beer

[Anonymous No.19215716]

what beer should I drink? The only ones I enjoy are Guinness and Modelo Negra, but I've been told they are for tastelets. Gimme something similar to ease into better beers.

[Anonymous No.19215736]

>>19215716
Modela negra is actually a good representation of its style. It isn't a bad beer.

Try sam smiths oatmeal stout, or their chocolate stout. The oatmeal stout is an excellent beer that will btfo guinness like you couldn't even imagine.

[Anonymous No.19215741]

>>19215716
This delicious mother fucker right here. Also would recommend flannel friday by Harpoon or punkin' ale by Dogfish head

[Anonymous No.19215758]

>>19215716
I like Real Ale's Devil's Backbone

[Anonymous No.19215762]

>>19215736
>>19215741
thanks frens I shall screencap and try them. I'm not much of a beer drinker, I just know what I like and don't like (nothing bitter). Chang (Thai) is alright, sapporo > asahi, every time I've tried a beer flight in a restaurant I'm disappointed.

[Anonymous No.19215763]

>>19215716
For me, it's cold beer.

[Anonymous No.19215833]

Franziskaner

[Anonymous No.19215842]

>>19215716
If you like Guinness, then find a local brewery that makes a stout and serves it on nitro. Guinness on tap is decent, but a fresh stout made by a local brewery that serves it nitro will be amazing in comparison.

[Anonymous No.19215843]

>>19215716
Her eyebrows suck.
Would-not-bang/10

[Anonymous No.19215846]

>>19215842
Guinness is good enough. Shitty microbreweries whose entire catalog tastes like shit hangover juice can suck the big one

[Anonymous No.19215871]

>>19215842
>>19215846
the only problem with guinness is the laughable 4,2%. even two cans don't get you tipsy unless you're a woman or built like a woman

[Anonymous No.19215883]

>>19215871
and at that point you start to ask yourself why you're paying 3x the price of a normal beer or 6x the price for two cans that do less than one 0.5L bottle

[Anonymous No.19215890]

>>19215716
My advice is to avoid all alcohol your entire life if you can. I don't have a single friend who "wanted to get into drinking" where it didn't become an unhealthy habit. You think you will have control but you won't.

[Anonymous No.19215896]

>>19215883
The topic of the thread was to introduce the OP to better tasting beers along the same vein, not to get them as drunk as possible on the cheap. If OP wants to get drunk for as little money as possible then I suggest they learn to ferment kilju.

[Anonymous No.19215898]

>>19215890
beer is pretty harmless but vodka and similar 40% can get out of control real quick especially if you mix it with soda. even wine can fuck you up if you aren't careful

[Anonymous No.19215906]

>>19215890
It's too late for that, this anon >>19215896 is exactly right. I've drank everything from habu sake to the worst baijiu on the planet to Louis 13. I just want to see what beers are out there that I might enjoy since I'm not experienced with it. Not drinking beer to get drunk; that's what liquor is for.

[Anonymous No.19215932]

>>19215716
modelo negra is a genuinely good beer. it's a munich dunkel, that's just not a very common style so for beers in that vein, it's probably your best bet that you'll actually be able to find regularly.
guinness is fine but it's basically just vaguely coffee-chocolately spritzed water. guinness is a stout so look into beers in that style. as far as readily available stouts, try samuel smith's oatmeal stout, maybe murphy's stout. on the craft side, most craft breweries will be at least like 75% IPAs but will also probably have at least one stout available year round and more during certain times of the year, so take a look there.
in my opinion, the best of the big name beers that the vast majority of restaurants and bars and such will have (or at least one of them), meaning you will always be able to order something you know you'll like at most places, is either yuengling or stella artois (also modelo negra but that might be a bit rarer than the former two), so try them out.
finally pic related is my favorite beer, might be available somewhere near you. it's a hefeweizen, that means it is vaguely similar to the modelo negra. just a good tasting beer.

[Anonymous No.19215950]

>>19215763

[Anonymous No.19215955]

>>19215932
Thanks, I'll be trying pic related and Samuel Smith's next, both seem popular and are available near me.

[Anonymous No.19215959]

>>19215871
Guinness is the "I'm driving home, but still want to be sociable" beer. It's delicious and the fact that it doesn't get you pissed is a benefit. Sometimes I do wish I could get fucked up off it, and they do make the Extra Stout that's like 5.9%, but it's not as tasty. At that point I'd rather drink pic related, at 9.5%.

[Anonymous No.19215963]

>>19215959
Aw yeah, love me some Zywiec. I just wish it was more available where I'm at. I've been thinking about trying to brew my own version.

[Anonymous No.19215966]

>>19215963
Poles know their booze. If the only vodka I could ever drink was Wyborowa, or even Sobieski, and the only beer I could drink was Tyskie, I think I could get through life just fine.

[Anonymous No.19215976]

>>19215959
Found it near me, guess it's going on the list. Not a bad price considering the ABV but then again I'm not the type who can get drunk off beer.

[Anonymous No.19215988]

>>19215976
It's not REALLY the same style as Guinness or Modelo (which, I'll agree with the rest of the thread in noting, are genuinely good beers) but it's quite good for what it is, maybe you will like it. You can definitely get dickered off the stuff, and it seems to me to be very low-carbonation too which does also help the "can't get drunk off beer" phenomenon. I like it because Binny's sells those 22oz bottles for cheap out of the cooler, so it's a nice little add-on on the way out.

Czechs are known for their dark beers too. Fond memories of big mugs of the stuff in Prague. I can never remember if it was Kozel or Krusovice that I was drinking but boy was the stuff just so good. Again, not anything you'll get dickered off, but tasty.

[Anonymous No.19216301]

>>19215976
i've only ever seen zywiec in big single bottles, it's definitely worth picking up the porter if you see them in singles. really tasty and you'll definitely feel something if you drink more than one. never had their lager but heard it's good too, though not as good.
when you go to buy your beer i'd recommend checking out the rest of the single beer area, if they have one. just pick whatever looks cool or sounds interesting. it's a good way to try a spread of beers. you posted total wine's website, i think the total wine by me has a build-your-own-6-pack type deal, yours might have that too.

[Anonymous No.19216446]

>>19215716
south german beers, bavarian beer for beginners
hacker-pschorr
paulaner
oktoberfest beer
augustiner
once you got fixed on that, you can move on to beers like
tannenzäpfle, zwiefaltener klosterbreu and stuttgarter hofbräu

[Anonymous No.19216489]

Does anyone sell non-carbonated beer?
I like the taste, but drinking large quantities of carbonated, let alone carbonated AND cold drinks busts up my throat.

[Anonymous No.19216751]

>>19215898
"normal beer" is harmless (between 5-6%)
once you start getting into the absurd shit like voodoo ranger 9.5%, you're pretty much screwed
t. thought I could limit my alcohol intake by switching from straight whiskey to voodoo ranger because it's so cheap but still ended up with the shakes
get yourself a good 5% beer, modelo negra is good, guinness extra stout, some german beers that other anons have mentioned
do not go down the road of drinking beers close to 10% (or god help you, more than that)

[Anonymous No.19216888]

>>19215959
LIDL used to sell this 7.5% imperial stout. it tasted a bit like a really strong guinness but they stopped selling it here in germany for some reason. I think they replaced it with the 5.6% porter because it's pretty similar but actually tastes better I'd say. 75 cents per can, rarely 65 on sale.

do they still sell the imperial stout in your country?

[Anonymous No.19216918]

>>19216751
>do not go down the road of drinking beers close to 10%
luckily I don't like them at all. for me 6% oktoberfest bier (spaten or löwenbräu, if mainstream) is ideal but it's only available for a few months. it's the best "mix" of regular beer and weissbier basically, similar to erdinger but better

[Anonymous No.19216941]

>>19216489
look into nitro beer. it's nitrogenated instead of carbonated. they recommend you shake it up and pour it hard so you still get some head, but it really just drinks like minimally-carbonated beer.
myself, I'll just always drink from a glass after pouring the beer hard as hell to work more of the carbonation out, maybe stirring it briskly, stuff like that. It helps.

[Anonymous No.19217643]

>>19215716
can i get al arge breastmilk i mean breastmilk sorry i mean breastmilk i meant breastmilk

[Anonymous No.19217700]

Try out different European beers, there's a lot of hidden gems or Corona with lime if you want to play it safe, or ciders

[Anonymous No.19217978]

>>19216918
Oktoberfestbier is nothing like weissbier. Anyway you should be able to find it by one of the big breweries out of season if you look for Marzen.

[Anonymous No.19218060]

>>19216489
try cask ale
dunno how common it is in the us but its everywhere in the uk

[Anonymous No.19218065]

>>19215716
PBR BABY

[Anonymous No.19218665]

>>19218065
$2 pounders and double-sized shots at the dive bar until close. I miss having friends to drink with.

[Anonymous No.19218740]

>>19215959
My dad use this beer to make "porterowka" you mix it with pure spirit and it tastes nicely
Respect from another Zywiec Porter fan, usually 4 of these make me drunk

[Anonymous No.19218926]

>>19218665
same brother, the good times

[Anonymous No.19218930]

>>19215716
Whatever beer gets her to show her bodacious tatas.

[Anonymous No.19218940]

>>19215950
You're unlocking ancient memories deep in my soul anon

[Anonymous No.19218961]

>>19218940
trrroooooggdooooooooooooooooorr
trrrooooooggdoooooooooooooooor

[Anonymous No.19218963]

>>19215736
This dude gets it. Sam smiths imperial stout is also great.

[Anonymous No.19219013]

>>19215716
Why are you homos so concerned about the beers instead of the hot babe?

[Anonymous No.19219291]

>>19215716
Guiness and Modelo Negra are for tastelets in the sense that they're at the highest rung of the basic bitch beer ladder. And to their credit, for the price point you can't really even get better quality. For me they serve as a good and accessible starting point for comparing good beer if youre trying to get into craft or import stuff.

Just be weary when people claim that they are the best in the world. I swear to God if I had a nickel for every time a normie said that Guinness was the best beer ever...

[Anonymous No.19219297]

>>19215890
Oh look, another person who can't separate enjoying an alcoholic beverage from getting shitfaced

[Anonymous No.19219315]

>>19215932
>most craft breweries will be at least like 75% IPAs
In my experience craft breweries have one or 2 of "everything", meaning the starndard lager, pils, red ale, stout, porter, sour, ipa.

[Anonymous No.19219337]

>>19219013
This is /ck/, one of the last boards where threads stay somewhat on-topic

[Anonymous No.19219373]

>>19215716
Hummingbird

[Anonymous No.19219382]

>>19219013
Legend has it, anon is still staring at the jpeg till this day

[Anonymous No.19219407]

>>19219013
her name is mysti c. her tits are fine i guess but she doesn't show her pussy or do anything besides topless softcore. i'm already over it, beer is more interesting.

[Anonymous No.19219528]

>>19216888
Austria here, bought some on friday normally? I prefer the red.

[Anonymous No.19220395]

>>19215716
Even outside of the porn boards I can't escape porn. Her name is Misty

[Anonymous No.19220608]

For me it's wheat beer. I prefer the Belgians but German wheat beers are also good.

[Anonymous No.19220698]

>>19215906

Guinness is a macro with stout features, not your typical standard example of a stout. If you want a copy only beers in the EXACT sub category will do. This category being the Irish Dry Stout. Examples besides Guinness are Murphy's or Beamish but I don't think they export Beamish any longer. You could also try their small breweries of Ireland as long as they're labeled Dry stout. Sometimes beers from other categories can taste like Guinness though. Ridgeway Imperial Porter springs to mind but sadly they discontinued it I believe. It was like Guinness only better and stronger.

[Anonymous No.19220792]

>>19220395
Misty what?

[Anonymous No.19220805]

>>19215843
I bet she was unbelievably fucking hot 15 years ago, though.

[Anonymous No.19221833]

I've been living in a country for a year where the most common beers are 7+% and now everything below that tastes too watered down to drink. Now when I have to move back to my home country where the alcohol is ridiculously expensive I have nothing to drink unless I pay like 5 euros for one can :(

[Anonymous No.19222077]

>>19220608
Based, cultured, soul. The white man's beer.

[Anonymous No.19222090]

>>19215843
>>19220805
she's a pretty woman.

[Anonymous No.19222096]

>>19215716
She could modelo my guinness if you understand what I am getting at.

[Anonymous No.19222147]

>>19221833
What country, what beer?
>>19222096
You gotta be more specific, I didn’t notice the milkers just the beer

[Anonymous No.19222164]

>>19222147
Is that literally called Chang?

[Anonymous No.19222173]

>>19222147
>What country, what beer?
France, specifically love La Goudale

[Anonymous No.19222355]

Pilsner Urquell

[Anonymous No.19222537]

>>19215716
those are some big jugs

[Anonymous No.19222550]

>>19220395
>porn actress
>misty

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[Anonymous No.19222567]

>>19215716
beer is gross, just drink tea

[Anonymous No.19222568]

>>19220792
mistyken for a porn actress

[Anonymous No.19223326]

>>19215716
I'm sure you have local craft breweries. Go there and try a bunch of different styles.

[Anonymous No.19223340]

>>19215716
Saison.

[Anonymous No.19223368]

>>19215716
I always just go cheap Mexican beer. Either Corona or Pacifico. They taste delicious ice cold and go down easy. Big ipas are nice once in a while but it is hard to drink a lot of them.

[Anonymous No.19223372]

>>19215716
Stouts have a gross mouth feel. I don't get Guinness. It has a gross syrup like feel to it. Fuck Guiness.

[Anonymous No.19223537]

>>19215890
I wish I could enjoy alcohol more but I have that asian drinker thing and it makes my face burn

[Anonymous No.19224018]

>>19223372
>Stouts have a gross mouth feel
Bullshit. And please don't say mouthfeel.

[Anonymous No.19224084]

>>19220608
Hoegaarden is literally considered pissed in Europe.

[Anonymous No.19224093]

>>19224084
It's piss but Lidl sells these crappy wheat beers for pennies.

[Anonymous No.19224133]

>>19224084
Where in Europe? I'm a Bong, I posted that image and I've never heard of that, and you could get Hoegaarden in Belgium in the same places as all the abbey beers, at similar prices IIRC. Is it because it's owned by AB?

[Anonymous No.19224147]

for me, it's yuengling

[Anonymous No.19224151]

>>19215741
Why are you recommending fall seasonal beers in spring?

[Anonymous No.19224445]

>>19224018
My dick has a nice mouthful according to your mom

[Anonymous No.19225455]

>>19224147
>pisswater
:|
>pisswater, Pennsylvania
:o

[Anonymous No.19225501]

Mild( if you can find it), brown ale, blond ale, bitter, red ale. Anything with a balance between hop and malt or more malt than hop. Super hopy ipa or pale ale is crap and like drinking dish soap.
Presume your in America so good luck getting any proper ale but stout is plentiful from what I see. Maybe try a dry cider. Larger is nasty unless its cheap and tasteless.

[Anonymous No.19225541]

>>19215736
>>19218963
Yeah, Sam Smith is what got into branching out

[Anonymous No.19225547]

>>19215843
That's why they invented the like switch faggot

[Anonymous No.19225682]

>>19215833
love this one

[Anonymous No.19225752]

>>19225501
Absolutely horrid taste. Don't follow this guy's advice. They have an incredible ability to have taste for only the mildest tasting beer. Yet somehow they don't like lagers or pilsners? Italian pils are incredible. It's like you're only used to rural British offerings.

[Anonymous No.19225831]

>>19216751
>once you start getting into the absurd shit like voodoo ranger 9.5%, you're pretty much screwed
word. greatest trick the devil ever pulled was tricking niggas into drinking malt liquor level abv beers on the reg.

[Anonymous No.19226662]

>>19224147
i work at a liquor store and all the chud-adjacent customers have switched to this from bud brands