/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19239810]

>Is the best grocery store in your path

[Anonymous No.19239812]

eh probably owned by hateful christcucks, I'll pass

[Audio Learner No.19239817]

>>19239810
Its definitely SObeys

[Anonymous No.19239819]

>>19239812

[Anonymous No.19240419]

>>19239810
this week's ad SUCKS
might get some avocados though

[Anonymous No.19240521]

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[Anonymous No.19240532]

Fuck Texas
Fuck lone star beer
And fuck heb

[Anonymous No.19240546]

>>19240419
Bro $1.97 blueberries is legit. Where are you in TX? I'm in New Braunfels and we definitely don't have that deal.

[Anonymous No.19240552]

>>19239810
>.t hates Texas farmers

[Anonymous No.19240560]

>>19240552
LMAO this is so true. When I used to drive trucks I would deliver California produce or South Dakota pork or Arkansas chicken to HEB distribution centers all the time. And then go home and see an ad from HEB saying how they only source from Texas.

[Anonymous No.19240570]

>>19240419

Jumbo shrimp for 6$/lb is legit

[Anonymous No.19240618]

>>19240419
I'm counting the days until they have ribeye on sale again. It's been a while.

[Anonymous No.19240628]

>>19240546
>$1.97 blueberries is legit.
i have my fridge stocked with blackberries
>>19240570
>Jumbo shrimp for 6$/lb is legit
>Eat the Bugs.
seriously though, i have 6 servings of beef stew that i need to eat.
>>19240618
>ribeye on sale again
Inshallah, brother

[Anonymous No.19240637]

>>19240532
no
yes
no

[Anonymous No.19240645]

>>19239812
>H.E.E.B.
>owned by christians
anon...

[Anonymous No.19240651]

>>19240546
>Where are you in TX?
SETX (aka Nigger-ville)
>>19240645
>H.E.E.B.
my dad says those Heebs have good deals ;)

[Anonymous No.19240734]

>>19239812
nah u are, unspicy chud boy

[Anonymous No.19240766]

heb is based cause i do curbside pickup and get some 16 year old blooming hs babe. it's enough interaction with a woman till my next curbside I heckin love HEB

[Anonymous No.19240823]

>>19240560
Ask any Texan farmer whose done a contract with HEB. Private or public, it's always the same game of carrot & stick with these corpo fucks. I'll use the strawbrairy for their ice cream as an example (because it's not just a fucking example). There ain't no such thing as a strawbrairy auction, and when HEB is gonna launch a strawbrairy ice cream, they need to make sure they got the logistics to support it (ie, strawbrairies). Simplest way to do this is to get a contract with a farmer garenteeing that he grows x acres of strawbrairies and not sell those strawbraires to anyone else, in exchange HEB will garentee to buy every bushel of strawbrairies for a set amount, and a fair one that supports Texas farmers and they know they'll get a decent reward for their efforts rather than leaving it up to market price.
That's the carrot. The stick is when they go out after harvest, knock a bushel over then go "oh no, would you look at how poor and blemished these strawbrairies are. We can only offer you 1/4 of what we originally agreed upon." And the farmer has no choice but to consent to this robbery because HEB lawyers can drag out a case longer than it'll take for those strawberries to go bad, plus the cost of trying to preserve them the whole time, and they can't sell to anyone else otherwise heb will sue them so bad heb will end up owning the farm.

Then they put that bit about supporting Texas farmer on the pint of ice cream. So then the customer can feel a small hit of dopamine for being such an outstanding human being(the carrot) all the while killing Texas's farms(the stick). Problem is most people nowadays are too addicted to the carrot to recognize the stick, despite looking like St. Sebastien, but that's a rant for another time

[Anonymous No.19240841]

I work for these fuckers and I assure you they’re just as bad as any other grocery chain, the shit I’ve seen in my warehouse would make you never eat anything there again. The management types like to pretend we’re somehow above Walmart but its the exact same shit

[Anonymous No.19240859]

>>19240823
isnt that practice pretty much standard? obviously they're bad. just wondering if they're actually worse than the other fuckers?

[Anonymous No.19240875]

>*mogs you're favorite grocery store*

[Anonymous No.19240882]

>>19240875

[Anonymous No.19240885]

>>19240841
>the shit I’ve seen in my warehouse would make you never eat anything there again.
stories please

[Anonymous No.19240899]

>>19240882
At first I was all like "Oh that's real neat" but after he walked by the lady in the blue shirt, just two passengers on the journey we call life, passing eachother, as if it were any other day down at the local pizza store, the clown world of it all. I lost it. This is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.19240900]

>>19240628
your steak looks like it was grow in Chernobyl

[Anonymous No.19240909]

>>19240841
>shit I’ve seen in my warehouse
share em. or are you too busy working on the larp?

At the Independent store in Canada, workers touch the ACE bread with dirty old gloves that have been recycled for years. It gets thrown into an oven after, but still.

I'd also go in the freezer where all the dough and cakes were and make big stinky farts. It was cold in there.

[Anonymous No.19240930]

>>19240882
>frozen Amerimutt goyslop
i will buy a Screamin Sicilian pidsa if it costs less than $5

[Anonymous No.19240945]

>>19240766
Well when you put it that way the extra fees almost seem worth it.

[Anonymous No.19240961]

>>19240930
>>19240899
>Euros are so dumbfounded by American grocery stores that they see the pizza section and think it's the whole store
That's one aisle. There are many more. Enjoy your third world existence.

[Anonymous No.19240967]

>>19239810
I usually just shop at my local Piggly Wiggly.. better than the IGA

picrel

[Anonymous No.19240971]

>>19239810
Only two things come from Texas, OP. And I don't think hooves can type.

[Anonymous No.19240975]

>>19240882
>>19240930
>>19240899
>>19240961
White people make their grocery stores like this then complain about black people liking Lawry's a lot being unhealthy lmao

[Anonymous No.19240982]

>>19240961
I assumed the store was a lot lot larger, I just also that that was also pizza. From the web I have no reason to believe they sell anything other than pizza and pizza related products.

[Anonymous No.19240983]

>>19240967
Shop the Pig!

[Anonymous No.19241039]

>>19240967
built Ford tough!

[Anonymous No.19241069]

>>19240823
Any Texas grocers you know that are decent to farmers? Or should I just go to the farmers market?

[Anonymous No.19241088]

>>19241069
>Farmer market opens after I get to work
>Closes before my shift ends
HEB is close enough