/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19149262]

I’m a Caesar’s defender (it’s normally delicious for the price), but I tried this because I had a free coupon and I got so sick from it I couldn’t eat again for twelve hours. Why? Why would they make this? Who in their right fucking mind would do this? (Not most Americans, because everyone I’ve talked to about this trash has had a viscerally disgusted reaction to it.)

[Anonymous No.19149280]

>>19149262
The pizza sauce version is more appropriate for low constitution pussies like you.

[Anonymous No.19149285]

>>19149280
have fun dying at age 40 with heart disease you sonic hot dog eating faggot

[Anonymous No.19149294]

>>19149285
The brightest flames burn the shortest.

[Anonymous No.19149295]

>>19149262
>everyone I’ve talked to about this trash

What do you have like an inner circle of people who discuss Little Caesar's niche menu items? Lol

[Anonymous No.19149298]

>>19149262
>I got so sick from it I couldn’t eat again for twelve hours
Huh?

[Anonymous No.19149300]

Maybe the antidote was in the cheese sauce

[Anonymous No.19149305]

>>19149262
>Why? Why would they make this? Who in their right fucking mind would do this?

To be honest with you it doesn't seem that crazy to me. I mean pretzel dough vs pizza crust, is it really that extreme of a difference? Enough of a difference to warrant such an extreme reaction? I think probably not.

Probably had to do with the quantity you ate rather than the thing itself. Because yeah pretzel with cheese sauce and pepperoni on top is pretty rich & heavy.

And don't forget the huge crystals of salt on top too. A lot for the body to process Lol

[Anonymous No.19149325]

>>19149262
This lowkey looks like the dankest shit ever

Not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.19149336]

>>19149294
>I've... tasted things you people wouldn't believe
>Hot & Ready cheese pizzas for five dollars
>I watched Reviewbrah eat a Batman Calzony
>All those... flavours... will be lost in time
>Like... dipping sauce, under the car seat...

[Anonymous No.19149357]

>>19149305
It's the same dough with a mix of baking soda + water put on before throwing in the oven.

[Anonymous No.19149365]

>>19149357
Stop destoying my fantasy of it being an actual pretzel

[Anonymous No.19149528]

>>19149365
That basically is how you make "real pretzels" actually

[Anonymous No.19149542]

>>19149528
Oh ok. that's fine then

I feel better now

[Anonymous No.19149633]

It has nothing to do with the sauce or the crust. The problem is that you ate about 2 cups worth of salt, in addition to an entire pizza that's already covered in salty ingredients. Should have gotten the vax, OP. Your tastebuds are shot.

[Anonymous No.19149644]

I made a thread about this pizza not two days past and only got ONE response.
Kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.19149647]

>>19149336

[Anonymous No.19149685]

>>19149644

[Anonymous No.19149688]

>>19149644
Ok so what was your experience with it?

How do you rate it?

[Anonymous No.19149728]

>>19149325

it is

[Anonymous No.19149735]

>>19149295
It's the /ck/ Discord.

[Anonymous No.19149885]

>>19149262
On the cheese sauce one it’s light sauce and I brush off the crust salt.

[Anonymous No.19149893]

>>19149298
OP is so fat this is the first time he ever felt full and didn't know how to react.

[Anonymous No.19149901]

I wish that old world pepperoni pizza was a permanent item.

[Anonymous No.19150115]

>>19149262
The pretzel crust is good but the cheese sauce is cancer. Try it with regular tomato pizza sauce next time. Aslo I ended up brushing off most of the salt on the crust, it's just too much. Not bad for 7 bucks I guess.

[Anonymous No.19150197]

>>19149262
Why would you ever get anything from there that wasn’t a Hot N Ready?

[Anonymous No.19150243]

>>19149262
Ordered this last weekend coming off acid thinking it would just be like a quick and dirty Hot n Ready. The crust is NOT even pretzel, it's just browned bread with salt. The cheese sauce was fucking vile, like cheese whiz. I took one bit and threw the entire meal out

[Anonymous No.19150446]

>>19150243
>coming off acid
>first thing you wanted to eat was goyslop
You’re doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.19150454]

>>19150197
>he doesn't make a dinner reservation at Little Caesars for one of the two booths, specifically requesting the sought-after booth closest to the bathroom
Class is for men.

[Anonymous No.19150614]

>>19150446
Pizza has 3 ingredients. Not goyslop.

[Anonymous No.19150631]

>>19150614
Chain restaurant pizzas use seed oils pretty liberally.

[Anonymous No.19150638]

>>19149336
A few years ago in college I would dumpster dive for old hot and ready pizzas

[Anonymous No.19150651]

>>19150631
>see oil is... le bad!!
meme

[Anonymous No.19150659]

>>19150651
It's full of PUFA and oxidized to hell and back before it even gets to the customer.

[Anonymous No.19150665]

>>19150659
fake news

[Anonymous No.19150677]

>>19150665
Good talk, very enlightening. You've proven the health of seed oils beyond the shadow of a doubt!

[Anonymous No.19150730]

>>19150677
We're still at square one desu. You haven't proved your rancidity of PUFA claims, OR how those things are significantly more damaging than anything else that isn't avocado blueberry toast.

[Anonymous No.19150740]

>>19150730
I've given you the tools, now use them.

[Anonymous No.19150741]

>>19150659
>It's full of PUFA
Yes but its very low in BOFA

[Anonymous No.19150767]

>>19150740
kek
I accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.19151521]

>>19149542
>>19149528
>>19149365
>>19149357
pretzels use lye which can get to your stomach
this brand of pretzels used to give me the shits until they changed to recipe

[Anonymous No.19151527]

>>19151521
Little Caesars uses baking soda, not lye.

[Anonymous No.19151578]

>>19151527
well then its just the salt a grease overload sitting on the stomach then the crab load from the bread kicks in and causing a dumping syndrome

[Anonymous No.19151605]

>>19149262
It's delicious when it's fresh out the oven and hasn't been sitting for hours. Which sucks because that's what lil' ceasars does

[Anonymous No.19151631]

>>19150446
I know, I threw it out and ate a bunch of grapes and almonds instead

[Anonymous No.19152990]

>>19150197
Because my local LC gets so busy between 4-7 pm that I have to order ahead of time or deal with a 20+min wait. Can only get hot n readys during off hours.

[Anonymous No.19153038]

>>19149336
Loooool.

[Anonymous No.19153063]

>>19151521
While historically true it is often substituted with a baking soda solution in the modern era

[Anonymous No.19153133]

>>19149901
The first two we got had some much godamn pepperoni on them, its like they hadn't figured out exactly how much to put per pizza yet. The last one we got didn't have as much pepperoni but it still was very good. Well worth ten bucks which is rare in this day and age.

[Anonymous No.19153144]

>>19153063
i noticed that when i use baking soda for homemade pretzels they come out great but only when they were fresh and the next day they tasted skanky/fishy and yes i had good new baking soda not some random 2 years old box out of the fridge

[Anonymous No.19153229]

>>19153144
That's not normal

[Anonymous No.19153239]

looks good. the wetzels pizza bites aren't bad. why would this be much different? pretzels+cheese is a winner 99% of the time. what's your fucking problem?

although maybe they didn't cook it right, I've had doughy deep dish pizza from Little Caesars more than once.

[Anonymous No.19153398]

>>19149262
Ngl I saw the ad and it looked tasty but now that I’m thinking about it I bet the crust is tough

[Anonymous No.19153752]

>>19149262
I don't like little Caesars but it's an interesting concept for a pizza. Looks like it'd be a fucking salt bomb though. Probably would have to drink a half gallon of water after having a few slices

[Anonymous No.19154644]

>>19149262
The duality

[Anonymous No.19154650]