/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19224195]

>be social drinker
>have no social life so that amounts to drinking once every couple of months
>have to wake up early
>decide you want to get a buzz so you can fall asleep ASAP
>go to gas station
>can typically consume a pint of spirits or a 12 pack of beer without getting sloppy or experiencing any hangover
>go for a quart of beer
>decide that's not going to get the job done and look for something with a higher abv
>see picrel
>tastes absolutely horrible
>force it down
>slight pleasant buzz off one can
>mission accomplished
>go to sleep
>wake up 3 hours later with the worst migraine ever
>puke guts out while laying in the bathtub in fetal position
>hot water long gone
>naked and shivering but the water landing on my head soothes the migraine
>spend 3am to 9am writhing in pain in the bathtub

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THIS HEINOUS SHIT

[Anonymous No.19224219]

>WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THIS HEINOUS SHIT
you have the can, you tell me big boy

[Anonymous No.19224263]

>>19224195
gold

[Anonymous No.19224338]

>>19224195
you're just a big ol pussy

[Anonymous No.19224392]

>>19224338
I guess so. Ruined my whole day. I can drink a liter of Sam's Club vodka and wake up refreshed, and one can of this garbage put my dick in the dirt.

[Anonymous No.19224395]

>>19224392
honestly though it's probably the shit ton of sugar that's in it

[Anonymous No.19224550]

>>19224195
>hangover and puking from one can of four loko

damn I didn't know women posted here, upload a picture of your cunt

[Anonymous No.19224556]

That flavor in particular is terrible.

[Anonymous No.19224565]

>>19224550
If she's drinking four loko she probably doesn't have a great pussy.

[Anonymous No.19224571]

>>19224195
Only guy I knew that drank these was a mess. I got guilted into renting him a room in my apartment after his husband left him. He was an obese alcoholic that had McDonald's and four loko gold delivered even though the gas station and maccas were a short walk down the street. Would get plastered on these things. Fat as fuck with a massive, hard ball of a gut. He'd go to motel drugged up gay sex parties. His main hookup was with a skinny junky guy who had a wife and kids.

I'll never, ever do anything that guy did just in the off chance I begin to resemble him in any way.

[Anonymous No.19224587]

>>19224571
Wait, so this guy was such a mess it turned you straight? We need to send this guy to those conversion camps.

[Anonymous No.19224660]

Warhead flavor is bussin, all the others especially the seltzers taste like sugary poison

[Anonymous No.19224661]

>>19224395
Why would sugar make Anon that sick? Surely this concoction can't have more of it that soda, right?

[Anonymous No.19224897]

You must be fat

[Anonymous No.19225048]

>>19224661
its the combination of sugar and alcohol together causing rapid dehydration

[Anonymous No.19225067]

>>19224661
If you don't eat or drink alot of sugary stuff regularly it'll fuck you up. I don't like sweets or sodas so having mimosas hurts my stomach. I know call me a girl but I'll drink a whole bottle of jack and be fine.

[Anonymous No.19225072]

>>19224661
sugary drinks are well known to be the single biggest causes of hangovers. one time I got shit face drunk on mikes hard lemonade and when I looked in the mirror in the morning I was unrecognizable. my face had literally swollen up and I had huge bags under my eyes. I drink all the time and nothing like that ever happens with regular beer or dry spirits.

[Anonymous No.19225272]

If you don't drink a lot, get something that stays drinkable for a long time.

[Anonymous No.19225283]

>>19224195
>WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THIS HEINOUS SHIT
Alcohol.

[Anonymous No.19225553]

>>19224195
These are a dice roll for me, like drinking more than one can of Steel Reserve but with less favorable odds. With those the hangover is 50/50, with Four Loko it's 60/40 - 75/25, depending on the flavor

[Anonymous No.19225633]

>>19224195
OP you might have diabetes.

[Anonymous No.19225643]

>>19224195
this how it goes for me every time i drink anymore, this is just what being old is like

[Anonymous No.19225650]

>>19224587
kek

[Anonymous No.19225923]

yessir i used to guzzle these and can attest it is foul as fuck...

[Anonymous No.19227619]

>>19224195
Was the pain localized around the eye? That sounds like a cluster headache, I get them too and find relief in the shower. Alcohol can trigger them. But alcohol probably also triggers migraines too.

A can of 4Loko gold is equivalent to a bottle of wine, but with a shit ton of sugar. The combination probably didn't help.

Next time just get the beer.

[Anonymous No.19227988]

>>19224338
>yagi the goat
fucking based boozer

[Anonymous No.19228783]

>>19224195
>Mixes uppers and downers
>Gets headache

[Anonymous No.19229055]

>>19224195
Best way to drink those is as part of a Sidewalk Slam:
>acquire 4loko + 40oz malt liquor of your choice
>get a funnel too, makes things easier
>drink the 40 down to a little past the label
>using the funnel, pour the 4loko into the 40
>guzzle
>???????
>???????

[Anonymous No.19229069]

>>19229055
So Degenerate drinking on public sidewalks

[Anonymous No.19229157]

>>19224195
I'm a pretty seasoned alcoholic myself. I got a couple post-ban lokos once and added a 5 hour energy shot to each...

Legit the worst hangover I've ever experienced. Puking bile and shitting liquid while having brain splitting headache and not being able to think straight.

Never again. I've had lighter cocaine hangovers.

[Anonymous No.19230108]

>>19224195
>social drinker
>decide to drink just to fall asleep

You fool nobody drunkie. Hang yourself.

[Anonymous No.19230119]

>>19224195
Everyone knows Four Loko is loaded with sugar. Just drink Popov like a normal alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.19230124]

>>19229157
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.19230696]

>>19230119
Skol master race.

[Anonymous No.19232249]

>>19224195
>have no social life so that amounts to drinking once every couple of months

this was your mistake this shit is for advanced drinkers who need to get drunk. it was a decent price for me not too long ago 6$ for 2 the taste is shit and honestly this shit gives even me heartburn. i dilute it with some water 2 or 1 and a half and im out.

get pic posted if they have it, it'll do the job and wont taste like shit

[Anonymous No.19232256]

>>19224195
It has crazy in the name retard

[Anonymous No.19232679]

>>19224195
it's the sugar
>decide to drink with the crew
>get the bright idea to make whiskey sours
>shit bartender so they have way too much orange/lemon juice
>get hangover while still drinking (im like 7 in)
>end up puking hot acid lava like the spitter from l4d2 and curl up on the bathroom floor for the night

[Anonymous No.19233117]

>>19229069
Sorry I didn't realize Pastor Faggot was in the thread

[Anonymous No.19233121]

>>19224195
>why hangover hurt
aldehydes retard.