/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19224058]

Why do these completely fuck up the digestive system? What the hell are these things actually?

[Anonymous No.19224072]

>>19224058
they appear to be burgers, ma'am

[Anonymous No.19224077]

>>19224058
how did they get away with using spam in burgers?

[Anonymous No.19224078]

>>19224058
>grease
>meat slurry
>'enriched' white bread
>rehydrated onions
Truly a mystery

[Anonymous No.19224096]

The best thing to do with these is buy a 10 pack, toss most of the buns and make two 5 patty burgers. Delicious.

[Anonymous No.19224104]

>>19224096
That's fucking stupid, just go somewhere and order a burger with more patties

[Anonymous No.19224110]

>>19224104
I don't want that. I want stacked sliders.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

[Anonymous No.19224115]

It's tragic that weed is legal in MA but the closest white castle is in fucking NY.

[Anonymous No.19224123]

>>19224110
Yeah totally bro, sometimes instead of getting a large fries I get two small fries and then combine them, way better

[Anonymous No.19224124]

>>19224115
Still not federally legal so fuck off degenerate lawbreaker.

[Anonymous No.19224126]

>>19224115
Enjoy your ban.

[Anonymous No.19224140]

One of the worst smells of my life was when I stayed with some friends at my buddy's apartment, got completely shitfaced and high as hell, split a crave case at like 4AM since it was the only place open wothin a reasonable distance, and then woke up the next morning realizing no one put away the leftover white castle food and his entire place smelled like ripe asshole and greasy onions while we all had a hair trigger gag reflex from the night prior.

[Anonymous No.19224149]

>>19224140
Yeah, you gotta avoid him putting his dick down your throat after you drink the next day or you will hurl all over the place.

[Anonymous No.19224150]

>>19224124
>>19224126
You guys need to chill the fuck out. Maybe try some weed.

[Anonymous No.19224166]

>>19224096
You can can double and triple sliders that have a lot more meat

[Anonymous No.19224168]

>>19224150
Kill yourself lowlife scum.

[Anonymous No.19224170]

>>19224140
Shitting it out is even worse. It makes your shit smell mostly like the burgers but you get a hint of shit ass smell after you shit it out. I don't think the human body is meant to break this shit down at all it comes right out smelling just like the burgers almost. That is fucking nuts.

[Anonymous No.19224171]

Fucking disgusting rat burgers handled by dirty negros. Hard pass.

[Anonymous No.19224172]

>>19224166
I suppose you could make a slider with 10 patties, but 5 seems just about right for me.

[Anonymous No.19224175]

>>19224168
Why are you so angry about someone using a legal substance responsibly? Do you hate alcohol too?

[Anonymous No.19224176]

>>19224170
Nothing wrong with 100% beef which is what they are. Must be a problem with your gastrointestinal system.

[Anonymous No.19224179]

>>19224175
There are similar posters in alcohol threads

[Anonymous No.19224181]

>>19224175
Not legal dumbass...

"Due to its status as a Schedule I controlled substance, the CSA prohibits the manufacture, distribution, dispensation, and possession of marijuana except in federal government- approved research studies."

Do yourself a favor and kick your drug habit you sicko.

[Anonymous No.19224192]

FYI:

Article VI, Paragraph 2 of the U.S. Constitution is commonly referred to as the Supremacy Clause. It establishes that the federal constitution, and federal law generally, take precedence over state laws, and even state constitutions.

[Anonymous No.19224200]

>>19224181
>>19224192
There's a dispensary a 5 minute walk from my apartment. Maybe you should call the feds and have them raid it.

[Anonymous No.19224203]

>>19224176
>100% beef
You sure about that? I wonder if they really are

[Anonymous No.19224205]

>>19224203
Very sure. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.19224209]

>>19224200
>he thinks they don't know

Lol. Do me a favor and pay for your next fix with a credit card you disgusting junky.

[Anonymous No.19224210]

>>19224205
well, they SAY it's all beef. I mean, they wouldn't lie would they?

[Anonymous No.19224212]

>>19224209
Man, you don't know shit about fuck huh. You can't pay for it with a credit card in MA.

[Anonymous No.19224228]

>>19224210
The FDA wouldn't allow them to claim that if it wasn't true.

[Anonymous No.19224236]

>proving my point

Lol. Druggies are sad and pitiful.

[Anonymous No.19224245]

>>19224078
Slow up on the hard sell

[Anonymous No.19224285]

>>19224078
+
>food preservatives
>infected stove probably
>dirty spatulas
>plastic cheese
>shit ingredients in general

[Anonymous No.19224687]

>>19224285
>infected stove
holy kek

[Anonymous No.19224692]

>>19224285
>>infected stove

[Anonymous No.19226262]

>>19224209
When did the Taliban start using /ck/?

[Anonymous No.19226269]

These things are tiny but have as many calories as a larger cheese burger what black magic is this?

[Anonymous No.19226281]

>>19224058
It's the onions. They turn into Sarin gas in the colon.
Alcohol makes it worse.
Too bad they taste so good when you're wasted.

[Anonymous No.19226978]

>>19224096
I think they actually sell double patty sliders at White Castle...

[Anonymous No.19227032]

>>19224236
Bro you need some help. Perhaps a little huff on the ol spliff will do you some good. You're not some kind of anti-science, incel trumptard are ya?

[Anonymous No.19227045]

>>19227032
Nah not a chud like u

[Anonymous No.19227892]

>>19227045
You will never be a women