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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.19204607

>>19204604
That looks like some kind of asian tranny.
NO THANKS.

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>> No.19204617

>>19204609
yeah right, "her" huband.
It's a tranny, that isn't a she.

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>> No.19204622

>>19204617
>>>/pol/

>> No.19204637

>>19204622
Keep believing your own bullshit and that shes are hes, if you keep repeating to yourself you might start believing it.

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>> No.19204642

>>19204618
use a rubber spatula you dumb bitch

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>> No.19204648

>>19204615
I wish we could lock people like this in cages for weeks to starve them, then pit them against each other Hunger Games style in a free for all death match where they fight over a pizza or bucket of KFC.

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>> No.19204694

>>19204650
protip, dust your chicken with cornstarch, so that the sauce will actually stick to it.

>> No.19204703

>>19204615
>They put tomatoes in this bitch
Makes me lol every time.

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>>19204607
>>19204617
>>19204637

>> No.19204767

>>19204685
Luigi burger looks decent. Wish they had more shots of just the food and fewer of them stuffing their facts, though.

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>>19204615
SOOOOEY

>> No.19204857

>>19204607
That is the least disturbing thing there

>> No.19205247

>>19204671
Fuck this looks positively delicious. I need to give this a try.

>> No.19205255

>>19204609
>going to a subway
>going to a subway and seeing that a black person is the one in charge of making your sandwich
This person had it coming to them.

>> No.19205300

>>19204685
Those guys seem like really good friends. I think it's nice they bonded over Mario and took this trip together.

>> No.19205783

>>19204609
Hol' up, needa take a little nap

>> No.19205912

>>19204609
fentanyl is a hell of a drug

>> No.19205925

>>19204648
This but only with autistic people

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>> No.19205995

>>19204615
does anyone have a link to the original video?

>> No.19206129

>>19204618
is this a brazzers ad

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>>19204604
I've been browsing this piece of shit website for over a decade now, and I have never seen something as repulsive as this gif. I am genuinely sick to my stomach.

>> No.19206396

>>19204611
This has to be from the year 2011.

>> No.19206457

>>19206303
I closed it after the first spider. Couldn't believe my eyes. Fuck that anon, where's the bleach

>> No.19206499

>>19204609
vaxie moment

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>>19204607
Now what's wrong with that?

>> No.19206505

>>19204650
looks terrible. what is it called?

>> No.19206511

>>19206505
Looks like a bad take on Philippino adobo.

>> No.19206551

>>19206303
Yeah chinese women look disgusting in general.

>> No.19206561

>>19204662
>canned tuna
as much as i like canned tuna if there is one thing that really destroys it then it is heat which makes it taste very sour(or atleast the ones in sunflower oil)

>> No.19206572

>>19206303
same reaction. thought my gut was battle hardened after 20+ years of gore and whatever but nope. simply vile

>> No.19206618

>>19206457
I don't get why you would eat a raw spider. All the other times I've seen bug on bug food violence large spiders are killed first so that you can scrape the hairs off and so they are wriggling in your mouth. Not to mention so that you can cook them more easily. At least the inside firms up a little when you cook them, when the bugs are still alive they're just filled with goop.

>> No.19206625

>>19206618
*are not wriggling

>> No.19206775

>>19206618
>I don't get why you would eat a raw spider.
Flavor and mouth feel.

>> No.19207248

>>19205300
>really good friends
haha yeah, friends...

>> No.19207380

>>19204685
>grown ass people doing "wahoo" unironically
on one hand, i'm cringing very hard
on the other, i'm kinda jealous

>> No.19207814

>>19204604
Why arent the spiders bitting her?

>> No.19207826

>>19206499
Can't believe the Trump vaccine did this

>> No.19207914

>>19206561
Nah from experience the ones in spring water or olive oil are perfectly fine to cook.

>> No.19207964

>>19204761
>>19206503
kill yourselves

>> No.19208116
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>> No.19208172

>>19206775
>I want to choke on spider hair/spines and have a mouth full of animate goop
Brain damage.

>> No.19208189

>>19205944
Is he wearing a mask?

>> No.19208214

>>19204604
asians are god holy shit i am in genuine awe of this

>> No.19208221

>>19204650
>put in chicken thighs
>pull out quail
what the fuck kind of trick is this?

>> No.19208226

>>19204761
Yeah I don't think so ugly fucktard

>> No.19208233

>>19204622
Ridiculing trannies is appropriate literally everywhere

>> No.19208239

>>19204641
It was good until that soup of hot sauce it was sat in

>> No.19208242

>>19208239
Nah had them when I was in Portugal, definitely adds to it.

>> No.19208248

>>19204685
>licensed decorated goyslop

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>>19204604

>> No.19208255

>>19208221
Meat reduces in size when cooked.

>> No.19208447

>>19204682
this is like porn to me
thank you

>> No.19208451

>>19208116
>makes a burger in more steps some how
everyone who makes short vertical videos should be executed.

>> No.19208462

>>19204609
>ayo i finna boutta takin da nap fr fr no cap n das rite wypeepo

>> No.19208468

>>19204604
Hwite pypo don season dey spidergt8s

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>>19204607
literally 10x hotter than your wife, with a diet 50x healthier than hers too

>> No.19208485

>>19205783
wutz duh matter whichu. get ur ratched ayess outta muh footlong bitch

>> No.19208542

>>19204685
Why are they incapable of eating like normal humans? Every single bit looks so forced and painful. Like 3x as large as it should be. It isn't going to fucking run away guys.

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>>19206303
>>19206457
>>19206572
Yeah, how could a human(takes a bite of a bacon cheese burger) just eat an animal(drinks a milkshake) in such a cruel way(bites into a hardboiled egg) without feeling bad(gulps down some sushi topped with caviar) about the cruelty of it all(chows down on black pudding)?

It's really weird how they do such bad stuff but people like us don't right?
WE'RE the ones who are moral and good

>> No.19208594

>>19208555
huh?

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>> No.19208708

>>19208660
But when do they get activated

>> No.19208714

>>19208116
>$40 worth of steak
>fucking does that bullshit
fucking hate the modern internet dude

>> No.19209338

>>19208654
woah, is that a chink who actually made normal food?

>> No.19209363

>>19208708
soon

>> No.19209378

>>19206303
>>19206457
To me the centipede one is worse

>> No.19209418

>>19204618
She looks good in this webm, but when I looked her up from the last thread she has a dyke haircut in all her videos and is just a bit too chubby to pull it off

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>>19205912
Don't know if it's fent but it definitely looks like some classic opiate nodding, yeah.

>> No.19209464

Asians do gross things like this and yet I cant stop creampieing them. I dont know how I live with this duality.

>> No.19209468

>>19209451
My /ck/ mandela effect is I could swear this used to be a pizza.

>> No.19209470

>>19208555
Chang is seething rn

>> No.19209519

>>19206396
its post whenever they released the episode where homer went to louisana

>> No.19209636

>>19209468
nah its always been a chicken gyro

>> No.19209642

>>19206561
just put em in late, canned tuna doesnt need to cook. Just get it warm enough

>> No.19209701

>>19208172
Yawn

>> No.19209729

>>19208654
yum sewer oil

>> No.19209830

>>19208116
Lmao America

>> No.19209836

>>19208116
>Cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese, and that's it

>> No.19209845

>>19204641
>a sandwich called Frankie
Francesinha doesn't mean "Frankie".

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>>19209418
Based. I looked her up too because I thought it was someone else, and I thought the same thing. Pic related is who I mistook her for.

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>>19209338
>Normal food
>Marinades an Moa in Listerine

>> No.19209884

>>19209868
i mean as normal as it could go, after seeing the turtle soups and boiled cow heads a chicken fried moa leg seems almost cozy to me.

>> No.19209900

>>19208116
wasteful

>> No.19209901

>>19208654
did that nigga kill an ostrich?

>> No.19209903

>>19205944
Sun Wukong has fallen on hard times...

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>>19209857
>>19209418
Her 2018 look was pretty kino. Her weight can fluctuate a lot anon shes is a late 30s catlady irl

>> No.19210093

>>19208116
why does he let the dog have oral with the burger before he eats? disgusting pig human

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>>19208555
What are you babbling about,retard

>> No.19210678

>>19206138
literally a deconstructed burger
haute cuisine do this kind of stuff every time

>> No.19210693

>>19208654
>waste 2kg of veggies and onions

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>> No.19210751

>>19204615
the woman looks like aloy from horizon

>> No.19210779

>>19208654
When I saw the cat in shot, I nearly paused the video. I wondered what was coming next.

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>>19205944
>just finish the order please

>> No.19210810

>>19210705
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fine dining""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.19210820

>>19208654
>are the little ones for the cats
>they're not
>dropped
>THEY ARE
>picked up
i like this guy he's alright

>> No.19211590

>>19204604
Put yourself into the position of the spiders and this is like some vengeful god or demonic entity devouring sacrifices. Like genuinely devouring them, smashing them to bits, grinding them up, with legs falling out of her mouth. Fascinating stuff. True horror on display.

>> No.19211646

>>19210796
Lmao

>> No.19211943

>>19211590
Humans may one day reach God status if we can truly begin altering reality

>> No.19212139

>>19208654
I want to eat meat so bad but i can't justify it to myself (because it causes the death of an animal). Change my mind anons. I'm going on a row road trip with my Bros and i don't want to be the faggot who demands special food every time we strop

>> No.19212153

>>19212139
Look anon
99% of living beings on earth subsist on the nutrients provided by other living beings
It's just the hand we've been dealt, and meat gives the most protein

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>>19212139

>> No.19212167

>>19208594
>>19209470
>>19210132
You're right, eating spiders is gross
But the stuff we eat like dead pigs/cows/chickens/fish is all totally fine and moral

>> No.19212171

>>19212139
Deforestation for farmland causes a lot of animal death, anon. Sad fact is, the more people there are, the more animals will die, whether you actively participate or not. This is far beyond your hands or mine now, just relax and enjoy a burger with your buddies

>> No.19212172

>>19204618
Ryan Keely?
anyway, I’ve always thought the porn channels were a way to get more unexpected/avant garde content to the masses, really shake up their coom drive with some outsider art. Too bad all the cia money is in marketing young nubile girls as the main objective for the market shares in this coming cultural wasteland. Their eye is on the prize, and don’t think for a second they aren’t looking to profit from your slightest impulses; that slight nudge from your pants is powering a thousand bureaucratic desk lamps aimed at weaponizing your boner.

>> No.19212179

>>19210796
The more I watch this the less impressive it is.

>> No.19212226

>>19204662
So putanesca with tuna instead of anchovies?

>> No.19212251

>>19210796
I bet he gets so much pussy with his skills

>> No.19212339

>>19204666
Holy fuck that is NOT how to roux

>> No.19212371

>>19204682
Has anyone ever made this? How was it?

>> No.19212622

>>19212139
Ever since there was life living things would consume other life to sustain itself.
The world is one massive slaughter house with life endlessly consuming life until it is consumed it self.
You cannot escape the cycle.

>> No.19212640

>>19208239
Hot sauce in this context is basically gravy

>> No.19212642

>>19212139
literally all life exists at the expense of other life and eventually contributes to something else's life in the end. You feeling bad about it isn't gonna change shit and the animals don't fuckin care

>> No.19212690

>>19208116
what is that pan?
its not cast iron or carbon steel because it has a bright silver ring

>> No.19212726

>>19212167
/ck/ is a non vegan board. Go back.

>> No.19212752

>>19208116
>Wears a stupid mask for his image
>Gets grease on the underside of it because he's a huge faggot and insists on eating it
Hope that dog gnaws his tiny little balls off. That stupid fucking cock sucking nigger.

>> No.19212764

>>19210796
All of you are amused at this and it sickens me. This poor lad is the product of years of grueling slave work in the popcorn mines. It may look impressive, but he is hurting on the inside.
t.ex-popcorn mine whipper

>> No.19212772

>>19204678
Fat grabbers

>> No.19212773

>>19206138
>Lets make the flavor, texture, and eating experience worse!

>> No.19212776

>>19204618
What are the attributes of this video that makes it instantly recognisable as porn? Is it the lighting, close-up shots, composition?

>> No.19212779

>>19212776
the fact she's emptying a bowl with a fucking spoon m8

>> No.19212780

>>19212776
the "nice" sign in the top left

>> No.19212783

>>19212779
I don't know anything about baking so I wouldn't be able to tell from that.

>> No.19212907

>>19209451
hehehe gyro

>> No.19212962

>>19212776
Because no man and woman are ever just standing next to each other co operating in a nonsexual situation, also their shoulders are really relaxed for the woman and tense for the man

>> No.19212967

>>19210796
Yes!! Do the wagie dance!! Do the wagie dance with my popcorn!!

>> No.19212973

>>19212159
faggiest post in the board

>> No.19213061

>>19204609
This nigga using my sandwich as a pillow

>> No.19213091

>>19208116
> impresses retards with cheese
it pays his bills and I don't judge for that but a slow roast with that meat and some veg in a camp oven for a few hours is the most comfy existence possible. What a waste.

>> No.19213153

>>19209451
Why

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When was the last time you had mind-blowingly good food?

>> No.19213297

>>19213288
An Afghan restaurant a few weeks ago

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>> No.19213301

>>19213299
I love this man

>> No.19213320

>>19212690
Nonstick shit

>> No.19213687

>>19204615
i need this with audio

>> No.19213702

>>19212776
The way she licked the spoon was the final nail

>> No.19213706

>>19213288
Two days ago. Mediterranean food.

>> No.19213712

>>19208654
Does he have a channel on youtube?

>> No.19213744

>>19211590
I don't think spiders have a concept of "god" or demons anon.

>> No.19214150

>>19211590
they just accept they're being eaten by a predator, they're in low in the food chain after all

>> No.19214151

>>19212139
are you under the impression that animals are immortal? they're gonna die anyway retard, might as well eat them

>> No.19214288

>>19213288
bun bo hue in little vietnam a couple weeks ago. definitely the best cha lua I've ever had

>> No.19214419

>>19212167
yes, because they're absolutely delicious and they're killed, cleaned and properly prepared before its eaten

>> No.19214423

>>19209464
kill yourself now

>> No.19214564

>>19205944
It's the traditional chinese smog what gives the dough its flavor.

>> No.19214582

>19208555
None of those products involved an animal being eaten alive (well, the sushi maybe).

Get fucked, chink faggot. Go suck on Pooh's dick.

>> No.19214600

>>19212371
I saw a Bangladeshi on /int/ once say to sautee the onions first.

>> No.19214823

>>19204604
paying asian women to eat disgusting shit must be some kind of fetish over there

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>> No.19215244

>>19214823
It's just part of the culture anon. The chinnese have gone through milennia of wars wiping out the peasants leading to mass starvation which means they will eat anything remotely eddible to keep it from happening to them.

>> No.19215327

>>19209451
this looks like the shit I ride at the state fair.

>> No.19216022

>>19204666
Is that a cheese dip or something?

>> No.19216035

>>19210796
There's no class to these even though he's trying so hard. Popcorns are already ready made. All you need to do is scoop it up and requires no skill.

>> No.19216047

>>19209845
Leave them alone, they struggle with more than two-syllables names.

>> No.19216080

>>19212139
Hundreds of millions of small field animals are killed by combine harvesters every single year to provide you with whatever type of alternative protein slop you subside on.

>> No.19216088

>>19204685
Literally corporate propaganda for kids
Mainstream internet was a mistake

>> No.19216136

>>19209451
i hope they played interstellar musik to it

>> No.19216207

>>19213288
Went to an upscale sushi place in my hometown and they just coincidentally got the rice perfect. Not merely good, its always 'good', but my first piece of nigiri was so perfect I started chuckling to myself uncontrollably and weirded out my wife.

Went back there and the experience did not repeat itself.

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DONT YOU DARE POSTING THE EGG KING.

>> No.19216245

DONT YOU DARE POSTING THE EGG KING!!!!

>> No.19216280

>>19206505
99% sure that it's supposed to be shoyu chicken (which is basically what happens when nips try to make adobo) but cooked with the usual incompetence of a viral video.

Actual shoyu chicken is breddy gud and I like to make it at home because it's cheap and easy but my recipe has these differences:
>Brown the thighs first
>Only use brown sugar or piloncillo, not white
>Dilute the braising liquid and add Mirin for flavor
>10 minutes skin-down,10 minutes skin-up, in ONE LAYER
>After you take out the chicken, thicken the sauce with a slurry and add a spoonful of miso

>> No.19216316

>>19212139
Your forefathers ate meat to survive, to get stronger so that they could survive and leave a next generation and here you are being a fucking faggot

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>> No.19216373

>>19216368
>uncooked egg
they always gotta do something to make it disgusting

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>>19216373
You are not allowed to eat raw eggs where you live.

>> No.19216387

>>19216373
cooked eggs don't give you sexual powers

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>> No.19216459

>>19208116
>even the dog refused to eat the end result

kek

>> No.19216475

>>19216453
The amazing thing here is that he's trying to blow on it to make it cooler when he's just making it hotter.

>> No.19216484

>>19210693
>thinking he won't reuse those same veggies for the next 10+ legs he cooks this way.

>>19216373
I have two raw eggs for breakfast every day and nothing bad has happened to me in the past 6 months that I've been doing it.

>> No.19216493

>>19216484
>the clueless anon
>vs
>his brain eating amibo

>> No.19216501

>>19216444
I've seen this so many times and only just noticed he has a knife between his toes and isn't using his toe nail.

>> No.19216504

>>19216453
HOW?

>> No.19216513

>>19216413
Mexicans truly are the masters of sloppa

>> No.19216632

>>19216501
>I've seen this so many times and only just noticed he has a knife between his toes and isn't using his toe nail.
Fucking kek anon what did you think he was xmen or some shit?

>> No.19216641

>>19208471
>with a diet 50x healthier than hers too
that thing there is probably on coke and eats once every two days

>> No.19216691

>>19216453
>wypipo ain't even season dey food

>> No.19216695

>>19216632
Nah but the start looks like his toe nail is sharpened or something.

>> No.19216709

>>19216368
what is the code for this?

>> No.19216823

>>19216280
>this dish is what happens when Japanese fail to make Filipino food
lmao how can cope be so deeply ingrained in a culture

>> No.19216837

>>19216709
ACZD-097

>> No.19216948

>>19216425
This fat mutt has no shame

>> No.19217129

>>19216368
>>19216378
i love this show

>> No.19217133

>>19216709
>>19216368
for those who actually want to know
solitary gourmet/kodoku no gourmet

>> No.19217136

>>19216948
let my man eat

>> No.19217137

>>19217133
is it a gay movie or does the cook bang him for aq good review>

>> No.19217143

>>19217137
it's great. no plot, really. i think it's based on a manga? not sure, i'm only a very minor weaboo. he's a traveling salesman and basically he's in some random town he's never been to before at the beginning of each episode and he gets hungry and goes into some cafe that looks appealing and eats and enjoys himself immensely and that's pretty much it.

>> No.19217188

>>19216373
The bowl is preheated in a oven and cooks the egg when it's cracked and stirred in it.

>> No.19217196

>>19204647
god I hate bell peppers

>> No.19217206

>>19212776
The whore face.

>> No.19217376

>>19204615
Are they making their shitty soy faces for the YouTube thumbnail or was that a momentary diabetic shock

>> No.19217475

>>19204604
>YOU VILL EAT ZE ARTHROPODS!

>> No.19217485

>>19217196
This, they add nothing to a dish except bitterness. You would expect something called a pepper to add a little spice but they don't even do that.

>> No.19217512

>>19208116
Nonstick pan on open fire. . . .
How are people so fucking retarded?

>> No.19217517

>>19209451
biblically accurate chicken

>> No.19217526

>>19217143
the stores are actually all (or most of them at least) real and the show triggered a great influx of customers for some of them

>> No.19217537

>>19204685
>>19208542
This, ffs if you're going to be a fag and document things you eat, just take a snapshit of the food before you eat it. I don't want to see some caveman tier table manners

>> No.19217557

>>19204611
fugg that's cringe but still I'm a sucker for poloshirts and stretched ears on grills

>> No.19217579

>>19212371
>>19214600
>>19204682
>>19212371
It's basically just kerrie telor, which I can attest is a delicious side dish practically indispensable in a decent rijsttafel

>> No.19217582

>>19210705
That will be $300 + tax + tip

>> No.19217613

>>19216413
>video footage of the elusive Big Poppa Sloppa
he looks exactly like I thought he would

>>19216437
India is all my worst nightmares folded into one shit stained subcontinent

>> No.19217623

>>19217557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLFpTLEnrqU
its based off some nu simpsons bit

>> No.19217633

is punishment for being on this website too much the fact i have to see a woman consume spiders every time i open the catalogue for days now

>> No.19217648

>>19217623
Ah I see, thx. Idk if that makes it more or less cringe though

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>> No.19217716

>>19214600
All curry starts with you forts frying the onions. Then add the Garlic + Ginger and spices.
Variations exists like adding tomatos or adding the spices later.
>>19216501
>least retarded /ck/ poster

>> No.19217726

>>19204647
>3 hot + 3 sweet
>only puts four in total
don't gaslight me you fucking video

>> No.19217731

>>19204611
is that dasha and anna

>> No.19217801

>>19204682
It looks good but like, where's the meat? Looool!

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>> No.19217898

>>19216948
hes a bong retard

>> No.19217916

>>19208654
Why is it always raining in his videos?

>> No.19217942

>>19217823
sauce?

>> No.19217968

>>19217942
no I think it was stir fry

>> No.19217972

>>19217188
I'm not even talking about food safety issues just that you think he's going to eat a regular piece of meat like a normal person for once but nope, gotta cover it in raw egg goop first

>> No.19217983

>>19217823
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.19217990

>>19216368
What the fuck do the Japanese have against searing their meat?

It's always boiled or fried and when they do "sear" it the pan is ever hot enough and it just ends up steamed.

>> No.19218076

>>19204674
>45 minutes in the oven for tiny ass wings

Enjoy your silicon caulk

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>>19208654
>Make a delicious grilled ostrich leg
>Decide to deep fry it for some fucking reason

So close to actually being good.
>mfw saw the cats at first

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>> No.19218109

>>19204771
SOO WEE! OINK OINK OINK OINK! SOOOOO WEE!

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>>19204604
>>19206303
>>19206572

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>>19210705
they should do this but with a dildo instead of your hands, people still would i bet

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>> No.19218170

>>19216419
>definition of goyslop

>> No.19218179

>>19217679
>restaurant gets meme status
>retards actually go
>find out its hilariously overpriced
>ban customers posting pictures of their bills
>order your staff to fake queue outside to make it look busy
>fire 1/3 of your staff in the opening month
>food is still shit
Remember when everyone was all over the gold steak even though gold has no actual flavour and just ruins the texture of steak.

>> No.19218348

>>19217801
The eggs.

>> No.19218405

>>19217916
Who is he?

>> No.19218453

>>19209338
>dipping fried chicken in ketchup
Probably a flip.

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can you all just post some webms god damn it

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>> No.19218615

>>19208116
this fucking retards using a teflon pan. its a sad world we live in whenever thousands of accounts like these are going viral whenever real cooking gets passed by

>> No.19218713

>>19212139
All living things will eventually die. It's an absolute. Abstinence from meat is for clarity of conscience, but doesn't have an actual impact. Did the chickens and cows on the store shelves return to life after you decided not to buy them? Their being butchered is then holding up their end of the bargain. We provide shelter, food, and security from predators. I'm exchange, livestock are ours to consume, when the time is right. Life is not holy, nor special, nor sacred. We are all here by coincidence, and are simply negotiating with nature.

>> No.19218818

>>19217517
Hahaha

>> No.19218878

>>19215244
Ok, but that person is from South-East Asia.

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>> No.19218977

>>19204656
please post bread and pizza webms

>> No.19219028

>>19216423
absolutely porcine

>> No.19219030

>>19216823
>Adobo only exists in the Philippines
lmao how can retardation be so deeply ingrained in a culture

>> No.19219053

>>19208116
Why does he have to look so insufferable.....

>> No.19219059 [DELETED] 

>>19218713
>Did the chickens and cows on the store shelves return to life after you decided not to buy them?
This argument would only make sense if meat production has stopped. Buying meat won't bring that animal back to life, but it's supporting the slaughter of the next animal in line to replace the product you bought.

>> No.19219062

>>19204604
I wish the face in thumbnail didn’t look like someone I know who isn’t Asian in the slightest.

>> No.19219069

>>19218713
>Did the chickens and cows on the store shelves return to life after you decided not to buy them?
This argument would only make sense if meat production has stopped. Not buying meat won't bring that animal back to life, but it's supporting the slaughter of the next animal in line to replace the product you bought.

>> No.19219283

>>19206136
Would

>> No.19219284

>>19217679
What a pretentious dickhead. Hate how the internet made him famous just cause he sprinkled salt all over his arm.

>> No.19219301

>>19213288
It always cracks me up that his name is Mark. Should be taco or phoenix or something

>> No.19219399

>>19216373
Kys
>>19216493
Do you really think raw eggs have parasites you absolute fucking buffoon

>> No.19219516

>>19217898
All Americans are mutts but not all mutts are American, learn the difference muttoid.

>> No.19219525

>>19217679
>>19217685
>>19217693
>>19217708
straightest Turkish man

>> No.19219537

>>19219283
Ew

>> No.19219544

>>19204682
Is there really such a thing as the All-Bengal Women's Union? What is it and what do they do, apart from cooking coconut egg curry ofc? How does one join?

>> No.19219557

>>19218611
lmao anticlimax oty

>> No.19219565

>>19204611
Who are these ladies? Nobody ever tells me. D:

>> No.19219581

>>19217726
He put 5 in the pan! Don't yooooou gaslight me you fucking weirdo!

>> No.19219650

>>19218878
how can you tell

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>>19212779
>>19213702
It's a fork

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>>19217679
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>>19217815
>>19217821
What a faggot lmao

>> No.19219974

>>19218405
Some CCP influencer that cooks random dishes in rainy evenings. No joke, you can see the local party officials stuffing their faces at the table, once he brings the meal in. Food looks interesting though, and he seems to care for his cats.

>> No.19219991

>>19204647
This feels like it's lacking something. Fat? It just looks like it'll be overly sweet and thin.

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>> No.19220028

>>19219958
that chubby hispanic girl with the bangs is actually fuckable.

>> No.19220086

>>19217526
east asians are like that. especially koreans and japanese. they see a store on tv and then it becomes packed. all trend hoppers. even though the store close by them is probably just as good.

>> No.19220115

>>19213288
Never that I can recall

>> No.19220119

>>19216368
>>19216378
Something about this guy and the way it's filmed feels like it would progress with the guy happily eating more and more revolting things

>> No.19220121

>>19217679
>>19217685
>>19217693
>>19217696
>>19217708
There is no way he's not just playing a character

>> No.19220128

>>19209868
>>19209884
>>19209901
>>19218096
>ostrich
It has a hoof

>> No.19220140

>>19217679
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>>19217696
i can't believe argentines let this man touch the world cup

>> No.19220148

>>19217815
this faggot should stay away from my boy pogba

>> No.19220154

>>19220128
You can clearly see the three toes when he cuts off the shin at the beginning. It's a (likely farmed) ostrich leg.

>> No.19220192

>>19217972
the cope from the angry cooklet heats the egg

>> No.19220249

>>19204648
And then the winner dies of refeeding syndrome. Fuck yes

>> No.19220286

This >>19213299 grosses me out more than this >>19204604

>> No.19220869

>>19219650
By seeing how they look, what they're wearing, and looking up the source footage where the language they speak is clearly from south-east asia.

>> No.19220880

>>19220028
>chubby hispanic girl
>fat is beautiful fuck an obese bitch sjwfag

>> No.19220928

>>19217143
Right… but when does he fuck?

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>>19218179
holy kek, really?

>> No.19221382

>>19208654
>Breaded and fried dinosaur leg
Where do I purchase dinosaur meat? I wish to return to grug

>> No.19221500

>>19219974
Half the people in his videos are random women, and there are no female political leaders in their country. None of the people that show up even look like their leaders either. Take your meds.