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>> No.19187261

>>19187226
These Webm threads are the WOAT. Why wont anyone post nice things instead of talentless dick heads trying to be a meme to make meme dollars

>> No.19187273

>>19187244
>the way they all react to the slap the way a guy reacts to a ball kick
Hilarious
An oasis in a sea of purposely shitty tiktok "recipes"

>> No.19187284

>>19187244
I don't understand

>> No.19187290

>>19187249
wtf that's so dangerous

>> No.19187317

>>19187290
Yeah, you only need a one accident with a knife sharp as that.

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>>19187322
>Layer after layer of salsa
Bitch use enchilada sauce

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>> No.19187391

anyone have the asian chick eating spiders one? asking for a friend.

>> No.19187419

>>19187226
I hate America so much I don't know why but this webm really makes me hate for my country

>> No.19187459

>>19187256
>Objective: Survive

>> No.19187470

>>19187384
DQ11 is the best jrpg ever made

>> No.19187475

>>19187273
More like a reaction to having your balls firmly yet tenderly cupped.

>> No.19187483

>>19187256
Now that's what I call living. It would be so cool if the rats infesting my unit were turtles.

>> No.19187486

>>19187251
Love when he cuts the meats open and they show no evidence of marinade penetrating past the surface.

>> No.19187492

>>19187326
>a whole ass fried avacado
DO JAPANOIDS REALLY

>> No.19187497

>>19187492
Only their cats.

>> No.19187502

>>19187244
are they getting aroused or do they dislike it

>> No.19187508

>>19187502
Aroused. If you look up the reaction compilations on YouTube, the sounds they make leave no doubt.

>> No.19187513

>>19187348
wasting food for social media likes is fucking BASED

>> No.19187514

>>19187226
makes garbage for views, takes one bite, turns off camera spits it out and throws the rest away.

>> No.19187519

>>19187226
i hate white women

>> No.19187524

>>19187514
Why throw it away? That's a normal bachelor style meal. Looks tasty, except I wouldn't use ketchup.

>> No.19187590

>>19187284
Based virgin

>> No.19187593

>>19187290
nothing ventured nothing gained

>> No.19187788

>>19187243
chink chong
what's the white creamy stuff?

>> No.19187811

>>19187326
how did they get the cat to do that?

>> No.19187814

>>19187355
Talentless HACK

>> No.19187837

>>19187788
Tofu

>> No.19187876

>>19187251
I don’t think chef Tony has any actual cooking credentials

>> No.19187963

>>19187360
I fucking love ranch

>> No.19187989

>>19187273
>the way they all react to the slap the way a guy reacts to a ball kick
you really don’t get it do you

>> No.19188090

>>19187360
Ram ranch really rocks!!

>> No.19188095

>>19187355
What's his problem?

>> No.19188112

>>19188095
He's on a gay reality show playing basically a cartoon villain

>> No.19188380

>>19187326
Probably the best use of an apple product.

>> No.19188757

>>19187256
haha turdl

>> No.19188776 [DELETED] 

>>19187245
thats not apple butter
you have to simmer it until it becomes a paste not blend it
the water content in it is oo high

>> No.19188785 [DELETED] 

>>19187330
i wonder who actually cooks these things tha are recorded and sold to 200 different channels that add subitles and upload them as different videos

>> No.19188790

>>19187244
I can't watch short cooking videos anymore because every dumbass retard tiktok zoomer molests the meat because its so funny for the 1000th time

>> No.19188793

>>19188785
Me.

>> No.19188823

>>19187261
>talentless dick heads trying to be a meme to make meme dollars
Nail
Hit
Right on head

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>>19188823
And btw, fuck this thread. OP was enough for me.

>> No.19188895

Anyone have the webm of the guy cooking egg sandwiches? It *cracks* me up every time I see it.

>> No.19188929

>>19187326
Wtf? How did the cat hold the knife, they don't have opposable thumbs...

>> No.19188964

is anyone gonna post any actual recipes or just this food gore tiktok shit

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>> No.19189002

>>19187244
This is bullshit. "Reaction videos" are just as fake as reality television. These women are knowingly recording themselves while watching something on purpose. No genuine reaction is ever captured. As soon as someone knows they're being recorded they (consciously or subconsciously) put on somewhat of a show. Ever seen a "reaction video" of someone just staring at the screen, expressionless? That's because someones natural reaction (often nothing at all) isn't interesting to watch.

>> No.19189021

>>19187251
As a big fan of the Ultimate Chopper and Miracle Blade infomercials, I can't believe there's another Chef Tony product that I have been missing out on his salesmanship of.

If there's any obscure Mick & Mimi I'm not aware of please let me know.

>> No.19189035

>>19188964
Why dont you post some recipes? Zoomers come in here mouthing off and yet won't contribute anything themselves

>> No.19189041

>>19187963
It's posts like yours that really benefit from the anonymity of 4chan.

>> No.19189047

>>19187230
>can't even swallow it

>> No.19189053

>>19189035
u think a zoomer is bithcing about tiktok? youre a fucking retard. its the zoomer mobile fags ruining the board

>> No.19189054

>>19187226
this is why you guys should abandon your heterosexuality and get a femboy/gay boiwife,we actually know how to cook,love and suck dick :)

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>>19189002
I didn't browse anything online for a month or so and when I started again it felt weird to immediately see how much stuff is fake or manipulative to try and get a reaction like that. It makes most of the internet feel boring now.

>> No.19189088

>>19187524
I'd eat anything she served me

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>>19187243
That's the cleanest looking gutter oil I've ever seen.
That said, they weren't cooked in hot enough oil.
the steam is supposed to drive the oil away from the food--those balls are SOAKED in it.
The other thing that goes wrong is ALL the water cooks out, then there's no steam to drive the oil out, but that doesn't look like the case here.

>> No.19189101

>>19187514
you don't like mac and cheese?

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>> No.19189219

>>19189059
>dawgs

Isn't that just so CUTE!

>> No.19189229

>>19189083
I thought I was the only one who takes breaks from the internet. Good job. I hope EMP happens and we all have to start over.

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>>19187391
Gooks are not human.

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>>19189452

>> No.19189568

>>19188982
ToT

>> No.19189583

>>19189065
Is this actual thing or one of those mustard gas recipes?
t. cooklet

>> No.19189592

>>19188828
OP's webm was a nice quickmeal, not some elaborate abomination.

>> No.19189634

>>19189583
it's chicken wings, dude.
yes, it's a real recipe, and not a bad one either.

>> No.19189658

>>19187244
good morning i hate women

>> No.19189672

>>19187345
Fucking awful way to make mac and cheese.

>> No.19189699

>>19189634
I'm going to make them tonight. And I'm leaving note blaming my death on you in the kitchen if anything happens.

>> No.19189701

>>19189699
If you need to know I'm Hillary Rodham Clinton, Post Office Box 5256, New York, NY 10185

>> No.19189742

>>19187322
This is not cooking. This is just rearranging prepacked food

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>>19189452
>>19189485
Is this for reals? Ewww

>> No.19189759

>>19187989
I was thinking the same thing. Some got the joke while others got a little something more than just a chuckle

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>>19189059
>just like grandma's
No.

>> No.19189771

>>19189452
This womans needs to take her talents to Australia

>> No.19189894

>>19189452
To be fair that spider was literally crawling into her mouth

>> No.19189929

>>19188982
UOOOHHH I WANT TO EAT HER

>> No.19189968

>>19189452
Do they remove the fangs or something?

>> No.19190004

>>19187326
Wtf is this real?

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>>19187326
my mom constantly sends me shit like this and I have a harder and harder time hiding my disgust

>> No.19190139

>>19189452
Poor spiders man. I hate gooks

>> No.19190273

>>19187230
>ban tik tok
>ban white people

>> No.19190292

>>19187322
this makes jack look like goddamn gordon ramsay

>> No.19190325

>>19189592
Stop simping. Milk, kraft singles and tomato ketchup added to plain ramen is horrific. How bad are the noodles, that you would resort to that? There are lots of perfectly good ramen thats fine as they are with the seasoning sachets etc they come with

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>> No.19190331

>>19187243
I'd try this

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>>19187256
giwtwm

>> No.19190350

>>19190325
koreans add milk and craft singles to their instant ramen all the time. the red stuff looks like a sriracha rather than ketchup. would probably be way better with buldak sauce packet

>> No.19190389

>>19189929
you want to eat dry ass burnt pancake?

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>>19190330

>> No.19190399

>>19190344
The mother of all omelets my version.

56K WARNING

https://litter.catbox.moe/94vz9m.mp4

>> No.19190614

>>19187352
>only 4k cal
weak bitch.

>> No.19190821

>>19187492
ass fried?

>> No.19190837

>>19187345
>>19187322
ontarian women need to stop

>> No.19190870

>>19190330
ayo what the fuck

>> No.19190963

>>19190344
This looks fun as hell

>> No.19191012

>>19189894
Not to mention how it was dressed

>> No.19191075

>>19187226
looks like absolute shit but if she served it right out of her cunt i'd lap it up like a dog

>> No.19191104

this WEBM thread is rather original compared to the usual dump of shit i have already seen 9000 times but it still makes me want to kill myself

>> No.19191123

>>19191104
the more things change, the more they stay the same

>> No.19191729

>>19187513
the steak is clearly turned. I bet most if not all of those items in the video are expired

>> No.19191873

whats up with white women and cheese

>> No.19192459

>>19191873
bulking for the never coming cut

>> No.19192473

>>19189054
We all know you're prison gay from not touching a girl in school

>> No.19192492

>>19189968
No as you can see most of these creatures retain their teeth decades after birth

>> No.19192497

>>19187251
Wow

>> No.19192498

>>19187811
They attached strings to it and controlled it, as if it were a puppet. Or a kittnet, if you will.

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>>19190344
How do the eggs get out?

>> No.19192926

>>19189452
Evil.

>> No.19192940

>>19187788
entire village's dickcheese. only the most valuable memeber of the community gets to enjoy it once a month.

>> No.19192945

>>19189452
Jungle asians are something else

>> No.19192951

>>19187249
now thats a tech

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This is the coolest way to light a cigarette I've ever seen.

>> No.19192968

>>19192953
here’s to feelin good all the time

>> No.19192970

>>19192953
I was expecting worse

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>>19189061
Remove the caramel, remove the smoke, remove the waffle. Now you've got a real meal

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k4fkcNn6hEk

>> No.19193023

>>19189742
That’s what you do too. Do you grow your own vegetables? Raise your own chickens? Make your own tortillas? Grow your own rice? If you had to buy it from the store you didn’t make it from scratch anon. Don’t lie.

>> No.19193098

>>19187348
That doesn't look that bad actually

>> No.19193140

>>19193023
I do grow my own vegetables, raise chickens and get corn from the neighbor to make my own tortillas. Fuck you, lazy nigger. I guarantee you’ve never milked a cow or even butchered a chicken. Cityfags like you should rope.

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>>19189753
>>19190344
So that's how my cousin buys egg-whites in a carton

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>>19193455

its over

>> No.19193571

>>19190350
Koreans arent humans. I dont give a fuck what those slant eyed rice farmers eat

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>>19187226
>>19187419
>>19187519
>instant noodles with ketchup and single slices
>"american", "white"
You faggots need to look up Korean food

>> No.19193608

>>19192953
>the version of the matrix where morpheus doesn't even bother with the pills
>just tells neo everything, straight forwards, while smoking an entire cigarette in one breath

>> No.19193622

>>19193460
do you think he beats her?

>> No.19193623

>>19187226
fucking white people

>> No.19193661

>>19190018
Your mum loves you, don't be an asshole, you should laugh and thank her.

>> No.19193991

>>19187251
Oh, Chef Tony broke out of prison.

>> No.19194223

>>19190273
Not even a Tiktok recipe you fucking zoomer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNto-3DvDpw

>> No.19194267

>>19189090
Fried food is always greasy, no matter how perfect the temperature

>> No.19194268

>>19187226
Why do you give these whores attention you dumb queer?

>> No.19194274

Posting obvious ragebait tiktok webms should be a bannable offense

>> No.19194306

>>19190344
>you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.19194325

>>19187492
You're telling me an ass fried this avocado?

>> No.19194351

>>19187330
At this point, why not simply slapping some mascarpone on a biscuit and calling it a day?
Wa-lah.

>> No.19194362

>>19187227
Oh christ those are polystyrene bowls

>> No.19194399

>>19190018
Your mom's an avid shitposter. Send her some Ja/ck/ in response.

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>>19187226
>100+ posts in
>no one posted the king yet
You should feel ashamed

>> No.19194411

>>19187352
I used to love watching this when I was a teen. I used to fantasize about the skinny lasses getting irreversibly addicted to the super sized diet and bloating up.

>> No.19194416

>>19189002
>Ever seen a "reaction video" of someone just staring at the screen, expressionless?
Actually, yes.

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>>19194407
??????

>> No.19194446

>>19189021
Was thinking the same. I know all 90s informercials, or so I thought. Just recently started playing wartales and my cook is called chef tony.

>> No.19194538

>>19187876
That hat tells me he does.

>> No.19194561

>>19189065
Pack your go bag for the hospital in the 30 mins you have after you finish this "food." They're going to have to operate to fix your flaming hot prolapse.

>> No.19194643

Requesting the "totally sustainable bug burgers" video. I need pain

>> No.19194671

>>19194407
That's awesome! I've never seen this before! How does he get out?

>> No.19194684

>>19189065
When you combine this many strong flavors, you get a mess.

>> No.19194698

>>19189658
Basado

>> No.19194709

>>19189090
you are a retarded 3rd worlder. that is not how frying works....

>> No.19195684

>>19193991
based jermite

>> No.19195836

>>19190344
What do they do with the left over eggshells? I doubt they just toss that into the bin

>>19190350
Poor nips didn't deserve the nukes, gooks did

>> No.19195855

>>19194407
I am convinced his omelette tastes good even though they look very bland

>> No.19195885

>>19190344
>you will never get to ride the yolk-chutes

>> No.19196370

>>19194671
He doesn't. See how dirty the wife beater is? This is like the Knight in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

>> No.19196376

>>19190344
Phew - thought that was a different chick related webm

>> No.19196378

>>19189068
I love how this actual recipe webm gets ignored lol

>> No.19196614

>>19196378
because it's fucking trash

>> No.19196669

>>19194407
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
STOP. I BEG OF YOU.

>> No.19196699

>>19195855
He threw salt and pepper no there which is enough.

>> No.19196715

>>19187243
Looks tasty to me

>> No.19196735

>>19195836
wouldnt be surprised if they sold the shells to be processed into calcium supplements

>> No.19196779

>>19189452
There’s no way live spiders are enjoyable to eat. Could this even remotely concievably taste good? It’s like they eat disgusting shit just to freak out westerners and its working

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>>19196669
Egg fort posting is the last vestige of old /ck/.

For you to demand its cessation is to demand no less than the end of the final holdouts of goodposting.

How dare you my good sir

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>>19194407
REMINDER, though nu-/ck/ hate it, these sandwiches are served with Ketchup.

>> No.19197175

>>19187227
Ahhh no you dimb bitch, that's now how you make sproke pie, you have to mix them together first, i fucking hate women so much it's unreal

>> No.19197177

>>19196820
egg fort isn't that old

>> No.19197181

>>19189452
do you retards really think they just eat spiders? it's a tiktok, this is for attention and e-clout

>> No.19197188

>>19197007
I suggest we replace all food aid to Africa with insect based meat alternatives
As a reparations for slavery, they deserve to have access to it first

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>>19188982

>> No.19197576

>>19187226
Why did she use chopsticks to cook then use a fork to eat?

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>>19187256

>> No.19197757

>>19187245
Might have to try this. My great grandmother always used to give me a few jars every time i saw her. Before her unfortunate passing at the ripe old age of 98 back in 2011

>> No.19197762

>>19187227
What the fuck did I watch

>> No.19197769
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>>19189452

>> No.19197771
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>>19197576
those are tongs

>> No.19197987

>>19190350
what is a craft single? I live in Korea, the only person I've heard of adding milk to ramyeon was literally a 70yr old man. Buldak sauce is just strong gochujang. What webm are you talking about?

>> No.19198167

>>19189002
>>19194416
based forsenbaj

>> No.19198490

>>19190344
Imagine the smell.

>> No.19198523
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>webm thread
>no ja/ck/
i am disappoint

>> No.19198529

>>19198523
that chicken looks so damn JUICY

>> No.19198543
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19198543

>> No.19198548

>>19192974
I would gladly die in WW3 with think chunk as my officer

>> No.19198615

>>19198523
yeah because everyone wants to see the same ja/ck/ webm for the millionth time

>> No.19198632

>>19197762
intentionally retarded content made in order to get reactions

>> No.19198643
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>>19198615
glad you understand

>> No.19198645

>>19187326
at least they took the skin off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TEb2xsiuiA

>> No.19198655

>>19187227
I usually don't get upset by these because I know these channels' business model is clicks by outrage, but WHAT THE FUCK
This has now taken the place of a childhood memory

>> No.19198664

>>19187230
Too much cheese and wine, too little water and either fry the veggies separately or make this weird pasta+minced meat constellation smaller so you can stir the pan while it cooks, but I legitimately don't think it's a bad concept for a onepot meal

>> No.19198668

>>19192953
>>19192974
what is this genre of video called
always some fat chinese dude eating obscure shit

>> No.19198681

>>19189658
>>19194698
dilate/kill yourselves

>> No.19198717

>>19189068
Recipe is solid but I have to laugh at the fat fingers

>> No.19198744

>>19198681
>cucks bends over backwords for a quirky white bitch
It is you who is the troon here

>> No.19198774

>>19198744
>telling trannies to dilate is "bending over"
you'd like that huh

>> No.19198782

>>19189583
>mustard gas recipes
It's a thing, cooking recipes that creates mustard gas?

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>> No.19198816

>>19198789
This is not even that funny, but it being included without any context like that makes me laugh.

>> No.19198826

>>19198789
it's not nearly as funny now that i see it coming. wish i could forget it so it was fresh every time

>> No.19198828

>>19198782
You'll never know until it hits you.

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>>19190330
heh

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>>19187226

>> No.19198900
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>> No.19198902
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>>19196779
It's not about good cuisine, it's about dabbing on animals

>> No.19199006

>>19198902
I can undserstand eating moist sand, but what the fuck is that «spoon»?

>> No.19199022

>>19199006
probably made from salvaged plastic waste

>> No.19199043

>>19190330
>Cthulhu burger

>> No.19199133

>>19187243 What's wrong with this one?

>> No.19199137

>>19198982
Damn i feel bad for the poor mouse, it looked so scared
Should've given the poor soul a quick painless death at least (or not indulged in the cruel act in the first place)

>> No.19199145

>>19198982
mental illness

>> No.19199152

>>19187284 Ngmi

>> No.19199158

>>19198643
Why is the grill cold
I know Jack's dumb ass is too impatient to wait for oil to hear but how the fuck do you cold start food on a grill

>> No.19199161

>>19199137
if its any consultation that dying mouse shat down her throat

>>19198982
This is not the kind of catgirl gf i wanted

>> No.19199162
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>>19198982

>> No.19199163

>>19187326 No way this is real. Is this real?

>> No.19199172

>>19193098 You're playing right?
>Verification not required

>> No.19199183

>>19197181
Well, we all eat spiders, right? She just did when she was awake.

>> No.19199203

>>19198789
Every fucking time

>> No.19199300

>>19191075 Ok...

>> No.19199500
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>>19194407
I have some more webms of the order of the egg, I don't know if that's all of them though.

>> No.19199503
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>>19199500

>> No.19199508
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19199508

>>19199503

>> No.19199512
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19199512

>>19199508

>> No.19199514
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19199514

>>19199512
These are all I have.

>> No.19199527

>>19197181
It being on tik tok doesn't uneat the spider moron

>> No.19199539

>>19194671
Probably some kind of door mechanism

>> No.19199548

>>19199527
who gives a fuck anyway, it's a spider. it doesn't have a soul or emotions, all it is is a biological urge to survive. i don't give a single fuck

>> No.19199599

>>19189452
Poor spiders.

>> No.19199620

>>19189068
wow an actual recipe that also use real cheese, wouldn't use mayo for crumbs to stick since it not only stick worse than using egg but also is more callory dense and does not add any flavor

>> No.19199815

>>19187243
damn, that's prolly bussin

>> No.19199832

>>19198892
holy fuck what cooking show is this, who is sheeee

>> No.19199844

>>19187251
I love infomercials they're great. Jerma said it best, just imagine the people acting retarded are drunk or high.

>> No.19199862

>>19189090
no. What happened here is that tofu is EXTREMELY wet (88-90% water), so you have a crispy cooked outside and a very wet inside.
these balls will also turn into sludge about 10 minutes after you cook them as the massive amount of water in the tofu migrates out.

In order to make something like this, you need to press the tofu to drain it and bring it down to like 75-80% moisture, then cook the shit out of it it in lower temp oil, like 300F for like 3-4 minutes, then remove and drain them and re-fry them at 375F for 1-2 minutes to crisp them.

>> No.19199864

>>19199514
looks good

>> No.19199868

>>19193578
I've been saying this for years but no-one believes me

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>> No.19199888

>>19198643
never saw that one before thanks

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>> No.19199896

>>19199881
would try

>> No.19199904 [DELETED] 

>>19189759
When he puts his fingers through the folds of the chicken and throws it down and slaps it looks like it's reminiscent of a dude treating a chicks pussy when he's eating a girl out, it's kind of how some guys act when fucking, like claiming the pussy, am I inn the right ballpark?

>> No.19199946

>>19198664
the noodles inside the meat wont cook

>> No.19199967

>>19190330
bunger

>> No.19199968

>>19199548
>it doesn't have a soul or emotions, all it is is a biological urge to survive
wait are you talking about her or the spider

>> No.19200016

>>19198523
That chicken looks very moist and gud.

>> No.19200287

>>19187330
that is disgusting

>> No.19200305

>>19199832
Anon shes a retard using a fort instead of a spatula

>> No.19200372

>>19199832
Mellanie Monroe.

>> No.19200379

>>19199503
NO RESPEGG FOR THE EGG

>> No.19200386

>>19199508
The heat of the eggs cooks the rice.

>> No.19200521

>>19197007
Not the one I was looking for, but equally painful, thanks

>> No.19200542

>>19197188
seriously though why were they giving bug ice cream to black people only

>> No.19200652

>>19198523
This retard has no business using Shun knives.

>> No.19200655

>>19198892
>>19198900
m-mommy…

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>>19192968

>> No.19200722

>>19187360
>OH GOD, YOURE GONNA MAKE ME RANCH!

>> No.19200750

>>19199500
>>19199503
>>19199508
>>19199512
>>19199514
i was amused by your filenames :)

>> No.19200776

>>19199158
he HAS TO BE a troll, it's just too much to see such extreme mistakes constantly and come to any other conclusion

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>>19187226
>that burnt up whiteoid at the end

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>>19200662
salve frater

>> No.19200836

>>19199881
Lmao

>> No.19200921

>>19200372
erm, that's Ryan Keely ackshully

>> No.19200948

>>19187251
Seems like a legit product to me...

>> No.19200952

>>19199881
This is the kind of shit you serve a 1600s royal

>> No.19200957
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>>19199881
>"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
>For anything tougher than suet;
>Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak—
>Pray, how did you manage to do it?"

>> No.19201389

>>19200921
another BASED BLACKED MILF

>> No.19201397

>>19190330

literally grown from tumor cells

>> No.19201400

>>19187227
>takes it out of fhe oven
>its not even interesting looking or anything its just the exact same things that went in but hotter
Based

>> No.19201411

>>19197757
Ive done it, not with dates or nothing though. Its just denser applesauce and if you add the dates it would be denser sweeter applesauce.

>> No.19201437

>>19198892
Looks like Tom Holland in 15 years

>> No.19201450

>>19187322
Hey, have a little cheese with your salsa!

>> No.19201455

>>19199946
The heat of the meat cooks the noodle.

>> No.19201458

>>19189061
This is one of the most satisfying cooking scenes in animation. Along with Spike eating the grass.

>> No.19201461

>>19189452
And yet when I posted the webm of a woman eating a live mouse, I got an auto 30 day ban. This was years ago. Why mods soft banned and put autobans on loads of webms but not this I do not know.

>> No.19201804

>>19198892
It's porn, right?
Because I doubt that even Americans are this retarded to use a fork on batter.

>> No.19201843

>>19198816
Thanks for explaining how surprise can be funny. Never post again.

>> No.19201864

>>19200776
Tell that to his 3 strokes

>> No.19201869

>>19194407
does anyone know what city the surly king is based in? i would unironically go there just to try and locate him and have one of his omelettes

>> No.19201883

>>19199512
Eggman origins

>> No.19201951

>>19200921
Oh lol. I didn't full screen it and assumed with that hair cut it was Mellanie Monroe.

>> No.19202007

>>19189658
This goes hard from Kazakhstan.

>> No.19202022

>>19198905
I am convinced they only made this video because they wanted to suck dick on camera. It was several years before I realised they were imitating the simpsons.

>> No.19202164

>>19187226
Scandinavian women should thank the gods for making them attractive else if they were ugly nobody would tolerate their shenanigans

>> No.19202221

>>19201389
its understandable shes grown her hair out after having like a shaved pixie cut for 5 years

>> No.19202257

>>19199503
NO RESPECT FOR THE EGGS. LOOK AT HIS SATIN SHIRT. HIS DEMEANOR. HE CARES FOR PROFIT NOT FOR EGG OR LOVE OF THE COOKING
LAALACHEE MAAN KAMEENE

>> No.19202264

>>19188982
UOOOOH DELICIOUS PANCUNAKE

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>> No.19202334

>>19187519
but she's orange

>> No.19202350

>>19187249
mmm yeah, microplastics from cutting along the board

>> No.19202366

>>19198864
Pepik leaked his geolocation kek

>> No.19202382

>>19198789
sifting the flour is useless, why do people still do it

>> No.19202395

>>19187328
What do you think enchilada sauce is?

>> No.19202396

>>19202366
> he doesn't use Czech VPN and locale to throw off internet retards
ngmi

>> No.19202487

>>19187244
Why does this webm make anons so mad, I don't get it

>> No.19203028

>>19199890
I hate fat people so much it's unreal

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>> No.19203238

>>19187384
C O C K INJURED

>> No.19203245

>>19203161
Shinobi of the Egg Sanctuary

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>>19199967
Bunger Bunger Bunger

>> No.19203265

>>19198902
There's no way she isn't a paid model

>> No.19203724

>>19202315
I hope he gets a stroke

>> No.19203754

>>19202487
I think it's the attention seeking behavior that it displays or maybe the cringe? You got me.