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Anonymous Tue Apr 11 17:09:25 2023 No.19150950 [Reply] [Original]

No one is stopping you from humaliating and torturing lobsters and crabs before you eat them. You can simply dip them in very slowly

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 17:10:48 2023 No.19150955 File: 273 KB, 500x648, jc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19150950 wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 17:14:26 2023 No.19150970 >>19150950 No one is stopping the moderators of this board from using your IP to find and kill you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 17:21:45 2023 No.19150995 File: 2.16 MB, 640x360, 1635533538493.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19150970 I'm behind 7000 proxies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 17:53:04 2023 No.19151097 >>19150995 moar

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:47:26 2023 No.19151459 >>19150995 Lol nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:02:10 2023 No.19151525 >>19150950 Kinda pointless. They are just retarded bugs with no real thoughts. I doubt they feel any real pain, similar to other organisms. >>19150970 Reddit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:06:09 2023 No.19151544 >>19150995 source?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:10:21 2023 No.19151566 I humaliated a lobster once. I also interragated, motavated, barated and invatated it, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:12:09 2023 No.19151569 >>19150950 I could barely bring myself to kill a live crab with the instant method.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:13:53 2023 No.19151576 >>19150950 Lol I think they made that illegal in Britain

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:21:09 2023 No.19151595 >>19151576 You just need a license now

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:42:41 2023 No.19151677 sorry, I’m not a Satanist, and Satanic behavior is cringe and Reddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:03:27 2023 No.19152642 File: 484 KB, 640x651, 1650555016217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19151566

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:31:21 2023 No.19152713 >>19152642 neat story

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:46:07 2023 No.19152757 >>19152642 >>19152713 my uncle told me this story when i was in middle school but it was a hot dog and the woman had it removed by a doctor and the hot dog had been eaten by tiny crabs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:56:54 2023 No.19152784 >>19152757 why did the hotdog get stuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:58:30 2023 No.19152789 >>19151569 You wouldn't survive a day in the real world and nature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:02:06 2023 No.19152799 >>19152784 it broke in half and got stuck in there

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:03:13 2023 No.19152801 I wish i could go lobster hunting in Florida but im scared of all the sharks that are overpopulating the ocean now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:04:59 2023 No.19152803 >>19152801 might as well go shark hunting in Florida

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:12:16 2023 No.19152819 >>19152801 sharks are relatively docile and they don't attack indiscriminately but they will "test" bite swimmers to see if it's a viable piece of prey and those bites can typically amputate a limb because they are so powerful

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:34:53 2023 No.19152890 >>19152819 Yeah i know sharks arent pitbulls but i dont want to lose limbs. I dont own a boat so going lobster diving would be gay without one but damn would it be cool to just grab lobsters to cook like Supermarket Sweep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:37:21 2023 No.19152896 File: 136 KB, 768x768, sheikah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19150950 They literally emit poison in response to stress before they die, it's why you have to boil them alive.

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:41:44 2023 No.19152904

>>19152890

I live in South Florida

Every single year an average of like 4 people die as soon as lobster season starts due to

a) retards who dont know what they're doing and drown while lobster fishing

b) retards get in fights with other retards over lobster waters or traps and someone shoots someone else

It's always Cubans and boomers anyway which makes sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:44:40 2023 No.19152910 >>19152904 >It's always Cubans and boomers anyway which makes sense All this for a haul that won't sell for 1/4th of what they pull in Maine or Alaska and haul to Florida kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:53:08 2023 No.19152933 >>19152789 Anon this is the real world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 04:27:08 2023 No.19153011 >>19152904 >>19152910 It would just be nice not to have to pay for current lobster prices which are outrageous but so is boat fuel / maintenance / storage so its probably much cheaper and easier to just pay Florida lobster prices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 05:51:52 2023 No.19153224 >>19152933 No, it's not you soft cretin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 18:59:04 2023 No.19154686 >>19150950 If you don't clean the guts, gills, and brains out of a crab before you cook it you're absolutely retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 23:38:25 2023 No.19155463 >>19150970 he hasn't seen the dilation schedule yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 12:54:48 2023 No.19157136 >>19152896 No, boiling them alive just ensures that they are fresh enough to not have dangerous bacteria

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 12:56:33 2023 No.19157139 >>19150950 link related https://youtu.be/i1uvrnenIY4

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