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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Presented without comment.

>> No.19225746
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A new challenger approaches

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>> No.19225763
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>>19225741

>> No.19225766
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>>19225749
what the fuck are those monstrosities

>> No.19225770

>>19225741
A tree died for this thread

>> No.19225822

>>19225766
>he's never seen a garloid

>> No.19226013

>>19225741
To this day /ck/ has never been able to recreate his egg sandwich

>> No.19226197

>>19226013
that webm actually inspired me to try Indian egg sandwiches and kati rolls. His technique is a fast and easy way to make a basic egg sandwich which can be added onto with cheese, spices and other toppings.

>> No.19226209

>>19225741
explain what's going on at 0:22 to me

>> No.19226215

YEAH, BUT HOW DID HE GET IN THERE?

>> No.19226221

>>19225741
would
perfectly well done street food
there can be no doubt it was delicious

>> No.19226388

>>19226215
He hatched from an egg inside the booth

>> No.19226454

>>19225746
how dare you sit where he sat

>> No.19226520

>>19225741
What does he do when there's no more eggs to cook? Will he be a king of an empty fort?

>> No.19226761
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>>19225741
The Eggman!

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>>19225746
>>19226454
I hate Gaston and the Walt Disney Corporation for misinforming several generations regarding the accessibility of eggs in early modern France. Industrial egg farming would not exist for centuries and to even provide the King himself with five dozen eggs every morning if he requested it would require the work of at least that many royal court staff to seek them out. To pretend that a braggart/probable poacher in a provincial town at the time could come close to ever seeing 60 eggs at once, let alone consuming them daily, is an offensively inaccurate piece of fiction.

>> No.19226793

>>19226780
Based egg history autist

>> No.19227429

What's the deal heating the eggs at the end?

>> No.19227443

>>19226780
This doesn't make any sense. I know a couple people who raise chickens, and even with their relatively small flock size (around 15 chickens) they're swimming in eggs. It's not so many eggs that they can sell them to make money, but it's enough that they're constantly giving them away because they can't eat them fast enough. You're telling me in a 1700s French town where 99% of the population are peasant farmers, people weren't raising chickens? You don't need industrial egg production to generate a lot of eggs.

>> No.19227447

>>19225741
I believe you mean EGGsented without comment my good sir ;)

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>>19226780
lmao.

>> No.19227462

>>19225741
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.19227476

>>19227462
The eggs have broken him.

>> No.19227480

>>19226780
dude I love this gif lol

>> No.19227484

>>19227462
OP posted the abridged version, in the full clip you can see the eggman is neighbored by a much younger man in a neighboring stall.

The younger man is actually eggman's past self, he is caught in a time loop and cannot leave until he cooks all the eggs