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tasteless vile garbage

>> No.19162021

le epic trolling

>> No.19162023

>>19162001
>add more lime
>add more salt
>???
>kys

>> No.19162025

What kind of retard can't make a nice guacamole

>> No.19162029

>>19162021
>>19162023
>>19162025
>worse than salsa
>more expensive
epic

>> No.19162036

Now try preparing it in Jeb!s own Guaca-Bowle, only $99 and it comes with a free clap

>> No.19162280

>>19162001
t. flyover non-fresh avocado haver

>> No.19162284

>>19162280
i live in europe, brown man

>> No.19162299

>>19162284
that explains it then I can only imagine how badly you've managed to bastardize the recipe lmao

>> No.19162302

>>19162299
fuming chicano mystery meat

>> No.19162319

>>19162001
is it tasteless or is it vile? Make up your mind

>> No.19163066

>>19162319
not him but something can be vile AND tasteless anon.. i mean if i had a ball of tasteless slime that'd be pretty vile

>> No.19163080
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19163080

why do california and brown people get upset about not liking their over rated stuff

>> No.19163160

How fat are you that onions and lime juice are “flavorless”?

>> No.19163763

>>19162001
Don't talk down about yourself like that, OP.

>> No.19163808

>>19162299
probably tryna put chocolate, curry sauce, or kebab meat in it.

>> No.19163991

nice thread OP, good job.

>> No.19163997
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>>19162001
Here, now you can eat guac like a movie star!

>> No.19164316

>>19163080
browns going to brown
amerimutts aren't people
t. evrochad

>> No.19164320

>>19163160
but you're the obese brown new worlder mutt

>> No.19164325
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19164325

why does every other thread on this board devolve into race bullshit now

>> No.19164333

>>19164325
>we should be able to call people flyovers
>NOOO STOP CALLING US BROWN CHICANOS

>> No.19164340

@19164333
don't reply to me again you loser

>> No.19164343

>>19162001
mash it more, add lemon, salt, onion, corriender,cumin, safran, smalls cuts of tomatoes. and fresh pepper and suddenly it will taste good.

>> No.19164345

>>19162001
Just add salt, lime juice

>> No.19164347

>>19164343
>add some brownpeople shit to this
no thanks amerimutt

>> No.19164358

>>19164343
Try French, (The country that actually knows how to make food.) Merikunt.

>> No.19164374

Mash in a tin or two of sardines in hot mustard.

>> No.19164799

>>19164374
My Fellow White Coposter.

>> No.19165004

>>19162001
Don't be upset, bro, anything can taste good if you prepare it right
>avocados
>onion of your preference
>roma tomatoes
>lemon, lime, and orange juice
>salt
>pepper
>chili powder
>cumin
>cilantro
>sprinkling of chicken bouillon
Don't knock it til you try a good one, guacamole is one of my favorites

>> No.19165009

>>19165004
Oh, forgot the peppers if you want it spicy
>jalapeño
>serrano
Etc

>> No.19165010

>>19162001
Correct, your thread is.

>> No.19165018

>>19165004
>bro
>>19165010
>>19165009
>has the hispanic n
yup, the browns are back

>> No.19165036

>>19165018
Brown people don't say bro, bro. I'm white as a snowflake, just been living southeast Texas all my life and cooking at restaurants for over a decade. Why you gotta hate the guacamole? Post a dish from your area you enjoy so this can at least be a discussion instead of shitflinging

>> No.19165041

>>19165018
Nah, but unlike your mom I don't get the hispanic D either

>> No.19165057

>>19165036
>TEXICAN
>WHITE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA QUADROON. AT. BEST.

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>>19165057
Nah, they even got a painting of my great great granddaddy in the Capitol. I'm done feeding you though, have fun out there buddy!

>> No.19165140

>>19165093
sure thing muttman
enjoy the spics

>> No.19165179

>>19162001
Free shavacadoo lol

>> No.19165194

>>19162001
try tasting it with your mouth

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>>19165194
Learn that one from your mom? I bet she's got a lot of experience

>> No.19165212

>>19165209
Your dad, actually

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>>19165212