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I got drunk and made a fool out of myself.
I saw the vodka on the shelf and I saw the delicious lager and I picked the vodka. Now I'm paying for it. In more ways than one.

>> No.19242565

>>19242557
what did you do?

>> No.19242567

>>19242557
Lame, the original graphic has the rock labeled "rock or something" just incase the gi read the directions where it said to lean it up against a "rock or something" and didn't know what a rock or a something might look like.

>> No.19242587

>>19242567
>Lame, the original graphic has the rock labeled "rock or something" just incase the gi read the directions where it said to lean it up against a "rock or something" and didn't know what a rock or a something might look like.
To be fair, there are a lot of soldiers in the Army that have very low IQ's, and many of them probably received affirmative action high school diplomas from schools that aren't required to teach them things like english, math, critical thinking skills, or even how to look both ways before crossing the street.
That being said, I love Johnnie Walker Black because I never, ever get a hangover from that stuff.

>> No.19244067

>>19242557
You make a post like this every week..why do you never learn?

>> No.19244070

>>19242565
A child man. A fucking innocent little girl. :(

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>>19242567
>rock or something

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>>19242557

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>>19242567
autism overload

>> No.19244372

>>19244078
That's the yolk.

>> No.19244493

>>19242557
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

>> No.19244501

>>19244070
you're a gross person for even insinuating such a thing. get your head out of the sewer before you tip over and chop your dick off.

>> No.19244506

>>19242557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo

>> No.19244546

>>19244501
I suggest you leave this site since you have already done that.

>> No.19244565

>>19244546
lol, touch a little too close to home?

>> No.19244607

>>19244565
By replying to someone else? No, I'm untouched.

>> No.19244704

>>19242587
If you're looking to minimize hangovers just switch to deep Eddie's and tequila.

>> No.19244724

>>19244546
>>19244607
We don't hurt girls here

>> No.19244929

>>19244724
Speak for yourself.

>> No.19244995

>>19242557
t. Hiroi

>> No.19245003

>>19244094
Gem

>> No.19245033

>>19242557
Don't drink so fast.

>> No.19246335

>>19245033
How's that make a difference

>> No.19246449

keep practicing champ you'll get to where you can drink all day and wake up for work at 6 am fresh as a spring daisy

>> No.19246889

>>19246449
During my alcoholic years I never got to that point, rather my health just kept getting slightly shittier every until a medical emergency made the wheels fall off the wagon, so to speak.

Are you serious?
Like I've known people who drink handles on the weekend like me who didn't stop and due to their withdrawals, having a drink in morning actually does feel like a pick-me-up.

>> No.19246911

>>19242557
>tfw you will never bully drunk anons

>> No.19246953

>>19242587
I was surprised to learn that you have to score higher on the knowledge tests to be admitted into the army if you're a GED holder than if you have a high school diploma.

>> No.19247315

>>19246889
yes i am quite serious.you can drink about a half pint before lunch then the food slows things down until the evening. if i drink more than a handle over two days things get a little weird but otherwise you would not be able to tell. what was your medical emergency? my pancreas hurts sometimes and liver can spit out a lot of bile but otherwise i feel strong as an ox have sex at least once every day.

>> No.19247325

>>19242557
>bocchi the reddit

>> No.19247608

>>19244493
based chumbawumbro