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ITT: Signs you're going to have a bad night

>> No.19195291
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19195291

>>19195274

>> No.19195299

>>19195291
A shot of rumple mintz to cap of the night is the best.

>> No.19195303

>>19195299
I find that's usually what fucks me up, I'd end up too drunk in bed. I've taken to using it to kick off the night, 1 shot gets me in the slot and I switch to beer after

>> No.19195406
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>>19195274
pray for me

>> No.19196388
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>>19195274

>> No.19196420

>>19195274
Aristocrat Vodka
It's what all the fraternities at UNC would use exclusively

>> No.19196429
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>>19195274
call a priest and an ambulance...

>> No.19196431
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nights with this never end well

>> No.19196903
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>Be me freshman year of college
>drink Four Loko
>Sick the next day
>Avoid Four Loko for next 4 years
>Be me senior year of college
>See Four Loko in the drink section of the convenience store
>Buy one for old times sake
>Sick the next day
I can't wait to not learn from this experience and try Four Loko again in another four years

>> No.19196909

>>19196388
fuck you thats not funny

>> No.19197004
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>>19196388
I don't know if baiju is that bad or if it's a joke about seeing double

>> No.19197008

>>19196909
idgi. It is just some hard liquor

>> No.19197037

>>19196903
didnt that shit get neutered in like 2010

>> No.19197059

>>19197037
they had to remove the caffeine

>> No.19197080
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Aw fuck here we go

>> No.19197086

>>19195274
I remember having a half a bottle one night and somehow not throwing up but reduced to caveman grunts. One of the worst hangovers ive had

>> No.19197110

>>19196388
digits check out
may good fortune come to you chinanon

>> No.19197115

i've been thinking of becoming an alcoholic but i'm more inclined to start with fruity mixed drinks since i'm a fag. simple scredrivers are calling my name to start my journey, what's a good vodka to mix with?

>> No.19197124

>>19195274
how is it mixed with milk

>> No.19197146

>>19197124
Even worse.
It's KIND of okay in eggnog.

>> No.19197155

>>19197115
Tahoe blue vodka is really good to mix with. Especially if you like screwdrivers. I'm also gonna suggest you try gingerale, arizona lemon iced tea, and some vodka. It's a budget long island iced tea, will sneak up on you.
Sky is pretty good.
Tito's is great but kinda pricey.
Popov is awful. Don't. Just don't.

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never fails

>> No.19197164
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yes, i really can drink this straight.

>> No.19197174

how come I got banned for off topic when discussing alcohol?

>> No.19197176

>>19196420
That's funny because I went to UNC and my group's drink of choice was kraken.

>> No.19197197

>>19197174
Jannies are still banning alcohol threads because they don't want al/ck/oholic threads to spawn. They were some of the best threads this shit board used to have. Way better than ramen argument threads and slightly worse than ja/ck webm threads.

>> No.19197198

>>19196429
I heard they 'improved' this stuff
Havent had it in years

>> No.19197208

>>19197197
But why don't they want al/ck/ threads? Surely that's food and cooking

>> No.19197211

>>19197197
fuck off and kys. just like irl, nobody wants snivelling drunks around depressing the place.

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Anything in a tetrapak

>> No.19197216

>>19195274
Nice presentation tho

>> No.19197217

>>19197208
because al/ck/ posting is beyond pathetic and belongs on /r9k/

>> No.19197218

>>19195274
Is it night? Am I me?
Then it’s going to be a bad night.

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>>19196431
god Seagrams is cursed. this shit gave me the worst night of my life, my buddy and i both couldn't stop puking

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>> No.19197955

>>19195291
>>19195299
This. Then you don't even need to brush your teeth.
Shot before bed and a shot in the morning :)

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trenches

>> No.19198695

>>19198598
hand me that banana red, a hi point pistol and directions to the nearest gas station i am ready

>> No.19198728

>>19195274
Kraken is so fucking garbage, hate it. Maybe because as a teen I totally burnt myself out on spiced rum and I can’t drink it. But being a bourbon lover now I can’t imagine myself being a rumfag, it just falls so miserably short in terms of taste. You have to mix it and dark rum doesn’t mix well with fruit, and rum and cokes are disgusting to me now. In fact I don’t really like cocktails in general. Give me some knob creek sb straight and I’m good

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>>19196903

>> No.19198921

>>19198728
Kraken is literally "it's cheaper than other rums despite being more potent and arguably more drinkable straight". It's not good. But it is peak if you're trying to get drunk as cost efficiently as possible.

>> No.19198961

>>19198731
based benzo boozer

>> No.19199074
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>>19196429
>>19197198
I just tried Malort last month and it's fucking disgusting. Tastes like the strongest grapefruit pith and the taste only gets worse with each moment after you take a drink.

>> No.19199080
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>> No.19199093

>>19197115
get bourbon instead

>> No.19199151
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£11.

>> No.19199296

>>19195274
I got kicked out of a lil yachty concert after about 6 shots of this pregamed. Good times.
>>19196388
seconded
>>19196429
BUT NOT FOR ME

>> No.19200509

>>19195274
anyone else find whiskey fucking revolting but love scotch

>> No.19200516

>>19195291
>>19195299
>>19195303


Rumple is my go to booze

>> No.19200764
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>>19197115
>I’ve been thinking about becoming an alcoholic
Hahahahahahahahah anyway you should start with the plastic bottles of vodka you find by your feet in the liquor store pic related. You’re mixing with orange juice anyway it really doesn’t have to be a good vodka especially if you just want to get drunk

>> No.19200834

Nothing is worse than native rez hard alcohol that shit will fuck you up. Its so god damn cheap you can get 200 cigs and a 40oz of "vodka" for 20$ here in quebec. You will black out you will get alcohol posioning and you will wake up drunk.

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I hate this delicious fuckery

>> No.19200857

>>19197059
>>19197037
Yea. A guy from my area died after drinking them. That was right before they did that.

>> No.19200862

>>19198598
Don't Mad Dog me bro

>> No.19200865

>>19198961
Benzos and booze is based af. I prefer the weak benzos with booze. I'm not trying to black out and die. I also liked to throw weed into the mix.

>> No.19201037

I'm trying to die of alcohol posioning tonight boys, what's my best option?

>> No.19201049

>>19200845
this never fails to give me the worst hangovers

>> No.19201062

>>19195291
watched a friend sitting in an office chair just fucking hurl all over himself like a fountain after drinking too much Rumpleminze and Iced Tea.

>> No.19201064

>>19196431
who even drinks this?

>> No.19201067

>>19201037
100% Ethanol, throw in some Methanol if you want to go blind.

>> No.19201113

>>19197080
Kek came here to post this
Easiest sihit to drink ever

>> No.19201129

>>19201064
When I used to work at bevmo it was mostly senior citizens that would always get the bottom shelf, plastic handles of whisk(e)y.

>> No.19201157

>>19196388
only if you're at a dinner with the 领导 and they get rowdy

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you will not survive.

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>>19195274

>> No.19201403

>>19201385
Does it taste sweet?

>> No.19201406
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>>19201231
>The hat. That fucking hat.
Just looking at it makes me shiver.

>> No.19201407

>>19201385
>serve very cold
always a bad omen

>> No.19201636

>>19201385
ohhhh shit this brings me back.
I thought they made it illegal or something can never find this glorious hobo wine

>> No.19202085

>>19199074
I like grapefruit would this be good?

>> No.19202090

>>19202085
it is the most extreme grapefruit taste. not just grapefruit, but the skin of grapefruit.

>> No.19202099

>>19201049
It's because of all the fillers, etc. in it. If it doesn't say 100% agave, it is only 51% agave with the rest being filler

>> No.19202523

southern comfort
it tastes like shit
smells like shit
drinks awful
and it gives you a headache

>> No.19203478
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>>19195274
Drink this shit for as long as you can straight, and Death will be a mercy.

>> No.19203490

Anyone else get terrible stomach ache for days after drinking?

>> No.19203551

>>19198598
For me it's blue

>> No.19203557
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Will not get you drunk but will still give you the mother of all hangovers

>> No.19203655

>>19197037
It's wild how fast they banned caffeinated booze. Sure you can just put some vodka or something in an energy drink and get the same result but I guess even that's enough of a speed bump for retarded college kids.

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>> No.19203838

>>19196388
>Live in China
>Go to restaurants, after a certain point in the evening all the Chinese guys have drinking contests with this stuff
>The bathrooms everywhere stink of flowery vomit from the aftermath
>That smell is the only thing I associate with baiju

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>>19201385

>> No.19203905

>>19195274
why people on here hate kraken so much?

>> No.19203940

>>19203655
Vodka Red Bull was always a drink when I was coming up

>> No.19203963

>>19198598
If yanks are ever curious about what Buckfast tastes like, mix cough mixture with Strawberry.

>> No.19203973

>>19203905
People here don't seem to like rum generally

>> No.19203988
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>>19201385
The yin to thunderbird's yang

>> No.19203994

>>19198598
Orange Jubalee is drinkable. The rest is wretched swill though

>> No.19204014

>>19195291
kek this. worst hangover/sickness of my life was after drinking a full bottle of $5 rumpleminze ripoff. was quite literally passed out unconscious over a toilet bowl for three hours, occasionally coming to to dry heave and pray to god for death

>> No.19204037

>>19204014
I drank an entire liter of ICE 101 over the course of a day during covid. That was the sickest I've been from drinking in probably a decade+ I'm a pretty seasoned drinker but I puked my guts out.

>> No.19204052
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Maybe not the night but you're almost sure to have a bad morning and a serious hangover if you drink this mezcal stuff.

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What do I win??

>> No.19204075

>>19204064
That looks like something people would feed to stray cats to keep them away from your house, Weird blue fluid, like something that gets poured into a car,

>> No.19204080

>>19204064
Kidney failure, if I had to guess.

>> No.19204087

>>19204064
You'll win by not having stray cats around your house.

>> No.19204094

>>19203905
/ck/ doesn't like rum that much and Kraken is notorious for being bad but popular with teens getting drunk.
>cheap
>gimmick (the stupid shaped bottle)
>gross (stupidly dark even for a spiced rum and is basically like drinking vanilla extract)
>extra strong, anywhere from 7-12%s more alcohol than most other rums

Kraken is what you drink when you want to get drunk fast and cheap.

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Never had a worse hangover than when I slammed like three of these before going out with my friends once

>>19198598
I can taste these just by looking at the picture, I’m close to gagging already. I miss being poor and drinking shit like mad dog and wild irish rose

>> No.19204110

>>19197004
The bottle on the right is stronger.

>> No.19204114
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>>19204099
>Wild Irish Rose
I relent.
My Blue Maui schnapps post can't complete..
You win.
My other offering of Banned 40oz.:
>pic

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Because fuck you it's cheap and you can drink alot of it motto.

>> No.19204127

>>19201385
I used to drive up to the hood just to buy this shit for like $1.25 a bottle when I was in college kek

>> No.19204128
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>>19204114
hahahaha!

>> No.19204129

>>19199074
>grapefruit pith
it tastes like rubber and burnt hair don’t sugar coat it

>> No.19204134

>>19201385
That Night Train's a mean wine.

>> No.19204136

>>19203988
What's the word? Thunderbird

What's the price? Thirty twice

>> No.19204141

>>19199074
How much for the little girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXYzUlv0S8
Blues Brothers

>> No.19204144

>>19204114
Fuck man I wish I could get my hands on a bottle of that, I used to love 40s so much when I was in my 20s

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>>19195274
this stuff always makes me say stupid shit. i can drink a bottle of bourbon and act fine but this stuff makes me act like an idiot for some reason.

>> No.19204172

>>19204122
$3.80 now, better off buying the $4 spanish wine, it tastes better.

>> No.19204181

>>19203557
My brother died from that shit. He was drinking 3-4 bottles a day.

>> No.19204199

>>19204162
Yeah, hate to break it to you champ, but if you "start" saying stupid shit after alcohol consumption- that was always you doing that, not the alcohol.

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>>19204199
>Diggits don't lie
watch my 11s...

>> No.19204234

any cider that comes in a 2 liter bottle

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>>19197164
Damn anon

>> No.19204255

>>19203478
Is this better or Ricard? I've been wanting to try one. There's also a brand called Prado I've never heard of.

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>>19195274
For me, it's Mike's Hard Lime.

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Lord have mercy...

>> No.19205011

>all this shit in plastic bottles

Yeah, that scans.

>> No.19205018

>>19204957
That looks horrible, like stomach juice after a really bad weekend.

>> No.19205050

>>19204957
No mercy.
Only Xul.

>> No.19205103

>>19204162
>>19204199
The harsh thing is the hangover and stumbling around on a sidewalk.

>> No.19205216

>>19204199
no I can maintain with other booze. jager makes me want to fight people.

>> No.19205547

>>19203557
I spent a year of college blacking out on this shit. You could get a handle on sale for $12.
Vlad is even worse.

>> No.19205558

>>19204136
I don't understand the price line
Does it cost $0.60?

>> No.19205572

>>19204162
>>19204199
>>19205216
Everyone always says they have that one liquor that does this to them
I always thought they were retarded
Until I became an alcoholic and I thought whisky did this to me
Then I became a functioning alcoholic and I realized they are retarded
I don't think it's any type of booze, but the amount
So for me it was whisky, but if the only time you drink jaeger you drink a lot, then that's why.
There's not some special ingredient in jaeger that makes you an asshole

>> No.19205579

>>19205572
inb4 you tell me to re-read your post
I know you say you maintain with other boozes
but my point is that you probably only drink jaeger once you're already pretty drunk, and that's what takes you over the top

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this filth is £8 a bottle now, no idea who's still buying it

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headache incoming

>> No.19206231

>>19195274
I bought that a while back. It was fine but nowhere near as good as it was hyped. I need to find some Bacardi Gold again.

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>>19195274
if you're in Keef and aren't having enough of a bad night yet....

>> No.19206276

>>19196388
my weeb friend tricked me into drinking this shit and I was having alcohol seizures that night

>> No.19206547

>>19196431

i am an absolutely wanton alcoholic, so i bought a bottle of this one time when it was on sale because i'd heard the name before and figured it couldn't be too bad, and hey it was cheap. what a miserable fucking experience that was.

for one, it seems to not get you drunk as effectively as other whiskys. i'm not sure why. i felt like i kept having to go back to it just to get the same buzz i was used to getting. so i'm back and forth all night, drinking 1.5x what i'm used to drinking. woke up the next morning, and instead of an actual hangover, i'm in this lovely middle ground between drunk and hungover, i can't function, i can't keep down food, i can barely even drink water without it nearly coming up.

fuck seagrams, weird fake whisky.

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>>19196431
That stuff tastes awful. Drunkest I ever got was on pic rel. I drank 1/2 of the bottle on Christmas, blacked out, attacked my father, then misplaced my handgun. Jesus, I'm so glad I didn't shoot anyone. On new year's eve I stayed home by myself and drank the other half. All I remember is dancing to The Kinks and falling off of my couch.

>> No.19206679

>>19206652
like 20cl? that's it?

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>>19206679
Sorry, I didn't notice the measurement. All of the bottles look the same. This is the one I had.

>> No.19206847

>>19206828
oh yeah now we're talking

>> No.19206991

I used to buy a liter of seagrams gin for like 9 bucks at specs

good times, I wish I still lived somewhere with cheap alcohol so I could fucking kill myself

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>>19201385
>serve very cold

How terrifying.

>> No.19207532

>>19205558
They don't make it anymore but yes.

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I remember getting handles of this swill on sale for $5.99. I do not miss those days, even if I can't really remember them very well.

>> No.19207590

>>19196429
I don't mind it. I like hyper-bitter herbal booze.

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They were handing out free shots of this shit at a bar one time. Took like 11. Never again

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>>19207004
HEHEHEH!!
>EXPRESS
Woof!!

>> No.19207636

>>19198731
Ever heard of clearing the gutter you uncultured swine? For shame anon, for shame.

>> No.19207706

>>19204052
Meh mostly if you eat the worm.

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>>19207706
Or TWO...

>> No.19207755

>>19207726
Fuck me, glad I don't drink like I used to anymore. I would definitely have tried this.

>> No.19207785

>>19207755
>DUBBADUB
Yeah..It's low-midtier tequila.
I've had it a few times.
No Agave worms for me tho--

>> No.19208063

>>19207785
I've had the monte alban stuff lots but only swallowed the worm twice. Second time I wasn't drunk enough and nearly vomited as soon as the little bastard touched my tongue and I felt his tiny feet.
I like more expensive mezcal now, that kinda tastes like it was sitting in leather. Reminds me of some stuff brought up from my family's old ranch in Mexico. Really smooth, smoky and almost sweet.

>> No.19208075

>>19197365
Pounded this with my formal date before a sorority formal.
Puked in a bag on the bus there, then in a waterfall thing they had at the bar. I thought it was hidden, I went back later and it was in the middle of the bar in full view of everyone. Social chair tried to kick me out but couldn’t find me because I kept leaving to puke.
Thanks for reading my blog.

>> No.19208079

>>19207706
A cousin and I and a Japanese friend would get the wormies and chop them up into thirds for an even split. That was fun stuff to do on a hot beach,

>> No.19208082

>>19208075
its a good story anon, sounds like a proper Seagrams night

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Here's a pretty nasty one, New Jersey vodka.
There's a higher proof one too, like 190 or something.

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>>19195274

>> No.19208096

>>19208082
It was. I barfed a ton then broke into the athletic complex through an open locker room door and played squash with my friend at 3am. I miss college so fucking much.

>> No.19208098

>>19208092
You're guaranteed to get a really bad hangover drinking that especially since it looks like its from nigeria.

>> No.19208107

>>19208096
That's bizzare, you're athletic yet cant make it to a bathroom to puke? What's your excuse?

>> No.19208114

>>19208107
Bus plus urban south infrastructure was too much for me

>> No.19208133

>>19197164
I drank that straight once on a Sunday night and had to go to work the next morning, the funny thing is that it burnt my throught out for about 12 hours so I couldn't speak at work.

>> No.19208147

>>19208114
It could be worse, I saw some chick on an airplane try to puke and missed it so the stewdesses used citrus magic to prevent other people from puking in sympathy.

>> No.19208166

It was plain goofy watching some dumb bitch to get to some airplaine bathroom yet puking in the aisle. At least the dumb bitch didn't puke on anyone.

>> No.19208418

>>19196429
Had a mini of this a few months back. Fucking vile, but the hype is overblown. I'd willingly drink it again or use it in a drink.

>> No.19208466

>>19199080
Based
https://youtu.be/g3sJB2tcoJY

>> No.19208488

>>19203478
I actually found this stuff to give almost no hangover

>> No.19208512

>>19196431
>>19197365
seagrams is owned by the bronfmann family, the rothschild family's canadian agents who have been involved in mind control, cults, blackmail and organized crime for over a century

>> No.19208521

>>19197888
checked
>>19198598
the worst possible hangovers come from this and 4loko.

>>19198731
that's a recipe for death or imprisonment

my personal painbringer is Admiral Nelson's rum. something like 13.99 per handle and guaranteed to give the worst hangover of your life

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>>19208466
>checked
Fookin' hilarious.
That homage to axel f and smoke on the water...
LOLOLOL!!

>> No.19208793

>>19196903
death in a can

>> No.19208879

>>19203838
It really does feel like having a bunch of flowers stuffed down your stomach and lungs. I have literally never met a Chinese person who liked baijiu though, everyone fucking hates it. I'm the only one who likes it and I'm not even Chinese. My ex's dad owned an entire brewery or whatever you call them and she hated it!

>> No.19208881

>>19203490
No.

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>time to move house again

>> No.19209118

>>19203988
The advertised this stuff in the black side of my city by leaving empty bottle lying in the gutter. Also the salesmen were given about a dozen full bottles which they would discreetly pass out to the winos.

>> No.19209517

>>19209118
>advertised this stuff in the black side of my city by leaving empty bottle lying in the gutter
lmao, genius marketing

>> No.19209940

>>19195274
If I can't remember the alcohol, then it's a bad night

>> No.19209981

>>19209094
sampukea

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>>19195274
I drank that with some friends a few years ago and started ranting about Jews by accident

>> No.19210402

>>19203905
Because it's a shitty rum. Tastes like some vanilla candy gone horribly wrong.

>> No.19210417

>>19203478
How does it compare to pernod absinthe?

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>>19210306
>started ranting about Jews by accident
>by accident
Sureeeee
>>19210453
FANCY A BLACK COCK? STIFF ONE?

>> No.19210769

>>19204276
I've always been tempted but Ive heard too many bad stories.

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>>19195274
Gives you diarrhea and fucks you up but 10 times cheaper than taxed spirits

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>> No.19210930

>>19210825
>not consumable in this state
Anon, why would you drink that?
>gelified
...if you even can drink it

>> No.19210933

>>19195274
I mix Jager and goldschager and my girls call them "starry nights" or "Time travelers" because we're always 100% certain to black out and that makes for a rough following morning.

>> No.19210982

>>19210933
I hate these fucking things with a passion lol

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>>19195274
Used to get these super cheap when I was a kid

>> No.19211012

>>19201385
>bottoms up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VMDljoM5JFI&pp=ygULTmlnaHQgdHJhaW4%3D

>> No.19211024

>>19210929
You have to go back

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Chick and I in college were drinking this stuff, the night ended with her getting her stomach pumpe4tmyrxd lol

>> No.19211124

>>19195274
I hate kraken so much it's unreal.
My wife bought a bottle of it a year ago (because for some reason she thought the coffee flavor would be better) and it had a sticker with a code for a contest about a free once in aife time vacation.

I entered it and won.
The free once in a lifetime vacation was a $400 kayaking trip for two in the Florida keys.
I still have not used that voucher and I only live 4 hours away.

Kraken rum sucks and is expensive for the shit taste and quality.
Instead of the kayaking trip I wished I won a refund for the two bottles I've been tricked into buying.

>> No.19211172

>>19210456
Litterly this
I can't believe it took so long in this thread for anyone to post it. Absolutely the worst alcohol ever.

>> No.19211173

>can drink any liquor fine
>wine fucks me up hard and hungover for days after

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>>19195274
two of these, everytime

>> No.19211546

>>19198731
The last time I did this I (luckily) woke up on the bathroom floor. I had used a huge co2 cannister to smash the toilet. Benzo addiction is real shit, I never would have stopped willingly. Full year of my life that I don't remember and had absolutely crippling anxiety for years after I quit. Now I'm just an alcoholic

>> No.19211657

>>19201385
This has such a threatening aura to it

>> No.19211663

>>19195274
Its good mixed with eggnog

>> No.19211688

>>19197197
newfag here, at least for this board. What was so bad about al/ck/ohol threads? Is it not cooking and/or food related?

>> No.19211693

>>19201385
>IM ON THE NIGHTTRAIN!!!
Do you axl rose and his ilk actually drank this shit?

>> No.19211694

>>19210929
I can't count how many times I've passed out in the bathroom because of Steel 42s

>> No.19211698

>>19211688
They always turn into /r9k/-lite and are too pathetic for this board

>> No.19211712

>>19211698
why are anons so depressed on this website? I mean outside of /b/, /v/, /pol/ and /r9k/ it seems like most everyone is pretty normie-ish with an edgy enough side to enjoy frequenting here

>> No.19211746

>>19211712
that's because you're a stinky smelly normalfaggot

>> No.19211761

>>19211712
Everyone is depressed everywhere, anonymity enables people to be a fag about it

>> No.19211982

>>19196429
tastes like shit but people exaggerate just how disgusting it is

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I only drink these fuckers when I'm feeling sorry for myself.

Tastes like chocolate milk
Hits you like a goddamn truck
Gives you incredibly unpleasant vibes while drunk
Atomic hangovers every time

0/10 will definitely drink again when I'm feeling sad.

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>>19195274
Probably any time I’m seen with this, which thankfully isn’t very often

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Don't know how many of these I drank in my first year of uni.

>> No.19212503

>>19211265
That looks very French like from a shitty French hotel , look up DSK.

>> No.19212508

>>19212365
I've never seen that, it's always sold under the table to crack heads and nignogs.

>> No.19212533

>>19210929
This beer is awful and so is the hangover.

>> No.19212540

>>19196388
i bet i would throw up upon smelling this and i haven't drunk it in 4 years. i'm broke again and know where to get it stupid cheap, so i've considered going back... i don't know if i can

>> No.19212569

>>19211124
Why didn’t you sell the voucher

>> No.19212763

>>19204276
qrd?

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>>19210038
When I was a wee nipper me and my mate shared a bottled of value Sainsbury voddy, even with a chaser it was hard stuff.

picrel

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>>19211124
You only hate it because you haven't properly released it.
RELEASE THE KRACKEN!

>> No.19213038

>>19208092
I don't know what this is but I believe you, a bottle of mystery liquid with a cartoon duck on it does not inspire confidence.

>> No.19213120

>>19210930
Just drive to a different state

>> No.19213154

>>19197086
>reduced to caveman grunts
I honestly have no idea how people get to this level of incoherence when drunk. I've downed an entire bottle of vodka myself and had absolutely horrid hangovers, but I hardly even get to slurring my words. My wife can't even tell when I've been drinking unless she smells it on my breath.

>> No.19213519

>>19212336
>Tastes like chocolate milk

I'm curious now...

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especially mixed with red bull

>> No.19213610

>>19212336
>>19213519
yeah im down for a horrible saturday morning next weekend

gotta stay grounded and appreciate when you dont feel like death

>> No.19213625

>>19213038
>>19208098
It's a Dutch thing, like Four Loko. Alcohol + Caffeine + Guarana

>> No.19213635

>>19211124

wow, you're dumb

>> No.19213869

>>19208512
There's a Seagram's distillery just a few miles from me that has issues with black mold. It's smack in the middle of town so every nearby house has a dusting of soot and mold. The company's solution was to store its waste a couple of towns over rather than tackle the mold issue. Surprisingly, it was met with serious opposition and Seagram's backed down. A rare victory for the little people, I guess.

>> No.19214034

>>19213528
la jagerbomba.......

>> No.19214093

>>19198731
I knew one dude who did this regular, he was an apathetic retard.

>> No.19214302

>>19196431
So never had it before until the night before I had to move out of my second floor apartment. Me and buddy stayed up late while everyone else went to bed, and we kept drinking. My friend passed out on the couch, but I went out on the balcony for a smoke and when the cold air hit me I got woozy, real bad. Reality swirling around me, I fall forward and headbutt the rail of the balcony, immediately puking all over myself and the floor. Upon regaining ambulatory function, I strip my shirt off and walk back into the apartment. The warmth hits me like a sledge hammer and I drop to my hands and knees and crawl into the narrow hallway leading to my room and loose consciousness. Not in a cool, happy sleepy way, but in a fashion that feels dark and sad. Sad sleep.

5 hours of pseudo-death later and it is time to half drunk and half hungover move a house. Sounds easy if you are a bitch, but being over 6 foot, you have to move shit like couches and a fridge. No getting out of it on twink/bitch points. The best part was the smell at 7am, as the balcony was on the east facing side of the building. The puke cooked in the desert heat and dripped down onto the neighbors patio. I rinsed it off with bowls full of water, but the edges of the puddle had cooked into a solidified outline like a ring of cocaine in the shape of Ukraine. The smell was the best present of all in that moment of self-hatred.

Never before. Never again.

>> No.19214585

>>19212569
It's under my name non transferable

>> No.19214586

>>19212968
Bacardi black is half the price and taste 10 times better

>> No.19214597

>>19214585
Just take your wife and go on the trip, it'll be safe and fun, there aren't skinwalkers there.

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Canucks of a certain age will remember... 7% ABV in a 2l plastic pop bottle, for barely more than pepsi... as teens we each used to straw down a couple litres in minutes to start a night lol

>> No.19214749

>>19210456
>>19211172
Fireball seems like the universal drink that everyone had a pleasant time getting drunk with until one night you go too far and the cinnamon and sugar puts you into the fucking ground. It goes down smooth but one too many and you’re a fire breathing dragon turning your toilet bowl bright orange.

>> No.19214762

>>19195274
I have only once had a bad night while drinking rum, and that's only because my flatmate decided he was going to try to hit on my girlfriend right in front of me.

>>19195291
This shit on the other hand (peppermint or peach schnapps) seems to make German and Dutch girls attack me. Like it's my fault I only speak English, French and Ojibwe.

>> No.19214774

>>19214661
It's been replaced by Grower's.

>> No.19214934

>>19214749
My friend told me that one time he drank too much fireball and passed out. When he woke up he found out that he had apparently shit himself and also puked. He says he'll never drink fireball again

>> No.19216581

>>19201231
when you see the little plastic hat you just know

>> No.19216603

>>19210930
not drinkable in this mental state they mean

>> No.19216611

>>19210930
You'd have to eat it. Gelified rum is very thick, and the xanthan gum combined with slightly overproof rum will absolutely make you shit out your nervous system. It's not quite denatured, but it's meant to be cooked.

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>>19210453
I've always wanted to try Kadco stuff
The story of Black Booster is kinda interesting as well. It was made before Kadco became an officially licensed brewery but being located in Sierra Leone they had still managed to operate for a number of years.
They did get around to getting a proper manufacturing license, funnily enough around the time Black Booster made the rounds on the internet. I can't even imagine what the taste of unlicensed West African whiskey sold in plastic jugs is like.

>> No.19216865

>>19204064
I use this stuff to keep the neighbor’s cats out of my yard. Works like a charm.

>> No.19216880

>>19204064
>>19204087
>>19216865
what about it makes the cats stay away?

>> No.19216913

>>19205614
Good god that looks like hand sanitizer

>> No.19217193

>>19211688
everyone knows that if you don't like the contents of a general you should kill the general so that instead of the posts you dont like being contained to one thread they're spread out

>> No.19217320

>>19195274
running out of a bottle of gin so I switch to brandy then forget everything after the first sip

>> No.19217327

Niece says it's not one of her safe days.

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>> No.19217540

>>19201385
>serve very cold
haha, they're proud of just how shitty it is

>> No.19217549

>>19195274
The dude who slept with my ex drank this.

Hence I don't like it

and I wouldn't drink it myself because owning a bottle would just call up the memory too often

>> No.19217554

>>19204162
a cheap gin and whiskey hangover are night and day for me. I'm functional on whiskey, but could not get off the floor like a degenerate on gin.

>> No.19217560

>>19203557
>Will not get you drunk
that's all vodka, if you're starting to like vodka you're graduating in your alcoholism

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100 that drinks like an 80
the mellowpill is a curse and a treasure

>> No.19217619

>>19217549
Cuckholding is the thinking man's fetish, anon

>> No.19217638

>>19214762
Did he fuck her?
Is there a video?

>> No.19217661

>>19210453
It clearly says "Premium Quality", I don't see the problem

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>>19195274

>> No.19217827

>>19217638
He did not, but I did walk up and grab his ass. Dicknugget gave me a pretty decent concussing for my non-violent efforts.

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>>19195274
Never again