Wtf jack had a stroke again

[Anonymous No.19139244]

Kinda feel bad for him. He's tried to eat healthy for over a decade but keeps on having strokes due to the shitty food Americans have to eat. Feel bad for him and hope he can get back to cooking. U wonder tho if keto was all that healthy or just made him sicker

[Anonymous No.19139259]

>>19139244
He is a literal goyim slave destined for suffering and torment in SHeol, The Saturn AI Hell Matrix. As for ketogenic diets, it is only for us, not the goyim. We insert lies in order to cause division and chaos, as is our forte.

[Anonymous No.19139267]

>TOTAL SHITALIAN DEATH

[Anonymous No.19139315]

op you cannot feel pity for the dumb. people who do opiates, buy lottery tickets, become addicted to drugs, those that are dysgenic, enter interatial relationships, the poor. etc

if somebody chooses to eat dna changing engineered foods and parts of their brain die as a result let them be. we all cant be winners. nature filters these 'people' out

[Anonymous No.19139334]

>>19139244
>Tried to eat healthy.
I highly doubt it.

[Anonymous No.19139340]

>>19139244
The US has the greatest variety of ingredients readily available in the entire world, you sub 90 iq obsesser

[Anonymous No.19139355]

All the raw chicken caught up to him

[Anonymous No.19139372]

>deep in my soul i really do understand that this random youtuber was only ever posted as a joke
>but since i derive my entire sense of self worth from participating in this online community via reposting memes and webms someone else created, i have come to form an emotional attachment to this man
>i even made a twitter account just to follow him
>and now i'm making threads about his life that have nothing to do with food or cooking
>i could have fixed him, but alas
>he was cursed to be born in america, and their terrible diet was his downfall
When did you realize that the people who spam clickbait youtube garbage and the people who obsess over Americans are one and the same?

[Anonymous No.19139416]

I have been following him the entire time and I have seen him eat maybe one vegetable in two months while he whines for his wife to give him more fried meat. He complains that skim milk isn't okay for a diabetic while his wife snuck him in fried chicken every other day.

[Anonymous No.19139422]

>>19139259
Not everyone is a fithly jew. Your reckoning is at hand.1

[Anonymous No.19139423]

>>19139244
>have to
>have to eat
>have to
Op, you can choose not to eat the slop. there are plenty of healthy foods here.

[Anonymous No.19139428]

>>19139416
>bald Ja/ck/ Nicholson

[Anonymous No.19139437]

>>19139244
>have to eat.
They don't have to, they choose to.

[Anonymous No.19139454]

>>19139244
>tried to eat healthy
lol no he hasn't. imagine being this new

[Anonymous No.19139465]

>>19139428
His video today where he cried while a nurse forced his dead arm to work for the first time in four years because he genuinely believed God would fix everything was absolutely pathetic. Jack is a caricature a Reddit atheist would have made in 2011 but he's around in 2023.

[Anonymous No.19139500]

>>19139244
>He's tried to eat healthy for over a decade but keeps on having strokes due to the shitty food Americans have to eat
It's all self-inflicted. Keto is fine but you gotta control other bad stuff like trans fat too. Eating too much keto food also doesn't help.

From his recent videos, he did a bunch of burgers and sugar-laced food, which are absolutely not keto. He has choices but chooses and never stop choosing worse ones.

[Anonymous No.19139512]

>>19139465
>carb restricted diet
>biscuits and toast

???

[Anonymous No.19139522]

>>19139512
Carb restricted doesn't mean you cut out carbs entirely. You just you know, restrict the amount you consume.

[Anonymous No.19139524]

>>19139512
In American hospitals they legitimately cannot refuse you food if you pay for it and cannot prevent family members from sneaking you in food. Jack didn't lose a single pound in two months because he was sure to wake up and demand a huge breakfast every single morning, whine about lunch, then force his wife to shove nachos down his throat at random movie screenings.

[Anonymous No.19139534]

>>19139372
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.19139540]

>>19139522
>the "carb restricted" meal is still entirely carbs, just less of it
Why don't they give him a proper size meal that isn't made of carbs in the first place?

[Anonymous No.19139555]

>>19139534
I don't typically spoon feed newfags, but since you seem legitimately confused I'll give you a little tip. When someone makes a post without directly replying to anyone, it means that they're addressing the OP (the one who created the thread).

[Anonymous No.19139560]

>>19139522
literally everything on the plate is full of carbs, how are they restricting it?

[Anonymous No.19139567]

>>19139560
The amount... the receipt even lists it.

[Anonymous No.19139582]

>>19139465
So wait, his arm can actually work he just doesn't try to do physio on it? Let this fat retard die already, fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.19139588]

>>19139582
Jack and Boogie will outlast and outlive /ck/ and /fit/.

[Anonymous No.19139590]

>>19139244
Jesus Christ. Does this make stroke #3? He’s always mouthing around about getting healthy but never sticks with it. He’s hellbent on eating himself to death.

[Anonymous No.19139603]

>>19139582
He never tried to rehab it or anything because he thought it would just heal on its own

[Anonymous No.19139617]

>>19139603
wat de fugg

[Anonymous No.19139646]

>>19139244
in the video before this one he doubles the butter, doubles the amount of canned cream of chicken, uses chicken thighs instead of breasts, and uses evaporated milk. he wants to die

[Anonymous No.19139660]

>>19139646
This is giving him huge benefit of the doubt, but if he is actually doing a keto diet, you need to consume far higher levels of fat to maintain that than what a person would normally eat

[Anonymous No.19139668]

you are too kind, anon. the man is not on a keto diet. he never exercises and just posted a video on his youtube pages about his 5th stroke. prior to that he was eating this https://www.youtube.com/@jackonthego/videos while severely overweight and only having use of one arm

[Anonymous No.19139671]

>>19139668
>>19139660
meant to reply to this but i'm retarded

[Anonymous No.19139679]

>>19139660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68RobESiy4Q first two dishes are fried onion and bread

[Anonymous No.19139692]

>>19139244
>jack had a stroke again
that was ages ago, my man.
He's been real fucking busy complaining about literally everything, the food included, at the hospital and nursing home.
Imagine that incompetent fat fuck telling your cooking isn't good enough.

[Anonymous No.19139693]

>>19139679
That onion bhaji looks like complete shit. They’re meant to be onion patties. It’s like if you ordered potato latkes, and they served you a plate of loose hash browns. Can’t tell if they fucked it up and just said to serve it to them anyway because wypipo won’t know the difference, or they always serve it fucked like that. If you look it up, none of the image results look like that lol

[Anonymous No.19139710]

If I have a stroke I'm killing myself. I don't see why you wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.19139712]

hateful christians deserve death
they have no problem tormenting innocent homosexuals, I hope all christians die soon

[Anonymous No.19139716]

>>19139712
Homosexuals and Christians both deserve death. We saw materialist societies not spooked by idealism and Christianity like the USSR and Cuba and the solution to fags and christfags alike was simple.

[Anonymous No.19139724]

>>19139716
>>19139712
both of you shut the fuck up this thread is about jack

[Anonymous No.19139727]

>>19139724
Agreed, just wanted to add the faggot started it.

[Anonymous No.19139732]

>>19139244
Did he got to rehab?
Did the stroke just take away his arm forever, or did he just refuse to go to rehab

[Anonymous No.19139735]

>>19139732
he thought god would fix it because he's a lazy piece of shit who misunderstands god

[Anonymous No.19139736]

>>19139244
Welp, out of hospital. No need to keep doing those exercises.

[Anonymous No.19139739]

>>19139732
I am an RN and used to work in stroke rehab. When he had the second stroke, the one that busted his arm, I wrote up a whole fucking thing for him about how to get the use of it back. He thanked me and then very obviously followed absolutely none of the advice.
He's a lazy fat sack of shit who wants to eat burgers instead of salads and would rather spend 30 seconds praying to God on Facebook than put in some work actually exercising the affected parts of his body. Because of that he will only get worse and this most recent third stroke won't be his last.
He literally spent his whole time in hospital and the nursing home complaining about petty shit and, hilariously, the food they served. Never once having the insight to go "Hey, maybe they're serving me more vegetables than porkchops because they're trying to save my life".
I'm sure there were physical therapists attached to him and I'm sure he was being an insufferable cunt with them too. I've seen plenty of his sort before and they are not only annoying to work with but also, which is much worse, a waste of resources which could have been used on someone we could actually have helped.
Don't waste one second feeling sorry for Jack. Trust me on this; he did it all to himself.

[Anonymous No.19139787]

>>19139739
do most people follow the stroke rehab? vaguely related: i'm in my late 20s and broke my ankle last summer and have been working out/stretching it with resistance bands religiously (likely more than i ever would have prior to the accident) as prescribed by a PT because the loss of my mobility terrified me but i'm also a person who eats fairly healthy and isn't fully retarded. like, do more or less than 50% of people genuinely want to 'get better?'

[Anonymous No.19139800]

>>19139787
I've had maybe three patients in my entire career who followed all advice and regimen but most of them follow at least some of it and I get a very strong feeling that Jack follows none.

[Anonymous No.19139814]

>>19139800
damn, those are quite the numbers. jack seems like the kind of person who would get mad at not seeing immediate results (if he tried the exercises at all) and then conclude "this is useless." it's gonna be a weird day when /ck/ gets the message that he's dead from his final stroke or (other major medical event). odd question: would that make you sad or celebrate?

[Anonymous No.19139819]

>>19139814
I don't want him to die. That's why I get angry about him not following the advice people give him.
He's a fucking idiot and one of the worst cooks I've ever seen but that doesn't mean I want him dead.

[Anonymous No.19139821]

>>19139712

[Anonymous No.19139827]

>>19139739
They got real niggas at the stroke rehab?

[Anonymous No.19139834]

>>19139819
makes sense, given that you work in healthcare. hope you're doing well anon. <3