/deenz/ and tinned seafood

[Anonymous No.19139207]

think about deenz, talk about deenz
what are you eating?

[Anonymous No.19139282]

i ate some tinned crab today but it tasted like a rock pool

[Anonymous No.19139290]

>>19139207
I;m thinkin about thos deenz

[Anonymous No.19139308]

[Anonymous No.19139338]

Beenz pill is superior

[Anonymous No.19139523]

>>19139207

[Anonymous No.19139549]

Bros why can't I learn to love the deens?

They look so good. They smell good. But every time I take a bite I retch because it's like chewing rotted fish corpses.

[Anonymous No.19139650]

>>19139207
Eating deenz nuts

[Anonymous No.19139656]

>>19139650
With frosted flakes.

[Anonymous No.19140535]

>>19139308
Is the Charlie the tuna a jew?

[Anonymous No.19140560]

>>19140535
Charlie is a tuna

[Anonymous No.19140561]

>>19140560
a jewish tuna?

[Anonymous No.19140568]

>>19140561
There's no connection. There's only the connection you have to the Jews in your mind.

[Anonymous No.19140633]

>>19139549
the ones in mustard or hot sauce might ease you into it

[Anonymous No.19140636]

>>19139207
my new friends

[Anonymous No.19140641]

>>19139549
Mash them up then spread on bread, sorta like with tuna.

[the jew fears the AI No.19140647]

>>19139207

I used to buy mostly sardines and tuna but I replaced sardines with sprats now I like the flavor more and they don't break up that easily, which I found really annoying whenever I wanted to cook them instead of eating them out of the can. It's just slightly more expensive over here.

Anchovies are still my favorite tho but they're too expensive just a rare treat a few times a year.

[Anonymous No.19140696]

Why has canned fish gotten so expensive recently? The last time I bought KO they were $30/dozen, now they're $36/dozen, and I don't even buy Polar's smoked kippers anymore because a $62 order I placed last year now costs $90.

[Anonymous No.19140699]

Ordered this today. What should I eat it with? I'm doing keto.

[Anonymous No.19142108]

i’ve had packs of deenz for months since i use them to pill my dog but i’ve been scared to try one, do i say fuck it and join the deenz crew?

[Anonymous No.19142229]

>>19140699
that's super expensive. but maybe make a tuna salad

>>19142108
go for it bro
if it's dirt cheap ones the texture might not be too great though

[Anonymous No.19142249]

Aldi Australia have these Portuguese deenz for a limited time, can't wait to try these lil nibbaz

[Anonymous No.19142260]

>>19139207
i like king oscar tinned mackerel. it doesn't taste very good but it goes fine in ramen and on a mack salad sandwich

[Anonymous No.19142272]

I like them all deenz, kippers, oysters, clams, anchovies, salmon, tuna, put fish in a can and I will eat it

[Anonymous No.19142298]

>>19139207
Introduced a friend to the glory of smoked oysters

[Anonymous No.19142333]

>>19139338
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19142519]

>>19140636
What do you do with them? Raw oysters are one of my favorite foods but at restaurants they're too pricey to have often.

[Anonymous No.19142562]

>>19142519
Mix ketchup, horseradish, dash of hotsauce, salt, and pepper. Drop an oyster into a shot glass, and top with the cocktail sauce and enjoy.

[Anonymous No.19142576]

>>19142519
I can’t afford oysters, either. I think the only restaurants near me that still serve them are very expensive restaurants. Gone are the days of a plate of fried oysters for under $20. They’re too expensive to buy and fry in the grocery, too. I don’t know where our oysters are going or why they’re so expensive. I’m within spitting distance of where they pull them out of the water, too. I seriously wonder if they’re getting shipped out of the country.

ANYWA, like that other anon, canned smoked oysters are my new friend. The taste and texture are acquired. You just have to accept that they taste nothing like fresh oysters and the texture is completely different as well. They do somehow manage to halfway satisfy an oyster craving. Best luck I’ve had with these things is on crackers with cream cheese. I’ve tried making pasta with them and stuffing with them but the smoked flavor is overpowering.

[Anonymous No.19142581]

>>19139207
>>19139290
deenz nutz!
GAWT EM

[Anonymous No.19142588]

>>19142519
Whole Foods sells them for $2 each, at least they did in my coastal city about a year ago

[Anonymous No.19142595]

my pronouns are boneless/skinless

[Anonymous No.19142599]

>>19139549
Chew a rotten fish corpse to teach your brain that it doesn't resemble chewing on deenz at all.

[Anonymous No.19142696]

>>19142519
I have no idea, it is extremely wasteful too because nearly all of them die and spoil before being purchased.

[Anonymous No.19142698]

>>19139282
Tinned crab just isn't good. Gotta go for the refrigerated crab containers (usually plastic). Far better quality, but way more expensive. You are unironically better off using the fake crab over the tinned crab leftovers.

[Anonymous No.19142701]

>>19139549
Try the teriyaki tuna rice bowls. The teriyaki masks the terrible cooked tuna flavor, and it pairs well with the little tub of rice it comes with.

[Anonymous No.19142703]

>>19142576
>I don’t know where our oysters are going or why they’re so expensive.
Labor shortage most likely, though there may have also been some supply issues as well. Apparently it was affecting the crab industry too, was too hard to get seasonal labor from immigrants.

[Anonymous No.19142711]

>>19142576
>smoked flavor is overpowering
Not possible. Usually they use alder with seafood, so that wood is weak as fuck. Quit being a woman, women are the only cunts who complain about smoke flavor, because they are allergic to flavor!

[Anonymous No.19142714]

>>19142519
>>19142576
I splurge on these when in season can't help it but yeah the prices are insane

[Anonymous No.19142724]

Used to be able to go here great fucking oysters
to expensive now for me

[Anonymous No.19142726]

>>19142701
Tuna is fine, I eat tuna sandwiches and straight out of those packs. It's the deenz that make me throw up.

[Anonymous No.19142814]

>>19142229
Yeah, it'll be a treat, not a staple

[Anonymous No.19142825]

more of a /mack/daddy myself

[Anonymous No.19143442]

>>19142825
those mackerel tins are really great for the price i eat them a lot

[Anonymous No.19144325]

>>19142711
It’s overpowering in that when I’ve tried cooking with the smoked oysters all you taste is the smoke, no oyster. I’m going to try a cajun fettuccini alfredo dish soon where I think it will be nice but again the oyster flavor will take a back seat or just not be there at all.

[Anonymous No.19145216]

>>19142249
oh shit, thanks for the tip anon
i buy nuri when i feel like a splurge but they're $7!

[Anonymous No.19145362]

>nice lookin cano deenz
>check rabel
>mrade in chrina

Uhh, I'll pass thanks ;)

[Anonymous No.19145390]

all the mackerel around me is sold canned in water which is ass
feels bad man

[Anonymous No.19145406]

low in mercury high in d vita deenz rock now we just need them with sneed oils

[Anonymous No.19146330]

>>19142595
I only eat them because they're somehow cheaper. i prefer how the skin/bones feel and they have more nutrition.

[Anonymous No.19146508]

>>19142333
No you

[Anonymous No.19146533]

just bought a can of deenz, what do I eat them with? Are they meant to be eaten by itself?

[Anonymous No.19146662]

>>19140561
A jewna, if you will.

[Anonymous No.19147846]

>>19146533
i eat them as is but you can use them as an ingredient too, in pasta dishes for example or a salad
if you're br*tish put them on toast

[Anonymous No.19148961]

>>19146533
With ramen is probably my favorite

I also really like them with crackers and a cold Mexican Coke. The combo of the savory, oily deenz and the light, sweet Coke is insane

[Anonymous No.19148969]

>>19139308
What's the good flavors?

[Anonymous No.19149130]

Ausbros...
Aldi is all out. Hope you got in while the stock lasted.

[Anonymous No.19149883]

Deenz nutz

[Anonymous No.19149916]

Should I get this order this or add some more to get an even number for cost?

[Anonymous No.19149953]

>tfw local Sainsbury's stopped stocking King Oscar mackerel and only do their deenz
I'm down to my last two tins of Mediterranean mackerel bros how will I manage?

[Anonymous No.19150021]

>>19149953
invest in a fishing rod

[Anonymous No.19150993]

Does no one buy expensive canned fish?

[Anonymous No.19151021]

>>19149953
Maybe write their customer service asking them to carry it at that location.

If the do bring it back you should celebrate by playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

[Anonymous No.19151044]

>>19149916
are those really per can prices? lol

[Anonymous No.19151074]

>>19151044
Yep that they are.

[Anonymous No.19151242]

>>19149953
mine doesn't stock the deenz, i have to go to bloody waitrose for those which is just weird.

[Anonymous No.19151272]

deenz nuts gottim

[Anonymous No.19152257]

>>19149130
Kek! What a steal

[Anonymous No.19152305]

>>19139207
>mogs your deenz

[Anonymous No.19152877]

I ate past due polar oysters last week and was worried if I just didn't like them anymore
I bought some smoked reese oysters and it was night and day difference I wish I bought more while they were in sale

[Anonymous No.19152886]

Been thinking about that lobster

[Anonymous No.19152891]

>>19139207
I love tinned herring so fucking much /deenz/bros

[Anonymous No.19153013]

Rate my afternoon snack.

[Anonymous No.19153045]

>>19153013
Never had Matiz but you get points for beer, sardines, and chopsticks

[Anonymous No.19153709]

>>19139207
i cant get the King Oscar in the red package around here but I found a yellow and green package that says they are made by King Oscar on teh back and sold as "tiny deenz" - seemed regular size but with more tail. was pretty gud

[Anonymous No.19155087]

deenz nigga

[Anonymous No.19155137]

>>19152305
MAH NIGGA

[Anonymous No.19155141]

>>19139549
Try riga gold in tomato sauce with saltines, then upgrade to hardcore uncut Deenz once you're less green.

[Anonymous No.19155428]

I ordered this and will make another order from another website for stuff from different brands.
Up until now I mostly ate Nuri or Minerva for fish and I wanted to branch out.

[Anonymous No.19155431]

>>19155428
Whoops

[Anonymous No.19155693]

had the egg and mustard herring from lidl today, i thought it seemed weird but holy fuck that mustard shit is good.

>>19155431
is this stuff worth the price of admission?

[Anonymous No.19155749]

>>19155693
It depends on how you view it really, do you just want fish to munch on or would you like to try the canned fish version of charcuterie?
If it's the first then no, if it's the second then it's debatable based on income, as it's still a good amount of money to spend for what is objectively not a lot of material.
I use stuff like it for picnic dates with my girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.19156346]

What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.19156457]

Anyone try cod livers? How do you eat them?

[Anonymous No.19156462]

>>19155431
>>19155749
nta, but I am intrigued.

[Anonymous No.19156472]

>>19156346
bottom barrel Vietnamese deenz

[Anonymous No.19157219]

>>19156457
I make them into a spread, just mash them up a little bit and season to taste

[Anonymous No.19158094]

>>19155428
>>19155431
There was room in the box so I added to the order.

[Anonymous No.19158103]

>>19156457
just mash and spread on toast
i had them just as an experiment but i wouldn't take them over deenz or anything
it's just like a fishy pate

[Anonymous No.19159366]

Bump

[Anonymous No.19159805]

not gonna say. you wouldn't like it

[Anonymous No.19159991]

I wouldn't eat anything that's come out of the ocean anymore.
It's really just not worth it anymore. You all freak about the bigger fish being filled with mercury - well most of the current market fish are absolute riddled with chemicals that are guaranteed carcinogens.
It's over fish bros. Breed your own rabbits for meat, grow some chickens. Don't eat from the sea.

[Anonymous No.19159999]

>>19159991
Everything has microplastics at this point, why bother?

[Anonymous No.19160021]

>>19159991
Eat the lower chain fish, they're lower in mercury.

[Anonymous No.19160025]

>>19159999
I don't think people realse how bad it actually is. It's fucking over.

>>19160021
Mercury is the least of your problems.

[Anonymous No.19160032]

>>19139308
This crap is too expensive compared to cans of tuna or cans of deenz.

>>19139338
>not eating deenz and beans

[Anonymous No.19160056]

>>19160025
I don't give a damn about mercury or microplastics, just as long as it isn't leaded I don't give a damn.

[Anonymous No.19160118]

>>19160032
Some of the other stuff in the thread is way more expensive.

[Anonymous No.19161101]

>>19142108
YOLO