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What should I eat during Good Friday?

>> No.19133826

>>19133822
Something from an Arab culture, LMAO

>> No.19133832

>>19133822
Eggs, fish, dairy. Something simple, not too filling. Remember that eating during Good Friday isn't for pleasure, so don't go for anything fancy.

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19133840

larp thread from election tourists
Anime website, not compatible with piety.

>> No.19133856

>>19133822
Try to fast. See if you have the willpower to.

>> No.19133891

>>19133822
meat
lots of meat

>> No.19133899

>>19133822
food, preferably

>> No.19134028

whatever you want.

>Jesus called the crowd to him and said, "Listen and understand. What goes into a man's mouth does not make him `unclean,' but what comes out of his mouth, that is what makes him `unclean. '"

>> No.19134052

>>19133822
fish
im pretty sure youre meant to eat fish

>> No.19134119

What would have been jesus' favorite doujinshi and McDonald's order

>> No.19134186

>>19134028
This. Catholics will all go to hell. Catholicism has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ.

>> No.19134192

>>19133822
LOL i cant beleive its good friday
Im eating lamb rn

>> No.19134198

>>19134028
>Listen and understand. What goes into a man's mouth does not make him `unclean,'
i think if jesus ever saw fast food or american cuisine in general, i think he'd change his mind on that one

>> No.19134201

>>19134186
based

>> No.19134210

A magic cracker of immortality, but pretend it’s a piece of the dead guy.
t. raised Catholic

>> No.19134394

>>19133840
Cry more bitch nigger fuck

>> No.19134419

>>19134394
how christlike

>> No.19134440

>>19134210
this, sample the body of christ in remembrance of him

>> No.19134442

>>19134419
Yes

>> No.19134445

>>19134440
If you knew anything about your own religion you wouldn't commit this heresy. The cracker is the literal body of Christ according to the laws of your own supposed religion. You need to read up nigger. Transubstantiation.

>> No.19134452

>>19134445
I remember when they explained that I n Sunday school. “It’s still a cracker, but through priest magic, it’s ALSO LITERALLY the body of Christ. And that watered down wine is literally his blood. It’s a mystery.”

>> No.19134457

>>19133822
every friday is good
eat whatever the fuck you want

>> No.19134495

>>19134452
Except it isn't a mystery. It's written canonical law based on flawed Aristotelian logic. Based on the specific text of the bible that strengthened the Roman empire at the nicean council.

>> No.19134499

>>19134445
im not catholic
why are you mad

>> No.19134500

Also id just like to add I'm not an atheist I most definitely believe in God. And I only disagree with 2 things Jesus said in the scriptures. But believing in the Catholic church is fucking retarded.

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>>19134201
>>19134186

>> No.19134506

>>19134495
Canon literally refers to it as a mystery.

The manner in which the change occurs, the Roman Catholic Church teaches, is a mystery: "The signs of bread and wine become, in a way surpassing understanding, the Body and Blood of Christ."

>> No.19134526

>>19134506
15th century canonical law definition of "mystery" is very different from 21st century definition of the word. They have literal philosophical treatises about it. The Catholic church has a very convoluted but supposedly logical process for transubstantiation. You merely need to look it up the information is out there. It mainly has to do with flawed linguistical logic that Aristotle started. Again you don't know what you are talking about.

>> No.19135090

>>19134526
no
>>19133822
day of abstinance and fasting, meaning no meat, and for food, 1 normal meal and 2 small meals, the sum of which does not exceed the normal meal.

>> No.19135109

>>19133822
shrimp po boy, the classic.

>> No.19135127

>>19134028
but how come the thing with the gays tho if suckin dick is not unclean

>> No.19135152

>>19133822
you've gotten through this many fridays of no meat, how do you need ck's help now?

just have some salted cod fish or fry up a piece of halibut.

>> No.19135165

>>19133822
easter eggs fuccboi

>> No.19135171

>>19133822
Matthew 15:11
King James Version
11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

>> No.19135176

>>19134452
hey wouldn't explain that it was magic unless you went to a false church because God hates magicians.

>> No.19135181

>>19135127
the consent given by the dick sucker is unclean.

>> No.19135247

>>19135176
It was a Catholic church, and they don’t use words like “magic”, they prefer to invent new words like “transubstantiation”, which is basically another way of saying magic.

>> No.19135266

>>19133822
mac and cheese with béchamel >>19134609

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>>19133822
Didn't Christ declare all foods clean, as the lord made them, so long as you give thanks for them? Regardless, I hate idol-worshipping cults and Jesus Christ pretty damned awesome.

>> No.19135339

>>19135288
Christ is Lord of all foods, that’s why we eat him as a cracker every Sunday.

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>>19134504
You look like that and sound like that

>> No.19135928

>>19133840
I like being anonymous because having a username with you post invites the sin of pride.

>> No.19135938

>>19135288
Not eating meat is a not done because the meat is unclean but because it is a small sacrifice made to prepare oneself for the celebration of easter.

>> No.19136437

Retarded protestants and ahteists assblasted ITT
Prety ironic considering atheist religion main priest, Richard Dawkins, is the one going around US debating protestants.

>> No.19136441

>>19133822
cum, like Jesus did.

>> No.19136449

>>19135288
Ritual abstention is a form of giving thanks.

>> No.19136453

>bake bread
>don't wait for it to rise
>eat it and flee the country
simple as

>> No.19136456

>>19136437
accept the fact that jesus was gay libtard communist and that his mother cheated on Joseph with some sweaty goat herder

>> No.19136458

Come post in my Filet Of Fish thread friend
>>>19136380

>> No.19136466

>>19136456
that's what pastor shaniqua (she/they) would make you believe during holy dildo forehead application would make you believe

>> No.19136480

>>19136466
the bible unfortunately kinda supports a lot of that, I know christians really HATE reading their bible (IF they can even read, that is lol), but maybe consider it some day.
It's a different book than what your "pastor"would have you believe....
Also, real christians wouldn't visit 4chan

>> No.19136505

>>19134198
I think you need to stop assuming what Jesus would think, heretic.

>> No.19136507

>>19136480
Now I know you're talking out of ass and don't know anything. There is not such thing as Christian faith. Christianity is a general term that includes so many antagonistic to eachother religions that it's just stupid to use it, as it means nothing.

>> No.19136521

>>19136507
>There is not such thing as Christian faith. Christianity is a general term that includes so many antagonistic to eachother religions that it's just stupid to use it, as it means nothing.
you write like some american evangelical

>> No.19136621

>>19136521
I guess some american sects can say one correct thing every now and then.

>> No.19136628

>Protestants seething this hard itt over a simple day of fasting in commemoration of Jesus' death
Really shows how their "faith" is based around doing absolutely nothing but going to church and saying the magic words once per week. You know who else acted like this? The Pharisees. Protestants are LITERALLY the Pharisees that Jesus came to earth specifically to remove from power.

>> No.19136638

>>19133822
jesus

>> No.19136718

>>19133822
Water

>> No.19136826

jesus' cum

>> No.19136835

>>19133822
Burgers.
>Matthew 15:11
>t. Jesus Christ is my nigga

>> No.19136843

>>19133822
You shouldn't be eating anything because it's Ramadan. Stop following a fake polytheistic religion.

>> No.19136858

>>19136843
More like Ramalamalabambadan, amirite?

>> No.19136877

>>19136858
No

>> No.19136892

>>19136877
We’ll just have to agree to disagree, then.

>> No.19136896

>>19133832
>eggs
this guy thinks easter is over already

>> No.19136904

Water fasting today an then a snack mid-day tomorrow before the Easter Feast

>> No.19137003

>>19136843
Christianity came first Mohamad sorry

>> No.19137009

>>19137003
i always thought islamic religion started in the babylonian times

>> No.19137174

>>19133822
You should eat a food that can fill you in a small quantity and avoid red meat. Since it's still fasting period.
For me it's Mushroom soup.
Mashed Potato
Dinner/Breakfast can be just a coffee and a piece of bread.

>> No.19137192

>>19133822
a box of jesus juice and communion lasagna

>> No.19137235
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>>19135928
>Having a name invites the sin of pride
So you're saying that imageboards are a satanic subversion of the god given burden of personal reputation?

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>>19133822

>> No.19137480

>>19137003
Islam is a continuation of the Abrahamic tradition. Abraham and Noah were Muslim. Muhammad just happens to be the last prophet in a line of prophets of the same religion which date back to a very old time.

Christianity is a corrupted offshoot, as ridiculous and wrong as Mormonism or Scientology. You can barely call it an offshoot because it throws away all tradition and sense. Christians are polytheists who believe in three gods and worship a number of humans in addition. They follow a book of hearsay tall tales that were recorded centuries after Jesus' death by a minority of cultists, and then proceeded to warp the message of Jesus even more radically over the additional centuries, until we get what we have today which is a completely schizophrenic mishmash of unfounded beliefs invented by men.

>> No.19137586 [DELETED] 

Good Friday is next week, Pascha is on the 12th. You are all a bunch of heretics
>t. orthodox

>> No.19137614

>>19137480
Again, how old was Aisha, the wife of Muhammad, when he married her?

>> No.19137642

Good Friday is next week. Pascha ("Easter") is on the 16th. You are all a bunch of heretics.
>t. orthodox

>> No.19137710

>>19133822
This is a question to ask your priest or pastor or someone like that instead of a bunch of weirdos on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

>> No.19138302

>>19137614
Older than the millions* of boys that the Catholic Pope and priests rape

*333,000 confirmed in France ALONE!
https://www.npr.org/2021/10/05/1043302348/france-catholic-church-sexual-abuse-report-children

>> No.19138476

>>19137710
But then how can he larp?

>>19138302
Based Church. Every girl those boys bed is getting sloppy seconds.

>> No.19138536

>>19133840
people like you are legitimately schizophrenic

>> No.19138567

>>19138536
christianity is an acceptable schizophrenic apocalypse cult dont judge

>> No.19138591

>>19133822
A steak

>> No.19138613
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>>19133822
I made a wrap with fried eggplant, fresh mozarella, roasted red peppers, spinach, and balsamic glaze.

>> No.19138663

>>19138536
Elaborate. In what way does my post not make sense, let alone displays signs of mental illness?

>> No.19138669

>>19138567
Schizophrenics typically default to Christianity. It’s a real thing that needs to be discussed. You don’t see schizos on the street claiming to be Ganesh. No, they all tune into the Christ vibe for some reason,

>> No.19138800

>>19138669
Christianity is popular with schizos because it requires mental illness to attribute counterparts to God. Even children naturally understand that there is only one God, not three, and that worshipping humans such as Jesus and Mary is nonsensical.

>> No.19138833

>>19138663
Not him, but I also thought your post was schizophrenic so I'll answer your question. It's not that it didn't make sense, I actually completely follow your line of reasoning. 4chan didn't used to be a moralfag website, a wave of moralfags came in 2016, and now you see a post like this, therefore the OP is an election tourist. It also makes sense culturally, in the sense that a lot of people repeat similar sentiments so I'm familiar with the line of reasoning.
The reason why it's schizo is because most Christians on this website aren't actually election tourists. Like more than half of the anarchist/libertarian/apolitical oldfags have become conservative or alt-right by now, if they didn't troon out. Most people's ideology has evolved in the last 10-20 years. And also, 2016 was 7 years ago, a lot of new people have come here since the election was old news. Clinging to "election tourists" as your boogeyman for everything is crazy. And additionally, the OP has a tame and friendly tone, but your reply has an angry and unhinged tone.

>> No.19138837

>>19135127
Just swallow the nut and you've fooled God. Give yourself a pat on the back, Shmuel.

>> No.19138860

>>19138833
>The reason why it's schizo is because most Christians on this website aren't actually election tourists. Like more than half of the anarchist/libertarian/apolitical oldfags have become conservative or alt-right by now, if they didn't troon out. Most people's ideology has evolved in the last 10-20 years. And also, 2016 was 7 years ago, a lot of new people have come here since the election was old news. Clinging to "election tourists" as your boogeyman for everything is crazy.
What a nothingburger. You're wrong btw.

>>19138833
>And additionally, the OP has a tame and friendly tone, but your reply has an angry and unhinged tone.
Because you fags rewriting the history of the site to larp here is really annoying and tired.

>> No.19138867

>>19133822
the body and blood ah christ ye sinner

>> No.19139783

>>19133822
Religion is the biggest grift in history. What a farse.

>> No.19139786

>>19133840
......what the fuck are you talking about?
>>19133822
I dunno but it better be.....GOOD! kek

>> No.19139852

>>19138833
because atheists are generally angry, unhinged people

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19139857

Best Friday.

>> No.19139878

>>19134198
Killing yourself had already been established as a sin

>> No.19139884

>>19133822
Had a joyous and happy GOOD Friday

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>>19133822
Mämmi.

>> No.19139900

>>19139884
You know anon


, Good Friday isn't exactly a
>Happy and joyous
Occasion

>> No.19140220

beer and cigs
i think i have a snickers somewhere too

>> No.19140250

I’m going to skin the Protestants.

>> No.19140268

>>19139895
oh yum, warm poop! nummy!

>> No.19140299

>>19139852
Source? Seems like a pretty big claim to just throw out there.

>> No.19141388

>>19133822
>What should I eat during Good Friday?
A big fat steak because EATING ANYTHING ELSE ON ANY DAY MEANS YOU HATE AMERICA!!!

>> No.19142120

>>19136843
All religions are fake. You didn't conveniently get born into the correct religion. You're just going along with what you were indoctrinated to believe.
You're a mindless sheep.

>> No.19142132

>>19142120
shut up my family has a direct line to god

>> No.19143000

>>19138613
Nice

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>>19133822
easter cake

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>All religions are fake. You didn't conveniently get born into the correct religion. You're just going along with what you were indoctrinated to believe.
>You're a mindless sheep.