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Hello sirs can I interest you in my recipe for jenkem eggs?

>> No.19200570

>>19200559
Rotting potatoes

>> No.19200582

jenkem is the poo gas drug

>> No.19200592

>>19200582
Yes and you can soak eggs in it while it brews so you can get high from the fumes and eggs. It’s very popular here in rural Kosovo.

>> No.19200617

>>19200559
better than century eggs at least

>> No.19200624
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>>19200559
Hey bro, got any good shit?

>> No.19200628

>>19200559
You referring to this? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

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The eggs have been removed and now give off the sweet pungent smell of ripe jenkem

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>>19200814
You can see the Jenkem has penetrated to the inner layer.
A delicacy unknown to many but cherished by those who have experienced it.

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>>19200821
I tried to eat one Jenkem egg but the power was overpowering and I had to give up only half the egg.

>> No.19200913

>>19200617
Yes. Feces and urine is certainly a better mixture to store eggs than whatever they use for century eggs.

There are FAR worse things that food should soak in than piss and shit.

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>>19200830
>the power was overpowering

The essence of PEE and POOP mixed with EGG was a little strong for you? lol I'm amazed at what I find on this site sometimes!

>> No.19200926

>>19200918
It is an acquired taste like coffee or fish sperm. I had some water to cleanse the palate and finished the jenkem egg and it was good.

>> No.19200928

>>19200559
I know it's a joke, and that's really soy sauce you took into your body, but jenkem is unironically preferable to soy.

>> No.19200935

>>19200559
Kosovo. Muslim. Checks out that he eats actual human shit. Life isn't precious and valuable in that part of the world.

>> No.19200944

>>19200926
>compares shit and piss to coffee
>just an acquired taste like any other
>i eat poo and so can you

No one believes any part of this thread, you realize that, right?

>> No.19200951

Butt hash, more at 6.

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>>19200559
Only if I can interest you in ttongsul

>> No.19201185

>>19200559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS0nAwmZXp0

>> No.19201213

>>19200913
hey its not just feces and urine, its fermented feces and urine

>> No.19201254

I guess OP was hoping his gimmick thread would have kicked off better. You in fact just boiled an egg in coffee, didn't you OP?

>> No.19201266

>>19201254
Nobody asked me for my Jenkem egg recipe so why should I reveal its secrets?

>> No.19201278

>>19201266
Because, like I said, it is just coffee. I know all about how it helps fix shitty coffee and it enhances the caffeine quality and all, I'm onto your tricks.