/ck Kitchens

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/ck Kitchens Anonymous Mon Apr 17 01:27:28 2023 No.19170667 [Reply] [Original]

Post your kitchens. Normie edition

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 01:38:16 2023 No.19170704 >>19170667 I don't have a kitchen. I have a micro fridge in my living room and a grill on my porch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 01:40:42 2023 No.19170711 >>19170667 When it's clean I will

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 01:43:26 2023 No.19170720 >>19170667 >fridge covered in shit If I ever have children they'd better not expect me to crust up my nice clean fridge with 20 layers of crayon drawings and school notices

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 01:46:18 2023 No.19170730 >>19170720 OP forgot how much identifying info he has on his fridge. Did you save the date, OP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:14:55 2023 No.19171063 literally still building doors for cabinets.... might be done tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:21:13 2023 No.19171078 >>19171063 Ah, yes. Because we could have thought you might be figuratively building cabinet doors

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:24:28 2023 No.19171088 File: 2.65 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20230416_232312240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:25:33 2023 No.19171092 File: 30 KB, 350x263, IMG_20230416_232312255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19171088 Sorry finger was over the lense

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:25:52 2023 No.19171094 >>19171088 Saved

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:32:09 2023 No.19171110 >>19171092 what is in that glass bowl with the plastic bag on top?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:43:04 2023 No.19171133 File: 135 KB, 1024x680, 4281779529_82a1908062_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19171088 >>19171092 what is this, a 110 camera?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:50:19 2023 No.19171159 >>19171078 doors for cabinets cabinet doors maybe me engrish no proper thing to me same

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:52:42 2023 No.19171166 >>19171133 I had a 110 camera. Old guy moment coming... You kids don't know how fucking good you have it. Those were shit. Processing was slooooow and expensive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 03:53:53 2023 No.19171172 >>19171159 It was your unnecessary use of the word "literally". Unless it's something that could be mistaken for exaggeration or approximation, you'll never need to use that word. Also, fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:04:53 2023 No.19171208 >>19171166 lmao boomer. did you go to fotomat too?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:05:01 2023 No.19171209

>>19171172
>unnecessary
unnecessary to you. Most people on /ck/ don't even cook. The idea of someone not only cooking, but building a kitchen by themselves is an almost unfathomable thing to most. (Though I know there are a few amazing individuals who frequent this board.) The use of "literally" is quite appropriate in this context. I don't need to use the word "literally" when I point out that you are a faggot. Because everyone already knows. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:06:20 2023 No.19171218 >>19171208 not a boomer. GenX. I don't remember fotomat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:07:50 2023 No.19171223 >>19171209 Imagine getting this assblasted on this board God damn

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:21:18 2023 No.19171266 >>19171223 imagine continuing to not call out the trolls and garbage that bring down the quality of the board. Go to lit if you want to argue sentence structure, word choice, etc. But he doesn't. he's a troll

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:22:49 2023 No.19171271 >>19171266 Jesus christ, go back, man

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:24:16 2023 No.19171276 File: 127 KB, 663x800, 1654123708166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19170730 >yfw OP unintentionally doxxes himself

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:29:24 2023 No.19171299 File: 3.71 MB, 4032x3024, 20230416_232509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19170667

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:30:29 2023 No.19171301 >>19171299 Get those bananas away from the fucking bread and take your meds

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:31:49 2023 No.19171305 >>19171299 >leaving identifying info in the pic thanks Ill be around for dinner

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:31:52 2023 No.19171306 >>19171301 >meds Getting old's a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:32:40 2023 No.19171309 File: 3.18 MB, 2266x1008, kitchen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Same old appartment kitchen

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:37:36 2023 No.19171323 >>19171299 bruh you don't need that many spatullas, put some away

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:40:55 2023 No.19171332 >>19171323 There are two spatulas at most

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:44:51 2023 No.19171343 >>19171332 I count 7 "flat cooking apparatus" and 5 "spoons". I'm probably off but even in sheer amount that's too much. also >paper towels on the wrong side >2 breads

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:44:51 2023 No.19171342 >>19171323 Don't tell me what I need, pally. I'm an old man (see meds on the right) and each tool has a purpose. Wide orange is for stews. Narrow-er orange is for stir frying. >too many tongs I don't run the dishwasher every day

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:48:01 2023 No.19171352 >>19171343 Utensilets are the worst. Get lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:52:15 2023 No.19171364 File: 3.46 MB, 4032x3024, 20230416_234745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19171343 Count again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:52:22 2023 No.19171365 >>19171352 >19171352 t. lacks any kind of planning for handling raw meat and avoiding cross contamination I bet your dirty 3 times more plates and cutlery than needed and end up with a sink full of dirty dishes when making a basic meal

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:53:41 2023 No.19171369 >>19171365 I don't have a sink or dishwasher.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:54:20 2023 No.19171373 >>19171364 Ok I'll be honest anon I did not expext you to reply seriously. That said, 21 utensils is still way too much to have out. Also wtf is this "Le creuset" pot you use to hold them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:54:50 2023 No.19171374 >>19171369 Are you in prison?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:55:29 2023 No.19171376 >>19171369 >I don't habe a sink wat A dishwasher I understand but how can you not have a sink?? This has to be a shitpost and not the same anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:57:45 2023 No.19171382 >>19171373 >Le Crueset utensil pot I have a lot of disposable income. >That said, 21 utensils is still way too much to have out. I'm mostly retired. I cook a lot. At least two meals a day. I don't run the dishwasher until it's full.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:58:22 2023 No.19171383 >>19171376 I don't have a kitchen. I posted first in this thread and said as much. No larp. There just isn't a kitchen in this house. I pulled it out and didn't put it back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:58:27 2023 No.19171384 >>19171382 >>Le Crueset utensil pot >I have a lot of disposable income. Sorry I meant that honestly. What is it truly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:59:28 2023 No.19171389 >>19171383 Still what. That seems like purposefully making your life harder for now reason. Unless you mean it's "there" just not built yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:59:56 2023 No.19171390 >>19171384 It's just a utensil holder that I spent a lot of money on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 05:00:28 2023 No.19171393 >>19171390 huh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 05:03:40 2023 No.19171404 >>19171389 The kitchen was rotted out. I pulled it. Now it's just down to the studs etc. You wouldn't know it was a kitchen. There is no kitchen here. There isn't one about to go in. I just don't care.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 05:05:44 2023 No.19171415 >>19171404 But why? Even if you don't plan on using it yourself that sounds like terribly inconvenient, and horrible for resale.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 05:08:19 2023 No.19171418 File: 1.89 MB, 1715x806, 1662685071121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19171373 Kek they're literally just planters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 05:10:33 2023 No.19171421 >>19171415 It's perfect for resale. No one wants rotted shit. The demolition is done. I could sell it tomorrow for twice what I payed for it easily. This isn't forever, silly lad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 05:18:32 2023 No.19171447 >>19171309 >using half your counter space on two separate dish drying tubs but why

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 08:19:50 2023 No.19171749 >>19171364 i hope you like eating microplastics because you are

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 08:37:32 2023 No.19171764 >>19171299 Pretty close to mine except I have electric vs. gas (wish it was GAS), hate my life

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 12:37:15 2023 No.19172081 >>19171447 What? One's a drying rack and one's a dish tub. I put them away when I don't need them obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 14:20:43 2023 No.19172235 File: 309 KB, 1689x1238, chrome_fG6FylGHYy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 14:41:52 2023 No.19172269 >>19172235 it must be a pain to keep all these white surfaces stain free

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 14:43:32 2023 No.19172273 >>19172269 That was my concern when buying the house, but they're wipe down surfaces so it's actually way easier than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 14:56:26 2023 No.19172296 File: 93 KB, 620x443, 1681705764940865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19171299 Even mods participating in the thread. Nice. All are welcome!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:09:01 2023 No.19172322 >>19172273 you could improve the lighting

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:15:48 2023 No.19172333 >all these billionaires with their marble countertops

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:17:12 2023 No.19172335 >>19170667 >Normie Why do normalfag come on 4chan and pretend to not to be a normalfag?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:32:27 2023 No.19172366 File: 1.93 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20230417_113039893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes I'm a neet

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 16:26:34 2023 No.19172473 >>19172366 you should tidy up a bit so your parents don't get upset by the mess

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 16:36:00 2023 No.19172483 >>19172366 Jesus. Clean up that shit hole and get your life on track.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 16:40:54 2023 No.19172487 >>19171749 There are microplastics in every breath of air your worthless lungs inhale.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 16:50:37 2023 No.19172510 >>19172487 yet another reason to stop breathing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 17:56:03 2023 No.19172651 >>19171364 >Kapoosh knife block patrician

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:07:31 2023 No.19172678

>>19172366
Out of everything wrong here, why is there a pair of dirty underpants on the floor of your kitchen? I can understand (but be disgusted) by leaving random crap on the counter and trash on the floor, but in what scenario are you tossing your briefs onto the kitchen floor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:10:02 2023 No.19172683 File: 7 KB, 194x259, mib3 griffin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19172678 >in what scenario are you tossing your briefs onto the kitchen floor? I think it's the scenario where he's mentally ill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:23:24 2023 No.19172712 >>19172366 Why is the fridge tilted

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:57:24 2023 No.19172780 >>19172366 Is that some kind of top floor kitchen and I also want to know why the fridge+garbage can is tilted

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:06:35 2023 No.19172795 >>19172235 >cheapest flooring >single light >cheap sink >cheap counter top >heaps of cheap cabinets >poorly installed gass heater >its big >its clean 2/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:11:00 2023 No.19172804 >>19170667 >cheap flooring >horrible back splash ... tile? >door to daycare where the pantry should be. >nice oven >nice sink >good taps >nice counter top >decent layout >I assume decent lighting >decent cabnets 6/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:14:09 2023 No.19172813 >>19172366 >future suicide statistic lives here >cheap everything >no back splash >odd roof slant >new >bench top looks ok

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:19:23 2023 No.19172824
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This is from the home inspection because I didn't take any of the kitchen, but as of 5/1 this will be my kitchen. Not gorgeous, but an upgrade from what I've got.

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:23:38 2023 No.19172834

>>19171906
>old with all the weird old kitchen things that include, odd gap above cupboards, too many uppers with no head free benches, lazy back splash, weird big room with nothing in the middle layout, ugly ceiling
>cheap oven
>horrible floor
>too many doors and not enough draws

>decent bench top
>is big
>looks well maintained for its age
>wasn't the cheapest shit when it was new
>has potential to be good with a few cheapish renos, paint cupboards+new pulls, new oven, remove some uppers, new floor, add bench island, tile back splash
>chose the correct kitchen aid

4/10 as is, potential to be 7/10 if you spend 4k on it

Also >>19172366 is 1/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:27:38 2023 No.19172851 File: 3.63 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20230417_152211710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19172780 >>19172712 There was something that fell behind I needed to retrieve . Didn't bother pushing it back

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:30:47 2023 No.19172865 >>19172851 >have cool hidden passage >you're supposed to hide it with a fridge What's inside?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:32:02 2023 No.19172870

>>19172824
It's good but i'll nit pick it
>not the best layout, have to run laps around island to get to things
>dated colours
>too many upper cabnets, those ones left of the sink can go
>stove and oven oddly far apart

>new cabnet fronts on old cabnets???
>nice flooring, window,
>bench tops are ok but look cheap compared to everything else
>nice stove and other appliances even though ss doesn't fit the look too well
>good lighting

It was an expensive kitchen when it was built but looks dated now, some odd layout choices and colour scheme but overall nice, Paint the cabnets and live with the jogging around the island, you've got a great looking window and a nice view

7/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:32:38 2023 No.19172874 >>19172851 based laser thermometeranon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:33:56 2023 No.19172877 File: 1.87 MB, 1414x799, Screenshot from 2022-09-10 14-35-51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best i got

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:36:17 2023 No.19172887 File: 1.54 MB, 2774x2080, Needs to be cleaned.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19170667 HOME. Least it was till I fucked everything up >>19172877 Based sasuga master, I fuckin love making sasuga and peepers

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:39:31 2023 No.19172898 >>19171299 >everything could be better >everything is alright 5/10 totally average but too many spatulas

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:42:19 2023 No.19172906 >>19172366 >Not in education, employment, or training >Still can't find 5 minutes to tidy up his shithole

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:46:51 2023 No.19172917

>>19172887
>everything is cheap and 7 years old
>too many uppers again
>odd spot for dishwasher makes horrible corner cupboard purgatory
>Poor lighting

>its big
>its white
>accidently a decent layout
>clean ish (compared to some)
>looks like someone cares for it and uses it well, would be happy if i were a land lord and saw it like this

100% a rental
3/10 but a solid 3

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:52:58 2023 No.19172934

>>19171309
>small
>bad layout making small size even worse
>cheap everything
>poor lighting
>fridge doesn't fit
>odd pillar of doom in left corner
>just enough of a gap to hide a dead possum above the cabnets
>no splash back
>ugly colours

>clean
>tidy
>good condition

Hope its in a good location or cheap to rent

2/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:53:09 2023 No.19172935 >>19172917 >too many uppers again took me a second to realize what you were talking about, i was worried i had left my drugs in plain view(im a construction worker, you see). other than that you are correct about everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:55:56 2023 No.19172942 >>19172870 >Upper cabinets Yeah, my wife fell in love immediately so it was all over. She's 6'2, so at least I won't need to come in there every time she needs the fucking blender.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:03:04 2023 No.19172959 >>19172651 what kind of psyops is this? ck actually knows kitchenware brands?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:03:05 2023 No.19172960 >>19170730 >>19171276 That's what happens when "normies" come here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:06:28 2023 No.19172970 >>19171373 >>19171418 They're called crocks, and sure, you could use a planter to hold utensils or use a crock as a planter. They're handy, though I agree >>19171364 is a ridiculous amount of similar utensils.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:18:56 2023 No.19173002 >>19172851 >Can't even be bothered to drop your body weight onto the fridge to nudge it back I'm impressed by your dedication to the aesthetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:22:19 2023 No.19173010 >>19172366 0/10 too clean

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:29:14 2023 No.19173018 >>19170730 >>19171276 Gina & PJ fat couple

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:32:28 2023 No.19173026 File: 1.88 MB, 1359x764, Screenshot from 2022-09-10 14-32-11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19172887 nice EDC

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:35:01 2023 No.19173033 File: 343 KB, 1080x1404, Screenshot_20230417_213203_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My kitchen may only be 6ft 8 wide but at least if I don't like my neighbours I can just move.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:51:46 2023 No.19173079 >>19172235 I'm on /ck/ 'cos I love food and cooking but for a living, I do flooring. Your Laminate is failing and I see this so often. Floating floors are nothing but trouble, get rid of it and get a dry back LVT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:00:59 2023 No.19173108 >>19171092 if 10/10 is a perfect kitchen and 0/10 is an empty room. I don't know how to rate this because an empty room would be way better than this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:05:17 2023 No.19173119 File: 1.00 MB, 4000x2250, kitchen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19170667

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:26:17 2023 No.19173176

>>19173119
its fine but theres heaps of little things that are bad
>cluttered as hell
>too many uppers
>white cupboards on white counter tops on white walls makes it look like a cheap flip
>ikea cabnets with cheap pulls
>electrician didn't feel like putting the hood in properly so just threw in a gpo, only didn't have any single plugs in the truck so used a double, but ran out white face plates so just slapped on a stainless one, "yeah it ah, matches the stainless hood"
>went from 600 wide oven to 900 wide but that fucked up the cabnets on the right of the stove and hood.
>island too big and close to other benches.

>enough draws
>nice big new oven
>nice big sink with good tap
>new

5/10, looks homely and I'm sure whoever owns it loves it, and they got what they wanted within their budget.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:27:18 2023 No.19173180 >>19173176 also good lighting

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:30:59 2023 No.19173187 >>19172834 >paint cupboards retarded opinion discarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:40:19 2023 No.19173204 File: 276 KB, 750x1125, Painting oak cabinets (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19173187 do it cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:43:32 2023 No.19173214 >>19173204 >muh farmhouse but not looks fucking awful

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:49:48 2023 No.19173235 >>19173214 its not farmhouse, not even close. But they did turn a crack house into a 750/w yuppy rental with a weekends work and 2k.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:55:49 2023 No.19173253 >>19173235 Looks like they paid too much

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:02:35 2023 No.19173275 File: 989 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20230417_190040_Firefox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19173235 cheap wannabe farmhouse so even worse than farmhouse

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:19:35 2023 No.19173329

>>19173275
this modern and in style but it looks like it started with a high budget and ran out of money
>looks like a nice house with good windows and old wood beams
>nice tiling done right
>expensive stove/oven
>in vogue Moroccan rug
>lots of draws and seems large

>cheap cabnets
>cheap butcher block and too much of it
>cheap floating shelves
>cabnetpulls on the kickboards?

It all fits together style wise and most people would like it, but this either feels like they ran out of money or its a cheap cabnet company installing their stuff next to expensive stuff for a brochure shot or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:26:42 2023 No.19173347 >>19173119 Is there even room to bend over directly in front of the open oven or do you have to load everything in from the side?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:29:27 2023 No.19173354 File: 109 KB, 900x900, channels4_profile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19173329 Who the fuck are you, faggot, Paige Wassel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:35:24 2023 No.19173368 >>19173354 yep, me in the middle also, thats a man

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 00:30:14 2023 No.19173681

>>19173176
>cluttered as hell
nope just right
>too many uppers
nope too few
>white cupboards on white counter tops on white walls makes it look like a cheap flip
wife picked it she loves it. and it was NOT cheap.
>ikea cabnets with cheap pulls
incorrect birch plywood cabinets they were not cheap at all.
>electrician didn't feel like putting the hood in properly so just threw in a gpo, only didn't have any single plugs in the truck so used a double, but ran out white face plates so just slapped on a stainless one, "yeah it ah, matches the stainless hood"
well, no I installed it, removed the ugly 90's oak cabinets and over stove microwave, vent inside the wall was 14 inches wide and so outlet (from the old microwave) could not be moved, but nice try.
>went from 600 wide oven to 900 wide but that fucked up the cabnets on the right of the stove and hood.
cabinet was picked before we had the oven and was a best guess, we had a housing market boom, and contractors were booked for 6 months. we were lucky to get what we got at the time.
>island too big and close to other benches.
nope just right
>enough draws
>nice big new oven
>nice big sink with good tap
>new

there was no budget. money was not the issue, time was. I wanted a commercial stove but insurance required a firewall between the stove and the cabinets and the installed had no idea how to do that.

>>19173347
more than enough room.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 00:52:03 2023 No.19173759 >>19172235 this is awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 00:54:17 2023 No.19173767 >>19170667 Yeah, I'm not posting the inside of my house of the four channel. My kitchen is way too small for my liking though. I'm planning on building an outdoor kitchen at some point soon.

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 00:59:21 2023 No.19173784

>>19173681
if you can spark then I'd remove the gpo and get that hood wiring in the wall, small patch up high where people dont look is also easy to do in drywall. I'm not sure what you mean by the vent is in the wall but you can always remove an outlet, if thats what a sparkie told you its bs. I'd consider taking the right side panel off those skinny cupboards and turning them into shallow shelves, but its an odd space. If the cabinets were pricey then call the cunts back in to fix up the mistakes, missed calking on the front of some kick board, awkward gaps meeting the molding on the floor, I'm guessing the doors being 5mm to 15mm too small for the cabnets is the style but its uneven from top to bottom on some and should at least be straight. If you've got cash still you can tile it, maybe convince your wife that it doesn't have to be white.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 01:08:25 2023 No.19173819 >>19173767 You think people are actually posting their own kitchens? They're just posting shit off google

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 01:11:08 2023 No.19173827 File: 2.78 MB, 4608x3456, 20220407_183743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] least favorite thing is the useless microwave vent fan

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 01:12:22 2023 No.19173830 >>19173681 also also if you wanted more upper you could have taken them up to the ceiling, which also generally looks better because you remove the dusty no mans land shelf but you guys seem to like it for all the nik nak things.

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 01:37:57 2023 No.19173915

>>19173827
>too much white/pale stuff
>lighting sucks and is not centered
>ugly blinds
>microwave hood thing and oven over in no mans land

>I don't mind the floor
>nice high ceiling
>oven looks decent
>cabinetry already to the ceiling and decent layout
>cool old cupboards on the left give it character and save it from being generic
>not sure where the fridge is but looks decent layout
>clean and good size

This place had good potential if its yours and youre not renting, theres heaps of shit you could do
>tile the walls, maybe a bit of colour like a salt glazed green tile, or maybe just a white with black grout but tile it herring bone?
>more lighting, get rid of the old fitting and get a couple of cool pendants, get them centered this time
>consider painting the bottom cabinets a darker colour, a blue or a green
>maybe a glass door on that old cupboard thing? what is that anyway?
>change out the oven for something that looks cooler standing alone, something in an older style if it suits the house or a wolf if your rich
>ditch the mic/hood and get a nicer hood
>getting rid of those binds, maybe cooler windows
>better tap, dish hoses are cool.
>don't be tempted to squeeze in an island. this size is nice without it
Theres heaps you can do here depends if you like spending money cause it also looks serviceable enough as is.

as is 5/10 but 9/10 potential

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 02:41:19 2023 No.19174145 >>19172795 Based and scuffed realtor pilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 02:44:02 2023 No.19174157 >>19173033 do you get beaned in the back of the head by pot plant and mason jars if you brake too hard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 03:00:30 2023 No.19174226 File: 262 KB, 1536x2048, unnamed (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please don't tell anyone how I live

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 03:19:40 2023 No.19174266 >>19174226 Explain the over-the-cabinet situation.

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 03:20:18 2023 No.19174271
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>>19173915
I'm a rentoid, unfortunately
depending on how bad my landlord reams me on lease renewal next month I do want to at least update the blinds. It's just shitty aluminum blinds in the whole place right now
>maybe a glass door on that old cupboard thing? what is that anyway?
It's a old ice box made of painted steel. I'm guessing circa 1930's. Not 100% sure if it was originally intended to use with block ice or was a very early mechanical refrigerator that they removed the cooling unit from. I use the bottom shelf to store silverware and top two shelves for additional food storage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 03:22:27 2023 No.19174276 File: 2.08 MB, 3002x3752, 20230410_163048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19172366 Das it mane

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 03:23:27 2023 No.19174279 >>19174276 Roaches need to eat, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 03:24:52 2023 No.19174286 >>19174279 0 roaches spotted. Currently solving the mice issue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 03:29:21 2023 No.19174302 >>19173827 I straight up know who you are

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 03:32:01 2023 No.19174315 >>19173204 OP if you paint the cabinets I'm going to come rape you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 06:22:11 2023 No.19174703 >>19174226 This looks totally normal you stupid fuck you just made the picture blurry to try to trick us

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 06:52:59 2023 No.19174773 >>19172366 Highly recommend you switch to paper plates, cleaner and easier. Also why are you letting the Listerine evaporate away?

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 07:08:33 2023 No.19174803

>>19174271
>buying nice stuff for your landlord
fuck that, just spend the money on nice furniture you can move with you. The place looks fine to live in anyway while you gather enough to buy, with any luck the market will keep falling and you'll be in for less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 08:36:39 2023 No.19174974 >>19171299 >>19171309 God I fucking wish I had a granite countertop Lemme clean my counter quick and I'll post pics

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 08:49:07 2023 No.19174997 >>19170667 looks like you have a family but don't keep enough fruit for even one of you to have a single ripe piece each day? why are people like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 08:51:21 2023 No.19175001 >>19174997 What do you think they do with the extra bananas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 09:20:13 2023 No.19175042 File: 1.47 MB, 4000x1440, 20230418_041700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've taken over my mom's since she's getting to old to use it anymore It was equivalent to >>19171092 prior to me getting shit sorted to this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 09:24:29 2023 No.19175048 File: 903 KB, 2000x720, 20230418_041703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19175042 No overhead cabinets, doing what I can and the backslash is a dollar tree special

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 09:26:06 2023 No.19175050 File: 1014 KB, 2000x720, 20230418_042441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19175048 Am I doing this right? Using kitchen decreased and very light pressure with a scrap sponge

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 15:34:25 2023 No.19175764 File: 2.54 MB, 4080x3072, IMG_20221214_215111000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19170667 this is where I make my mediocre food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 15:43:17 2023 No.19175785 >>19175764 the hell is with those empty bottles on the top of the cabinets

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 15:49:58 2023 No.19175809 >>19175785 collector cups we purchased while on vacation or at a show. They sit up there retired.

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 15:58:00 2023 No.19175822

>>19173784
dude, the vent tube inside the wall fills the entire space between the studs. it goes ALL the way up the wall. there is no way to install an outlet there without opening the wall up and redoing everything.

also no one but you cares that the outlet is there. no sparky had anything to do with the installation.

The kitchen is exactly the way we want it. not changing it not painting it. the wife loves it and that makes it perfect.

keep it to yourself. I knew when I posted some insufferable twat would impose his aesthetic.

don't care fuck off.

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 16:20:39 2023 No.19175884

>>19175764
>old cheap and falling apart
>looks like a rental with all the shit that they have, shit stove, dark shit lighting, cheap chipped missaligned cabnet doors, not enough draws
>chipped tile bench
>bad floor
>over cluttered

>clean
>good size
>double sink
>looks well used

maybe declutter if you want it to look nicer but meh at least its clean

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 16:20:57 2023 No.19175888 File: 54 KB, 796x598, 25475269452_9bd425c0de_o1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19170667

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 16:26:14 2023 No.19175905 >>19175888 >good digits >tiled back splash >decent quality cabnets >into fermented food (for gut health) >great colour pallet, good balance of white, mid century wood and stainless >appears to have good lighting >cluttered

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 16:52:40 2023 No.19175982 >>19171092 >>19172366 >>19172851 >>19174276 >>19175888 I used to live like this Im proud of myself for turning it around 4channel unironically helped

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 17:07:59 2023 No.19176046

>>19171299
7/10 - Clean, but not stupid "no one cooks here" clean. I like your cabinets too.
>>19171309
5.5/10 - It's a rental so you get an extra point or so. At least with it being that narrow you'll never get too fat. Good job keeping it pretty clean.
>>19171906
5/10 - Ancient and it shows, but it's got a good layout, and I kinda like old timey kitchens.
>>19172235
6.5/10 - Got that 2008 modern look, but it's all cheap shit. Very clean though - looks like it's out of an apartment listing
>>19172824
9/10 - Gorgeous. If you're actually moving in here, congrats. I like built in ranges and it's very well lit.
>>19172887
5/10 - About as good as a rental is ever going to be. It's a kitchen.
>>19173033
Zoomer/10 - Now that you've been priced out of owning or even renting a a kitchen, has van life treated you well?
>>19173119
5.5/10 - it's way too cramped to be rated much higher, but I'm a sucker for kitchens that look like they're actually used. I hate going to someone's house and it's obvious that the maid scrubbed the shit out of their kitchen and nothing has been touched since.
>>19173827
7/10 if rental 5/10 if you own - love the tiles even if they're uneven and the simplicity of the whole setup.
>>19174226
6/10 - average wagie kitchen. What did you do over the cabinet? looks like you spray-painted around a license plate or something.
>>19174271
Take a picture from the other room. There's not much to go on here. I like the floors though.
>>19175764
4.5/10 - It's depressingly lit which is probably why I don't like it much. If you don't have room for all those cups on top of the cabinets, just put em in a box or recycle them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 17:15:05 2023 No.19176059 oh goody! i get to show off my material wealth! t. delivery driver

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 17:16:07 2023 No.19176064 File: 437 KB, 1776x1000, kitchen (final form).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh goody! i get to show off my material wealth! t. delivery driver

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:00:36 2023 No.19176218

>>19176064
reminds me of the newish apartment buildings that are everywhere around Australian cities so I'm probably overly harsh because I hate those things.
>Cheap /sink/oven/dishwasher/cabnets/backsplash etc
>poor lighting
>soulless
>bad shape for cooking in (where's your fridge)
>the same as all the other
>white on white on white

>its easy to live in
>clean and newish
>doesn't take much space away from apartment
>your probably renting so who cares, drink cheap red wine and make bad cocktails in it

3/10

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:01:43 2023 No.19176225

>>19172942
>>19172870
I love having cabinets left of the sink. All my tin foil, cling film, tupperware, Duralex, refillable sauce bottles, saté sticks etc is there. Rinse, drain, pack, store in fridge. Once you're used to it it works great.

Hard agree on the island. It's always in the way (between the fridge and the fire ffs) and the thing you need from underneath is always on the wrong side.

Try changing the lights. It looks like it's painted with mustard right now. Still one of the better kitchens I've seen in the past year. Enjoy.

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:10:48 2023 No.19176253

>>19176225
I hadn't considered the potential issues of the fridge being that far from the range. In my current kitchen they're like 2 feet apart. I'm generally pretty good having everything I need, but maybe I'll cut a 1/2 island sized butcher block and use it as prep station or something. As far as the color goes...it's not that ugly. The pic is from the home inspection, and he was using some type of constant shutter camera to make a 360 degree walkthrough and kept swapping to heat imaging to look for areas where the insulation or weather stripping may have failed. It's all a light/medium maple finish and looks totally different on a sunny day. Anyway, thanks for the headsup about the island.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:12:25 2023 No.19176256 >>19176218 >the no taste no it all is australian colour me shocked

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:12:58 2023 No.19176258 >>19171299 Take your meds

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:13:10 2023 No.19176260 >>19174157 It's a boat. No breaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:15:16 2023 No.19176265 File: 2.40 MB, 5563x3708, grosscrude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19172824 >tfw the previous owners take the kitchen with them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:16:57 2023 No.19176269 >>19176046 Boat life anon. I own 3 rental properties which pay for me to live on my 62ft narrow boat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:20:16 2023 No.19176289 >>19176269 post photos of your rentals kitchens, and how much you get for them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:21:06 2023 No.19176296 >>19171364 amazing

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:25:22 2023 No.19176309

>>19176064
I really would've liked my stove where the dishwasher is (much closer to the sink and with more cupboards to the right of it). Other than that it's the best kitchen itt when it comes to functionality.

And I don't like to look at a dirty kitchen while I'm eating. Chin up, there's far worse and more expensive itt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:30:02 2023 No.19176330 File: 2.20 MB, 3967x2976, 20210521_103022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:34:22 2023 No.19176340 File: 635 KB, 2100x1182, granny flat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19176218 >where's your fridge just next to the walk-in pantry

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:35:25 2023 No.19176346 >>19176256 >no it all not sure if baiting but don't care because that's dumb and ur dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:36:58 2023 No.19176352 File: 145 KB, 828x494, B8D7C302-8797-4D2E-AEB3-571D8D26268C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:37:13 2023 No.19176353 >>19176346 cuz u dont no taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:38:08 2023 No.19176358 >>19176353 ackshually... my taste has improved considerably since i quit smoking

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:41:00 2023 No.19176367 >>19176064 What espresso machine is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:42:00 2023 No.19176371 File: 362 KB, 1333x1000, E61 coffee setup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19176367 VBM E61

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:44:10 2023 No.19176380 >>19176367 i think they call it the 'piccolo' model, and it's an excelent machine that brews a delicious cup and is easy to disassemble and maintain. 11/10 machine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:45:00 2023 No.19176383 >>19176380 Whoa, it’s nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:46:57 2023 No.19176386 >>19176383 yea, i'm glad i bought it when i did because i've used it a lot over the years. and, you're right, all that shiny chrome does look good too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:49:00 2023 No.19176389 >>19176386 How’d you know I was thinking that about the chrome. Psychic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:49:05 2023 No.19176391 >>19176330 Very nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:49:54 2023 No.19176393 >>19176389 it's a gift (ie. illness)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:51:11 2023 No.19176399 >>19176393 lol tell me my future!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:51:38 2023 No.19176400 >>19176399 hard to tell but if girl we have sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:55:56 2023 No.19176412 File: 39 KB, 220x178, 1E656D6B-4226-4EAE-9D62-91526548B52B.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19176400 Awww yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:59:22 2023 No.19176421 File: 109 KB, 660x495, neckbeard fat guy with gun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19176412 >>19176400 >>19176399 >>19176393 This thread got weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:04:32 2023 No.19176434 >>19176064 the fuck do you deliver

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:05:14 2023 No.19176436 >>19176434 definitely NOT contraband!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:05:35 2023 No.19176438 >>19176434 His gun. It's in the picture, retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:11:01 2023 No.19176444 File: 210 KB, 748x869, crema!!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19176434 i deliver mostly hot food for uber eats™ but i'm fast so i get a lot of tips

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:13:24 2023 No.19176449 >>19176444 >tips *trips

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:16:40 2023 No.19176461

>>19176309
>I really would've liked my stove where the dishwasher is (much closer to the sink and with more cupboards to the right of it). Other than that it's the best kitchen itt when it comes to functionality.

they do this to save money, dw are always near the sink for easy access to drain and water, the plumber you can just run a flex tube directly into the sink pipe and not have to run another drain. Thats also why I kinda dislike sinks in islands because they also end up putting the dw in the island and it turns the island into the dish pit.

>>19176352
>right fuck me
>stove, on its big, oh fuck me its huge are 7 people working in here? you need a bloody army platoon
>right glass doors, but you cant see through the glass, what was the point of the glass again? donkey!
>Oh I love this particular frenchcopper pot, let me buy 112 of them. How many do you need?
>overall too big

>good colours, not afraid of making a choice
>industrial stove and hood is cool and I'd do it too if i was rich but its going to feel like driving a semi to pick up the kids kinda overkill sometimes
>amazing room with all the windows and natural light
>nice cabinets
>flooring ok, lacking compared to everything else
>equipment bench where its all set up but contains clutter is sick
>blended commercial and residential well
>although its big its a good use of space, not empty
>utilitarian

9/10, if not 10/10
the big commercial stove would have three people working it in a kitchen so you might feel a bit odd running around it by yourself and you rarely use it to its potential with big stock pots but hey, if you've got 150k to burn it would be cool. sick kitchen

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:21:30 2023 No.19176478

>>19176309
in an ideal world i'd have room for an island and put the oven in that island but i'd prefer my oven to be on the left side of the kitchen under the microwave oven, if i had a choice. but i think i have adequate bench space for all of my unitasking appliances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:23:44 2023 No.19176485 File: 1.86 MB, 3000x1909, 1665350749041011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19176340 it hurts my soul that the only art I can see is a coke ad

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:24:57 2023 No.19176489 >>19176485 kek. that mirror is over 100 years old! i bought it at a garage sale about thirty years ago and it has "1922" written on the back of it. most of my art is in the bedroom

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:27:07 2023 No.19176496 File: 564 KB, 3381x1617, 20230418_130850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need to get the painter back in to finish the job on the cabinets. Tbqh I should have just done it myself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:30:14 2023 No.19176513 >>19176496 why are your white goods black?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:35:57 2023 No.19176536 >>19176496 Is your kitchen really this shape or is it some sort of 'fish-eye' lens distortion?

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:40:58 2023 No.19176561

>>19176330
>too big
>too many cabinets
>White everything, wood floor, marble bench, just like every other rich house

>all in theme to a style
>great stove
>nice materials, marble is nice and nice to work on for pastry
>good lighting
>good quality everything

7/10
Kinda trend following and derivative but high quality and all fits well, too big but thats probably in theme with the house, mcmansion. The only things that stand out is the recessed lighting while practical could be updated to include an in trend pendant over the island, also the stools are cool but dont fit the rich conventional look. I dunno man, nice but soulless

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:56:30 2023 No.19176618

>>19176496
>halfway through painting cabnets, consider doing lowers a colour but good move on painting instead of installing ikea 1/10th the price but same performance
>all cupboards no draws
>too many uppers
>might be a bit small
>bad floor
>bad lighting
>kind ugly fake marble
>black appliances look weird
>no back splash
>bad blind

>could be cool and looks like you've just started renovating it
>has a cool pass through to what is a lounge room?
>looks useable as is so you can take your time with the reno
>good shape
>ok size

>tile the walls
>consider colour, don't white out everything unless your just flipping it
>maybe make the cupboards on the left a cool open hanging shelving
>get some cool lighting, remove the fluoro
>maybe do something cool with the window
>make noe of those skinny cupboards a spice rack thing
>fuck it man paint the fridge too

3/10 as is but good potential

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:06:26 2023 No.19176643 >>19175884 >>19176218 >>19176561 >>19176618 Who is this twat making critiques of others peoples kitchens? Post pictures of YOUR Mums kitchen (I bet you still live with your 'parents' ) Come on, let's see your perfect kitchen!

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:09:28 2023 No.19176660

>>19176496
gimme another go, heres two options

cheap an basic
>cheap vinyl wood floor
>wood counter top
>dark green/blue lowers
>new blind

More expensive, if you have money and want to stay in it
>remove all uppers except the ones on the right that frame the window
>new floating shelves on the right with warm lighting over
>nicer flooring
>new appliances, smaller fridge
>a shelf either side of the new hood
>cool tile the walls
>a bunch of recessed lights
>good floor, but do the whole house at the same time
>maybe some small molding around the ceiling.

its gonna be hard losing cabinets in a small kitchen but maybe you can store a stack of plates and glasses in the dining room. Anyway looks fun, enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:10:45 2023 No.19176667 File: 14 KB, 280x286, relax.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19176643

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:13:02 2023 No.19176678 >>19172824 >>19176330 Winners. I like the range in both of them. What do you guys do for a living?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:26:20 2023 No.19176711 >>19172824 >Screenshot 2023-04-17 141715.png >google maps arrow seems legit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:27:04 2023 No.19176714 File: 77 KB, 1024x768, E784A3CB-CEB0-4929-98FC-91B3CC4F541D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19170667 No kitchen but I have running water and a refrigerator in the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:29:52 2023 No.19176721 >>19176714 wheelchair?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:40:14 2023 No.19176751 >>19176536 Panoramic photo. It's rectangular >>19176513 >why are your white goods black? ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:42:44 2023 No.19176759 File: 262 KB, 1925x716, white goods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19176751 >? ?? your white goods are black. did you paint your fridge? if so, are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:45:06 2023 No.19176769 >>19176721 No, I just rent the bathroom From a couple that rent out rooms in their house

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:45:57 2023 No.19176774 >>19176769 do they also use your bathroom slash bedroom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:47:56 2023 No.19176786 >>19176774 No it’s mine and I have a lock on the door.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:48:53 2023 No.19176792 >>19176711 its the screen shot of a virtual tour, he said he's bought the house and moving in soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:50:07 2023 No.19176803 >>19176786 how many girls have you invited to spend the night in your bathroom slash bedroom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:51:08 2023 No.19176808 >>19176792 sorry but reading is hard so i just look at the pictures

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:56:35 2023 No.19176837

>>19176808
870,000 give or take
I buy email leaks of makeup complany rewards clubs from black hat sites then spam email them with sleep over requests. I also keep my tooth paste in the fridge and don't think I can ever go back to the normie pleb room temp paste.

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:57:20 2023 No.19176844
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>>19170667
y’all have such nice kitchens regardless of what anyone in this board says. I realize my kitchen is far smaller than the average one but I’m a small lesbian living on my own so it works for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 20:58:33 2023 No.19176853 File: 298 KB, 1125x1056, IMG_1326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19176844 Anon here. Idk why it uploaded sideways :( sorry!

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:01:12 2023 No.19176862
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>>19176711
The arrow is too deliberate for me to be faking it. It's from the home inspection because I didn't take any pics of the kitchen the 2 times I was there. I'll own it on 5/1 and post a sunny day pic in the next kitchen thread.
Here's another angle with the bar and the bar sink.
>>19176678
Thanks. Hydrologist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:02:52 2023 No.19176869 >>19176862 you must really like wood

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:05:22 2023 No.19176884 >>19176869 My wife does. It's on almost 4 acres and has a place I can build a fuckhuge barn to keep all my cars and tools.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:06:58 2023 No.19176891 >>19176884 >4 acres i see. that makes more sense and i like mostly wooden properties on large blocks of land. you've made it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:08:49 2023 No.19176902 >>19176803 You joke, but one. She thought I was joking at first. Needless to say she stopped returning texts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:09:54 2023 No.19176910 >>19176902 next time take her to a fancy hotel

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:13:18 2023 No.19176935

>>19176618
>>19176660
What's your issue with upper cabinets? They're great for storage and go in otherwise unused space.
We considered actual granite but figured the roi for what's going to be a near campus rental isn't there
The fluorescent is going. Not sure if it needs replacing or just patch the holes left
What's wrong with the blinds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:14:30 2023 No.19176945 >>19171906 Very comfy. This man bakes.

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:19:05 2023 No.19176971

>>19176862
this looks nicer in context, that window is still nicest part. I'd do a new island (is the old one off center?) and delete the sopranos kitchen bar in favor for closer kitchen table and a pendant over the new island. The light on the left touching the molding over the fridge is what makes me think it was a semi redo on the cabnets, like they weren't to the ceiling before, that might mean you have weird empty dead spaces that can hold dead rats so look there first when something randomly smells of death one day, its not just haunted. Also you can hide your illegal heavy water samples up there, I know how dodgy you hydrologist types are.

anyway you can move that light over if you're a psycho. Nice buy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:21:39 2023 No.19176983 >>19176759 Appliances come in more than just white and I've never heard of the term "white goods" before The fridge and stove were there when we bought the place. Both black and I'm pretty sure the stove and hood are original from the '80s

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:22:30 2023 No.19176986 >>19176983 do they work tho?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:26:48 2023 No.19177008 >>19176986 Yeah. I'm gonna clean out the hood because I'm sure 40 years of grease isn't great. And the oven is a bit slow and the temp reads about 30f higher than actual but it works and can still hit almost 500f

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:30:01 2023 No.19177021 >>19177008 my 11 yo oven is 100 degrees (celcius) higher than what my oven thermometer reads. so you're winning by comparison. i just think that your black appliances looks slightly out of place with the white cupboards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:33:53 2023 No.19177045 >>19172795 seconding this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:34:02 2023 No.19177046 >>19172366 Made me go do my dishes/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:36:10 2023 No.19177059 >>19172824 Good idea to put a door mat in front of the fridge, for when the shredded cheese man comes to get you.

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:36:45 2023 No.19177063

>>19177021
I used to think oven thermometers were stupid until I used one and realized how far off the ones built into some ovens are.
I think it looks a bit weird too but if they ain't broke why replace them and for some reason all of the apartments in this area are doing white cabinets with black appliances. Still out looks better than the poop brown cabinets with baby vomit green walls that the kitchen was originally

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:39:28 2023 No.19177076

>>19176935
maybe its just me but yeah I'm not a huge fan. If your tall you end up prepping with your head in the cupboard when you wanna use the bench, also too many give a dark and claustrophobic feel. I like the look of less uppers and the look is also in trend at the moment so I feel like its an easy choice if you can cop the loss of space.

If you're renting it to potentially rough on the house clients maybe leave the bench for the first lot, replace it on the second lot. Or just replace it now with the cheap pic rel wood. For that market cheap but new a clean is probably the go so you can replace whenever it gets shabby. the blind is fine but its a cheap easy upgrade
>Not sure if it needs replacing or just patch the holes left
both are easy jobs, you can do either youself or if you know a sparky its like a 10 minute job most will do for a beer and a chat. If you remove it there shouldn't be much of a hole at all and putty would do it, don't even need to properly patch it.

>>19177008
I agree for uni rental, just clean shit and paint it, replace it when it breaks. Maybe new cheapest possible vinyl tile through the whole place.

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:40:15 2023 No.19177083
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>>19177063
>poop brown cabinets with baby vomit green walls
designers in the 70s must have been high on weed or something. i remember my dad painted out kitchen walls yellow and cabinet doors green. he said it was 'green and gold' like the australian sporting colours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:42:25 2023 No.19177091 File: 2.92 MB, 3000x3000, can life prevail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19172851

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:49:30 2023 No.19177124

>>19176971
Even worse...I'm federal. We just hide the ones we don't like at work or throw them in the ocean with our used batteries.
I actually like the island, and if I'm being honest, the pain in the ass that buying a home is in the first place makes me not want to touch anything for a good long while. Any down time I've got off the bat is going to be spent making my old (current) house look more presentable so I can take a bigger bite out of the mortgage
>>19176891
It's mostly open and like 1/3 of an acre of it is runs out into a lake incase the owners want to build a pier or boat launch or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:51:04 2023 No.19177132 >>19177124 can i come and stay at your house for a while? i promise i won't accidentally bang your wife or anything. please?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:54:29 2023 No.19177150 >>19176711 >This is from the home inspection because I didn't take any of the kitchen, Try actually reading, retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:54:55 2023 No.19177154 >>19177150 >Try actually reading, retard. make me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:56:34 2023 No.19177162 >>19172824 >as of 5/1 this will be my kitchen january is a whole nine months away. is your wife pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:57:02 2023 No.19177163 >>19176352 Why are the pans so high up? How are you supposed to grab them? Surely you're not meant to just climb up on the counter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:59:25 2023 No.19177172 >>19177163 they're decorative

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 22:02:49 2023 No.19177183

>>19177124
>4 acres
>lake
>sheds
>nice house
>tall wife
killing it

Paint your old place, you can buy a decent sprayer for like 1k or just pay painters, remove all your dumb shit, stage it well but in that mindless trendy way to appeal to as many as possible, hire a good realtor, someone whos a bit of a cunt, the more honest the better, but they all lie, they'll infer they can get you X amount but irl they will suggest you accept < X offer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 22:15:47 2023 No.19177241 can we all just agree that i have the nicest kitchen

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 22:19:45 2023 No.19177263 >>19177124 >the owners i thought you were the owner

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 22:21:53 2023 No.19177271 >>19176862 ok so since you don't technically own it yet i'm declaring myself the winner of this thread. praise me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 22:25:20 2023 No.19177286 File: 25 KB, 898x505, sure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19177241 you forgot this pic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 23:05:45 2023 No.19177478 >>19177286 tfw when in prison but the warden allows kitchen access on 2nd Fridays

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 23:30:39 2023 No.19177602 >>19176046 >>19174266 I papered over a busted window with whatever cardboard I had laying around. It was one of those PITA Andersen windows, so I didn't bother with it for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 23:51:54 2023 No.19177709 >>19177076 >If your tall you end up prepping with your head in the cupboard when you wanna use the bench tall person here, you're full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 00:00:06 2023 No.19177755 >>19177602 Did you ever fix it right?

Anonymous Wed Apr 19 01:02:10 2023 No.19178037

>>19177263
On May first I will be. I've said it several times.
>>19177132
Yeah, but you gotta walk my dogs.
>>19177162
May 1st in burgerland
>>19177183
I have a Greco I use for doors but don't trust myself on walls. My realtor said my paint is fine as most folks repaint .
anyway. He's awesome...no bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 01:04:03 2023 No.19178049 >>19178037 *Graco...Phonepostinig..the kind that throws out tons from a 5 gallon bucket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 01:31:36 2023 No.19178155 >>19178037 >On May first I will be. I've said it several times. Still doesnt make sense to say at that way Now i question your whole larp

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 01:34:45 2023 No.19178172 >>19175764 Congratulations on having a baby

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 01:35:37 2023 No.19178180 File: 953 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20230418_203217_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19176330 Wish I had this. Im middle class in a cheap area

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 01:47:39 2023 No.19178236 >>19170667 >>19171906 >>19172824 >>19173119 >>19175764 Soul >>19172235 >>19172887 >>19173827 >>19176064 >>19176330 Soulless >>19171092 >>19172366 >>19174276 >>19175042 >>19175888 Putrid >>19171299 >>19171309 >>19173033 >>19174226 >>19176496 Retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 03:18:42 2023 No.19178496 >>19177755 >I didn't bother with it for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 05:16:19 2023 No.19178820 >>19178172 thank you Anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 05:24:52 2023 No.19178832 File: 2.30 MB, 1967x979, Kitchen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm moving to America soon, but I am really going to miss this kitchen

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 05:25:14 2023 No.19178833 >>19176714 you got a cot in there or what? i need details about this absurd situation youre in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 05:28:59 2023 No.19178845 File: 1.41 MB, 640x624, 1681881785947452.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Apr 19 09:38:54 2023 No.19179256

>>19178155
I used the term owners because when the plot was cut I was not the owner, but the plot was the same as it is today. To date, none of the previous owners have decided to build anything in the water, and unless I get really bored or rich I won't either. The owners (whichever of them decide they want a pier for their kid to fish on) can build with impunity because someone 70 years ago had the foresight to claim ownership of a part of the lake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 14:42:50 2023 No.19179785 >>19178832 What part are you moving to? You can probably find something similar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 15:15:33 2023 No.19179873 >>19175888 This looks like one of those "name one thing in this picture" posts

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 15:21:43 2023 No.19179891 >>19170667 That's not your kitchen, timestamp it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 17:12:08 2023 No.19180176 >>19179891 Not OP, but that's a pretty normal looking kitchen. There's at least one or two nicer ones posted itt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 17:14:09 2023 No.19180183 >>19180176 They don't own the kitchens they posted either

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:09:20 2023 No.19180371 >>19175764 Based Galanz user. Folks that is a microwave, toaster oven and air fryer in one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:12:59 2023 No.19180388 >>19178832 you will never be norwegian

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:17:07 2023 No.19180403 >>19170720 Being the bigger faggot you are, I don’t think you’ll have to worry about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:21:03 2023 No.19180412 >>19170720 If you have kids and are any kind of decent parent you'll relish having their drawing and homework on the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:27:19 2023 No.19180439 >>19173204 >ff 3 years when that paint gets gummy where it’s touched a lot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:31:28 2023 No.19180460 >>19172366 at least your stove top is cleaner than mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 20:40:56 2023 No.19180956 >>19174974 I hope you don't think these >>19171309 countertops are granite, that's the usual cheap pressed wood laminate countertops

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 21:12:10 2023 No.19181066 >>19180412 Those are garbage scribbles. Celebrate mediocrity and that's all you'll ever get.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 21:12:33 2023 No.19181069 >>19176496 Ha. I know you IRL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 21:30:43 2023 No.19181137 >>19181066 When my parents put shit on the fridge I felt like they were patronizing me

Anonymous Thu Apr 20 00:22:38 2023 No.19181660

>>19170667
Decent. Sink/fridge/range triangle is present, colors all work together, fairly good use of the space. Don't like the backsplash design, but whatever.
>>19171299
Not bad. Cabinet color is a bit too medium for my liking. Hides the wood grain like OP's cabs and your floor, although having a contrast from the floor is a good touch. Other nit to pick would be the edging on the countertop, but again, whatever.
>>19171309
Apartment/10, what can you do. Cab, wall and floor colors are fine, at least. Compressed shit looking countertop tho.
>>19171906
Everything in there looks 50 years old and not in a good way. From the popcorn ceiling (or is that vinyl tiles?) to the diagonal handles, to the stain-yellow paint... Just damn.
>>19172235
It's clean, all modernist, and the style is coherent. The oven and cooktop are both pretty far from the fridge, which means annoying walks (and looks like you'll hit the corner of the table) when you forget an ingredient and have to go back.
>>19172824
Awful monotone. See what I said above about how while I don't like the cabinet color, but at least it's not the same as the floor? Yea. Terrible layout that makes the triangle worthless. You're going to bump into that island every other day moving something from the fridge to the sink or the cooktop to the fridge.
>>19172887
Boring. Decent layout, but I feel like a nap just looking at all the drab beiges everywhere.
>>19173119
Again, the island blocking all direct access to the fridge sucks. Not bad otherwise, even if all white is kinda meh. All the tchotchkes help give some color in an otherwise sterile setting.
>>19173827
Kinda boring and sterile in general, but the floor is interesting enough to give it some life, even if I'd never pick them myself. Also turn your knives the other way around, you fuckin dunce - the points are literally inches from the light/food disposal switch.

Anonymous Thu Apr 20 00:42:05 2023 No.19181711

>>19175764
Depressing rental that needs better lighting. Fucking hate the tiled countertops. Get some battery powered LEDs. Nice hot sauces, I have them, too.
>>19176064
>>19176340
Very boring and sterile rental. Nothing you can do. At least the recessed fridge makes for a somewhat decent triangle.
>>19176330
Finally something to critique. Not a fan of the moulding personally, but given that this is probably more suburban/rural, it makes more sense. Not super fond of the second wall cab drawer. It limits what you can put in them when you could simply have a larger cabinet and move a shelf around if it happens to be tall. Triangle is enormous and you're gonna be doing laps from the fridge to the sink (and definitely whack yourself on that island edge). Floor is a very boring and somewhat ugly color imo. With that much lighting, I would've gone darker and/or redder. All the white cabinets and island and marble is a bit boring. A two-tone cabinet scheme might have worked nicely here, maybe a gray on the floor cabs.
>>19176496
I like the paint color on the wall, as it isn't white. The floor is awful, the countertop is a crappy laminate and fuck's sake, put a 75 cent wall plate on that outlet. Could be better. I'd at least put a back panel of some kind on the wall behind the range at least.
>>19178180
I actually like this quite a bit, even if it is plain. Looks like if you turned the lights on and took a pic during the day it could be very well lit.
>>19178832
Hard to tell from the pic, but you need a looooot of lighting for this to work and I'm not sure there's enough imo. Classy otherwise - would look really nice if the cabs were a light blonde wood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 01:22:28 2023 No.19181835 >>19181660 >he island blocking all direct access to the fridge it doesn't

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 01:34:39 2023 No.19181864 File: 2.54 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20230419_203242071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Single divorced life

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 17:14:28 2023 No.19184017 File: 2.75 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20230420_191047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tiny kitchen in tiny box, but it's enough for a beginner

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 18:25:05 2023 No.19184210 File: 513 KB, 2400x3200, IMG_20230420_202321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Better times will come, right bros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 18:28:56 2023 No.19184220 >>19184210 Yup. Just think what you can do with a real setup once you learn to pull a rabbit out of your hat here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 18:45:56 2023 No.19184262 >>19184210 Not likely unless you're already nearly there. Space is scarce and growing scarcer. The price obstacle will increase at a faster rate than your buying power does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 03:51:45 2023 No.19185757 >>19170667 >Local pizza place magnet KINO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 05:36:00 2023 No.19186009 >>19184210 Germany future is grim

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 18:34:02 2023 No.19187503 >>19184017 what are you cooking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 22:51:07 2023 No.19188128 File: 825 KB, 4000x3000, 1678430458963413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19170667 am a student

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 23:12:01 2023 No.19188181 >>19188128 That's a nice looking kitchenette if it's on campus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 23:52:21 2023 No.19188308 >>19187503 butter chicken

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:17:48 2023 No.19188863 Does anyone have the pic saved, I think it was a dino tendies one. It was just a cheap counter with a cracked plaster wall. Only thing in it was a mag strip with like two knives and a ladle? I had that as my background for a while but lost the image.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 05:59:32 2023 No.19189245 >>19171906 do you live underwater?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 06:03:51 2023 No.19189253 >>19172887 why would you hang cast iron over the sink so it can constantly get wet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 11:22:45 2023 No.19189798 File: 505 KB, 1284x604, 1682162554759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19170667

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 19:32:49 2023 No.19191006 >>19188128 >restaurant sized bea tub breva bmi

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 21:19:18 2023 No.19191373 >>19170704 Imagine the bugs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 21:20:32 2023 No.19191382 File: 98 KB, 1053x592, Screenshot_20230416_012402_Samsung Internet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19189798 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 21:23:42 2023 No.19191394 File: 190 KB, 680x472, 056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19178832

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