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Southern foods thread. Southern Chads, report in.

>> No.19160234

>>19160222
how far south? like Argentina?

>> No.19160245

>>19160234
Antarctica, fried penguins, suchlike.

>> No.19160273

>>19160222
>toasted the inside of the biscuit halves
sacrilege

>> No.19160280

I am about to open a southern restaurant because I'm insane. Here's the menu I worked out

BASKETS
(Served with fries, and hush puppies or hot water cornbread.)

Catfish Nuggets
Fried Chicken Wings
Chicken Strips
Nashville Hot Chicken
Fried Butterfly Shrimp
Southern Style Shrimp
BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich

MEAT & THREE
(Served with 3 sides. Free slice of butter bread by request.)
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Chicken Fried Steak & Gravy
Fried Catfish
Fried Chicken
BBQ Country Ribs
BBQ Pulled Pork
Ham Hock & Beans
Hoppin' John with Salt Pork
Smoked Sausage, Red Beans & Rice
Shrimp & Cheese Grits
Southern Chicken & Dumplings

SIDES
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Candied Yams
Collard Greens
Corn on the Cob
Green Beans
Black Eyed Peas
Coleslaw
Mac & Cheese
Red Beans & Rice
Rice & Gravy
French Fries

BREAD
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Baked Cornbread
Hot Water Cornbread
Hush Puppies

DESERT
Banana Pudding
Peach Cobbler
Chess Pie (Made in a hotel pan)

DRINKS
RC Cola
Diet RC Cola
Diet Coke
Sweet Tea
Lemonade
Red Kool-Aid

>> No.19160301
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Fresh hot pork rinds

>> No.19160307

>>19160280
>Free slice of butter bread by request
>by request
cheap son of a bitch I ain't never going to your restaurant

>> No.19160313
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>>19160307
I actually decided against that and just decided to include cornbread or hush puppies with every meal. If you order corn on the cob I plan to serve it on a piece of buttered sandwich bread though.

>> No.19160328

>>19160273
>mistakes tang(tm) orange coloring for toast
jokes on you, yanke
Seriously, though, if that's normal toasting, that image has been fucked to beyond belief in post process, likely because the gravy looks gry as fuck otherwise, seeing as even the shadows look orange.

>> No.19160346

>>19160280
Fries AND hush puppies/cornbread? You're a maniac!

>> No.19160361
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>>19160346
Hush puppies or cornbread. With fries and your entree. I think the baskets will be popular for lunch.

It's southern food, it's mostly grease and carbs, and most of my customers are likely going to be obese black people.

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>>19160328
I mean, seriously, what kind of food radiates an orange glow in its shadow?

>> No.19160369

>>19160361
>most of my customers are likely going to be obese black people
no grape drank?

>> No.19160381

>>19160367
Looks like a warm colored (orange or yellow) artificial light on the near side contrasting with actual sunlight on the far side. Naturally, the shadow from the sun is much darker, but the light from the artificial source is easier to see in there since there's less sunlight to drown it out.

>> No.19160384

>>19160245
>fried penguins
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19160386

>>19160381
>naturally
No. There is not much "natural" to that kind of lighting(coloring) effect.

>> No.19160455

>>19160386
The orange from the biscuits are giving off ambient lighting. Every object does this. If you fill a room with blue objects, your room will have blue shadows and blue lighting. Same thing goes for red, purple, yellow, every fucking color of the rainbow. I advise you bone up on your physics, anonymous.

>> No.19160464

>>19160384
NOOT NOOT

>> No.19160548
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>> No.19160651
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Pecan pie
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecan_pie

>> No.19160811

>>19160280
godspeed anon. I'll be stopping by for some catfish if I'm ever in the area for sure

>> No.19160827

>>19160280
Yes hello I'll have the cola hock, hot water puppies, and a lemontea to drink please

>> No.19161147
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Gulfchad reporting

>> No.19161169

Mmmm'boy mah that boiled 'possum shore smells good golly-ee-JEEPS!

Why thank you hon ah got the recipe from Alloicious Hercules Ataxerxes Nermal VII now you know that black boy can fry a shoe fit for the Presnident!

Gawsh mah he sure been in the house lately... y'reckon paw's finnin' ta win th'war soon?

Never mind baby eat your steamed coon I see Alloicious comin' up yonder

>> No.19161332

>>19161169
Are you having a stroke?

>> No.19162965

bump

>> No.19163140

>>19161169
I think that fourteenth booster shot finally got to anon

>> No.19163153

>>19160548
Cajun or creole isn’t southern.

>> No.19163154

>>19163153
You're that fuck from Texas who has rules for beans, aren't you

>> No.19163158

>>19160367
why are you retarded

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>>19163153

>> No.19163878

>>19160280
Looks good. Good luck anon.

>> No.19163928

>>19160280
Looks good. I wish we had a local southern diner. I think your menu could use biscuits, some kind of an okra side (fried okra, or okra & tomatoes) and some kind of cake there. Everybody loves a hunk of homemade cake. I’d start out with maybe a caramel cake.

>> No.19163931

>>19160280
Good luck anon

>> No.19164435

>>19160280
Looks comfy. Let us know when you get set up and post the name of the joint.

>> No.19164456
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This and a basket of hush puppies, collard greens and sweet baked beans with fried corn bread

>> No.19164650
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the weathers good so yall already know we're grilling
briskets on, chicken marinating in that good virginia brown sauce, chess pie cooling down, cornbread getting pumped out in a few hours
god bless southern cuisine

>> No.19164681

>>19164456
I'm from flyover country. What does fried catfish taste like?

>> No.19164693

>>19163158
why aren't you?

>> No.19164726

>>19160651
I used to fucking love pecan pie. Probably 20 years ago I ate an entire pecan pie and got sick, haven’t touched one since.

>> No.19164800

Southwest food > southeast food

>> No.19164818

>>19163153
based

>> No.19164824
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>> No.19164833

>>19160280
You should be hanged for not including any fried okra.

>> No.19164837

>>19164824
best meal ever created

>> No.19164913

>>19164681
NTA but it's very meaty if that makes sense. People complain it tastes gritty or muddy but that's because they bought it from the store and didn't rinse the meat before cooking. Some people hate the idea of eating a bottomfeeder but aside from bullheads the ones most people catch to eat are off the substrate in the water column.

>> No.19164970

>>19164824
Throw a couple over-easy eggs on top and now we're talkin

>> No.19165029

>>19164833
I thought that but didn't say it

>> No.19165037

>>19164837
most fatsos would agree

>> No.19165042
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This bottom feeding catfish :)

>> No.19165045

>>19165042
I want to feed off her bottom

>> No.19165114

>>19160280
I would eat there at least twice a week.

>> No.19165797
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>>19160234
Im from argentina

>> No.19165825

>>19164693
>the orange glowing biscuits aren't due to post processing
Oh, he is.

>> No.19165906

>>19165797
i can tell cause youre cooking on grill of a jeep

>> No.19165924

>>19165797
looks like shit, have some pride

>> No.19166039

>>19160222
>>19160234
I guess Perú also counts

>> No.19166118

>>19164833
I don't want to deal with the prep. That's why there's no biscuits either. Frozen okra is slimy and gross.

>> No.19166133

>>19160280
Need to add mashed potatoes as a side, and maybe something like salisbury steak and/or meatloaf as a meat and I think it’d be perfect.

>> No.19166144

>>19166133
Salisbury steak, the quintessential southern food.

I'm not 100% on the menu yet, but I omitted a lot of things for the sake of labor costs. I want to be able to prep and run a shift with just me, my wife and a waitress.

>> No.19166309

>>19166144
>quintessential southern food
>created in new york
>exactly as popular as everywhere else except for literally one(1) city in missouri
salisbury SHIT

>> No.19166336

>>19166309
>what is sarcasm

>> No.19166372

>>19166336
>what is a general statement on an ongoing historical discussion
good luck with the autism

>> No.19166381

>>19166372
>what is cope