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Could you do it? You don’t get any help whatsoever.

>> No.19199961

yes, just turn it into a smoothie

>> No.19199962

I'm not giving myself vegan diabetes for 20 grand

>> No.19199985

Whom is this a challenge for? 75-pound women with kiwifruit allergies?

>> No.19199992

>>19199961
Kek, knock that shit out in an afternoon.

>> No.19199997

>>19199960
The "challenge" is easier that the McDonalds one

>> No.19199999

>>19199960
i could eat that over the course of day.

>> No.19200008

>>19199960
>cantaloupe
>grapes
>blue berries
disgusting

>> No.19200036

>a week
FPBP, just turn it into a smoothie and chug it down.

>> No.19200038
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this is one of those retard pics retards on twitter (RETARD SITE!) post because literally everyone even the stinkiest fatshit would say yes, therefore the algoshit promotes it, then they shill some trash under the post, right?

>> No.19200202

>>19199960
>$20000
It's tempting, but I would have to pass since I don't want to become gay.

>> No.19200240

>>19199960
Where's the French Fries? Where's the beef? I don't eat sissy green stuff.

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>>19199999
>Those digits

>> No.19200261

>>19199960
I'd eat the whole thing in a day lmao

>> No.19200282

>>19199960
That's a fairly small amount of fruit for the average sized person, I'd say?

>> No.19200299

>>19199960
i legit don't get it.
i could eat that in about 35 mins. at a leisurely pace.

>> No.19200364

>>19200282
Yeah it actually is this time. That's the joke

>> No.19200724

>>19199999
based fruit eating quints

>> No.19200755

is it supposed to be hard? am i expected to have an allergy or something like that? do i need to finish eating the platter AFTER the week passes?
>if you were offered $10,000,000 to stop breathing for a whole FIVE SECONDS... would you be able to do it??
decisions decisions...

>> No.19200779

>>19200755
it's basically impossible for americans, after just a few berries their bodies will react violently to the non-hfcs sweetness of it all

>> No.19200782

>>19200008

Yes,amazing that there's other food besides tendies and hotpockets.

>> No.19200787 [DELETED] 

>>19200000

>> No.19200789

>>19199960
Do I have to eat 1/7th of it every day, or can I eat it all at once?
Those raspberries and Kiwis are going to be mush by then.

>> No.19200874

I don't know man, i've been having a rough night. Can't you ask someone else?

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>>19199999

>> No.19200890

>>19199997
>>19199999
>>19200261
>>19200282
>>19200299
so you claim, but you don't know how D E E P the bowl is. How do you know there isn't a hole in that marble table? The bowl could extend several stories down. game set and match.

>> No.19200903

>>19199960

Yes.

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>>19199960
That's a fairly small amount of fruit for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fruit munching is so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of grapes, pineapple, etc... in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>> No.19200911

>>19199960
No. I'd eat it in 40 days and 40 nights in honor of the Noahic covenant of which the Rainbow is representative.

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>so you claim, but you don't know how D E E P the bowl is. How do you know there isn't a hole in that marble table? The bowl could extend several stories down. game set and match.

>> No.19200960

>>19200008
>Cantaloupe
>Disguisting

Horrible taste.

>> No.19200998

>>19199960
Is this a joke?

>> No.19201054

No, I don't consume queer-colored faggoty crap. Take your fruity ass elsewhere, OP.

>> No.19201080

>>19199999
Checked and literally this.

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>>19199999
A true /ck/ get. This board will be properous for the coming decade.

>> No.19201417

I'll eat it in an hour easy

>> No.19201422

>>19199999
I am a glutton and like fruit so the "challenge" would not be at all difficult.

>> No.19201446

>>19199960
That's literally impossible.

>> No.19201470

>>19199962
You're not going to get diabetes from eating fruit.

>> No.19201487

>>19201470
You can get AIDS and all sorts of STDs and bacterial infections from eating fruit

>> No.19201502

>>19199960
That's a relatively large amount of fruit for one person I'd say.

>> No.19201726

>>19199960
I'll eat it in an hour

>> No.19201734

>>19199999
Real get with a true post

>> No.19201737

>>19199960
unless it's something wacky like a layer of fresh fruit over rotten fruit or a comically deep platter it would be trivial

>> No.19201898

>>19199999
Checked. /ck/ won. Fuck off other boards.

>> No.19201944
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>>19200779
Kek

>> No.19201950

>>19199960
No, I'm a ketochad and I will not eat anything bad for me like fruit

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>>19199999
Witnessed

>> No.19202013

>>19199960
I could eat that in ONE SITTING. A week, pfff, don't make me laugh. What is it with Tw*tter tards and these shitposts anyway?

>> No.19202058

>>19200008
What a disgusting little worm you are.

>> No.19202065

>>19200890
thats a platter you autist

>> No.19202129

>>19199960
it's crazy how a crisp grape vs squishy grape can give one of the greatest and worst sensations known to man

>> No.19202136

>>19200960
My dogs love Cantaloupe.

>> No.19202140

>>19199960
I'd eat that as a snack.

>> No.19202235

>>19199960
Pretty sure I could eat all that right now.

>> No.19202304

>>19199960
but hoooooooow!
its not possibleeee
A human isnt able to eat all that food in one week! wtfuuuuuck

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>>19199999
woa mamma mia sweet Cirnos you got there

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>>19199999

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>>19199999

>> No.19202606

>>19199960
a week? i could do that in 1 or 2 days max
thats pathetically easy

>> No.19202647

>>19202065
yes but it could be a D E E P platter

>> No.19202704

>>19199992
I could realistically do it in one sitting. Doesn't look like there's that much food.

>> No.19202708

>>19199999
berried and fruitpilled

>> No.19202754

>>19199960
of course.. a complete week. so much time, would down this in 2 days with some weed

>> No.19202977

Power eater here. I could eat 3 of those in one sitting.

>> No.19203085
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>>19199999
great job anon, /ck/ is saved

>> No.19203097

>>19199999
WITNESSED

And yeah that's a fruitarian's dream

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>>19199999
Noice

>> No.19203310

>>19199960
Do these social media shitposts actually generate so much attention, clicks and replies it's worth making such a disingenuous and retarded "challenge"?
It has to be basically 100% replies in the line of "I could do it in a day lol it's not THAT much".
I just don't get people that reply to every little thing with what first comes to mind that's very likely to be a very common notion.

>> No.19203312

>>19199960
I could eat that in a day, let alone a week.
>>19199999
Thus spake the fruit lord.

>> No.19203314

Nah. I stay away from anything LGBTQP+ related as much as I can. I make sure I make fun of them and call them faggots to their faces too.

>> No.19203341

>>19200782
it's the texture that gives me the ick. I'll still make them into a smoothie

>> No.19203347

>>19200008
looks more like mango then cantaloupe, either is fine to me tho
the pineapple would take the longest to eat

>> No.19203365

>>19203310
pot, kettle

>> No.19203381

>>19199960
>Americans get to eat so many different variety of berries
You cannot suffer in the entire continent of North America

>> No.19203383

>>19203310
this actually is a challenge for zoomers. they rarely eat anything that isn't beige and they eat more candy than fruit.

>> No.19203548

>>19203310
Yes. After all, it caught you in its web.

>> No.19203554

>>19200008
Mutt moment

>> No.19203556

>>19200038
Correct.

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>>19199999
The Fruit Lord hath riseth

>> No.19203562

>>19199960
I'd do it in 20 mins flat I'd also spend all the money on hookers. Every single cent. And cheap ones too, I plan to blow hundreds of loads in filthy old whores before by cock rots off.

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>>19200202
>>19201054
>>19203314
It's too late for you. The rainbow enters you through the eyes. You are already... becoming.

>> No.19203615

>>19199999
all hail king fruito

>> No.19203656

>>19199960
money's as good as mine, easily

>> No.19203657

>>19203581
AAAAAAHHHH! NOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE A SNAIL!

>> No.19203663

>>19199960
This is like 1500 cal of fruit. Fuckin easy to do for one meal if you're hardcore
>>19199999
kek

>> No.19204888

>>19203365
>>19203548
You really think this is the same? Questioning the intent behind a post is the staple of social media and not just blurting out your knee jerk reaction to what's flashing before you eyes? OP can't even farm anything financially substantial from this anonymous pit.

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>>19199999

>> No.19205040
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You get paid 100,000 to eat all of this within two weeks
can it... be done?

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>>19199960
All of this crap looks like hippy fish food out of bizzaroworld.

>> No.19205062

>>19200240
Wasn't that Judge Judy with "were's the beef?"

>> No.19205069
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>>19199999
Those digits

>> No.19205105
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>>19199999
Digits of ditto
and Excellent get

>> No.19205111

>>19200008
Thats mango
Also shut the fuck up you fucking philistine

>> No.19205203

>>19199999
BTFO carnivirgins. Fruitchads have proven their strength today.

>> No.19205288

>>19199960
could probably do it in one meal

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>>19199999

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>>19199999
9's bb

>> No.19206448

>>19199960
Is that a platter or a European-style bathtub? The depth of the dish will affect my answer.

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> 90% of people fall for these bait threads

>> No.19207430

>>19199960
>20k for this
nigga, i'd do it for free
and i'd eat in like an hour or so

>> No.19207774

>>19199999
hail the fruit lord.

>> No.19207812

>>19199999
Holy quints. I'm gonna go make myself a platter of fruit rn

>> No.19208677

>>19199999
Based fruitman

>> No.19208689

>>19199960
That's like maybe two meals of just fruit. I would absolutely eat that, I fucking love fruit.

>> No.19210471

>>19200008
the virgin fruitcel
vs
>>19199999
the chad fruit get

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>>19199999
fatchads...

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>>19199999
I kneel, Fruit King

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>>19199999

>> No.19211263

>>19199960
Can I sprinkle sugar and koolaid powder over them?

>> No.19211297

>>19199999
$20k for everyone!

>> No.19211303

>>19199999
Gotta respect quints... And for 20k I'll gladly eat an ass load of fruit. It won't hurt to develop vegan diabetes for a few days kek

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>>19199960
If that's a shallow platter and all the fruit pieces visible is all that you eat, actually it's not too far off the upper band of what you'd be expected to eat in "ONE WEEK".

Picrel is what ((they)) expect you to eat in 1 day. Multiply this by seven, you'll easily get something approaching that pic.

>> No.19212703

>>19199999
I kneel

/ck/lets you must all finish a big bowl of fruit in tribute

>> No.19212714

>>19199960
Who the fuck is this small stomach poster?

>> No.19212715

>>19199985
IE my ex who didn't even understand that the itchy/scratchy/throat-close-y feeling the dumb bitch experienced with every sip of a kiwifruit smoothie or bite of fresh kiwifruit was indicative of said allergy.
Thought that everyone got that when they had kiwifruit.

>> No.19213609

>>19199999
GETSU~

>> No.19213645

i know some furries who couldn't. they think fruit is yucky and eat the worst kind of candy instead. not even good candy like chocolate, just sugar, citric acid, and dye

>> No.19213659

>>19213645
>i know some furries
literally no one cares, they get their protein from shitty diapers and used condoms found at mens cottaging spots

>> No.19214121

>>19199960
I could destroy that plate in like 30 minutes.

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>>19199999

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>>19199999

>> No.19214365

>>19213659
>mens cottaging spots
???

>> No.19214782

>>19200908
Loved this anon dont worry, you were noticed

>> No.19214798 [DELETED] 

>>19199960
Why is this even a challenge? Are zoomers really this allergic to fruits

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>>19214798
according to tiktok, they can't eat one of these without shitting themselves

i tried eating one all at once for the experiment, even though the sugar was a bit much for me, and i just shat normally the next day

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>>19199999

>> No.19215986

>>19200240
Settle down Randy, you know what your doctor told you about your blood pressure.

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>>19199999
digits my child, they are yours.