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Anonymous Mon May 8 15:13:35 2023 No.19249803 [Reply] [Original]

I was really craving Italian food so I threw together this kind of tomato turnover thing stuffed with cheese. I think it turned out really well, but I don't know what to call my new creation.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:16:25 2023 No.19249814 >Clot Pocket

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:17:09 2023 No.19249818 >>19249814 That's stupid. I was thinking something like Cheesy Tomadough.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:19:23 2023 No.19249822 >>19249803 You thought you were being clever? Fancy yourself a bit of an inventor? Well tough luck kiddo. The Italians already made panzerotti before your great-great-grandparents were shitting their little trousers.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:21:58 2023 No.19249828 >>19249822 Hahaha nice try. Panzerotti is a fucking stupid name and no way in hell any self respecting Italian would call something that. That's like calling your food "goopyboopy".

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:25:45 2023 No.19249841 >>19249814 kek >>19249818 >Cheesy Tomadough. I think they sell those at 711 already.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:28:39 2023 No.19249845 >>19249803 Looks really undercooked.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:30:01 2023 No.19249850 >>19249845 I made some other ones earlier and they kind of pop open if you cook them too long.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:30:07 2023 No.19249851 What a terrible goopyboopy anon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:30:52 2023 No.19249854 Well, I'm voting for the goopyboopy now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:31:00 2023 No.19249855 >>19249850 That's how you know they're ready. Also you could poke a few holes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:33:11 2023 No.19249859 >>19249855 Ohhhhh it's like a woman. "If she bleeds, she breeds".

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:34:33 2023 No.19249866 Pizza pops have been dog shit the last time I have bought them

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:36:50 2023 No.19249870 >>19249866 What the fuck is a pizza pop?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:45:31 2023 No.19249901 >>19249828 >That's like calling your food "goopyboopy". And thus OP's creation was named. A name that stupid might actually help it sell

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:54:45 2023 No.19249930 >>19249854 Weird coincidence, years ago I actually named my penis the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:57:40 2023 No.19249933 >>19249901 Reddit will love that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:59:20 2023 No.19249934 >>19249933 They hated poopyrapey

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:02:20 2023 No.19249940 >>19249934 That's so insensitive. Thousands of transwomen are raped every minute, and you're just making light of it? Not cool man, not cool. This is the wrong sub for that kind of hate speech.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:02:33 2023 No.19249941 >>19249933 Exactly what I was thinking, it can sit next to all the other le quirky products and find some middling success

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:05:49 2023 No.19249950 >>19249803 How did you make the dough?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:51:49 2023 No.19250107 >>19249950 You just boop the goop until it’s nice and squishy and than toss it in the ole hot air box for a spell.

Anonymous Mon May 8 17:03:07 2023 No.19250140

>>19249803
99% that shit came out of the freezer section at 7/11. However:
>panzerotti
>stromboli
>calzone
and that’s just the shitalian names
>jamaican patty
>cornish pasty
>empanada
>tamale
>curry puff
>karibap
>turnover
>pierogi
>and so on, and so on

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:05:12 2023 No.19250144 >>19250140 >>19249870

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:05:47 2023 No.19250145 >>19250107 i do this and it works every time

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:06:52 2023 No.19250147 >>19250140 Piroshky, not pierogi, pierogi is a kind of pasta dumpling

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:08:07 2023 No.19250149 File: 20 KB, 267x373, A284C24B-EE22-4F02-906C-686EAE2FEEE7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19250147 don’t care; supporting Putin

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:15:43 2023 No.19250167 >>19250149 No worries, me too

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:37:56 2023 No.19250234 >>19249803 >Empanadelle >Tasca calda >Tascalda take your pick

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:52:36 2023 No.19250269 >>19250149 >>19250167 Contrarian homo's lmao. Next year you'll be supporting the next bad thing you're not supposed to support. Go die of cancer putin cock sucking bootlickers lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:54:32 2023 No.19250273 >>19250107 No really. I don't usually make anything relating to dough, but I'm curious now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:55:59 2023 No.19250276 >>19249803 This is one of those pizza roll stufrers, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:33:13 2023 No.19250404 >>19250276 Does it look like a roll you fucking nerd?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:35:04 2023 No.19250610 >>19250147 Pirozhki... Varenyky... Slav's gonna Slav, Milosz.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:42:20 2023 No.19250631 >>19250404 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:44:16 2023 No.19250636 >>19250276 I have some in my freezer. They're identical.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:47:07 2023 No.19250643 >>19250631 >Milosz Not Slav really, probably Hungarian

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:54:41 2023 No.19250667 >>19249803 Calzone.

Anonymous Mon May 8 19:56:34 2023 No.19250674
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>>19249803
You made me google him
You made me search for the recipe
You made me click his website
You made me download the image.

I hope you're happy with the cold hard cash you made him tonight. And your deep fried corn empanada filled with chunks of equally cold, hard cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:00:27 2023 No.19250688 >>19250276 Pizza Pops actually. Canadian thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:31:07 2023 No.19250784 >>19250610 >Varenyky Fuck Ukraine, they steal from everyone else and claim to have invented it Piroshki aren't boiled they're yeast-leavened bread meat pastries

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:07:24 2023 No.19250945 >>19249803 so basically you made a hot pocket.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:24:46 2023 No.19251009 File: 473 KB, 1290x933, panzerotti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19249828 >herp derp

Anonymous Mon May 8 22:29:04 2023 No.19251181

>>19250784
I didn't say they were the same thing... moreso stating that Slavs gonna Slav, and hitting on the idea that pierogies are only pierogies when they're Polish, and more of a pie elsewhere. The sorrow-filled, trackpants wearing Panzerotto to OP's tragic Pizza Pop, if you will. Promise me, Milosz. Promise me that you won't.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:34:22 2023 No.19251206 File: 308 KB, 800x450, I hate leafs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >microwave 2 pizza pops >retarded americans argue with each other

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:37:37 2023 No.19251413 >>19251009 Can't believe Italy stole this guys goopyboopy, and so fast at that...

Anonymous Mon May 8 23:43:52 2023 No.19251431

>>19251181
No worries, it's like saying Americans invented the hamburger or an Englishman invented the sandwich
That's such a slopebrained take as if people haven't been putting meat and cheese in bread since before the existence of the written word
Just new names for old ideas

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:27:31 2023 No.19251551 Ayyyy a bobbity boopy. Das a nice lookin goopyboopy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:29:15 2023 No.19251554 >>19249803 pizza pops! pop your hunger!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:30:16 2023 No.19251557 >>19251206 just wait until you see the man with all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:30:23 2023 No.19251559 you didnt even cook the goyslop long enough to melt the cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:08:21 2023 No.19251853 >>19251559 That's because it doesn't melt. It's not even real cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:56:11 2023 No.19252804 >>19251554 What the fuck is a pizza pop? First of all this isn't a pizza, it's a turnover inspired dish. And nothing about it pops.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:21:55 2023 No.19252827 >>19249803 Tranny globobomo cock pocket

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:30:12 2023 No.19252835 File: 105 KB, 777x512, Waitaminnit....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19250234 >>Tasca calda lol

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:44:10 2023 No.19252854 >>19249803 Why does this freezer goyslop roleplay thread still exist?

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