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19135764 No.19135764 [Reply] [Original]

My friends. I'm going to take you on an abstract journey through the world's 4 most famous dishes.
>Grilled cheese and tomato soup ft. bacon
>Omelette
>Noodles

>> No.19135768

>>19135764
you're just going eat all the ingredients separately aren't you

>> No.19135773

>>19135768
Looks like he already drank the soup

>> No.19135777

That's three. Is the fourth starvation?

>> No.19135778
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>>19135768
Nah man. On god we finna bout to make a toaster grilled cheese and Sous Vide bacon. No cap.

>> No.19135781

>>19135778
OP that soup can looks empty

>> No.19135782
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>>19135768
>>19135773
>>19135777
Bunch of pescetarian's up in here. Look on the light side for once.

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>>19135781
Half empty, like my balls after I Bond Burger your sister.

>> No.19135786

>>19135784
what happened to half of the soup OP

>> No.19135788

What kind of cheese are you using OP

>> No.19135789
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>>19135786
Made Mexican rice bromosexual.

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>>19135788
The one in the pic.
Cheese is ready to be grilled, bacon is ready to sous vide.
I have lost my tea towel

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Smoke immediately came out of the toaster.

>> No.19135809
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Bacon in the sous vide which is about to be the soup vide lmao

>> No.19135813
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Pro tip for you lads

>> No.19135815
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Smooth as mother fuckin silk

>> No.19135819

>>19135813
Are you qualified to give these "pro-tips"

>> No.19135822

>>19135815
Op that is not a grilled cheese
that is not a grilled cheese op what are you doing
that is not a grilled cheese

>> No.19135825
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>>19135822
>>19135819
Results speak for themselves mafckers.
So anyway, one of you top lads said 3 mafckers is good for bacon.
So you guys know your shit.

>> No.19135828
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Pesto mayo on the lid. Let's cook this soup.

>> No.19135835
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Boiling water, a season, a stir and a zap.

>> No.19135844
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>> No.19135849
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That pesto mayo is life changing.

>> No.19135872
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Let's prepare this omelette

>> No.19135881
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My body is ready

>> No.19135886
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In your dude for 5 mafcks. Got the oven on, cheese is grated.

>> No.19135909
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Drain and season.

>> No.19135918
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Melt some butter in your pan

>> No.19135923
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Get your noods in there an beat some Gregg's.

>> No.19135936
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Bit of soy sauce in the eggs to keep it authentic.

>> No.19135941
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It wouldn't be an omelette without cheese and it wouldn't be Mi Goreng without fried onion.

>> No.19135948

thansk for sharing

>> No.19135950
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Into the oven to play a game of wait.

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>>19135948
No worries lad. You lot could gain from some tips and seeing some skills. /ck/ doesn't have to be sloppa and fast food.

>> No.19135967

>>19135959
waiting to see when the skills come out

>> No.19135969

bro you got SHELLS in your OMELET

>> No.19135977
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>>19135969
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>19135967
1 finger. Uno!

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Beautiful. Let this masterpiece cool down before we plate up.

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>>19135977
>Pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.19136042
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Violin. A taste of Asia

>> No.19136046
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>>19136010
Those aren't egg shells. These are egg shells.

>> No.19136050

>>19136046
Nobody mentioned egg shells.

>> No.19136054

>>19136050
>bro you got SHELLS in your OMELET
Referencing the eggs former home.

>> No.19136064

>>19136054
I'm seeing a statement that mentions shells and something made from eggs, but nothing explicitly mentioning egg shells.
Seems you made an incorrect assumption. Better luck next time.

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>>19136064
I wasn't using anything else that comes in a shell.

>> No.19136072

please don't do alcohol :( or you might put unshelled shellfish in your meals :(

>> No.19136074

>>19136070
Shrimp come in shells. You left fragments of those shells in tact.
Hence, shells in your omelet.

>> No.19136085
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>>19136074
Nah man they were de-armoured. I left the spoilers on though.
>>19136072
I don't do alcohol. I am alcohol.

>> No.19136087

>>19136074
Omelette*

>> No.19136099
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Not going to lie lads. This is pretty fuggin good.

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Has anyone said it yet?

>> No.19136155

Why not prepare fugu for us? Are you a sissy?

>> No.19136160
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>>19136155
Fug me? Nigga fugu!

>> No.19136175

>>19136160
I love this deodorant too. Works like a charm for getting the ladies.

>> No.19136206
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>>19136042
Fuckin took me over an hour to eat this. Maybe we make a Minii omelatter.

>> No.19136257

>>19135788
dick cheese
>>19135786
crammed

>> No.19136261

>>19135844
nice painting.
which one is it?

>> No.19136396
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>>19136261
It's the one in the picture bro.

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>>19136257
Kek

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>>19135813
True disrupter-tier thinking. I tip my fedora to your bold innivation

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>>19136425
Worked an absolute treat lad haha. I was about to take a picture and they popped out and landed on top of each other in a cheese stack and I lost my shit.

>> No.19136677
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Bros. I got milk powder and chicken stock and shit. How make a microwave easy snack pasta meal?

>> No.19136685
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Over 100 pasta

>> No.19136698
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Make some cool and cream anaconda

>> No.19136710
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Bacin, cream and stick

>> No.19136725
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I think this will work. Cream, butter, stock, garlic, pasta and shit. Some milk powder, parmesan and cornflour then we are on.

>> No.19136743
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About 15 mafckers right?

>> No.19136758
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This thread is a crime
OP please make videos because yoi are Jack-level bad at cookery

>> No.19136764
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>>19136758
Bro! Corn! It's sweat and tender.

>> No.19136772
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Peas too bri

>> No.19136773
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Haha fuck yeah this is gonna be so good

>> No.19136785
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Step aside OP
You are like little baby

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>>19136785
We got this bro

>> No.19136798
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>>19136206
Looks like a tiny portion, here they are either 80 or 120g. Yours looks like 40 or so.

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Haha fuck it worked!

>> No.19136813
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Bruhs. Homemade pasta snack

>> No.19136833

>>19136813
>>19136803
>Homemade curdled vomit

>> No.19136837
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>>19136833
Bruh nah man haha it's like that Mottdoel thing with the sauce.

>> No.19136881

>>19136837
>>19136833
Cabin Navara

>> No.19136885

>>19136881
Navarro

>> No.19136887

>>19136885
Cabinnara

>> No.19136912

>>19136887
Carbonara

>> No.19136920

>>19136912
>>19136887
>>19136885
>>19136881
>>19136837
Anon's last words before dying of alcohol poisoning

>> No.19136975
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>>19136920
Haha nah man. The Cockindile had a smile

>> No.19137019

>>19135778
>finna
please translate. I don't understand ebonics. why are you speaking ebonics?

>> No.19137078

>>19137019
On god I have no idea
For real

>> No.19137646

>>19137019
>>19137078
Finna is an abbreviation of “fixing to,” as in one wants to do something

>> No.19137767

Thanks for sharing OP. Humble food done good makes of a house a home

>> No.19138592

>>19135872

i like those noodles with satay sauce and kimchi

>> No.19138609

Really dumb knife. Kill yourself OP

>> No.19138724
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>>19138609
No.

>> No.19138741

>>19135805
You don't put grilled cheese in a toaster you dumb faggot

>> No.19138744

>>19135815
WTF is that?

>> No.19138749

>>19138741
Got gud
>>19138744
Cheese on toast

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>>19136085

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>>19136773

>> No.19139060

>>19136813
>>19136803
Might make this for dinner tonight lads. Maybe get fancy and add some garlic.

>> No.19139520

>>19136396
I think you got some water on that during cooking. You should wipe it off.

>> No.19139607

>>19139520
I'll wipe of your sister's cock after she Bond Burgers me. You fuckin faggit.

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Bros, is it possible to make steak, potatoes and onions in the oven?

>> No.19139676
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I've got it! A microwave reverse sear!

>> No.19139688
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Fuck I reckon we got this boys

>> No.19139700
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Any 'owave experts know how long to cook a steak for a reverse sear?

>> No.19139717
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Sneaky little tomato grilled cheese while we wait.

>> No.19139728
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Money shot

>> No.19139743
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>> No.19139746

>>19139700
Ya flew too close to the sun, OP, and killed the suspension of disbelief

>> No.19139756

>>19139746
Do you have any microwave advice or are you just going to recite you're gay poems?

>> No.19139759
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>>19139756
Take it out of the packaging, 5 minutes a side

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>>19139759
10 minutes in the microwave? Fuck off

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I think I'll try 60% power for 5ish minutes.

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Let that rest before searing.

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>> No.19139802

>>19135778
>Sous Vide bacon
wat

>> No.19139809
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Imagine eating this good

>> No.19139816

>>19139802
I meant Sue Viede. It's her recipe.

>> No.19139870

garbage

>> No.19139876
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>>19139870
Stay Mad Kid

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Rate my cut lads

>> No.19140312

Haha

>> No.19140319

>>19140145
The flesh part is nothing special, but that nail, it will hurt for weeks!

>> No.19140342

when did ck transition from endearingly retarded to x-tier schizo

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>>19140319
Look how unstraight the cut is haha. To be honest most of it is numb.

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>>19140342
How dare you!

>> No.19140354

>>19135778
what is the burrito thumb for

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>>19140354
Dinner

>> No.19140789

>>19140145
>cut into the nail.
decent cut, I rate it 4/10. I don't think you could go above 5/10 for anything that doesn't require a visit to a doctor, but your cut is quite good despite not reaching that bar.

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I attempted to witness your thread OP but trying to attach a quip to every single post was just tragic.

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>>19135959
>saying you could learn a lot from me unironically
>unwarranted self importance about thread topic
oof that's what I get for making an earnest second attempt at reading this