Five Guys Restaurant

[Anonymous No.19205557]

Hey all, I an going to a chain called Five Guys today. I always heard it was pricy but my normal 20% off is in a double days till tommorow so I will get 40% off. What should I order. Is there anything I should know before I order? I don't mind Five Guys but I'd prefer Five Preteen Girls know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

[Anonymous No.19205573]

>>19205557

[Anonymous No.19205581]

>>19205557
cup of water and some bbq sauce packets

[Anonymous No.19205580]

>>19205557
More like five sacks of bullshit.
Who in their right mind would go to a scumwhole place like and stand in line? Those are the shits that stand in line for starbucks coffee just to be seen, pathetic weirdos.

[Anonymous No.19205582]

>>19205557
They used to be a decent cheap burger chain but their prices now are bonkers and the burgers haven't gotten better
Their fries are good though

[Anonymous No.19205586]

>>19205573
A creepy weirdo like that is going to get his head kicked in to next Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.19205588]

>>19205557

[Anonymous No.19205592]

>>19205581
Just dont eat the desiccant packets.

[Anonymous No.19205596]

>>19205588
Do people really pay for the sloppy shit and to be around weirdos like that photo implys?

[Anonymous No.19205600]

Their regular burger is actually a double. Their little burgers have a single patty. It's all greasy as hell and overpriced for some bullshit slop, but it is what it is I suppose.

[Anonymous No.19205776]

What would you say to her?

[Anonymous No.19205860]

They should have called it five preteen girls.

[Anonymous No.19205899]

>>19205557
AKA McDonalds for fuckwits

[Anonymous No.19205962]

>>19205899
You mean for people who want higher quality.

[Anonymous No.19206242]

I like Their food Much better Than Steak and Shake or something Like McDonalds Or burger King.

[Anonymous No.19206252]

>>19205582
Fourth post best post.

[Anonymous No.19206287]

>>19205557
The portions of fries are really big. a large fries is like a whole bag

[Anonymous No.19206430]

>>19206287
So I should order a small fries. OK.

[Anonymous No.19206442]

Double bacon cheeseburger with
light mayo
lettuce
pickles
tomato (optional)
mustard
green pepper
jalapeno
grilled mushroom
grilled onion

[Anonymous No.19206450]

They do good hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.19206504]

>>19206450
Anon...

You don't go to a restaurant to eat a hot dog. You can get hot dogs from the grocery. Hell, you don't even have to cook them. You go to get burgers that take some work.

[Anonymous No.19207292]

>>19205557
is it just me or is every one of these people fucking ugly except the one 4.5/10 girl

[Anonymous No.19207377]

>>19206504
They do make a good dog, tho. I mean, you gotta admit.

[Anonymous No.19207652]

>>19205860
They should call you 850 pounds had to hang himself with a chain that could support five regular guys

[Anonymous No.19207671]

>>19207377
Nah they're pretty bad and I say this as a big fan of the good old hotdogger, my nigger.

[Anonymous No.19207685]

>>19205557
Do you guys actually dislike Five Guts? Or is this some sort of meme I'm missing? I love Five Guys.

[Anonymous No.19207709]

>>19207652
Fuck off anti.

[Anonymous No.19207721]

>>19207709
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19207739]

>>19207709
Lol did you just confirm that you're jewish you child molesting shitbag? Every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.19207802]

>>19205557
there are a lot more than 5 guys there
and i think some of those arent even guys

[Anonymous No.19207805]

>>19205600
Literally only helpful post ITT.

[Anonymous No.19207813]

>>19205557
You should avoid that shit at all cost or be paying out your nose like some west coast faggot. Ir should be rename five shits. Why are most of them wearing red like some weird cultists?

[Anonymous No.19207816]

>>19207685
it's not any better than the cheap cookout garbage my mormon neighborhood would serve up at the 4th of july get together. a boomer with next to zero experience on the grill with pre-frozen patties can make the same shit for $14 less.

[Anonymous No.19207817]

>>19205557
Do those cult freaks wear sketchers and vans?

[Anonymous No.19207823]

>>19207816
"pre-frozen?" WTF does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.19208062]

>>19207721
Fuck off anti.

[Anonymous No.19208074]

>>19205557
Quad 5 would’ve been epic now this thread is le epic fail wink wink nom sayin

[Anonymous No.19208101]

>>19208074
Say no more say no more.

[Anonymous No.19208108]

>>19207823
whatever, pre-made and frozen shit patties. you get what i mean. 40ct hamburger patties in a big plastic sleeve you don't even bother to defrost before they get tossed on the grill.

[Anonymous No.19208213]

>>19208108
That's pretty creepy, only little kids who need school food need that shit.

[Anonymous No.19208215]

>>19208108
Are you some kind of negro that licks paint chips?

[Anonymous No.19208218]

>>19205557
Double all dressed cheeseburger
Large cajun fries
Milkshake

[Anonymous No.19208223]

>>19208218
How much did that cost?
And why are you a fat cunt?

[Anonymous No.19208231]

>>19208223
Haven't been there in years but I'm guessing its $20. If you gonna go all out those are the best items

[Anonymous No.19208271]

>>19208213
>>19208215
you've never seen this shit? big neighborhood cookout in a rich neighborhood and this shit was bought in bulk. like a 50-100 bags of this, if not more. not saying i'm a fan or anything, just saying this is the quality of a five guys burger. meaning super mediocre.

[Anonymous No.19208281]

Never forget about the ethnically questionable practices of video game news outlets

[Anonymous No.19208711]

>>19205557
you sound rich and deceitful

[Anonymous No.19208733]

>>19206242
would take sns, a whopper or big mac over this anyday.

[Anonymous No.19208798]

>>19205557
what about five girls?

bigoted restaurant

[Anonymous No.19210083]

>>19208798
*preteen girls

OP here. Report time. So I went there and literally everyone was super happy and joking around. I bought a bacon cheeseburger with everything and a little freedom fry and something odd happened. I was about to pay when the device asked for a tip. Tipping in a fast food joint and I haven't even been served yet? That's the craziest thing I've seen in months. So yeah of course no tip before I even get served wtf is with that?

I got peanuts too which is nice. Finally got my number called and got my food. Burger was big with all the toppings, freedom fry was kinda small like a jr. size but whatever, the worst thing was they didn't have any malt vinegar at all which sucked and the frys were limp and soggy. I thought they were done in peanut oil and crispy. Burger was fine. Big and filling but totally brown and fully cooked which is not so good. I prefer medium rare. I should have specified. I saw a black there that ran in, picked up an order and ran out. So I don't know what was up with that. The place was clean except for some peanut shells on the ground. I guess it was fine. Not worth it if I had to pay full price. I could have got a tbone and two sides for what I paid at the local diner.

[Anonymous No.19210644]

>>19210083
Ooohhh

I never tip.

Anywhere.

[Anonymous No.19212442]

Mmm

[Anonymous No.19212477]

Is the specific restaurant I go to bad or are Five Guys burgers flavorless? I took a bite out of the patty alone and really tried to feel the taste but it just tastes like fat. I also tried to taste the grilled onions and could barely taste anything. The only way I found to make the burgers taste like anything is to get them with bacon and BBQ sauce which has a strong taste. Also the bread is all mushy.

If the specific restauraunt isn't an outlier I have no idea how they became such a huge chain. I went there several times just because I have no better options where I live but how would they be so popular in america where you got like 100 different fast food chains?

[Anonymous No.19212487]

Who the fuck in their right mind buys into these shitholes?

[Anonymous No.19212491]

These five guy cunts would have to pay me to go to one of their shitholes.