new drinker here

[Anonymous No.19236336]

Will a six pack of 5 percent beers get me drunk?

[Anonymous No.19236340]

>>19236336
Possibly buzzed if you drink them fast enough and you have an empty stomach. It also helps to be a short anemic woman as opposed to the fat sack of shit guy you probably are.

[Anonymous No.19236342]

>>19236336
If you have zero tolerance yes, pounding 2 will probably get you a solid buzz

[Anonymous No.19236347]

pour one up your ass, hits you harder

[Anonymous No.19236354]

>>19236347
Why did god make the best way to do any sort of drug sticking it up your ass…

[Anonymous No.19236359]

>>19236354
You could always just keep it in your mouth, same thing. It’s just most drugs taste like shit and you want to use your mouth for other stuff.

[Anonymous No.19236361]

First time I drank to get drunk 3 Coors gave me a good time.

[Anonymous No.19236367]

>>19236336
>drinking to get drunk
Don't do this to yourself.

[Anonymous No.19236373]

>>19236336
What size? 335ml or 500ml?

I barely feel a 6-pack of 335 but get tipsy off of 6 500ml.

[Anonymous No.19236381]

i used to get blind drunk on three cans of UDL vodka & orange when i was 16 and it would probably have the same effect now since i don't drink any more.

tldr; six pack is twice more than enough

[Anonymous No.19236383]

>>19236336
I only drink to get to sleep. When I started drinking, a cup of wine was enough. Beer is mostly water but as a newfag it's probably enough.

[Anonymous No.19236387]

That's only 30% alcohol. You will need to drink 20 of them to get drunk

[Anonymous No.19236401]

>>19236373
3*5*5ml
12oz

[Anonymous No.19236409]

Drink them as fast as you can

[Anonymous No.19236411]

>>19236409
and through a straw

[Anonymous No.19236427]

Don't forget to drink alot of water alongside it otherwise you're in for hangover city.

[Anonymous No.19236444]

>>19236336
Probably. When I was in high school I could get pretty drunk off a 6 pack of Mike's Hard lemonade.

[Anonymous No.19236954]

Mfw 750ml of vodka doesn't get me drunk anymore

[Anonymous No.19237068]

>>19236336
Unless you're over 150kg you will be quiet impaired and most likely very sick.

[Anonymous No.19237076]

>>19236336
Anon I am a 14 year alcoholic. Please just stay away. I cannot properly express how much this shit will destroy you before you even realize it.

[Anonymous No.19237086]

>>19237076
Shut up, lush. Friendly reminder to never ever take an alcohols advice.

[Anonymous No.19238022]

>>19236336
god i miss the days before i cracked open a cold long neck at the end of a long day. tolerance is a bitch, have fun op.

[Anonymous No.19238045]

>>19236336
If you're average weight, it'll be enough for a moderate buzz
If ur fat boi, you'll probably wish you grabbed a tall boy or two as well.

[Anonymous No.19238067]

>>19236336
If you drink them quickly, quite probably. If you drink them over the course of an evening you'll just get a nice buzz. Which is honestly preferable.

[Anonymous No.19238819]

>>19236336
If you're new to drinking you could get blackout drunk from an entire six-pack of 5% depending on how big you are. Just take it slow and enjoy it OP.

[Anonymous No.19240538]

>>19236340
Yeah pretty accurate
>>19236342
Fair
>>19236347
Oh come on this is just gross!
>>19236354
Don't encourage him!
>>19236359
Hmm never tried this...
>>19236361
Nice
>>19236367
I mean why else?
>>19236373
Interesting
>>19236381
Whoa
>>19236383
Ah a wine man!
>>19236387
Quit messing with him
>>19236401
God I hate math
>>19236409
Dangerous but okay?
>>19236411
That would be slow...
>>19236444
Checked!
>>19236954
Haha rip!
>>19237068
Sound advice
>>19237076
Word to the wise
>>19237086
Also fair
>>19238022
Mother always taught me to be more tolerant lol
>>19238045
Yup let's find out his weight before giving advice
>>19238819
This.

[Anonymous No.19240610]

>>19236336
Yeah man, def. depending on things like bw, bf, last time you ate, how well hydrated you are, etc that would probably get you to room spinning I wanna puke drunk if you drink them fast enough.

[Anonymous No.19240620]

Not sure why people are trying to be cool and saying it won't get you drunk. I have been drinking pretty much every weekend for the last 3 years, am 185cn and 40 pounds overweight, and 6 beers usually gets me drunk. I have a little bit of tolerance so you will probably get very drunk

[Anonymous No.19240704]

>>19240620
Because everyone's first memory of drinking should be from the 2nd time they drink.

[Anonymous No.19240837]

>>19236342
pounding two 5 percent beers on an empty stomach with no tolerance will have you straight up drunk with the room spinning

[Anonymous No.19240851]

>>19240538
shut the frick up

[Anonymous No.19240979]

>>19236336
no but it will make you fat

[Anonymous No.19240990]

>>19236347
based and shitter pilled

[Anonymous No.19240991]

just buy the cheapest bottle of vodka you can find and slam it

[Anonymous No.19241233]

>>19240620
The people saying that shit aren't just drinking on the weekends, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.19241445]

>>19236336
for a new drinker yeah 4 should be enough, drink one every 30 minutes. I just downed a 6 pack and it did shit for me though

[Anonymous No.19241455]

>>19236336
Listen to me. If you're new, it absolutely will get you drunk. But you don't want to go down this path. First, stop saving and posting homo frog pictures. Second, don't think drinking is something wise or tasteful. Really, if you're getting into it because you don't know what it is, that's a mistake.

[Anonymous No.19241462]

>>19241455
fuck u nigger alcohol is the greatest substance known to man

[Anonymous No.19241523]

>>19236336
Get some mid priced vodka. Smirnoff, Sobieski, titos are all good. Don't go cheaper, more expensive is a waste of money. Mix with some juice (your choice) over ice, preferably shake the vodka, juice and ice in a jar for 10 seconds to mix them up nicely. Enjoy your alcoholism

[Anonymous No.19241847]

>>19236367
>>19237076
>>19241455
>I'm a massive faggot with no self-control or self-respect
>This is clearly alcohol's fault!

Drink away OP, have fun but make sure to enjoy responsibly. (6 beers should definitely be enough, I suggest drinking before your last meal of the night and using that to bring you down once you've had a few)

[Anonymous No.19241854]

>>19236336
Take it from someone going through withdrawals right now, throw that shit away and forget about it

[Anonymous No.19241861]

>First, stop saving and posting homo frog pictures

Nah, I don't think so fucknut.

[Anonymous No.19243444]

>>19237076
Unfortunately, this guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.19243448]

>>19236336
sdfh

[Anonymous No.19243886]

>>19236359
the ass is one tier down from injecting. substances can bypass your digestive filters

[Anonymous No.19243932]

>9 holes of golf
>3 beers
>30 minutes buzzed driving
good week

[Anonymous No.19243941]

>>19236336
Stop now while you still can, it’s the road to ruin

[Anonymous No.19244422]

>>19236336
on an empty stomach yes

[Anonymous No.19244425]

>>19236336
>Will a six pack of 5 percent beers get me drunk?
Get a six pack of steel reserve in 24 ounce cans. That will fuck you up, muh enword!

[Anonymous No.19244442]

it starts off like no big deal then years later you realize youre doing it everyday

[Anonymous No.19244571]

>>19244442
You realize the vast majority of people who drink aren't alchies like you, right?

[Anonymous No.19244609]

>>19236336
No one in this entire thread thought to link a blood alcohol content calculator?
This shit's well solved by now.
https://www.calculator.net/bac-calculator.html

[Anonymous No.19245298]

>>19244571
But most of 4chan's users are alcoholics or have the predisposition for alcoholism.

Remember that most people who are here have some kind of mental disorder.