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Sometimes I am eating scrambled eggs and my brain says "you know you are eating dead chicken embryos right?" and I gag and have to throw them away. How do I stop myself from doing this?

>> No.19215721

>>19215709
Genuine question. Are you retarded?

Eggs are not dead chicken embryos. They were never fertilized in the first place.

>> No.19215724

>>19215709
Stop being a fucking faggot.

>> No.19215727

>>19215721
Doesn't matter if it was fertilized or not this is like taking placenta from a pregnant woman and eating it. Sometimes I eat eggs and don't think about it but sometimes I do and I have to toss it.

>> No.19215755

>>19215727
My god you really are retarded. You seem to know as little about human pregnancy as you do chicken pregnancy

>> No.19215765

>>19215755
I don't care however you rationalize it. We are literally frying reproductive material and it freaks me out every time.

>> No.19215767

>>19215727
More like sucking the goop off your gfs dirty tampon.

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>>19215727
>i may have been completely wrong but it actually doesnt matter

>> No.19215807

>>19215803
I am not wrong you stupid semantic fuck my point is you are eating reproductive fluids

>> No.19215847

>>19215807

Eggs are tasty as all fucking get out bitchtits!

>> No.19215849

>>19215847
YWNBAW

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>>19215849

>> No.19215863

>AAAA NOO I'M EATING A PART OF AN ANIMAL AAAA WAAA
I bet blood scares you too pussy. Go back to your well done steak and salads. Learn to relish the fact that we can kill and eat any animal that we want. I love knowing an animal died painfully or had its eggs taken from it for me to indulge in needlessly

>> No.19215866

There's bound to be something fucking gross somewhere down the line with every single thing you put into your mouth. My advice is to stop being a pussy and making a fuss out of stupid bullshit.

>> No.19215982

>>19215727
Comparatively speaking isn’t it worse to eat the tits and limbs that were cut from the embryo’s mother’s skinned headless corpse?

>> No.19215987

>>19215982
>isn’t it worse to eat the tits
i'd eat her arse

>> No.19216069

>>19215727
I don't know why everyone's acting like you're retarded, egg yolk is basically a placenta
You are a bit of a bitch for getting bothered by it though

>> No.19216093

>>19215709
Have you tried not being a massive faggot?

>> No.19216389

>>19215987
That would be another big muscle, yes.

>> No.19216554

>>19215709
>>19215727
Lol, you are me

>> No.19216593

>>19215727
And eating chicken meat is is the same as eating you neighbours right?

>> No.19216598

>>19215709
luv me som' dead chicken embryos
simple as

>> No.19216684

>>19215709
Just remember this anon. When you did you turn into a skeleton. Also there's a skeleton inside you right now.

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>>19215709
Hey look OP you're famous for being a retard

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19216793

Sometimes I am eating scrambled eggs and my brain says "goddamn these eggs are fucking good!" and I end up having a repeat. How do I stop myself from doing this?

>> No.19216799

>>19215709
Sometimes I'm at the abortion clinic and my brain says "You know you're doing God's work right?" and I smile and call in the next patient.

>> No.19216808

>>19216759
>Posting things publicly to twitter to try and dab on OP
Wow you're fucking gay

>> No.19216811

Is this the vegan psyop thread?

>> No.19216842

Protip, it is not normal to have a conversation with your "brain". You are hearing voices. You are schizophrenic.

>> No.19217499

>>19216759
>he has a twitter account and he submitted this to some other twitter account
wow you sure showed OP

>> No.19217503

>>19215709
>scrambled eggs
Why are you eating food for toddlers and the elderly without teeth?

>> No.19217505

>>19215727
>>19215709
we need more empaths in the world this is really cute

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>>19215709
I actually did experience this, but it was more when my Mom would make me eggs like pic related (idk if that's considered sunny side up or down)...where the yolk would "burst" in your mouth and the juice would run down your chin.

Scrambled eggs though are just a homogenous yellow gel like substance, so it is transformed enough to avoid comparisons to a singular "embryo" or something.

I love eggs though. But Never eat them sunny side up, always hard boiled or scrambled

>> No.19217894

>>19217505
being a weak pathetic bitch isn't cute or attractive
I hope you get eaten alive by a predator animal
love from kazachstan

>> No.19217910

>>19215709
I've eaten 8 eggs so far today. 4 when I came home from work this morning, and 4 just now for my pre-work snacky

>> No.19217921

>>19215709
that's not what eggs are though

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>>19215709
Get a coop raise chickens to lay eggs reach in under their ass to grab a somewhat bloody egg from them take bowl of fresh eggs and wash them, eat a few right away ignore the lil blood stains , more flavor
so good scrambled when fresh almost on orange color

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That's what happens when people live separated from nature. Living in a urban or suburban environment make you insane. Our brains, confronted with too much unnatural stimuli, start to behave in pathological ways and produce bizarre ideas like the post in OP.

>> No.19217932

>>19215709
Jesus, what does you amazing brain say, when you're eating a sausage? Take meds.

>> No.19217950

>>19215727
>taking placenta from a pregnant woman and eating it
This is also safe and nutritious. Many cultures consider it normal to eat placenta rather than throw it away. A lot of animals eat their own placentas as well.

>> No.19217952

>>19217894
im getting sucked off by my boyfriend right now and you are probably jerking off with your hand.

>> No.19218008

>>19217952
>week willed retard is a faggot
many such cases

>> No.19218011

>>19215709
Eggs are eggs you retard.

>> No.19218012

>>19215727
Everything we eat is a body part of some organism that had some function, like muscles, leaves, seeds or organs. Eggs are nothing special

>> No.19218021

>>19218012
eggs aren't a body part though

>> No.19218031

>>19215709
watch Ukraine war videos (uncensored) unfertilized chicken embryo won't phase you after that.

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>>19215727
no you complete idiot it is literally an egg. not a uterus you dense mother fucker.

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>>19216684

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>>19215709
Eggs are eggs. They are not yet an embryo.

THIS is eating a chick embryo. It is called Balut and is enjoyed by savages living in the philippines

>> No.19218062

>>19216759
>le epic trolle twitter account
Wow you sure are special

>> No.19218072

>>19217952
Why are fags so caustic? this is a cooking board and this is what you contribute?
You wanna be accepted in society but yet....