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Just got one of these bad boys. What do you guys put in them?

>> No.19177462

When I was a stupid college kid, I filled it with 190 proof Everclear and gave out swigs at parties. It was funny to watch macho idiots burn their esophageal lining.

>> No.19177465

>>19177442
holy water

so I might not be tempted by the devil's juice

>> No.19177527

>>19177442
I'm thinking lemonade

>> No.19177536

>>19177462
>macho idiots

As opposed to you, a macho genius amirite?

>> No.19177552

cum

>> No.19177559

rye, brandy or bourbon are the only kino options if that's what you're worried about. otherwise put whatever hard liquor you like sipping

>> No.19177560

>>19177536
No, I’m only a regular genius.

>> No.19177561

>>19177442
Stainless steel affects the flavor of liquor, so whatever cheap shit you want to sneak around

>> No.19177563

>>19177560
as a macho genie I can assert with due certitude that you are actually a queer. we do not make mistakes

>> No.19177565

>>19177462
reminds me of a time i was at some party and a dude was walking around with a tiki torch blowing alcohol flames
not even a minute after i said that retard it going to burn his face, next time he tried he inhaled wrong and got flames all up in his sinus and face

as for the flask, i used to fill it with coffee liquor and get the girls i knew at the smoothie shop in the mall to make me an alcoholic smoothie
fucking christ when's the last time i've been to a mall

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19177583

if you can't pull off one of these you might as well give up

>> No.19177592

>>19177583
that won't fit in my ass pocket

>> No.19177595

>>19177442
Liquor.

>> No.19177605

>>19177563
Nigga pls, you can’t even into punctuation.

>> No.19177618

>>19177605
cannot or choice not to?
checkmate, retard

>> No.19177643

>>19177618
No, I set you up with the incorrect grammar, and you took the bait. You can’t critique my sentence because it was intentionally obfuscated as a literary device. Also, you can’t retroactively apply my logic to your prior gay post, that’s against the rules.

>> No.19177658

>>19177643
I doubt even you know what you meant by that but all peripheral data point to you being a male homosexual ( a faggot)

>> No.19177667

>>19177658
Jokes on you, I got two kids and fuck my wife most mornings. I’m currently shitposting while pretending to wash dishes so I can avoid them all.

>> No.19177668

>>19177667
damn it that is not the news I wanted to here

>> No.19177701

>>19177527
Mixed with a mint julep and I still can't determine what apple it tastes like
>>19177442
You'll wanna get that thing engraved btw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0GCNAtfrK60&pp=ygUSc3dpbW1pbmcgcG9vbHMgZ3Rh

>> No.19177714

>>19177442
nothing, because i dont live in a 3rd world communist shithole where drinking in public is illegal

>> No.19177716

>>19177592
Your ass pocket is a lot bigger than you think, just needs some stretching.

>> No.19178160

>>19177442
I like rumple minze for putting in flasks. It’s 100 proof but the mintiness makes it easy to drink straight

>> No.19178228

Thick water

>> No.19178255

>>19178228
That’s illegal.

>> No.19178259
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19178259

i NEED an antique silver flask and i WILL have one

>> No.19178275

>>19178228
Fucking kek, that would be hilarious to see someone's reaction if they ask for a swig and that's what they get.

>> No.19178397

milk ^_^

>> No.19178479
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>>19177442
>>19177701
I got one as a birthday gift last year. The bottom comes off and is a cup

>> No.19178485

>>19177442
Heavy water. Tastes better than normal water.

>> No.19178494

>>19177442
breast milk. I go around saying “I’m a thirsty baby!” and I take a swig from my flask. boy are they surprised when they have a sip heh

>> No.19178624

>>19177442
Strawberry milk

>> No.19178666

>>19177565
>get the girls i knew at the smoothie shop in the mall to make me an alcoholic smoothie
Could you not just get a regular smoothie, and then add the liqueur from the flask you already had in your possession?

>> No.19178714

Penderghast

>> No.19178995

>>19177442
Whisky.
That said you'd probably be better off with a flask made of clear glass/plastic.

Stuff will go bad in there, and it'd get picked up by metal detectors at concerts / airports.

>> No.19179006

>>19178479
Looks nice, Kev.

>> No.19179330

>>19178397
>milk
0_O what kind of milky wilkies :3

>> No.19179345

>>19177442
scotch, I drink one of those in bed every night with a can of beer too.

>> No.19179347

>>19178479
someone post the hipflask that comes with the collapsible cup

>> No.19179580

>>19178666
Then he couldn't show off his heckin based alcoholism

>> No.19179598
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>>19177465
Based...it's never a horrible night to have a curse when you're prepared.

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>>19179006
Thanks, he's one of me pouring one out for the dead homie. It was st paddys and I was incredibly drunk at this point

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>>19177442
don't forget to get a pic related to go with it

>> No.19179970

>>19179598

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbhop0JOq4Q

>> No.19180043

>>19177442
>OP
cum

>> No.19180250

>>19177462
fpbp yet again

>> No.19180264

>>19179638
f

>> No.19180362

>>19177643
get a room you two

>> No.19180379

>>19177565
>when's the last time i've been to a mall
2010 for me

>> No.19180387

>>19179888
might get one of these to cover my gigantic bald spot

>> No.19180502
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>>19178228
Kys

>> No.19180531

lighter fluid

>> No.19180645

Rum or whisky. Get a cheap jacket, cut out the pocket, drop the bottle inside. Go to parties and festivals, get frisked, no problem. Order cheap cola at the bar. Party hard.

>> No.19180732

Tequila, the only liquor worth drinking.

>> No.19181348

vodka for easy drinking or high proof whiskey if you want to be a complete degenerate

i will caution against keeping these in your back pocket or exposing them to any kind of stress, as despite being made of metal cheap flasks are generally poorly quality and the seals WILL break easily, leaving you to look as if you'd pissed/shit yourself. not speaking from experience btw

>> No.19181380

>>19178666
not the same when its not blended in when they're making it
>>19179580
>Then he couldn't show off his heckin based alcoholism
not like they fucking cared
you wouldn't understand this was 20+ years ago, people were different back then

>> No.19182682

>>19181348
>not speaking from experience btw

>> No.19182699

>>19177527
this or apple juice, now we balling.

>> No.19182729

i carry cordial in mine while i also carry a water bottle.

>> No.19183994

>>19178479
Thanks Kev

>> No.19184029

Milk

>> No.19184037

>>19177442
jenever, what else

>> No.19184087

>>19177442
tictacs

>> No.19184102

seed oil

>> No.19184129

>>19177442
hwiskey, me lad

>> No.19185573

>>19177442
lots of heavy cream and as much sweet n low as can dissolve :3

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>>19177462
>190 proof
fuck, i bought a 750ml bottle of that stuff in Delaware for $14 and brought it to my barracks in PA, which mind you is a state where besides wild turkey 101, the hardest shit you can buy is 40% because of their weird liquor laws. That cheap bottle got at least 12 grown men absolutely hammered and i got in trouble for it, but not so much because the admins were more focused on a sexual assault that occured unrelated to the drunken stupor i subjected soldiers to

>> No.19186423

>>19177583
I'd love to have one, but in all metal.

>> No.19186428

As a MAP something sweet and strong.

>> No.19187913

>>19185573
Femboys be like

>> No.19188242

Ardbeg, talisker or laphroaig

>> No.19188254

>>19177442
nothing satisfies me more than the /alc/ threads disguised as anything but

love you fags

>> No.19188348

>>19178479
nice finger prints you got there, friendo
saved

>> No.19189256

Peppermint schnapps. Girls like it. Givem the hootch and they'll let you own their cootch, no joke.

>> No.19189378

>>19188254
I concur. Only reason why I lurk /ck/, honestly.

>> No.19189863

you alcoholics are sad

>> No.19190401

>>19177442
bottom shelf white rum or vodka

>> No.19190497

>>19178479
Awesome, big Kev, very cool.

>> No.19190525

>>19188348
What are you gonna do, use them on the human hand mold so you can pretend like the latex hand is big kev cranking your microhog?

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>>19177462
I used to do that with gin. not intentionally, no one expected it. Whiskey is fitting for it.

>> No.19191404

>>19179638
That's nuts

>> No.19193318

>>19177442
Blackberry schnapps like my dear old grandma. Old woman kept it in her purse and would du.p it into every drink she was served.

>> No.19193356

>>19177442
Condensed milk

>> No.19193366

>bought flask
>was 16
>thought i could use it for soda maybe? wanted to to be cool
>literally ten friends told me i was a dumbass and it was only for alcohol OR ELSE
yeah i used it for liquor. then i got drunk and left it at a girls house who had a boyfriend.
nothing against flasks but they're antiquated. just have sex with chicks. it's not that hard.

>> No.19193465

Nothing (Maybe cheap vodka?) the steel taints the flavour of anything inside

>> No.19193477

>>19177442
Methanol. My cousin's an alkie.

>> No.19193480

>>19177442
Maple syrup

>> No.19193491

>>19177442
tiger blood RAHR!

>> No.19193758

>>19177442
Apple juice. Just on the off chance you get a chance to offer someone a swig. The look on their faces when it's apple juice is priceless.