What are some cursed foods?

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Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:49:29 2023 No.19129400 [Reply] [Original]

What are some cursed foods?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:29:35 2023 No.19129469 >>19129400 American food kek. Its always american shit posted in cursed food threads. Not even try to insult americans, but its how it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:50:33 2023 No.19129511 File: 184 KB, 600x844, cerealoutlet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] grocery outlets are where cursed foods go to die

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:02:16 2023 No.19129543 File: 97 KB, 666x666, cursed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129400 >checked You want them to be good... ...but they never are. They always taste like cleaning chems smell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:08:53 2023 No.19129557 File: 108 KB, 687x566, 1555380249867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:01:06 2023 No.19129680 File: 39 KB, 522x502, sunflower taco bell1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:02:07 2023 No.19129683 File: 397 KB, 952x401, yop mom 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:08:15 2023 No.19129704 >>19129683 Love me some YOP I always start the say of with a nice bottle of YOP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:09:19 2023 No.19129707 >>19129400 pistachios that have red die on them. my fingers were beet red. and the morning after i ate them i took a red shit and got all worried until i remembered i ate them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:33:42 2023 No.19129784 File: 245 KB, 409x421, 1680708664798.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129469 So what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:36:19 2023 No.19129794 File: 153 KB, 589x1000, takis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:37:18 2023 No.19129797 File: 4 KB, 154x150, Web capture_5-4-2023_10367_boards.4channel.org.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129683

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:40:54 2023 No.19129809 File: 49 KB, 462x618, vegemitechicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:42:10 2023 No.19129813 File: 35 KB, 594x592, vegemitechocolate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129809

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:43:17 2023 No.19129818 File: 50 KB, 526x698, vegemitechips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129813

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:10:00 2023 No.19130163 File: 330 KB, 888x1188, Pandora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some speculate that in the bottom of the box, there is "Hope"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:10:55 2023 No.19130165 File: 994 KB, 1728x2304, KD Flavour Boost.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:18:09 2023 No.19130176 File: 99 KB, 500x527, Guys+guys+have+you+had+this+yet+oh+man+taco_d7519f_5359347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish this was real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:30:28 2023 No.19130197 >>19129400 >>19129543 >>19129680 >>19129794 >>19130163 >>19130165 >>19130176 >food :l >food, with coloring :0

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:37:18 2023 No.19130215 >>19129543 I've never had these but people seem to hate them. Idk how they fucked up peanut flavored marshmallows, sounds delicious on paper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:39:07 2023 No.19130223 >>19130165 Do french fathers have sugary beards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:39:37 2023 No.19130224 >>19129813 >see about something 'stralian >voice in me head picks up the accent

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:25:30 2023 No.19130556 >>19129809 Mum came home with one of these yesterday

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:26:23 2023 No.19130560 >>19129511 I would buy so much of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:51:39 2023 No.19130849 File: 567 KB, 1400x1050, BF656DE4-1DF4-4662-AC51-9C53266652CB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:58:59 2023 No.19130863

>>19130215
>Idk how they fucked up peanut flavored marshmallows
well they aren't peanut flavored so I think most people can figure out how they fucked it up 100 years ago
>>19129469
due to the sheer variety available to most americans new brands or new products have to do pretty extreme shit in order to carve out their own space within that market
there's like 20 brands of pancake mix on the shelf of every local walmart and there's only so many ways to mix the same shit and put it in a box
so far this means established brands do wacky shit in limited batches and if it sells enough it becomes regular
but these brands have been doing this for like 30 years now and what used to be wacky shit is getting compounded with all the wacky shit done before so we're only going to get fucking weirder as time goes on

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:03:55 2023 No.19130871
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>>19130197
No faggot--you don't get it.
Natural colors and flavours are ALL GOOD.
Cursed goyslop is simply a mechanism to generate revenue for the healthcare, Insurance and Pharma industries.
Enjoy the ride tax donkey...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:04:49 2023 No.19130872 >>19130871 >Natural colors and flavours are ALL GOOD define natural

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:05:54 2023 No.19130877 >>19129809 >>19129813 >>19129818 I SAID DO YOU SPEAK-A MY LANGUAGE

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:06:44 2023 No.19130881
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>>19130215
I know, it's weird.
I SO wanted to like them. There IS I think ONE company that does them well--
But honestly, I'd rather eat the Mexi-Marzipan.
It's breddy fookin' gud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:08:41 2023 No.19130883 >>19129469 >>19130863 Reminds me about that conservative pundit who whined that there's only one kind of each kind of soup on the shelves in Cuba who then got BTFO because all of the different varieties we have are basically the same anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:08:52 2023 No.19130884 File: 1.39 MB, 1080x1609, Forbidden popsicle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19130849 Strangely--Frankfort puts out some decent shit on occasion. I'll give a Dolla Tre candy from them a shot every 1 in 10 times I go.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:12:03 2023 No.19130888
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>>19130872
A fair retort.
Considering that Plutonium could be considered "Natural"
My metric is simple:
>Not processed in a lab to avoid toxicity
>Occurs in organic foods==Turmeric, beets, fuck man, even cochineal is better than Tartrazine
>NOT sneed oil based
I still on occasion eat foods with titanium dioxide, but I don't think it's good.
INB5 NGMI

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:18:05 2023 No.19130897 File: 60 KB, 353x500, barbapapa-a-353x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19130223 they're entirely made of sugar

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:19:21 2023 No.19130899

>>19130888
consider all this worrying about where your ingredients come from or how they occur will likely be meaningless in likely 30-50 years when you inevitably die of an unavoidable incurable disease that is entirely unrelated to whatever you shove down your throat

I guess there's a small chance that fucking sunflower oil will contribute to whatever rare form of stomach cancer or heart disease finally gets you, but it's funny what people will decide is a bridge too far
and that's all if you are lucky and don't get hit by a bus or trip over your shoelace and die tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:21:58 2023 No.19130903 >>19129794 new Pacific Rim movie looking scary as fuck

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:23:35 2023 No.19130905
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>>19130899
>checked
Yeah, but that way is Nihilism.
I don't need to fucking wreck myself with garbage on a daily basis just because I haven't any self respect.
GET U SUM, faggot--I'm not putting ANYTHING in my body that is designed to solely line the pockets of the big 6, just because something fatal MIGHT happen if I'm retarded and don't have forethought.
I'll bet you're FAT AS FUCK and WEAK AS HELL, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:31:16 2023 No.19130913 File: 21 KB, 135x212, 8F780424-BB63-468A-B8EF-02B44D475226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129511 yjk

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:57:21 2023 No.19130956 >>19130905 Based, life isn't worth living without self respect and sticking to your principles

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:01:21 2023 No.19130965 File: 1.33 MB, 1800x1350, IMG_8531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19130956 I didn't WANT to be an Asshole--But at this point, if you aren't vigilant about what you're putting in your body-- ...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:05:21 2023 No.19130971 >>19130965 Yeah, it's worse than it's ever been. I've taken to making everything from scratch for the last handful of years. Much easier to assure quality when you're just buying base ingredients and staple foods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:09:49 2023 No.19130982 >>19129707 I haven't seen red pistachios in decades. At some point in the 80s we stopped importing from the middle east and started domestic production so there wasn't a reason to dye them anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:11:59 2023 No.19130989 >>19130556 Is your mom single?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:13:23 2023 No.19130994

>>19130971
Good man.
I was shocked to see just how pozzed Aldis became after the lockdowns--90% of their stock used to be either organic or at least sourced from places that had banned GMOs and Glyphosate.
The supply chain fubar really fucked the food supply BADLY.
***READ YOUR LABELS ANONS***

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:17:50 2023 No.19131007 File: 232 KB, 1280x929, chaos teeth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129511 I don't eat that stuff but as a prepper and avid (get it?) bird feeder I'd buy those. Most of it probably keeps forever and it's only the taste that gets shitty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:18:52 2023 No.19131008 File: 68 KB, 953x697, BIRDSareALIE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131007 >and avid (get it?) LOL

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:02:45 2023 No.19131140 >>19130881 Do bongols really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:05:28 2023 No.19131150 >>19131140 No, just like us--They have their retards and Chavs too. But this really WAS posted. I mean mailed into the paper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:08:24 2023 No.19131156 File: 63 KB, 275x264, 1680739658323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Surprised this hasn't been posted yet but probably because only your grandpas remember it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:09:59 2023 No.19131163 File: 1.36 MB, 320x179, 20 PIECE McNUGGET.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131156 Well..That's not a bad one. But I resent, as a Volcel, being referred to as a "Grandpa"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:13:41 2023 No.19131181 File: 2.51 MB, 1439x2005, britfood.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:16:06 2023 No.19131193 File: 52 KB, 960x720, goodsoup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:17:32 2023 No.19131202 File: 964 KB, 500x374, Cheese Grommit..gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131181 I just... Shit isn't... Why the fuck... C'MON!! These bongs fucking INVENTED WELSH RAREBIT.. WHY CAN'T THey melt the CHEESES???????????????????

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:19:10 2023 No.19131210 >>19131193 >MIlkbones >CandyCanes >Jellybeans?? >the heat of the nooderrs cooks the Egg Uhhhhhhhhhghghg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:21:05 2023 No.19131217 File: 474 KB, 1080x1559, 1672180215733228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:22:47 2023 No.19131220 File: 601 KB, 1935x1432, lilly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:40:00 2023 No.19131275 >>19131220 That's how you get pizza pits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:44:17 2023 No.19131294 >>19131220 this picture makes me want to vomit. who the fuck gets a coexist tattoo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:47:13 2023 No.19131305 File: 315 KB, 1500x845, reeses-popcorn-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:47:37 2023 No.19131308 >>19131220 imagine the acne

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:49:22 2023 No.19131315 File: 399 KB, 800x800, cinnamon-toast-crunch-cinnadust-seasoning-blend-13.75oz-800x800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:52:34 2023 No.19131327 File: 570 KB, 1605x1840, serving-suggestion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131220 somehow, the "coexist" tat is still the most offputting thing about this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:54:05 2023 No.19131331 >>19130556 Was it good? I would try it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:01:39 2023 No.19131360 >>19129784 What are you supposed to put this stuff on?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:09:18 2023 No.19131390

>>19129400
My sister bought the syrup to try in some of her baking but it's fucking awful. Tastes nothing like Fruity Pebbles but generic overly powerful flavor syrup.
She ended up throwing it out since there was nothing she could make that would taste good with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:10:42 2023 No.19131395 >>19130215 They're not peanut flavored, they're banana flavored.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:11:57 2023 No.19131405 File: 49 KB, 700x467, reeses-big-cup-potato-chips-QT-1200x800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know who they made these for but... Is it some weird mid western thing like peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:23:34 2023 No.19131452 >>19131220 >Lilly Bluemoon >not Lia Bluemoon amateur hour

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:45:15 2023 No.19131515 >>19131305 >>19131315 I'd try anything in this thread, but these two almost certainly taste good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:54:57 2023 No.19131546 >>19131405 Reese came out with a few different versions of this, basically its a scam since chips/whatever else are cheaper by weight then the peanut butter filling so its cheaper for them to make

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:42:42 2023 No.19131669 >>19131515 bought it before on a whim. it tastes like bleach.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:06:17 2023 No.19131747 >>19131452 >not a bottle of Blue Moon worthless

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:18:32 2023 No.19131788 >>19129511 >cereal uh, you mean carcinogenic candy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:19:55 2023 No.19131795 >>19130913 your mom's throat is great for growth

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:24:23 2023 No.19131812 >>19129511 I remember the marshmallow pebbles those were good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:57:34 2023 No.19132240 File: 54 KB, 1820x1170, 1649780923245363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129794

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:07:39 2023 No.19132254 >>19131315 >When you're literally too lazy to stir cinnamon and sugar together, so you have someone else do it for you at $4/ounce

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:18:50 2023 No.19132279 >>19131360 You put the stuff on the picture in a casserole dish, pour the sauce on top, and cook it for however long it takes to get potatoes soft. Whether it turns out good or not is another story, but I bet midwesties would love it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:52:46 2023 No.19132345 File: 915 KB, 1879x3000, 1680763960442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129511 Wait till you hear about....

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:04:10 2023 No.19132369 File: 353 KB, 2560x2560, 27918CEB-DE82-4FA9-BF31-DC08ACDFD5EE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here’s your bitter sand for 6$! Enjoy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:28:05 2023 No.19132437 >>19132345 Somehow the texture on these actually reminded me of sour patch kids, and that was by far the worst part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:55:10 2023 No.19132488 File: 160 KB, 980x980, brachs-late-night-taco-truck-easter-jelly-beans-1645030472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:14:05 2023 No.19132613 >>19131202 >>19131181 >calling the irish brits uh oh

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:40:05 2023 No.19132665

>>19130215
It's two things.
First, it's banana flavored. This makes no sense at all for a neon orange peanut.
Secondly, it's a cast marshmallow, not a puffed marshmallow. It's several times denser than a puffed marshmallow, except with a bit of chew like a stale marshmallow. Except it's gritty from crystallized sugar. The texture is unique and completely disconcerting if you weren't expecting it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:12:44 2023 No.19132927 File: 359 KB, 600x580, Laughing Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129400

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:25:36 2023 No.19132938 File: 72 KB, 660x574, Hmm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131220 I need to learn how to make pizza.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:26:51 2023 No.19132941 >>19131327 It lets you know she's stupid, which should turn you on. It means you can do whatever you want to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:53:43 2023 No.19132976 >>19129557 >adam.the.creator Not real faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:56:10 2023 No.19132979 >>19130849 I read that these are not actually cheese flavored unfortunately, just regular fruit punch gummy flavor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:56:16 2023 No.19132980 >>19132976 he is a real faggot, though

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:05:35 2023 No.19132995 >>19131220 I can't decide what's least appealing looking. This emo chick in shitty lingerie, the hideous flyover pizza, or her ugly fucking tattoos. Cute hair, tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:06:58 2023 No.19132997 File: 781 KB, 955x811, lol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you guys haven't LIVED till you had GAMER FOOD!! NUTS infused with raw caffeine to make sure your GAMER sessions last ALL NIGHT LONG. >:D

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:52:36 2023 No.19133190 >>19131305 It's extremely tasty and bad for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:58:10 2023 No.19133203 >>19132997 leet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:31:29 2023 No.19133625 >>19129557 >150mg per slice how long for some drunk retard to gobble down the whole box and die of a heart attack?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:08:51 2023 No.19133740
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It's egregious as they sell this for twice as much as the actual cookies. They're just crushed Chips Ahoy and Oreos, likely all broken cookies from the factory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:11:22 2023 No.19133752 File: 50 KB, 488x488, B5A3F154-2C1C-47E6-845E-C726932AB787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19132979 >Not green tea flavored >Not even fruit mixed with green tea >Just regular old fruit flavored Why even bother?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:30:39 2023 No.19133799 >>19131360 dinner >t. I'm American

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:57:00 2023 No.19135523 >>19129683 This needs a Brazzers logo added to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:08:22 2023 No.19135559 >>19130197 this but unironically

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:11:58 2023 No.19135570 >>19130176 phazon taco

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:12:19 2023 No.19135574 >>19133752 Brand recognition

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:14:16 2023 No.19135585 >>19130881 toothpaste is cheaper than mints?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:17:41 2023 No.19135597 File: 106 KB, 38x32, ching chong bing bong.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19133006

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:21:03 2023 No.19135608 >>19131156 Doo ch-ch, doo ch-ch, doo, funky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:03:41 2023 No.19135682 >>19131156 Remember parents getting a bottle of green one and nobody eating it because it looked so unappealing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:07:49 2023 No.19135846 File: 890 KB, 2419x3226, 1569991788423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:41:58 2023 No.19135946 >>19132488 margarita and horchata might be nice fuck the others though, genuine food waste for the sole purpose of brand exposure

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:22:22 2023 No.19136071 File: 202 KB, 421x475, 123354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131156

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:25:18 2023 No.19136081 >>19129797 DUDE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:30:47 2023 No.19136094 >>19135597 Learn to read

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:40:24 2023 No.19136361 >>19135846 >shreds >pasteurized process topping >no mention of cheese >now melts >it apparently didn't melt before fucking americans...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:06:23 2023 No.19136533 >>19133740 more than likely all rejects and imperfections reused

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:12:12 2023 No.19136545 >>19130165 Thanks for reminding me of this >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNTCIphUsl0

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:12:42 2023 No.19136547 >>19129794 Reminds me of the "Taco Bell Ice Cold" edit from like 12 years ago when the volcanic taco was a thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:20:49 2023 No.19136564 >>19131156 Thanks doc

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:39:47 2023 No.19137327
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Here's some cookies I saw when I visited Germany, sold at Aldi. They're probably not bad themselves, but I spent a long time trying to figure out what made them "American".
>>19136545
Amazing video. Every shot, every frame, is humorous. Thank you for posting this.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:43:52 2023 No.19137336

>>19137327
Forgot to specify that the packaging was slightly different when I was there last year. Namely, all three of those flavors existed, but all three were labeled "American Cookies" at the top. The ones on the right were just subtitled "mit Chocolate Chips". I'm too lazy to transfer the photo over, but it also says "Hergestellt in deen Niederlanden. Mit Schokolade aus EU, Kakaomasse und Kakaobutter aus nicht-EU", so that also didn't seem very American.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:50:06 2023 No.19137349 >>19130897 >WmBf based

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:33:33 2023 No.19137783 >>19131220 I'm shocked She looks exactly the kind of trash that would have a septum piercing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:38:40 2023 No.19137794 >>19137336 >>19137327 what's hard to get, when people think american cookies, that's what they think of

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:44:31 2023 No.19137807 >>19137794 Oh then my bad, I had just assumed all three of those were rather generic cookie varieties present in all western countries.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:00:30 2023 No.19137847 >>19129400 You can make your own syrup, you just need sugar, water and a slice of lemon You can even flavor it easily by just putting a bunch of fruit in it overnight The Jews don't want you to know this

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:04:17 2023 No.19137859

>>19129511
I had chocolate muesli for a month because they sold 2 for one dollar
I don't even like chocolate muesli, I like the honey one with dried apple and raisins
I just couldn't help myself, it was so cheap. There are so many things I could have cooked or baked instead but at 2 boxes for one dollar I couldn't price match it
I seriously need supervision when I shop, left by myself I could come home with enough pork to feed a Chinese family for a month

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:06:00 2023 No.19137863 >>19137807 If it helps its not in any way derogatory, and some places don't label them American, that kind is just very much considered a product of the USA. I like them myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:19:54 2023 No.19137892 >>19129680 Oh, no... I had those. They were so soggy you couldn't crack them open. They tasted like bacon grease.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:23:24 2023 No.19137901

>>19137863
Oh yeah, I didn't think it was derogatory, I just legitimately thought they were common cookie varieties in many places. I had no idea chocolate chip was perceived as an "American" cookie, so I couldn't figure out what was so "American" about it, worth labeling as such, relative to any other chocolate chip cookie.
I also saw a few varieties of root beer on sale, with "American recipe!" and such on the labels, but that wasn't surprising to me because I did know in advance that it's a soft drink not common outside the US.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:10:37 2023 No.19138433 >>19137336 Every cookie is filled with 9mm bullets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:20:28 2023 No.19138466 >>19130883 Petty obsession isn't mentally healthy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:22:22 2023 No.19138471 >>19130163 Tony looking like he just said the n-word

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:36:40 2023 No.19138504 >>19131217 >Guardians Most disgusting thing in this image

Anonymous Sat Apr 8 00:37:19 2023 No.19138686

>>19135570
>Trainee squadrons with standard rations replaced by phazon-enhanced substitutes (aliased as "Frost Tacos") experienced 25% greater muscle growth within the same cycle as control groups. However, there was a notable increase in aggressive behavior, resulting in the deaths of three combat instructors. HQ has assigned their replacements on the next transport.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 01:41:15 2023 No.19138821 >>19131220 I bet people fuck on these

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 01:49:37 2023 No.19138851 File: 341 KB, 874x874, tumblr_o64t9adBRg1tu022ro5_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129543 I like circus peanuts but they're so fucking strange I don't blame anyone for hating them. That and they really ass when they're stale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 01:52:42 2023 No.19138864 >>19131156 I saw a bottle of this on the shelf in some forsaken backwater general store. I should have bought it for the sheer novelty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 02:07:13 2023 No.19138902 >>19131405 chocolate covered potato chips aka chippers are a north dakota specialty

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 02:16:06 2023 No.19138915 >>19138864 jesus, what was the sell by date on it?

Anonymous Sat Apr 8 02:59:37 2023 No.19139024
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>>19138915
No idea, didn't think about it at the time.
But everything had an inch of dust of on it in the place and out front they had two gas pumps that were those squat, chrome 20th century style ones with mechanical flipover displays like on an old alarm clock.
I bought a 40 oz of something and probably an energy drink.
They were in date.
Place felt like a mirage like the quick stop in town that's still full of ads for star wars episode 1

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 03:06:33 2023 No.19139039 >>19131294 UN diplomats, billionaire pedophile philanthropists, bankers, satanists and your locally elected representatives

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 03:11:37 2023 No.19139053 >>19139024 i thought those places were made up by hollywood, but somehow i know that i could find a shady place in the middle of nowhere renting porno VHS tapes in 2023

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 03:11:54 2023 No.19139056 >>19129400

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 03:21:24 2023 No.19139069 >>19131405 They're actually good. It's a consistency thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 05:03:07 2023 No.19139310 >>19136094 learn to not suck cock

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 06:03:37 2023 No.19139481 >>19129469 Because we have more shit available to us then you will ever see in your entire miserable, irrelevant existence in whatever shithole country you live in.

Anonymous Sat Apr 8 06:09:26 2023 No.19139499
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>>19129400
Post's Maple Bacon Donut cereal is the most disgusting mainstream national brand food product I've ever eaten by far. It's so bad it had to be a troll, and I think I got trolled hard. I was expecting a frosted cereal that's mostly sweet with a hint of savory. No. It's barely sweet, mostly savory, but not particularly salty either. It's what I'd imagine dog food tastes like.

It was either a massive troll or them testing the waters on savory cereals.

Anonymous Sat Apr 8 06:14:45 2023 No.19139505

>>19133752
I tried them. They're not bad, if you didn't expect tea flavor you wouldnt pick up the slight hint. There is another flavor with the old boomer golfer on the bottle and those are even better. Either way they are vastly better than Motts fruit snacks which are the worst fruit snacks on the market currently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 06:34:20 2023 No.19139537 >>19139499 This would troll me too. I would have thought the same, anon. >dog food Made me lol, seems like the perfect comparison for how you describe it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 08:33:58 2023 No.19139750 File: 111 KB, 1000x500, 1655713640722960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19139537 They also made a chicken and waffles flavor at the same time that is probably just as horrible but I never tried it. Chicken fucking cereal bro...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 08:48:18 2023 No.19139789 >>19132997 I like how PURCHASE NOW reads like a threat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 09:07:56 2023 No.19139823 File: 198 KB, 620x387, 1678076636182810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131220

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 12:32:20 2023 No.19140126 File: 76 KB, 750x639, 1680952015973954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19135846 >now melts I fear what happened before if you tried to melt it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 13:17:25 2023 No.19140210 >>19130163 >Pandora Flakes Doesn't that mean something horrifying happens if you open the box ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 13:21:02 2023 No.19140214 >>19139823 that device us used for blocking smells

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 13:48:37 2023 No.19140261 >>19129809 Would. I've been craving chicken and I like premade food

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 13:51:52 2023 No.19140264 >>19132995 don’t act like you wouldn’t u retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 14:08:20 2023 No.19140287 >>19130163 >>19140210 Contains 100% of your daily intake of hope

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 14:42:17 2023 No.19140341 >>19140264 wouldn't throw out both of them? Nah, I sure would throw them out. Of the window.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 14:53:18 2023 No.19140361 >>19138686 was hoping someone would post the phazon taco pic with the space pirate

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 16:00:47 2023 No.19140486 >>19131220 >coexist too perfect

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 16:18:53 2023 No.19140530 >>19137817 I know we're memeing the dicks here,but my vegan aunt made me eat these and they tasted good,they're slightly spicy.Wouldn't eat them over regular sausage links(not hot dogs,fuck those) but okay on their own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 17:10:30 2023 No.19140624 >>19136071 >>>/bant/17414693 New toss dropped

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:22:49 2023 No.19141102 File: 2.41 MB, 3120x4160, 16809850708586716067487236554042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129400 Gonna try that pepperoni flavored sauce tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:39:19 2023 No.19141170 File: 2.46 MB, 3120x4160, 16809862986748554105095681585808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129400

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:39:47 2023 No.19141173 >>19131220 ill have the butt hole piece please

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:42:43 2023 No.19141189 >>19131405 i've had these before, they're actually pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:44:45 2023 No.19141196 File: 2.39 MB, 3120x4160, 16809865951843911983788220097036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:49:34 2023 No.19141221

>>19141196
It's pretty much tea syrup.
I take it the gross part is people don't know what concentrate means and not get the water ratio right or just drink it straight.
Kind of how some people will eat Campbell's right from the can heating it no water added.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:52:19 2023 No.19141234 >>19129794 >>19132240 thank you nikocado for getting america to eat healthier

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:55:31 2023 No.19141253 >>19141221 You would choke try to dink this straight thick as molasses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:55:32 2023 No.19141254 >>19129794 All takis are fucking nasty I have no idea how they ever caught on

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:58:44 2023 No.19141265 >>19141170 Why is that cursed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 20:58:56 2023 No.19141266 File: 2.58 MB, 3120x4160, 16809874097208332186223536666714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is pretty good actually the red color throws people off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 21:06:32 2023 No.19141286 >>19141265 Skinned oranges don't store well comes out like orange slop

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 21:11:01 2023 No.19141301 >>19141253 I've seen people try to eat and drink worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 21:41:31 2023 No.19141366 >>19137327 >>19137336 >>19137794 They're obviously made with ranch dressing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 21:45:25 2023 No.19141381 >>19131193 What the absolute fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 21:49:01 2023 No.19141389 >>19138471 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 01:53:19 2023 No.19142101 >>19131193 is this AI generated

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 01:54:28 2023 No.19142107 >>19131193 >ChatGPT, replicate me a delicious meal. ah yes my favorite. omnomnom

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 01:57:11 2023 No.19142113 File: 370 KB, 1200x1568, Nikocado+bread_451cd2_8789663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131220

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 02:35:06 2023 No.19142210 File: 32 KB, 394x394, IMG_2107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129557 this... this isnt real is it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 02:53:25 2023 No.19142258 >>19129683 boy bout to get graped

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 02:57:52 2023 No.19142271 >>19131163 :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 03:01:02 2023 No.19142280 >>19129469 obsessed yuropoor

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 03:33:55 2023 No.19142399 File: 334 KB, 600x314, dragon-waffles-.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 06:05:11 2023 No.19142716 >>19140624 Go back there

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 06:58:03 2023 No.19142811 >>19142399 This looks cool

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 07:59:51 2023 No.19142935 >>19139481 None of that is good you lethargic fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 08:02:35 2023 No.19142942 If "hangry" is angry from hunger is "pangry" anger from poverty? Seems like there are a lot of angry thirdies crying over America having limitless choices even if some are absurd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 08:08:42 2023 No.19142960 >>19129809 All chicken shops have been doing this for yonks. Probably even the supermarket ones too. They finally just branded it. Why do you think they have that dark salty coating on the outside?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 08:16:57 2023 No.19142977 >>19139039 meds

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 08:19:16 2023 No.19142981 >>19136361 Hahahah yeah That whole brand is cheese product, sold at Dollar Tree It’s uh, somethin all right. Never dared try it

Anonymous Sun Apr 9 08:27:05 2023 No.19142992
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>food colouring is... le bad!
Half of the posts in this thread are an embarrassment. At least post something that tastes weird (picrel is weird but not bad, much better than you'd think it would be)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 09:08:31 2023 No.19143068 >>19131163 Why did he do it bros :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 09:16:09 2023 No.19143080 >>19137327 The ones on the left are great if left in the fridge for a few hours before eating

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>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 10:41:01 2023 No.19143255 >>19142399 How is this cursed? I would love to shoot up some H and chase some dragon waffles

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 11:19:39 2023 No.19143343 >>19136071 otaku win

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 13:34:25 2023 No.19143666 File: 151 KB, 960x1280, 71yzXFZEGV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:17:22 2023 No.19144353 File: 54 KB, 502x500, christmas-tinner-1540909465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129469 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ You were saying faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:21:21 2023 No.19144369 >>19144353 What's your point? This is a clever and useful application of the canned food format. I wish they didn't sell out so quickly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:25:35 2023 No.19144383 >>19130881 Im shitting on your floor and making you clean it up if you offer me a toothpaste mint.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:26:42 2023 No.19144388 >>19144369 Kys

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:28:58 2023 No.19144402 >>19138471 lolz! Damn if he don't, doe...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:31:24 2023 No.19144409 >>19129794 Correct. Those things suck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:31:55 2023 No.19144414 File: 90 KB, 1000x1000, walkers_marmite_crisp_33g-747590599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19129818 marmite is one of my favourite flavours i imagine vegemite is also pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:32:41 2023 No.19144419 File: 114 KB, 1080x720, McNuggers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19143068 Hypergamy in the poultry industry..

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:34:20 2023 No.19144425 >>19131220 i'd fuck her before she got all greasy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:34:38 2023 No.19144428 >>19144383 This is a reasonable response.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:38:16 2023 No.19144440 >>19143666 HAIL Also, short of ordering on the internet I cannot and have not been able to find pigs feet ANYWHERE. And I live in the rural south.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 17:55:16 2023 No.19144501 >>19133006 nice thumbnail fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 23:20:33 2023 No.19145379 >>19142399 for some reason I read dragon as broccoli. Did I have a stroke?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 23:30:10 2023 No.19145404 >>19129511 >unless milked what did he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 23:41:57 2023 No.19145428 >>19129469 You fags are so annoying. Everyone already knows it's disgusting american slop. That's the POINT of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 23:45:01 2023 No.19145431 >>19145404 >unless marked as in, marked a different price (likely lower)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 23:47:35 2023 No.19145437 >>19130176 >>19130871 >>19129557 >shitty blatant photoshops >>19130884 >>19130888 >>19130897 >>19130905 >>19131008 >>19131202 >completely unrelated

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 23:52:36 2023 No.19145447 >>19131181 this is like one USD worth of food

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 9 23:52:51 2023 No.19145449 >>19141254 Mexicans and zoomies

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 00:08:15 2023 No.19145486 >>19143253 i would a hot mug of cheesemilk tbн

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 04:59:03 2023 No.19146229 >>19141254 >>19145449 I always thought Flamin Hot Cheetos were bad, I'm guessing everything is worse now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 08:41:26 2023 No.19146628 >>19142981 Even americans deserve better than this. Why do their consumers degrade themselves by buying abominations like this?

Anonymous Mon Apr 10 08:46:34 2023 No.19146638

>>19143666
Nice mark of the beast trips.
Also, are these fully safe? Pickling is typically used for vegetable matter. And it might work for eggs, but I'm not sure if the chemical profile of pigs' feet with the bone and fat and collagen would resist spoilage or resist being colonized by bacteria in the same way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 08:54:17 2023 No.19146648 >>19146628 >do Americans really....? Obsessed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 09:00:32 2023 No.19146664 >>19142210 not the brightest one are you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 13:01:02 2023 No.19147044 >>19146648 Maybe we're tired of hearing about that shithole, you retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 15:27:03 2023 No.19147420 >>19132240 What is going on with this guy these days?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 17:26:06 2023 No.19147678 >>19132665 >>19131395 >>19130215 The old timey banana flavor is absolutely horrific, why the haven't changed it in so many years is beyond comprehension

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 18:37:00 2023 No.19147889 >>19131193 >candy canes still in the plastic kek

Anonymous Mon Apr 10 18:43:30 2023 No.19147908

>>19147044
>we
>implying you represent anyone
>implying America is forcing you to do anything
>implying you can't just stop eating Big Macs and watching gay secks on the TV
What is it about you non-American scum that makes you such servile victims? Your governments go all tyrannical chinese social credit score police state on you and you're so cucked that all you can do is raid 4chan and cry about America? Is it a pride thing? Like you have to save face and can't criticize your own people or governments?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 18:52:38 2023 No.19147944 >>19141266 nobody needs to know about your red virgin sausage

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 18:53:39 2023 No.19147949 >>19142992 caffine + menthol makes sense as a sinus decongestant, I see no problem here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 18:58:00 2023 No.19147969 >>19131220 ew

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 20:50:44 2023 No.19148308 >>19131156 These were the shit back in the day. >>19132997 >TEAM GAMERFOOD Fuck me this really is a trip back to the 00s. No surprise the company is gone now. I kind of wanted to get some to see what they were like.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 21:18:05 2023 No.19148362 >>19148340 do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 21:19:39 2023 No.19148364 >>19148362 >hes never had american mumsig

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 21:32:00 2023 No.19148397 >>19136071 fucking lol also thanks doc

Anonymous Mon Apr 10 21:43:25 2023 No.19148429
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>>19141266
Reminds me of those grocery store checkout line "hot" pig sausages, the types with lots of juice or brine or whatever in the package. About as spicy as black pepper, but they tasted good.

>>19142992
Check out Doctor McGillicuddy's Mentholmint Patty schnapps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 21:44:59 2023 No.19148433 File: 155 KB, 800x800, lapki-z-kurczaka-nadbiebrzanskiego.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19143666 My grandpa used to eat these,along with pig ears and chicken legs.Old folks really love these.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:21:01 2023 No.19148531 File: 202 KB, 1140x1020, 1604858558376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19148362 of course, it's deliciouse >>19148433 prefer chicken gizzards desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:51:25 2023 No.19148634 >>19148531 please tell me that's not actually solid chunks of butter in there. What idiot made these, if that's the case?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 23:17:09 2023 No.19148717 >>19148531 >>19148634 That's cheese no? You're supposed to take it home and heat it up so it melts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 23:23:08 2023 No.19148740 >>19129511 How was the Batman theme incorporated into the Marshmallow pebbles exactly? Just the shapes of the Marshmallows?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 00:43:55 2023 No.19148968 >>19148362 look closer at the label.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 01:48:43 2023 No.19149133 >>19148717 going by the French flag this seems like they misunderstood what a jambon beurre sandwich is

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 02:07:38 2023 No.19149184 File: 460 KB, 1439x926, Screenshot_20230410_210707_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19148968

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 02:17:15 2023 No.19149211 >>19145404 The other poster is fucking trolling you. Some cereals come pre-milked. It's usually pretty convenient. Of course since you wouldn't have to buy milk to put in the cereal they are charging a different price for these, probably $1.50.

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 05:00:58 2023 No.19149665

>>19147420
same old looks like. his vids are still pulling in 1m+ views so i doubt he'll stop any time soon. Im expecting a dieting flip in the future, maybe years if he makes it, but he'll be front page news throughout. the ad revenue would go crazy & hes too smart not to see it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 05:42:06 2023 No.19149768 >>19142399 is this what you're not supposed to google in an alternate timeline?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 05:48:45 2023 No.19149775 >>19131220 This image is perfect in its ability to unite liberals and conservatives in disgust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 05:51:47 2023 No.19149778 >>19146628 >Why do their consumers degrade themselves by buying abominations like this? On the lowest end of the wealth spectrum, it's the best they can afford.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 06:12:32 2023 No.19149823 >>19132254 I looked it up, it has other stuff in it to make it taste like actual cereal dust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 06:18:34 2023 No.19149832 File: 269 KB, 1428x1178, 54f942d81dca6_-_jones-soda-co-holiday-soda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19144353 That's a novelty product meant to be eaten as a joke, like any-flavor jelly beans or the jones soda holiday pack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 06:22:12 2023 No.19149840 >>19129794 bizarre & cosmic

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 06:39:27 2023 No.19149858 >>19129813 To be 100% honest this might even be good af i mf the amount of vegemite is small

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 06:44:28 2023 No.19149865 >>19140126 >objective morality Oxymoron

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 06:51:03 2023 No.19149871 >>19149665 >& hes too smart

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 06:54:33 2023 No.19149878 >>19149832 I like the taste of antacid and would unironically drink that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 07:02:21 2023 No.19149902 >>19149858 Most people I knew hated it but I thought it was breddy gud. Wasn't the best thing I've had, but the combination worked nicely desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 07:07:15 2023 No.19149914 >>19130905 >that cigarette holder Are you a poof?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 07:16:20 2023 No.19149929 File: 42 KB, 700x400, buddy-the-elf-spaghetti-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19140126 that nutella spaghetti reminds me of that one scene in Elf where buddy makes picrel. turns my face into a raisin every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 09:35:30 2023 No.19150138 >>19149832 You jest but Jones is really great. It's a tragedy that they couldn't handle a nationwide roll-out of flavored sugar water, but it's scarce on the east coast. Their green apple and lemon drop soda is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 10:28:40 2023 No.19150188 >>19129543 S0ylent Orange

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 10:43:42 2023 No.19150208 >>19141266 >Ingredients - mechanically seperated chicken Already sounds appealing...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 10:47:57 2023 No.19150213 >>19149914 Bi actually. I'm only a part time poof.

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 14:47:09 2023 No.19150650
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>>19137327
>>19137336
well first off, the chocolate chip cookie is not even a hundred years old while the gingerbread man was in queen elizabeth's court all the way back in the 16th century
so it makes senses that other countries would call a relatively young drop cookie from america, the "american" cookie

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 14:51:21 2023 No.19150663 >>19137901 well sassafras nor sarsaparilla trees grow anywhere but the americas

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 15:00:01 2023 No.19150682
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>>19149778
If they would skip the 5 2L soda they get every time that shop, they could use those extra dollars at Walmart to get ‘real’ cheese. No one is so poor they can ‘only’ afford to get groceries at Dollar Tree/Family Dollar. Their stupid decisions cause them to go there
I shop there semi-regularly just to buy Rip-it since they are such a scam on shipping costs (direct or Amazon)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 15:58:29 2023 No.19150811 >>19136071 jej

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:12:59 2023 No.19151348

>>19146229
Takis are ridiculously acidic to the point that I couldn't handle eating more than a couple of 'em, I considered getting some creme fraiche to cut through it but figured that it wasn't worth it and binned 'em. And I had to pay import prices for bag and all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:29:20 2023 No.19152520 File: 15 KB, 359x376, 168093298504635401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19149211 Granted, all the extra sogging nullification chemicals. But man, it's convenient on the go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 05:45:21 2023 No.19153214 >>19135846 >Cunny Acres

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 08:04:31 2023 No.19153479 >>19132345 I remember my nearby Grocery Outlet had a ton of these boxes of Sour Patch cereal. Started off at 99 cents per box. A few weeks later, they marked it down to 25 cents. Barely anyone bought it even at that price.

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 08:19:46 2023 No.19153500

>>19153479
I can Imagine. I mean the idea of it sounds terrible I can't believe they would actually have made the flavors that faithful to the actual candy - which is basically just basic gummy base coated in tons of citric acid. The citric acid would literally curdle the milk. Also it wouldn't taste good. Be interesting to hear from someone who actually tried it

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