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19181056 No.19181056 [Reply] [Original]

the ice cream van is in town, fatty, what you getting?

>> No.19181073

Nothing. I want nothing from an ice cream van so reviled that it has to leave town and come back.

>> No.19181075

The spike strips.

>> No.19181084

I have this irrational desire to slap the shit out of that adult female who is dressed like a child. I’d knock her ice cream out of her hand, too.

>> No.19181088

>>19181075
I'll get the funnel, Mr. Brosnan

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>>19181056

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>>19181056

>> No.19181124

>>19181093
Oh man. I miss these. It’s been YEARS since I’ve seen any. I guess they were discontinued.

>> No.19181259

Bbc ice cream!

>> No.19181264

>>19181056
1 zzapp please

>> No.19181265

>>19181075
does that come with sprinkles?

>> No.19181266

>>19181056
Mr whippy with a flake please

>> No.19181270
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>>19181056
itzakadoozie

>> No.19181272

>>19181265
do giblets count?

>> No.19181277
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>> No.19181295

>>19181272
i'm not very proficient in icecream speak, would giblets happen to refer to candy or chocolate pieces in ice cream?
oh wait i get it now. i'll just have the itzakadoozie instead.

>> No.19181303

how do anglos call that green nut shit? That.

>> No.19181308

>>19181056
Marijuana or meth, depends on the race of the driver.

>> No.19181319

>>19181277
RIP
I seldom got them but now it’s too late

>> No.19181335
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>>19181056
Stop eating ice cream fatties

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>>19181259
gotchu senpai

>> No.19181352

>>19181056
Orange push pop

>> No.19181356

>>19181056
Two ball screw

>> No.19181426

>>19181347
Those are unironically good.

>> No.19181457

>>19181303
Pistachio

>> No.19181470

>>19181277
depending on how large that is, it looks like a nice snack or a diabetes highway

>> No.19181473
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>>19181056
You got any ice cream sandwiches?

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>>19181056

>> No.19181503

>>19181494
The whole idea is to buy something you can’t get at the grocery store.

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Oh man the future is beautiful, these comes with TWO gumballs now!

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Do you just go around making stupid dik comments?
and not post?

>> No.19181526

>>19181277
Exquisite taste anon. I always got them. Can't find them anymore.

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>>19181277
when i finally craved one they announced its discontinuation that month. it was fucked up, i couldn't find one at any ice cream truck. never got to satisfy myself with one more stale chocotaco...

>> No.19181532

>>19181518
>2 screwballs!
oh wow, intense flavour for 8 seconds instead of 4

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Is it weird that when I was a kid, I really wished one of these ice cream truck vendors would lure me into the back of their trucks with ice cream, then process to touch me inappropriately and rape me? I’d get so hot and horny imagining them trying to force their huge cocks into my tiny mouth

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>>19181056

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>> No.19181558

>>19181526
They're discontinued, sorry you had to find out this way.

>> No.19181575

>>19181056

>be 8 years old and playing with friend in my front yard
>ice cream truck starts coming down the street and parks a couple houses down
>yell at my friend we should race to the truck
>we take off sprinting, he's faster so he gets a few paces ahead of me
>runs in between 2 cars that are parallel parked at curb
>doesnt look for traffic and gets hit by speeding mercedes right in front of me
>he gets launched a good 25 feet and lands crumpled up in the grass
>i start screaming and run home and dial 911
>i cant even talk to the lady, im so shaken up
>mom has to take the phone from me and try and decipher what happened
>friend is actually not in terrible shape, few broken ribs and a bruised kidneys but is fine after a few weeks
>still scared of ice cream trucks 30 years later

I think the thing that stuck with me the most was when I was talking to the cop on scene afterwards, and he asked me to show him where he was hit and where he landed, and he responded with "jesus, yeah, those little mexicans sure do bounce far, dont they?"

>> No.19181577

>>19181530
I liked the Toasted Almond bars too, but they're also gone. Sucks.

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>> No.19181585

Drumstick

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>>19181056
>that poor kid with no money who only wanted to be included and asked for a glass of water.
it made me feel bad but making fun of him made feel good again.

>> No.19181638

>>19181277
clicked on the thread to post this
you cannot imagine how good these fuckers were
that chocolate taco shell
the shell fudge with nuts
one of the greatest creations of the 20th century
on god, I haven't even had ice cream for at least the last 5 years and I would absolutely houzze one of these MFrs

>> No.19181654

>>19181638
they still make them

>> No.19181663

>>19181583
These things had such a wierd taste

>> No.19181664

>>19181654
>Klondike discontinued the Choco Taco in 2022.[4]
nvm the west has fallen

>> No.19181666

>>19181664
yeah dumb bitch I was just on the Klonidke official website because of you

>> No.19181678

>>19181595
My ole man was cool ,everyone was fukin poor if he was home and that truck rolled up bell's ringing he'd go out with us and buy everyone on the block an ice cream
My mom would give him shit but he didn't care

>> No.19181708

>>19181678
Not that anon but what a King

>> No.19181813

For me, it was Mr. Ding-a-ling.

>> No.19182045
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>>19181056
hey assplugger do you have buried treasure?

>> No.19182059

>>19181056
Frozen chocolate flavored synthetic fat on a stick, please

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>>19181056

>> No.19182153

>>19182059
No one get's out of here alive think about that no one does that scare you?
could get in a car accident. get hit jogging, riding your bike
all that food denial and you still die anyway

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>>19181056
The only icecream daddy allows me to get

>> No.19183026

>>19181056
My first taste of a 99 Flake.

>> No.19183138

Fab or a feast

>> No.19183142

>>19183138
Based choices. Did they ever do a Mint Feast? I have a feeling they did.

>> No.19183152

>>19181056
those don't exist in the suburbs here and there's proper shops in the cities, with some vegan flavors. i occasionally get a scoop when i want some cocoa in me for uptown shenanigans without the bulk of homemade fruit and cocoa slurry, or if there's an exceptionally novel flavor.

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>>19181557
>90s
>out with dad, second wife, and her kids
>ask if we want ice cream or "bomb pops"
>i'm imaging some kind of float, like it's soda being "bombed" by scoops of ice cream, because soda was being called "pop" here
>turns out it's just a shitty popsicle

>> No.19183160

>>19181056
vanilla soft serve dipped in sherbet with a chocolate flake in it

>> No.19183553

>>19181557
So soulless

>> No.19183563

>what am I getting
down to business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vTNAPAosJk

>> No.19183573

>>19181101
A surprise? for me?

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>>19181056
Gimme dat grape cream

>> No.19183577

>>19181056
Ice cream trucks are so comfy

>> No.19183615

>>19181056
As a kid back in the early 1970's we used to race to the van to ask for broken cornets.

Years later - Mr Whippy sounds a little sinister.

>> No.19183714

Double nougat wafer.

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It's all about the popeye.

>managed to find somewhere selling the syrups like they use in ice cream vans that you can't get in normal shops
>bought 1ltr bottles of raspberry and bubblegum flavours
>had them more than 2 years, still haven't finished them off, still just as edible as when they were opened.

>> No.19183784

>>19182139
weird it took this long in the thread for someone to post my fav
you are a man or woman of my taste

>> No.19183786

>>19183784
That’s my moms favorite.

>> No.19183789

>>19181056
I haven't had a packaged ice cream like that in probably like 5 years, and I haven't seen an ice cream truck in 10.

>> No.19183839

>>19183789
>I haven't seen an ice cream truck in 10.
i swear theyre not real because i always hear them but never fucking see them

>> No.19184021

>>19181270
Still The Best
>>19181277
These are always soggy and bland, don't understand the hype.
>>19182139
While not for me, I have to admit these are top tier.

>> No.19184340

>>19183839
We had one that would come around our apartment block once in a while when I was a kid and I'd see them semi frequently when vacationing by the sea.

>> No.19184389

JUICE AND BITS

>> No.19184471

>>19181638
holy shit, a whole choco taco? all by yourself? you're out of control

>> No.19184474

>tfw no candy cigarettes v-v

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Just a fab for me

>> No.19184649

>>19181277
these are fucking shit because the waffle shell was always soggy

>> No.19184652

>>19181539
>iphone filename
>extremely faggy post
checks out

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>>19181056
Molested ;)

>> No.19184712

>>19181056
I was poor so my parents bought me icecream maybe 1 time a month

>> No.19184728

>>19184649
that was half the point and the reason i liked it so much

>> No.19184785

>>19181056
a cold water

>> No.19184861

>>19181347
Das rite!

>> No.19184869

>>19181056
Do they have water?

>> No.19184871

>>19184869
No

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>>19184871

>> No.19184885

>>19181056
Just 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream please in a bowl.

>> No.19185418
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>>19181473
>icecream truck with CCTV
and i tought my cooments about how the US turned into Far Cry 2 were hyperbolic

>> No.19185439

>>19184877
If you're thirsty, get a popsicle and wait

>> No.19185451

>>19185418
That’s in Britain. They’ve had cameras everywhere since way before your video game.

>> No.19185462

>>19181575
This isn’t your blog, Paco.

>> No.19185496

>>19185462
Yes it is, Trent

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>>19181056

>> No.19185657

>>19181494
I imagine this is what napalm tastes like

>> No.19185661

>>19181056
I havent seen an ice cream truck in over q decade, guess the area I live in is shit for business now cause zoomers arent really going to playgrounds or enjoying sports here

>> No.19185682

>>19182139
These are unbeatable when the outside is crispy, but rarely will you find stock where its still crispy.

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>>19181056
Bozo cup please!! They eventually switched the name to looney tunes cup but its the same icecream. Its so Good!

>> No.19186783

>>19181583
These were pretty good

>> No.19186785

>>19185828
My local Meijer sold these for like 3 glorious weeks last summer, but because it's a 90+% white demographic around here no one else bought them and now they're boring ass strawberry again.

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>>19185635

>> No.19187755

>>19181056
The fuck is she wearing?

>> No.19187790
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>102 replies
where are the fucking horse jokes?!

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The only correct answer

>> No.19188003
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Nothing. Because im not a pleb that has to shop at a truck for my ice cream. Ill go to a shop and get a cone of rocky road like a normal person.

>> No.19188015 [DELETED] 

>>19187755
>zoomer doesn't know what overalls are
No surprise you don't know know anything outside the last few years, your local area, or about labor class.

>> No.19188018

>>19181056
uhhhhhh -that one *points to it*

>> No.19188023
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>>19181056
I miss these niggas like you wouldn't believe but I'm too ashamed to go to an ice cream truck as a grown ass man

>> No.19188115

Are ice cream trucks even a thing anymore?

>> No.19188692

>>19181056
Double flake with blue sauce thanks.

>> No.19188695

>>19181056
Soft serve isn't ice cream. Also, it's foul.

>> No.19188715

>>19188023
Fuck the haters, don't let them long distance peer pressure you out of enjoying what you like.

>> No.19188748

>>19188023
What's the bottom left one? Hamtaro?

>> No.19188789

>>19185418
The British got confused and mistook 1984 for a manual instead of a warning.

>> No.19188846

I live in white bread leave it to beaver town, ice cream truck comes by everyday at least once a day sometimes I stroll out with a $20 and buy a Klondike and tell the guy to pay for as many ice creams as the change will buy for the rest of the kids

>> No.19188857

I’m sad because I was invited to get ice cream tonight and I accepted even though I’m trying to avoid sugar. I don’t even like ice cream that much either.

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>>19181347
ay yo hol up

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>>19181277

>> No.19189435

>>19181056
An ice cream truck shows up in front of my house almost every weekday around the time I come back from work. I still haven't brought myself to approach it and check for prices and possibly buy a Magnum cone. Can't be bothered.

>> No.19189488

>>19181583
I love getting these things.

>> No.19190487

>>19181277
BASADO

>> No.19190503

>>19181539
No, that's pretty common I think

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>>19181575
>"those little mexicans sure do bounce far, dont they"
>meaning that he's seen them bounce many times

>> No.19192007

>>19186785
Same, they popped up for a bit in my area, of course they didn't stick around. Same with the yogurt/cream bars, too good to last.

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B I G
S T I C K
or >>19182139

>> No.19193595

>>19181056
ice cream truck drives by so fast now. I assume its because of all the Nigerian families moving in. I remember when I was a kid they would drive so damn slow it took forever to get to us and now they drive at like 60 mph down the street.

>> No.19193675

>>19181056
Its the kinder beuno sundae for me

>> No.19193802
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*blocks your path*

>> No.19193980

>>19188748
scooby doo

>> No.19194619

no thanks, sugar is bad for you
do you have cheeseburgers?

>> No.19195381

>>19194619
>Ice cream truck
>Cheeseburger
>Implying that sugar is worse than fat

>> No.19195535

>>19181056
the ninja turtle pop, if they dont have it grab the mario or sonic one.