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I just ate a whole box of life cereal and realized each serving has 70% of your DV of Iron, what the fuck, that is a lot of Iron, I basically had 10x the reccomended daily value of Iron

Am I gonna be okay?

>> No.19247827
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19247827

You've probably got enough strong to lift an house holy fuck lmao

>> No.19247836

Slice your wrist open to let some of the iron out of your blood. If you go to a doctor for iron overload that's basically what they would do.

>> No.19247844

just keep your distance from magnets for the next couple of weeks, you hear me?

>> No.19247850

>>19247822
its really unhealthy and can make you quite ill over time. the same people who mandate iron in flours and cereals also mandate fluoride in tap water as well as the jew jabs. there are brands of cereal without added iron like that eco kids brand or natures path maybe idk look in the organic or health food aisle . theyre pretty tasty

>> No.19247952

You are Ironman

>> No.19247975

Isn't it ironic?

>> No.19248000

>>19247850
They also mandate adding folic acid to flour.
The particular (cheap) form added can cause problems in some individuals due to their genetics.

>> No.19248014

>>19248000
This sounds like the Amish are the only people in America who eat natural foods

>> No.19248017

>>19247822
they fortify box cereal with iron filings. you need to stop this right now anon

>> No.19248039

>>19247822
>that's life
>that's what all the people say

>> No.19248046

They put extra iron in all the food because it’s Ahrimanic, makes it easier to control your mind with magnetic fields and nanobots and shit.

>> No.19248076

You actually ate original Life when you could have bought the cinnamon Life right next to it? What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

>> No.19248137

>>19248076
the coupon i had only applied to the original flavor

>> No.19248573

>>19247844
And transformers and motors!
DEFINITELY don't get an MRI anytime soon.

>> No.19248577

>>19247975
a little too ironic

>> No.19248585

>>19248046
dietary iron isn't mineral iron, it isn't magnetic.
the only cereal that adds mineral iron is kelloggs.

>> No.19248588

>>19247850
how based of them to make people healthier

>> No.19248602

>>19247952
Ozzy or Robert Downey?

>> No.19248634

>>19247822
more like end of your life cereal faggot kek

>> No.19248642

>>19247822
Probably nothing many people take iron pills. Like most vitamins you'll just pee them out.

>> No.19248646

>>19247822
you're gonna take the blackest shit of your life

>> No.19248655

enjoy your life sized kidney stones

>> No.19248681

>>19247822
Cereals that add iron just put iron shavings in the box. Your body will not absorb it, and you will just shit it out.

>> No.19248690

>>19247822
Relax. They wouldn't allow that shit to be made without a really clear warning that if you ate the entire box you would be fucked. This is America. They expect you to gorge and protect themselves against lawsuits.

>> No.19248701

>>19248690
>he doesn't adhere to the food pyramid
ngmi burger

>> No.19248709

>>19248701
Food pyramid is just misunderstood by retards. Faggots like you want to focus on the high end of servings but ignore the low end. It was made to fit a range of large and small women and men. It was actually quit well made in that regard. Since you're a little faggot, you'd probably be more towards the 6 (1 oz) servings of grains end than the 11 (1 oz) servings end of grains or whatever, limpwristed faggot that you are, but you would rather focus on the high end of a range that doesn't fit your gay ass just to discredit the entire thing because you're an arbitrary faggot that can't take any nutritional advice that isn't spoonfed to you as if you were a baby bitch.

>> No.19248716

>>19248709
USDA hands typed this post

>> No.19248814

>>19247822
non-heme iron absorption is automatically down-regulated. it's nothing to worry about but it can cause constipation

>> No.19248816

>>19247822
>Life Cereal
who the fuck even buys that in the first place? NIGGER

>> No.19248818

>>19248701
>>19248709
>>19248716
no one actually followed the food pyramid. i don't know anyone besides myself who doesn't have every meal swimming in oil. People think i'm crazy for eating a few pieces of fruit in a day, with less total sugar than one of their "just a coffee/tea"s

>> No.19248825

>>19248709
Take your meds nazi right wing nutjob and stop pointing out funny patterns. We don’t jive that way on 4channel, capiche?

>> No.19248826

>>19247822
>Life cereal
>cereal
Does that include brucina jenner and wheaties?
It's 2023 who in their right mind eats cerial?

>> No.19248859

>>19247822
Anon this is so funny my lungs are in danger

>> No.19249551

>>19247827
>meower
I chuckled

>> No.19249555

>>19248602
What do you think?

>> No.19249589
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19249589

>OP going to work tomorrow

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>>19247822
>I basically had 10x the reccomended daily value of Iron
Don't walk near a junkyard or go for any MRIs for about a month OP.

>> No.19249952

>>19247822
You ate so much it became death cereal (just joking OP you’re fine).

>> No.19251509

>>19247822
I was put on iron supplements after losing a lot of blood and my poop was really hard and black for a few weeks.

>> No.19251515

>>19251509
>black for a few weeks.
So you had big black cocka?

>> No.19251522
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>>19251515
It was extremely painful.

>> No.19251529

>>19251522
>It was extremely painful.
The trick is to just relax and let it happen. After a few minutes it will stop hurting and then you will have someone that will protect your from the other felons.
Unless they feel like pimping you out! :(

>> No.19251534

>>19249918
Your poast needs moar flying saucers and lizard peeple if not that than hooligans

>> No.19251538

>>19251529
That sounds pretty faggy, "just relax and let it happen?" WTF are you on about you fucking faggot.

>> No.19251541

>>19251538
Why would you call it "faggy" if you had no idea what I was talking about?
It's okay, brother. Come here and let me hug you, and caress you, and comfort you...

>> No.19251555

>>19251541
Fuck off and enjoy hugs from your space buddies