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*makes you infertile*

>> No.19143329
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>>19143324
You do realise the plushie you use as a sex toy can't get pregnant, right anon?

>> No.19143332

>>19143329
I'm not worried about me getting something pregnant, I'm worried about not getting pregnant.

>> No.19143345

>>19143332
well I'm sorry to say trannies can't get prego regardless

>> No.19143349

>>19143345
You will never be with child

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>>19143332
Ok buddy

>> No.19144461

>>19143364
>picture you can hear

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>>19143324
Wait did they put vaccines in the coffee pods?

>> No.19145636

>>19143324
The modern world is so fucking retarded lel people are literally giving themselves alzheimers and infertility to enjoy the shittiest cheapest products imaginable

>> No.19145663

>>19143324
My 67 year old dad has used these for years and refuses to use anything else
He will refuse to make a basic pour over or use any other coffee machine complaining about not having time, even though he is unemployed and sleeps until noon every day. I am convinced the boomers have caused all of the modern world's problems.

>> No.19145664

>>19143332
I want to impregnate you

>> No.19145898

>>19143324
my face already made me infertile

>> No.19146926

>>19143332
just tell them to stick it in the wrong fat fold

>> No.19146941

>>19145663
That's probably true. Boomers were the first generation to grow up with the microwave and eventually got dishwass. It's been one big convenience arms race ever since.

>> No.19146955

>>19145663
>>19146941
most of the world's big wasteful products with rare exception can be traced to the postwar era

even coffee pods are basically just a smaller version of those single-pot sealed coffee packets intended for restaurants (that of course most boomers buy cases of in costco for home use if they dont have a keurig now)

>> No.19147151

>>19143324
Honey wake up. New schizo lore just dropped.

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>>19145898
>my face already made me infertile
Me too.

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>>19145898
>>19147194
it's never to late to start neckmaxing

>> No.19147412

>>19143324
If infertility is your concern I'd be more worried about the microplastics in literally everything you eat and the DuPont forever chemicals in literally all water including rain.