/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19177803]

ITT strange food habits that no one else does.

I put powdered milk in my milk so I can drink more milk per milk

[Anonymous No.19177819]

>>19177803

[Anonymous No.19177821]

Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.19177875]

>>19177803
>I put powdered milk in my milk
that's called a maltless malt.

[Anonymous No.19177884]

>>19177803
>>19177819
I coat steaks with powdered milk before grilling. Gives it a nice crust.

[Anonymous No.19177912]

I always ate each food item on my plate separately, like finish the meat, then eat all the potatoes, then eat all of the peas. But then I found out on the Internet that is a strong tell for autism. Now I intentionally sample from each little pile of different food, and even mix it sometimes, to hide my autism just in case anybody is watching me eat. I eat one food item at a time when I am alone.

[Anonymous No.19177926]

>>19177803
I put raw milk in my glass so I can drink a healthy whole food that hasn't been ruined with processing.

[Anonymous No.19177947]

>>19177912
Is this for real? Because that’s what I do, except in reverse order. I eat each side item individually first then the main meal last. I don’t like mixing the flavors it makes me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.19177971]

>>19177947
You’ve got the ‘tism, bro. Welcome to the family.

[Anonymous No.19178057]

>>19177912
>>19177971
You joke, but it made me think I should take a test to see if it’s real. Sure enough …

[Anonymous No.19178066]

>>19177803

I mean I'm OCD about a lot of shit but I reckon a lot of OCD revolves around food because it's something you're putting in your body.

[Anonymous No.19178156]

>>19177912
>I always ate each food item on my plate separately, like finish the meat, then eat all the potatoes, then eat all of the peas
that's what sane people do.
eating everything together is what hogs do.
eating a little bit of everything is what women do because they lack decision making skills.

[Anonymous No.19178240]

>>19178066

[Anonymous No.19178261]

I put some soy sauce in my lactose free milk to make it taste more decadent.

[Anonymous No.19178350]

>>19177803
>> the usda has deposited $0.05 into your account

[Anonymous No.19178649]

>>19178240
???

[Anonymous No.19178651]

>>19177803
I fucking love cottage cheese mixed with salsa. And you should, too.

[Anonymous No.19178652]

peanut butter on pancakes (with maple syrup) always gets me weird looks for some reason

[Anonymous No.19178667]

>>19178652
That actually sounds briddy gud

[Anonymous No.19178670]

>>19178651
Ain't that like the classic Harry & David cream cheese mixed with pepper relish thing?

That stuff is really good and I thought about it the other day Lol

[Anonymous No.19178671]

>>19177819
Hilarious when OP forgets that half of us have spent most of our lives on the internet and we've seen everything

[Anonymous No.19178674]

>>19178667

>Carbs, sugar and fat sounds good

No really?

I mean it sounds good to me too, I'm just saying ahaha

[Anonymous No.19178678]

>>19178670
Similar, but not nearly as fancy. Roughly two parts cottage cheese to one part Pace hot salsa. Stir well. Enjoy lunch.

[Anonymous No.19178691]

>>19178674
over simplification. potatoes with corn syrup and lard wouldn't be good

[Anonymous No.19178692]

>>19177819
I never drink milk

I'm kind of doubtful of it's nutritional value really. Feel like better protein can be gotten elsewhere.

And also believe in that train of thought somewhat that milk is for the young of a species and adults don't really require it.

Feel like some people see it as a "superfood" but idk, I'm just not sold on it.

Only eat cheese and stuff in moderation

[Anonymous No.19178699]

>>19178691
Well maple syrup is like pure sugar, pancakes are basically pure carbs and pb has a ton of fat, so I don't think the simplification is that extreme.

[Anonymous No.19178741]

>>19178057
Those online tests are bullshit. You're probably autistic though.

[Anonymous No.19178755]

>>19177803
I eat the crust of pizza first then turn it around and eat it normally.

[Anonymous No.19179302]

You can eat powdered milk like blacks starch but if you do it wrong you get a cloud of milk up your nose and it ain't fun.

[Anonymous No.19179312]

i'm extremely autistic about my hot food being completely hot and cold food being completely cold. i'll eat my hot food straight from the pan with the burner on low while burning my mouth, have always found restaurant food way too cold. also hate ice cream unless it's possible to bite into it and leave teeth marks and couldn't even look at the kids who would make "ice cream soup" by letting it melt as a kid

[Anonymous No.19179478]

>>19177803
I like eating raw bacon, still no signs of tapeworm so that's good

[Anonymous No.19179689]

>>19177803
I extend Pepsi Max with different kinds of carbonated waters. Pepsi Max is already sugar free but now I'm also getting much less of all the other possibly harmful goyslop soda chemicals that might be hidden in there.

[Anonymous No.19179711]

>>19177926
Nobody cares Gwynneth.

[Anonymous No.19179725]

>>19179312
You are the antithesis of my being and I hope you have a rotten day.

[Anonymous No.19179728]

>>19179478
But is it really raw, like chopped right from a chunk of pork belly? Here in europe most packaged bacon is pre smoked already so there is no risk. I've been eating it raw in theory too.

[Anonymous No.19179744]

>>19179478
>>19179728
The other guy is confused, he hasn't had raw pork belly, "raw bacon" is just smoke-cured bacon so you eat it, since its inherent for baked to be cured by smoking they usually put it on the packaging if it's not fully cured.

[Anonymous No.19179788]

>>19177803
Not sure how common it is but if I bite into something very cold I start blowing on it to "cool it down".

[Anonymous No.19180018]

>>19178692
>I'm kind of doubtful of it's nutritional value really. Feel like better protein can be gotten elsewhere.
If you look up "protein bioavailability" then milk and eggs regularly seem to get the highest scores.

There isn't really a single food that's required for everyone, but everyone does need fat/protein and milk is a good source of that. And lactose is actually a pretty good source of carbs, it doesn't spike your blood sugar like others.

[Anonymous No.19180573]

>>19177803
with leftover pizza, I put two similarly sized pieces face-to-face with leftover meat (usually chicken or ham) and melt some cheese in between them. Pizza grilled cheese sandwich.
When I'm alone, I'll mash donuts or cake into a glass of milk and drink super milk saturated sweet slush. Best with cake donuts or old fashioneds.
Add protein powder or peanut butter to cereal.
Add extra heavy cream to whole milk.
Drink "coffee" that's 10% coffee, 90% milk. Make very strong tea and do like 40/60.
Save all the fatty cuts from meat, render them, and use as my cooking fat. Usually some mix of lard and tallow. Too lazy to separate and wait until I have enough for a single batch of each.

[Anonymous No.19180583]

>>19180573
>When I'm alone, I'll mash donuts or cake into a glass of milk and drink super milk saturated sweet slush. Best with cake donuts or old fashioneds.
I learned this from my grandpa. It's great. I wonder if that's why I like desserts with soaked cakes so much, like tres leches or tiramisu.

[Anonymous No.19180590]

Im not really a sauce person but I really like chipotle.

[Anonymous No.19180640]

If I'm not eating with others, usually mash all my vegetables and sometimes meat together like the Dutch stamppot

[Anonymous No.19180647]

I eat peanut butter and mayonaise sandwiches

[Anonymous No.19180667]

>>19180640
I like to do this and then fry it in a pan with a little butter until it gets a crust. Then I usually put an over easy egg or two on top.

[Anonymous No.19180674]

>>19180667
nice. I've done similar putting eggs in them to make a sort of duchess potatoe thing

[Anonymous No.19180683]

>>19177803
I eat Pop-Tarts with the frosting side down, so my taste buds have direct access to the frosting.

[Anonymous No.19180684]

>>19180674
I've never tried mixing egg into it, I like the runny yolk on top too much. But maybe I'll try it with both next time.

[Anonymous No.19180693]

>>19177803
My mom and sister make fun of me that i look too closely at my food before eating it.

[Anonymous No.19180707]

>>19177803
Also, when i bite into something, i then quickly bite off the parts that stick out so that its a flat line.

When i dine in at a fast food place, my last few sips of pop has to be an eeven amount of sips, equal in duration and quality of taste. If they arent, I redo.

[Anonymous No.19180969]

>>19179302
>no nips
Chesticles.

[Anonymous No.19181158]

I hang dry my bacon. This produces a crispier and more straight slice of bacon then just throwing them in some paper towels. Also saves paper towels and you can collect the drippings to use in a other dish that would have otherwise been thrown away.

[Anonymous No.19181388]

>>19180647
Nah butter and worchestershire sauce sandwiches are the way

[Anonymous No.19181802]

>>19178699
carbs are sugar, idiot.

[Anonymous No.19181808]

>>19180018
I don't digest lactose so milk sucks.

[Anonymous No.19182389]

>>19180693
people always find it insulting when i examine and smell their food before eating it cause they say i'm treating it as if it were poisonous despite me doing it with almost everything i eat

[Anonymous No.19182735]

>>19177803

[Anonymous No.19182896]

>>19177912
This is a sign of Autism.

>t. do the same thing.

[Anonymous No.19182922]

>>19177803
i don't coat all my food in oil/butter

[Anonymous No.19182923]

>>19178691
What if you made a batter with the corn syrup, dunked the potatoes in it and then fried everything in the lard? That's peak slop, but with a bit of salt it could work. That or fry up some sweet potato pancakes.

[Anonymous No.19182929]

>>19178671
What are you talking about? Bots don't forget anything.

[Anonymous No.19183043]

I mix my salsas together. I get Mrs. Renfro's ghost pepper salsa, which is extremely spicy so I dilute it a bit with any other salsa I get.

[Anonymous No.19183077]

>>19177803
I eat once a day so that I don't have to shit every day. I hate shitting.

[Anonymous No.19183084]

>>19177803
Holy based

[Anonymous No.19183161]

>>19178692
>I'm kind of doubtful
>Feel like
>And also believe in that train of thought somewhat
>Feel like
>I'm just not sold on it.
Post tits or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.19183206]

I like to eat canned tuna with ketchup

[Anonymous No.19183224]

>>19183077
this is such a good idea