>> No.19262083

>>19261638
>People made fun of the food cubes

>> No.19262102

>>19256808
No, I'm on a cut :(

>> No.19262105

Anybody have the webm of the guy opening his grill and it immediately falling over?

>> No.19262124

>>19260147
How and who even eats this?!

>> No.19262135

>>19256019
Who is it?

>> No.19262137

>>19260172
The spices on the floor season the food.

>> No.19262182

>>19260153
Mustache envy.

>> No.19262223

>>19261860
Because people nowadays are so """progressive""" and say that women shouldn't be in the kitchen any more.
Nobody teaches them the important stuff any longer, including common sense.

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MOOOOOOOOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!1
>t. this entire thread

>> No.19262300

>>19255829
Great tits

>> No.19262326

>>19261109
until 0:21 it was a great sandwich

>> No.19262383

>>19255813
Imagine the explosion of juice.

So interesting how most of the world eats bugs and we think we're better because we don't. Who decided bugs were discusting and we shouldn't eat them? Most of our food that goes through FDA is approved to have some bug particles and rat hairs in it anyway.

>> No.19262390

>>19262326
What, don't tell me you don't like the heart attack sandwich?

>> No.19262392

>>19255829
Where the fuck is her ass?
>That ending
kek

>> No.19262406

>>19262227
Then post something new faggot.

>> No.19262410

>>19262223
The best cooks have always been men

>> No.19262415

>>19262390
health aside, what is it with this never ending cheesy greasy vomit like trend, it needs to stop

>> No.19262422

>>19255808
Uncircumcised penises are indeed disgusting

>> No.19262428

>>19255917
Those guys are kinda cute. I would totally suck them off and lick their buttholes raw.

>> No.19262430

>>19255813
She messed up since they're supposed to be fried beforehand. They're crunchy and hard like a jawbreaker if you don't which is why she probably struggled chewing. With the right spices it's no different than eating a kettle cooked chip.

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>>19262422
>

>> No.19262441

>>19256156
They're not to be eaten and very poisonous. She's more than likely doing it for show or trying to flavor whatever drink that is with its blood. Either way it'd be very bitter.

>> No.19262448

>>19262441
Nvm I didn't see her eat it I just skimped it.

>> No.19262449

>>19261650
looks like it's milf

>> No.19262455

>>19260159
interesting soup recipe

>> No.19262456

>>19262441
The amount of poison varies wildly between centipede species, also what can kill a bug doesn't necessarily affect a human, like how the crushing majority of spider bites does fuck all to us.

>> No.19262462

>>19260628
2nd one clearly isn't America

>> No.19262469

>>19262383
>There are bug particules in your food, so you better eat entire bugs
What kind of stupid logic is that ?

>> No.19262497

>>19261043
Step 1: Burn some sausages

>> No.19262501

>>19262469
I think his main point was you don't like eating bugs because you didn't grow up eating them.

>> No.19262885

>>19259909
Boss indeed

>> No.19262896

>>19259991
damn takes me back
do ya remember NOT CRESENT FRESH?

>> No.19262930

>>19262124
Mexicans, unironically

>> No.19262957
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>>19262410
While generally speaking you are correct (at least in the professional world), I have yet to eat something more delicious than what my grandma cooks.
No matter whom I ask, everyone who has eaten something, anything made by her says that her dishes are the best.
And she does quantity AND quality, seriously. She made 400 of pic related in a day and a half. It was insane.
Seriously, if I ever were to have a wife, I'd ask my grandma to each her more than the basics.

>> No.19262969

>>19260172
what the fuck is wrong with these people
indians are fucking grotesque , this is like eating off the floor of a ymca pool changing room

>> No.19262974

>>19262410
my mom is a better cook than you.

>> No.19262990

>>19260835
>eggsecutive chef

>> No.19262997

>>19262135
Nela Zisser, alien-ass name. She's a reptilian in a skin suit fr fr, she can dislocate her mandible like a snake.

>> No.19263011

>>19255917
Polenta isn't good. Idk why it's suddenly gotten so popular. It pops up on half the menus i see now. It's not even gross it's just not good.

>> No.19263042

>>19261638
Fried SPAM is actually delicious, dunno why you would ever add salt to it though

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>> No.19263049

>>19261014
是的

>> No.19263068

>>19262957
are these fried crepes with pork? man i wish i knew what it was like to have a comfy polish grandma and not a neurotic culmination of generations of maternal neglect polish grandma

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>>19263047
>the broccoli

>> No.19263138

>>19256583
God she's so remarkably pretty

>> No.19263149

>>19260754
I agree with you and I am American.

>> No.19263161

>>19258528
It's a cultural thing. Kinda like how Indian tiktoks have weird hyper surreal performances or how Americans are just obnoxious

>> No.19263169

>>19259540
Dude be frying the Utahraptor (Utahraptor ostrommaysorum) leg with fries

>> No.19263177

>>19263111
broc n cheese is good though

>> No.19263182

>>19260178
That knife was manufactured at the local prison, block 4, hall A cell 53 by a guy without an eye with a piece of metal made out of someone's teeth fillings and a piece of rusting pipe he found laying around

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>>19256294

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>> No.19263206

>>19263198
And it was doing so well :(

>> No.19263222

>>19261678
appreciate the effort. i tried too

>> No.19263270

>>19262957
This but my mom instead of my grandma. I'm constantly surprised at how she learns new dishes and they always turn out delicious.

>> No.19263297

>>19262019
no one fucking died eating laundry detergent, retard.
it was problematic because its a choking hazard

>> No.19263319

>>19263049
but how does it stay hot and not shatter the glass?

>> No.19263351

>>19261650
>>19261678
>>19263222
Ryan Keely

>> No.19263361

>>19256587
fucking kek
keep it going, ck. you made this a wonderous night. don't you sonofabitch, don't stop

>> No.19263383

>>19256759
try eating out almost daily in Japan instead of chinatown

>> No.19263395

>>19256382
:(

>> No.19263415

>>19256808
He needs total gourmet death. He needs to be gourmet broken. Seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if anyone phoned in threats. He should be made to eat 10 pounds of eggs with a fork to his head. This absurd and gross condescending reaction is extremely irritating.

>> No.19263427

>>19259202
when can we expect the cancer diagnoses?

>> No.19263430

>>19259909
pussy didn't even finish the last mouthful. I swear there is a man under that table giving him one

>> No.19263443

>>19260101
cream sauce should be a banned and offenders serving it, even to themselves should be shot. no trail.

adding sea bugs into the mix should have 3 days of water deprivation tossed in.

>> No.19263454 [DELETED] 

>>19255816
Momy
Mine used to bake bread rolls but when the dough raised she made them the same size as her boobs and slapped them and the dough in my face

>> No.19263456

>>19260524
I'm also curious about that. my guess is he is extremely timid and wants others to be served first. or he has some ideas about getting a center piece of poop goop

>> No.19263460

>>19255829
Based autism sticc i can fatten her

>> No.19263465

>>19255917
Food vlogging and gays where a mistake

>> No.19263475

>>19263460
she's already fat

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>>19257928
I was thinking it was ready when he made a liquid soup, then he ruins it with cream, then suddenly there's a grilled cheese and it's a dip? What a fucking rollercoaster

>> No.19263495

>>19263488
hey, love the art. Btw people called you a chinese learning tranny. is that true?

>> No.19263515

>>19261120
Putain de meeeeeerde.

>> No.19263529

>>19263475
Get out of here anti Peirce

>> No.19263534

>>19263529
bbw lovers get ~rope~ the treadmill

>> No.19263561

>>19260861
Part of the ship, part of the crew

>> No.19263664

>>19261110
its easy its rice,mash potatoes,no idea,chicken fajitas,maybe refried beans,sour and or clotted cream,mini meatballs,other rice,chick peas,no idea, beans in sauce and finally all topped off with what looks like a raggy ass piece of non seasoned chicken leg

>> No.19263708

>>19259071
>>19260170
disgusting literal faggots

>> No.19263743

>>19256294
Japanese: Beautiful fish shaped pancakes
LGBTerrorists: Disgusting dick shaped pancekes

>> No.19263752

>>19257928
>33% cream
you can't use it in soup you stupid fatty

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>>19263047
>BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEER BACON CHEESE BREAD BOWL

>> No.19263762

>>19263297
>choking hazard
anon, you're a fucking retard

>> No.19263857

how is every board on this site as awful as it gets in all the same ways

>> No.19263860

>>19263857
Because interest boards stopped being interest boards nearly 9 years ago.

>> No.19263874

>>19260178
I always thought he was cutting the meat with an overgrown toenail, but turns out he's just holding a knife between his toes.

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>>19263761
So epic!!!
You deserve reddit gold, my good sir!

Narwhal bacon xDDDD

>> No.19264100 [DELETED] 

>>19255861
I'm curious

>> No.19264410

Anyone have the curry chickpeas webm?
Was wanting to make it this weekend

>> No.19264593

>>19256430
molly

>> No.19264614

>>19263198
Every single engineer who worked on this knew this was going to happen, the only people oblivious to this fact were the management, marketing and sales people

>> No.19264631

>>19262957
Give us at least some of her recipes, you lucky bastard. No one in my family has much idea on how to cook

>> No.19264657

>>19257444
faggot

>> No.19264720

>>19255917
>ancient tuscan custom
This is literally retvrn to tradition. Why don’t poltards like it?

>> No.19264772

>>19263042
they also add butter ffs

>> No.19265464

>>19259159
This is one hell of a marketing campaign. Does anyone have any more Ja/ck/ webbys for my folder? Hard drive got deleted.

>> No.19265726

>>19263187
>this isn't as good as my wife's boyfriends...

>> No.19265743

>>19260524
>>19263456
he's draining the water off it you nonces

>> No.19265761

>>19261860
You mean everything?

>> No.19265779

Does anyone have the Bhav Paji one with a street vendor in India saying their slop is like a crackling hamburger?

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>>19259202
OOOPSIE!!
~VS~
I can COOKS!!

>> No.19265868

>>19265856
Do americans really?

>> No.19265895

>>19265868
It's called hibachi, chud

>> No.19266136

>>19263743
I don't have time to post this properly so if anyone is interested in being less of a dipshit after reading this dumbfuck comment: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/gabrielsanchez/japan-kanamara-matsuri-festival-steel-phallus-penis

>> No.19266150

>>19262124
If you're ever wondering how a poverty country like Mexico caught up to the US in obesity rates, this is why

They have all of our fast/junk food without the regulation and none of the cultural who gives a fuck.

>> No.19266170

>>19265856
The absolute state of Muttmerica

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>>19265868
>>19266170
YES!! (But that's Germany--as you know.)

>> No.19266201

>>19261039
>>19261417
sometimes I wonder what goes inside his head when he comes up with shit like sausage soup but with energy drink instead of water

>> No.19266215

>>19256583
Still would

>> No.19266237

>>19266136
Nope! I'm not interested as a matter of fact. You seem kind of like a doofus so I don't trust you.

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>>19262105
Gotchu

>> No.19266308

>>19255917
I can't tell if they're gay or just European?

>> No.19266353

>>19255857
kek based koth enjoyer

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>>19266308

>> No.19266369

>>19256364
For you maybe.

>> No.19266470

>>19260628
>full english
>american
Bong inbreeding is responsible for your retardation
>me falling for this obv b8
Retardation is responsible for my retardation

>> No.19266476

>>19260167
>enjoy your Play Dough and duck shit soup, sir!

>> No.19266486

>>19260838
>>19263169
looks like a 'roo mate

>> No.19266512

>>19266486
Pretty sure it's ostrich

>> No.19266546

>>19261697
wait i know that lady with the glasses, her name's Lydia

>> No.19266748

>>19263177
is there just for the looks, so you have something green by the side, nobody is going to touch it, c'mon, it's bread grease and cheese, nobody who would eat that would ever touch a broccoli

>> No.19266756

>>19266274
humans are one armed species nowadays

>> No.19266858

>>19266546
Oh shit really? Did you go to highschool with her?

>> No.19267591

>>19256294
>Taiwan
China, you know what to do