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>ate some fishes with the bones still in yesterday
>been having lower stomach pains throughout the day today
I'm scared bros

>> No.19146069

>>19146065
You're fine. You're a cat though, right?

>> No.19146079

>>19146069
let's say hypothetically, I'm not a cat (for the purposes of this exercise). would I still be able to thug that shit out?

>> No.19146084

>>19146079
You’ll be ok Anon

>> No.19146086

How can you tell it's not gas? Zoomers expel a lot of gas.

>> No.19146091

>>19146086
if it was gas I would be farting more already and I'm turning 30 this year.
it's a stomach pain unlike any i've had before, not in terms of scale, but in terms of location and sensation

>> No.19146096

>>19146084
thanks anon. they didn't scratch up my throat or mouth so I figured they wouldn't do anything to my innards.
it was smaller fish btw ( fried smelts)

>> No.19146098

>>19146079
Well let's pretend for sec that you're a human. And you've just consumed something you're not used to eating. And that what you did eat isn't poisonous or unnatural... you'll be fine. Just don't do it again

>> No.19146104

>>19146091
>I'm turning 30 this year
Oh, fuck, he's dead.

>> No.19146106

>>19146098
>don't do it again
I have another pound of raw smelts left in the fridge lmao.
we were going to freeze them anyways though

>> No.19146161

>>19146065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9AqI_uhttk
You're a dead man walking.

>> No.19146193

>>19146161
>pain on his right side
thank god, mine is on the left

>> No.19146802

>>19146065
X-ray would eliminate your fears. Just don't do it every day

>> No.19146822
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19146822

uuuuuuuuuuuuummmm

>> No.19146832

>>19146096
Id be surprised if such small bones made it out of your stomach not completely dissolved by acid, even if they did they are so small and flexible that they would easily pass through you without causing a problem. Youve probably just got undiagnosed cancer or something thats flaring up.

>> No.19146839

>>19146065
Fresh mint leaves, boiled.
Otherwise infused dry mint.

>> No.19146939

>>19146065
It's not the fish bones you've gotta worry about, you could have swallowed a stingray bard. Happens when they trawl fish in nets, they get dragged and stingrays on the ocean floor spike them.

>> No.19147038

>>19146802
This. Daily X-Rays give you cancer, and in some rare cases super powers.

>> No.19147103

>>19146079
If a kitter can Thug that Shit out I'm sure some flimsy wrist anon can

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19147107

I'm starting to like this Thug that shit out meme

>> No.19147304

can't fish bones like pierce your intestine and kill you?

>> No.19147310

>>19146832
>Youve probably just got undiagnosed cancer

Thank fuck for that, thanks anon

>> No.19147312

>>19147304
Yes

>> No.19147323

The acid of the stomach dissolves the bones

>> No.19147347

>>19147304
If you eat the big ones not the tiny little ones that are thin like hair, you would know if the bone is too big because you would probably think to yourself "should i really swallow this" and right then you know the answer is no. I dont get how you would acidentally swallow one unless you swallow food whole.

>> No.19147356

>>19147347
It happened once, but it got caught up in my esophagus and i managed to cough it out

>> No.19147572

>meat eater problems
thank goodness I eat only hotdogs and ground meat.

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>>19146079

>> No.19147826

>>19147572
thank god i only eat groundhogs and dong meat

>> No.19148572

>>19147038
>in some rare cases super powers
usually those superpowers are just more cancer

>> No.19148599

>>19147572
You're going to die a virgin.

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>>19147323
Sweetie, it depends on their size and the time they spend in the stomach.

What you say is true regarding small bones. But larger bones don't stay in long enough to get fully dissolved.

Leading to possible issues like intestinal rupture or obstruction.

>> No.19149020

>>19146091
Gas causes stomach pain like you wouldn't believe. I went half my life with recurring bouts of IBS with great pain and it turns out it was gas. The gas vets trapped, that's why you aren't farting and that's why it hurts. Go do yourself a favor and get some Gas-X. You'll thank me later.

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>>19146839

>> No.19149543

>>19146832
They were big for smelts
Like 5 or 6 inches long and an inch wide

>> No.19149857

>>19146065
thank you kitty, words to live by, never tell your life troubles online or (((they))) are going to find you and haunt your head to the end of eternity