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>> No.19158852

awww, he's swimming!

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>> No.19158861

>>19158818
Does the lobster killing itself make it safe for vegans to eat?

>> No.19158871

>>19158861
That's a crawfish.

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>> No.19158898

>>19158861
its always safe for vegans unless they have an allergy. most vegans dont though.

>> No.19158904

>>19158871
There is no need to call it names.

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>>19158904

>> No.19158933

>>19158926
Sometimes I think ms yeah is really cute and want to drown her in my cum, but other times I think she looks weird af. Why?

>> No.19158935

>>19158818
why did he do it bros?

>> No.19158939

>>19158882
I fucking hate niggers.

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>> No.19158978

>>19158970
>Dogs are not allowed inside but blackies are
The west has fallen

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>> No.19158996

>>19158988
He's literally me.

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>> No.19159003

>>19158988
Is he an american eating a chip butty?

>> No.19159004

Stop calling everything a general. Generals bring faggotry.

>> No.19159016

>>19159004
WebM general is one of this board's longest standing traditions.

>> No.19159021

>>19159002
average keto enjoyer

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>> No.19159096

>>19158935
He knew too much.

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>> No.19159104

>>19158818
this is mean spirited :[

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>> No.19159106

>>19159103
why in god's name does he stick his tongue out like that

>> No.19159110

>>19158988
>jannie taking a lunch break

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>>19158958
yikes

>> No.19159119

>>19159002
>if you don't have a good breakfast you won't have a good day
she's right tho

t. used to only eat at night

>> No.19159129

>>19159023
Gigachad move.

>> No.19159142

>>19158856
i knew that thing would fuck it up from the start

>> No.19159144

>>19158988
This is literally me, I even look just like him in this, but I'm not in a wheel chair yet.

>> No.19159149

>>19159144
maybe try eatin less

>> No.19159166

>>19159023
What a fucking boss

>> No.19159167

>>19159166
I would love to kick that asshole in the teeth.

>> No.19159173

>>19159149
But it's the only thing I have left in my life.

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>>19159023
This looks like Terry

>> No.19159185

>>19159166
If he was doing this to something you wanted to eat, you would be calling for his death.

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>>19159106
That's just how a sigma mindset kinda guy eats.

>> No.19159208

>>19158933
>>19158926
Never heard of her. Thats one crafty bitch.

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>>19158935
>why did he do it bros?
he had information leading to the surrender of Ukraine...

>> No.19159215

>>19159106
So he can tickle the balls.

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>> No.19159321

>>19159251
Biryani with lamb curry? Very original.

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>>19159251

>> No.19159343

>>19159321
Indians stole it from the Wakandanese

>> No.19159345

>>19159328
I would go back for seconds. That looks good.

>> No.19159355

>>19158970
In the tiktok she writes the steak is medium rare but looking at the receipt it clearly says medium. Also did they pay $9 for fucking water?

>> No.19159358

>>19159328
oh my lawd ruined with cheese. on bag or half a bag would have been fine. i think half a bag melted in and the other have to use as a topping. fuck that's so sad. so many flavours completely squashed by the brown note of velveeta :<

>> No.19159364

>>19158988
where'd you get this video of me

>> No.19159381

>>19159002
eating raw pork and onions on bread, that's a german.

>> No.19159387

>>19159023
staged

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>>19159251
i didn't see him wash that lamb
tisk tisk

>> No.19159412

>>19159328
>metal fork on a non-stick

>> No.19159429

>>19159381
Being obese and diabetic is American

>> No.19159460

>>19159106
Did you now see how much of that sloppy shit would have ended up on his beard and chins if he didn't stick it out?

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>> No.19159520

>>19159251
>Nationalist kingdom segregated from the world
>What do they eat?
>Food made with ingredientes imported from another continent of course

>> No.19159523

>>19159487
That amount of cinnamon may actually be toxic

>> No.19159534

>>19159185
thank god he's at the golden corral then

>> No.19159541

>>19159471
How come super rich people can't eat real food? Why is it always weird shit like this?

>> No.19159542

>>19159487
People who do this kind of stupid videos for tiktok wasting food for shock content should be hanged

>> No.19159556

>>19159471
Shitty editing you should kys

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>>19159523
you'd be surprised

>> No.19159631

>>19159541
Actual "rich" people don't do this. Old money doesn't need to flex about spending a grand eating chocolate off their fingers like a five year old.

>> No.19159642

>>19159631
You underestimate the tendency of kids, rich or otherwise, to act like asshats.

>> No.19159650

>>19159642
Everyone in that webm is over the age of 30. Of course kids are a special case of retarded but that doesn't need to be said.

>> No.19159653

>>19158878
my mom makes these, not sure if it's the same recipe, but usually just for holidays or when i ask her, and they are like crack. i can eat an entire freezer bag in one sitting they are so fucking good and bite sized. i took a big batch to my friends party potluck a few months ago and everybody loved them. 2 big tupperwares went super quick i had to stash some for myself.

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>> No.19159722

>>19159709
Slaves to the meat

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>> No.19159786

>>19159765
Asian five spice flavored.

>> No.19159788

>>19159709
how much do they sell one of those for?

>> No.19159798

>>19159523
we can only hope

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>>19159820
I think thats an ostrich egg. Either way fucking gross

>> No.19159847

>>19159709
Anon why did you post porn this is a blue board

>> No.19159858

>>19158958
>>19159111
Do you poltards not understand it's a shit joke and not real?
It's that it?

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>> No.19159889

>>19159859
I like that, looks wholesome and they're having fun.

>> No.19159907

>>19159832
>more video evidence that Brooklynites are subhuman

>> No.19159915

>>19159820
I'm gonna fucking vomit

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>> No.19159940

>>19159541
an ordinary restaurant doesn't even register as a location for people that are rich enough to burn 1000 dollars on one night of food.

But there's no actual way to make the concept of having food prepared and served to you actually cost a grand, the actual labor required just won't ever match it. So they pile more and more nonsense to justify a ridiculous cost. And they pay because they're completely detached from the reality of why things cost what they cost.

>> No.19159957

>>19159471
if I was super rich I would just go to my favorite mexican resteraunt every night

>> No.19159965

>>19159106
To taste it more obviously.
We taste with our tongue.

>> No.19159966

>>19158818
Damn, do you think he thought it was water?

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>> No.19159985

>>19159832
hipster goyslop

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>>19159328
>obey

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>>19159820
Are those slugs he is putting in the egg?

>> No.19160027

>>19159719
Is this a server? Thats fucking awesome. Hope he never hurls the flaming cauldron at anyone.

>> No.19160030

>>19159765
Where did the popcorn man go?

>> No.19160039

>>19159922
This is a fucked up commercial. Where is this from? Lol.

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>> No.19160047

>>19158970
Filming in a restaurant should be grounds for the death penalty. Last time I went to a restaurant where someone was filming I asked to be moved. I'd probably just leave if they wouldn't move me or kick them out.

>> No.19160050

>>19159975
This was a wild ride. Looks good. Real fat man shit but good.

>> No.19160053

>>19159607
That's Ceylon cinnamon in that supplement. The more common kind in most food is called cassia and is more toxic, but anything with enough of it to make you sick is going to taste really bad.

>> No.19160064

>>19159982
i would make cheese from her milk and eat with bread.

>> No.19160072

>>19160053
odd because the common "fake"cinnamon is the one thats actually healthy for you

>> No.19160079

>>19158818
He went out on his own terms. Respect.

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>>19160017
You put the eels in the ostrich egg and shake it all up!

>> No.19160093

>>19160072
And by healthy we mean causes allergic reactions (cinnamaldehyde), is cancerous (styrene) and thins your blood/ruins your liver (coumarin).

>> No.19160097

>>19160064
I know where you can get yeast for the bread at.

>> No.19160099

>>19160097
yes of course

>> No.19160111

>>19158970
>DUDE IT'S COVERED IN A DOLLAR OF GOLD FLAKE HOLY SHIT TAKE ALL MY MONEY

everytime

>> No.19160112

>>19159251
this is just Italian food with lighter hands

>> No.19160125

>>19160017
better at cooking than they are at finishing series

>> No.19160136

>>19159859
Their smiles are infectious. As is the one dudes taunting fat dance moves.

>> No.19160142

>>19159106
involuntary action due to stroke

>> No.19160151

>>19160043
Some poor chicken suffered a horrible and short life just so parts of its body could be eaten by a nobody influencer on a kfc ad.

Some days its really hard to be a meat eater.

>> No.19160157

>>19159858
>not real
lol fucking retard, what do you think it's CGI? dumbass lmao

>> No.19160162

>>19160047
Taking pictures/videos of meals is dumb but you sound like an insufferable autist

>> No.19160169

>>19160151
While I agree with the sentiment, I didn't know you could do that to chicken wings. Maybe they have to be heavily breaded like that, but if that technique works so consistently I'll have to begrudgingly accept that it would be the only valuable thing I've learned in the last combined two hours spent on this board.

>> No.19160182

>>19159859
I know the phrase gets thrown around a lot on this website but that is truly Lynchian

>> No.19160193

>>19160169
can confirm it works with all wings but in my opinion removing the second bone is unnecessary, eating around it is just fine and it works as somewhat of a handle

>> No.19160194

>>19160111
You can get 30 sheets of edible gold leaf on the internet for $13.99. These people are retarded

>> No.19160201

>>19159820
Do chinkoids really?!?

>> No.19160209

>>19158988
>chubby emu music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxJXn1dOwGA

>> No.19160212

>>19159251
When are we gonna stop with this Wakanda bullshit?

>> No.19160232

>>19159982
What do you think this is doing to her body? Does she have to consume extra food and liquids?

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>>19160111
>>19160194
But muh gold tho.

>> No.19160243

>>19160169
>>19160193
just shove it in your mouth and pull only the bones out

>> No.19160275

>>19160237
Does this actually do anything to the flavor? I've heard that ice-cream testers use gold spoons because gold has no flavor

>> No.19160283

>>19160237
I want to punch him.

>> No.19160302

>>19159105
Why do Euros love eating bugs?

>> No.19160308

>>19159990
That kid looks like a ferengi

>> No.19160310

>>19160275
No. The gold they use is so fine that it passes right through your system. You just shit the gold out the next day. You can purchase your own edible gold leaf and gold powder and gold flake on Amazon for way cheaper than you'd expect.

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>> No.19160340

>>19158818 (OP)
Tasty lobster

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>>19160318
Would.

>> No.19160370

>>19160318
imagine the smell

>> No.19160373

>>19160232
She'd have to consume a lot of extra vitamins and minerals or else the milk would be nutritionally worthless, though I guess as long as the women receiving her donations are made aware of the condition they could add supplements to it.

>> No.19160376

>>19160237
vidoes wih this type of "vibe"/production values whatever are so fucking bad. same thing everytime. some fucking retards or faggots doing some dumb fucking expressions while text scrolls the screen. the worlds fucked

>> No.19160382

>>19159205
this is literally the type of person I think every ck poster looks and acts like lmao

>> No.19160383

>>19160318
Thicc

>> No.19160385

>>19159542
I bet she's already hung

>> No.19160390

>>19160237
i don't know anything about this man, but i hate him

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>>19160081
holy mother of kek

>> No.19160396

>>19159935
my mail order bride has some chubby Chinese cheeky

>> No.19160400

>>19160318
the angle she chose to record this at is flooring me

>> No.19160492
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>>19159832
This coprophage will never be her.

>> No.19160499

>>19159023
not. my. problem.

>> No.19160500

>>19158818
>YOU DIED

>> No.19160512

>>19159922
Rubicon Spring Water. See the children, she already cheated on the fella.

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>>19158935
He understood the truth.

>> No.19160535

>>19158856
lol
>>19159002
raw pork mince?
>>19159820
>>19159990

fucks sake.

>> No.19160542

>>19159709
me on the right

>> No.19160545

>>19160030
you can see him in the smoke at the end. He's still standing and seems to be fine.
probably deaf now though

>> No.19160636

>>19160318
The shits her asshole produces must be extra liquid and fragrant.

>> No.19160652

>>19160545
this guy didnt watch breaking bad

>> No.19160655

>>19159487
God I fucking hate w*men

>> No.19160675

>>19160283
>>19160376
>>19160390
lmao seethe more while he enjoys his gold chicken poorfags

>> No.19160679

>>19159412
tbf, at one point she switched to a spoon

>> No.19160681

>>19158975
it's all in the sauce

>> No.19160689

>>19160243
it leaves you with the problem of having to get all the meat in between the bones, removing one bone actually makes it much easier

>> No.19160691

>>19160157
Do you know what a joke is?
Brain dead sheltered cuck

>> No.19160693

>>19159460

t. mouthbreather

>> No.19160699

>>19159412
most intelligent home cook

>> No.19160700

>>19160237
>Would you spend $1000 on gold wings?
>...they're actually only $45
So...no? I wouldn't go to Wingstop and drop $1000 either.

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>>19159023
max. based

>> No.19160714

>>19159832
i HATE slugs. but this is somehow worse.

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>>19160714

>> No.19160725

>>19158970
>cracked out nigger runs up to your table with a knife and tries to perform some voodoo shaka zulu coonfoolery on your tin foil steak
Wow what a wonderful experience!

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>>19160017

>> No.19160732

>>19160043
this is retarded. there are standardised methods of eating now? people are instructed by chains to eat what they already pay for?

>> No.19160741

>>19160728
rip

>> No.19160743

>>19160718
LMFOA
did he set the sprinkler system off?

>> No.19160744

>>19159106
He's had 3 strokes, cut him some slack.

>> No.19160767

>>19160718
is this real?

>> No.19160783

>>19160655
God I fucking hate men like you

>> No.19160834

>>19160783
imitating people isn't a culture. you will never be an american man. stop trying.

>> No.19160851

>>19159832
>tongues wagging
>arms waving
>heads bobbing
>moronic smiling all throughout
Seeing men act like giddy schoolboys really turns the stomach.

>> No.19160877

>>19160851
distressing state of a world we live in when the caricatures that which dominate the infosphere are no more than reflections of real people
Poe's Law is supposed to be Unsuspecting not Predominant

>> No.19160888

>>19160017
if a woman can't cook by the time they're an adult, they should be executed

>> No.19160889

>>19159487
Lawd have mercahy!

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>> No.19160897

>>19160373
>add supplements to it
doesn't that.. like, defeat the whole momy milk thing to begin with?

>> No.19160899

>>19160744
pretty sure this nibba is reviewing a brimstone barbecue by now

>> No.19160906

>>19158935
If you had any sense you'd do the same.

>> No.19160911

>>19160893
Do you have to pay an extra $1000 for them to fuck off?

>> No.19160935

>>19160911
I guess they think that anyone willing to drop that much on a steak is a manchild who'll enjoy it.

>> No.19160956

>>19160888
This but all genders

>> No.19160974

>>19160935
God I loath the nouveau riche.

>> No.19160981

>>19160237
I love this man. He hates his job

>> No.19160989

>>19159935
So beuatiful

>> No.19161003

>>19159251
Beautiful

>> No.19161037

>>19158988
This house is surprisingly clean for how he acts.

>> No.19161046

>>19158988
>rolling around your house in a wheelchair so you can just "stand" outside the fridge and eat comfortably

god damn that's actually genius. probably saves a shitload of time. if he had some kind of apparatus to attach a tablet or phone screen to the front of his chair so he can watch TV while eating it would be perfect

>> No.19161051

>>19159400
I've seen this picture posted in dozens of thread in various boards on this site and I still have no idea who this chick is. It's obviously something food related because she's in a kitchen and I can see packages of food right in front of her. Can I get a QRD?

>> No.19161064

>>19159106
For you, anon.

>> No.19161066

>>19158818
he lived how he fried

>> No.19161073

>>19158970
Expensive, but she's worth it. Fine AF.

>> No.19161079

>>19159328
O B E Y

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>>19159173
>>19159149

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>>19159922

>> No.19161099

>>19159922
lmfao, its perfect

>> No.19161107

>>19160974
>nouveau riche.
Not even, it's 99% sales wagies burning their annual commission bonus before their student loan agencies can collect.

>> No.19161113
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>>19159820
Might actually be alright

>> No.19161119

>>19161046
And he gets AC, won't even have to spend money on a fan.

>> No.19161121

>>19160691
>i was j-just joking!
Fuck off, retard.

>> No.19161123

>>19161051
She posted a video saying
>every time I use fresh garlic and onion the seasoning police come out and tell me my food isn't seasoned, where do you think garlic powder and onion powder come from?
and some people decided "seasoning police" was racist.

>> No.19161130

>>19159487
It's fucking liquid, disgusting.

>> No.19161133

>>19160956
unironically agree

>> No.19161156

>>19161097
>average fetlife 'musing'

>> No.19161178

>>19159111
based best souls enjoyer

>> No.19161202
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>> No.19161212

>>19160318
>here we go again
*unzips*

>> No.19161254

>>19160897
Not entirely.
Apparently mothers milk strengthens immune system and no substitute can do the same.

>> No.19161284

>>19160767
So it's true zoomers cant make out even bad shops

>> No.19161298

>>19158818
i don't consider myself a sadist but there's something very amusing about this webm

>> No.19161299

>>19160718
Did they died?

>> No.19161302

>>19159940
>an ordinary restaurant doesn't even register as a location for people that are rich enough to burn 1000 dollars on one night of food.
This is how I know you're poor.

>> No.19161350

>>19160535
>raw pork mince?
yes, it's great

>> No.19161356

>>19160974
I love them, they're so easy lol

>> No.19161418

>>19159487
She really has got that super fucking annoying face down pat.

>> No.19161449

>>19161284
>video
>photoshop
ok boomer

>> No.19161546

>>19159820
Enjoy dying

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>>19160893

>> No.19161728

>>19161449
Photoshop has had video editing capabilities for over a decade.

>> No.19161852

>>19159975
what nonsense
>the beer......
>the whine......
>the shiskey
like what difference does it make if you just plow it lt together in there

>> No.19161869

>>19161582
The cringe is almost edible.

>> No.19161881

>>19161202
>Cabbage broth

>> No.19161891

>>19160893
>Shaking a hot as fuck piece of iron used for Branding beef inches away from someones face as a group of people moves and press against you

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>> No.19161908

>>19160675
nobody is impressed by the $6 worth of gold used here

>> No.19161910

>>19160318
>Ez curry
>It's just curry
>It's curry made the same way someone's grandma would make it
>It's not simplified in any way

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>>19161897
lol, make mine a double. two shots!

>> No.19161918

>>19161910
tbf, She did cook everything on high for 1/4 the time. That's somewhat simpler.

>> No.19161919

>>19159534
thats a supermarket you blind sperg. lady walks by with a shopping cart in the BG

>> No.19161920

>>19161897
>>19161912
Looks like a keeper, bros.

>> No.19161921

>>19159820
>The pain of the eel flavors the egg

>> No.19161931

>>19159765
Only way out of the popcorn tower

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>>19159820
i swear to god they do their utmost to have the worst lighting and presentation when it comes to these wacky asian meals

>> No.19161937

>>19159607
>1000 mg

>> No.19161938

>>19161728
Except it hasn't and doesn't

>> No.19161961

>>19161051
>>19161123
to add to what that anon said it's a common thing on twitter / tiktok / whatever for black people to say white people don't season their food at all cause they think everything needs to be covered in like 3 pounds of powder seasonings, which is why i think people called her a racist

>> No.19161968

>>19159990
why is that kinglet showing his teeth awkwardly the entire time

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>>19161582
>look up Rhain
>Dubai
Figures.

>> No.19162018

>>19161992
Mostly stupid, but at least this place has some actual production value going on. More interesting than a regular dinner, but obviously not worth even 1/4 of whatever they'll charge for it.

>> No.19162070

>>19161937
of extract

>> No.19162114

>>19159460
He still got it all over his beard

>> No.19162199

>>19161968
Traces of chimpanzee dna

>> No.19162230

>>19161992
how the fuck do they do the thing with the walking legs?

>> No.19162245

>>19158970
long nails are utterly disgusting

>> No.19162257

>>19159820
haha remember that video where the girl... nevermind

>> No.19162285

>>19161037
Hollywood's idea of a dirty house doesn't even come close to how bad it can really be.

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>>19160017
Yes, it's slugs.

>>19160081
>>19161921
Eels don't have antennae.

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>>19159487
love from kazakhstan

>> No.19162500

>>19161881
that's a stock made with crab and kombu

>> No.19162534

>>19159023
>don't mind me, just pirating this soup

>> No.19162545

>>19159832
Funnily enough, I was just reading Jacques Pepin's autobiography the other day, and he describes staying with farmers as a child, where they would eat food out of bowl-shaped indentations carved right into the wood of the table. And I think it was a corn-porridge he described, so basically polenta.
But still, fuck these faggots and their table-eating nonsense. Total nigger behaviour.

>> No.19162565

>>19161582
It makes sense actually. The kind of douchebag who spends this much money on a steak covered in gold wants EVERYONE in the restaurant to know about it.

>> No.19162572

>>19161968
mama said he better be smilin fo da tiktok video or she gon beat dey ass

>> No.19162604

>>19159990
Why do blacks have to dump pounds of cheap (totally not) Lawry's on everything

>> No.19162605

>>19159023
If I saw someone doing that I'd hit them, simple as that.

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>>19162604

>> No.19162710

>>19158970
wow two snickers??? what luxury

>> No.19163059

>>19162696
I fucking hate millennials.

>> No.19163062

>>19159110
jannies aren't paid to take breaks

>> No.19163187

>>19159832
>Corn didn't come to Europe until 1493.

I call bullshit on this predating plates.

>> No.19163192

>>19163187
it's a new world crop

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>> No.19163224

>>19161897
what a queen

>> No.19163229

>>19163205
because nothing says fine dining like having some greasy guy rub your meat.

>> No.19163246

>>19160030
you can see his bit flowing at the camera

>> No.19163322

>>19158856
Why did they use an arm instead of a conveyor belt? If you're just dropping things in there is no need for an articulated tool.

>> No.19163326

>>19160017
It's those earworms from Animorphs

>> No.19163359

>>19160732
I can tell you are not an american, because your post exhibits negative freedom.

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>>19160302
They're not just eating the bugs. They're eating the cheesy shits that the bugs make after gorging themselves on cheese. You basically get the maggots to pre-digest your food for you.
>>19160359
There's a similar thing they do with cats in Indonesia. You feed coffee beans to a cat, then pick them out of the cat's shit. Then you make coffee out of them.

>> No.19163367

>>19159105
>>19160302
>>19163361
that cheese was made illegal years ago

>> No.19163418

>>19163367
This has never stopped Italians.

>> No.19163438

>>19163418
by that logic then no one has ever stopped farmers from eating cats, dogs and assorted wild animals, despite most first world countries banning black meats since centuries
casu martzu was made illegal many years ago
obviously there are many SARDINIANS (not italians) still producing it clandestinely

>> No.19163440

>>19159859
Second guy moved the table as fourth guy threw the bottle
We should make fat people fight for food, only the winners get to eat and they all loose calories fighting

>> No.19163539

>>19159429
Well that clip actually is from a german trash tv show though.
t. german

That sad excuse of a human actually put me off of Mett for a bit. God how disgusting can someone be.

>> No.19163553

>>19163322
Probably just to try and make it seem more human/advanced.

>> No.19163557

>>19159002
>annagret and her son hubert

>> No.19163564

>>19159023
stopped to refuel before continuing to grocery shop

>> No.19163639

>>19163438
No one has. I had kitty-caciatorre yesterday.

>> No.19163660

>>19160302
Casu Marzu is illegal since 1962

>> No.19163662

>>19163322
muh technological advancement

>> No.19163685

>>19161051
she hurt niggers feelings.
she pointed out that niggers are so stupid they think dumping onion and garlic powder and seasoning salt on is the only correct way to add flavor, and they dont know what seasoning even means. She used fresh onions instead of onion powder and niggers are of course, too stupid to understand this and said WI PEEPO DON SEASON DEY FOO
so she just made niggers look stupid which isnt hard because they are Gods walking practical jokes.
watch literally any video of niggers cooking. after they wash their meat with soap and/or bleach, they put seasoning salt and onion/garlic powder. they think thats just how anything should be cooked

>> No.19163686

>>19158970
>liquor popsicle, would
>lemon on crab, nice
>gold steak
>it's fucking raw
>chef is performing some crackhead voodoo witchcraft on the raw golden steak
>dessert is just some ice cream with whipped cream, no doubt costing a half a king's ransom
2/10 overpriced garbage.

>> No.19163687

>>19159709
fucking hell you just KNOW this is delicious

>> No.19163689

>>19161881
retard

>> No.19163690

>>19159110
>>19163062
kek

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>>19161933
autist is annoyed slug-ostrich meal chan had bad photogenics

>> No.19163703

>>19162230
animatronic maybe

>> No.19163706

>>19159328
as a fried meats lover this is actually goyslop

>> No.19163711

>>19163205
>sliced American
fucking disgusting dude

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>>19162257
>that video with the girl and the... you know...
i know.

>> No.19163724

>>19159832
>cutting food on a wood table
enjoy your splinters and sawdust

>> No.19163731

>>19159935
letting a kid get that fat is unironically child abuse

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>>19159990
>korean bbq for the first time
>she had to bring her own spices
how did she know in advance
why do darkies have to keep forcing this no one spices they food like we is meme

>> No.19163749

>>19160318
she is a wonder to look at from any angle. i could watch her cook for hours.
>they're poking through her shirt

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>>19160318
>1 tbps cumin seeds
how bout I cumin her fat fucking brown pussyhole

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>>19158818
the thumbnail looks like ya mum's cootch :3

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>>19163752

>> No.19163767

>>19161891
i'm sure treating a third degree burn costs less than $1000

>> No.19163774

>>19162230
>>19163703
girl is bent over hiding inside the desk

>> No.19163780

>>19158988
Very few things on this site actually make me sad and this webm is one of them. God damn it, its just fucking depressing

>> No.19163788

>>19159002
Sacrifice some resolution for bitrate jesus christ

>> No.19163811

>>19159832
This would have been perfectly fine on a plate, why bother with this gimmick?

>> No.19163816

>>19163811
so they can justify having to spend ludicrous amounts of money on needing a new table every time they make one of these

>> No.19163827

>>19160162
OK goober

>> No.19163834

>>19160893
can cer

>> No.19163840

>>19163187
Polenta is corn now but used to be made with any grain.

>> No.19163844

>>19158988
Brendan needs to take it easy. All that wasted food and electricity from the fridge just sitting open seems really irresponsible. He'll never get back to making films acting this way

>> No.19163857

>>19159534
That's some healthfood store like Whole Foods or Sprouts, he wouldn't get away with that if they ever had a buffet at the grocery store by me. They might mistake it as a power grab from another gang.

>> No.19163867

>>19159709
What fucking animal I'd that from?? Is that a thigh

>> No.19163873

>>19161051
>black people eat flavored starch like candy
>black people's well guarded secret spices they're so arrogant over is basically Lowrys
She accidentally revealed a bunch of embarrassing shit that somehow stayed relatively internal in black culture when they mobbed on her for as other anons mentioned over some petty black people spice shit. But wtf black people eat flavored starch bricks lmao, there's a whole industry for it online go look.

>> No.19163874

>>19163811
because then they couldn't make a video to piss off 4channers.

>> No.19163881

>>19159541
These "restaurants" depend on people with way more money than brains, and word of mouth. It's more like shitty art, not food. I doubt these places even offer much consistency, for what they charge it should be mint.

>> No.19163882

>>19160237
>self-nicknamed "Foodgod"
The only emotion I have is hatred.

>> No.19163900

>>19160956
Agree. Cooking is easy as fuck and nobody knows how

>> No.19163908

>>19162230
It's called a "woman", and I don't think it's actually part of the meal.

>> No.19164139

>>19158988
Is this a nicado avocado documentary?

>> No.19164167

>>19161938
https://helpx.adobe.com/uk/photoshop/using/video-animation-overview.html

>> No.19164168

>>19164167
>they advertise having it, that must mean they have it
you've never opened the software. lower your voice around me

>> No.19164175

>>19164168
Do you enjoy pretending to be stupid on the internet?

>> No.19164180

>>19164175
wrong post bro, you meant to reply to >>19164167

>> No.19164636

>>19163205
>stuff raw asparagus in the center

por que....

>> No.19164775

>>19159709
how does he get out?

>> No.19164927

>>19162696
She's gross and trying to be like Eric Wereheim

>> No.19165054

>>19163867
Ur mom

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>>19159106

>> No.19165171
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>>19159820
This is the first time I’ve physically gagged from anything on /ck/ fuck you

>> No.19165175

Anyone got that webm of that vendor dumping a bunch of random food into a styrofoam container?
Looked like some Latin American country.

>> No.19165241

>>19159859
>The Platform 2