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I unironically enjoy cheap palm oil "chocolate"

>> No.19153738

Crazy because I had I dream you palmed my oily chocolate balls

>> No.19153753

These chocolate coins have such a unique taste. There's other cheap chocolate that tastes like shit, but something about these is really nice. It's similar to those little Dove chocolate cube things.

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>>19153733
these "gold coins" tasted to so godawful that even as a sugar-crazy kid I accepted these things to be nothing more but decoration and never touched them again. This also applies to any festival style gingerbread with all that decorative sugar crap on it, absolutely indedible, yuck.

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>>19153733
I moved to a palm oil country and they are so hilariously brainwashed
> Fake butter made out of palm oil pongo butter is legit butter
> Seed oils are literally going to kill you tomorrow
> Olive oil health benefits are overblown and those fat ass Mediterraneans are lying
The only thing palm oil is good at is being cheap due to third worlders harvesting it

>> No.19154390

>>19153733
Palm oil destroys your arteries, the aluminum gives you dementia, and the HFCS messes up your insulation levels. Knowing this I would probably still eat one because they are good for some reason. Or maybe it's just nostalgic.

>> No.19154421

>>19153753
it's the microluminums

>> No.19154441

>>19154390
>insulation levels

>> No.19154446

>>19153733
Nobody realizes that you open these the way you would test a real gold coin. Put it between your teeth and bend. Claim the delicious palm oil chocolate inside.

>> No.19154457

>>19154446
That's how you open them, it's ok to be wrong

>> No.19154469

>>19153753
It's not just the taste. The texture is amazing. They're slightly chewy.
Man, I really need to get my shoko shekels

>> No.19154492

>>19153920
Worst chocolate I had was cheap solid Easter eggs

>> No.19154494

>>19154457
No it's not.

>> No.19154545

>>19153733
I've eaten these before, tastes a little strange but not entirely unpleasant, is this what American chocolate tastes like?

>> No.19154678

>>19154545
No

>> No.19155118

>>19153733
That stuff is delicious. They were my favorite thing about bar/bat mitzvahs.

>> No.19155195

i was eating some of these on acid recently and imagined people using them as currency. and some people carefully pealing them to eat because they were starving then filling them up with some solidfying liquid of equal weight and resealing them so there was a whole bunch of fake currency going around and you didn't know if your coins were filled with chocolate or not.
>>19155118
lel, of course jews would hand out chocolate coins to their children.

>> No.19155850

>>19153733
I don’t eat enough chocolate to know the difference between some that costs a thousand dollars or some that costs a dollar. Does that make me a bad person?

>> No.19155881

>>19153733
Where the fat bitches at?

>> No.19155984

>>19153733
Chocolate coins are a psyop