BEER IPA

[Mike Tyson No.19125040]

Tonight I drink hazy IPA, the most detested, estrogen, laced, soyboy tier beer there is, according to /pol/

Feels good bros

[Anonymous No.19125052]

>>19125040
>Feels good
that's the estrogen kicking in, Alice
>bros
sisters*!!1!

[Anonymous No.19125080]

>>19125040
I’m going to get you boypregnant you little tease

[Anonymous No.19125081]

>>19125040
I like hazy IPAs for their flavor, but I don't find them refreshing at all. Lighter west coast IPAs or lager/pilsner are good beers to have first, then I'll have a double/triple hazy IPA afterwards and drink it slowly

[Anonymous No.19125152]

ipas are good but the new hotness is fruited sours

[Mike Tyson No.19125234]

>>19125152
I dare say those are the fading hotness. During COVID those dumb smoothie sours were all the rage, selling for almost 10 bucks a pop. Maybe they'll make a comeback this summer

[Mike Tyson No.19125239]

>>19125081
I love em. By themselves. Prefer a simple lager or pils for with food though.

[Mike Tyson No.19125242]

>>19125052
>>19125080
Faggorts

[Anonymous No.19126102]

>IPAs: "what if we make a beer with a dogshit grain bill & abnormally high ABV and just mask the off taste with a shitload of hops, so that suburban alcoholics can disguise their drinking as tasteful appreciation"
>hazy IPAS: "what if we don't even rack or filter this garbage and tell the alcoholics who drink it that it's even more flavourful"
you people are tastelets and brainlets

[Anonymous No.19126364]

>>19126102
Why not make a beer with better grain? It would be cheaper.

[Anonymous No.19126394]

>>19126102
I like IPAs and I am smarter than you and have better taste

[Anonymous No.19126890]

>>19126102
6.5% is abnormally high abv to you? are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.19126902]

>>19125040
Wait, why would they hate on hazy IPAs
They're delicious
I don't go on that board but do they just hate living your life with joy

[Anonymous No.19127446]

>>19125040
>Le hazy IPA
It's not as much soy as it is lactose. They made a beer so intolerable, they need to cut the flavor with milk. I don't need milk in my beer. I don't know if this can be called beer.

[Anonymous No.19127552]

>>19125040
For me it’s Voodoo Ranger Juice Force

[Anonymous No.19127567]

why are most glasses with imprints so fucking hideous?

[Anonymous No.19127572]

>>19125040
It's been a while since I had good hazy, ive only had shitty ones lately
I dunno if my tastes have changed or what, hazies used to be my favorite

[Anonymous No.19127668]

>>19125234
The price is dropping though, I only paid $5 for this beer. I did have a $10 one that was coffee, marshmallow and raspberry and it was too sweet tbqhwyfam. The one pictured is just rasberry, I think but the color seems way to pale, I think they used a batch of under-ripe berries and added a bunch of sugar to compensate.

[Anonymous No.19127700]

>>19125040
I hate IPAs because they taste bad. I don't care about gymcels calling me estrogenated.

[Anonymous No.19127728]

>>19125040
I thought Bud Light was the gayest beer on the earth, but then i thought about you IPA guys. The design and names on these cans are always so gay. I swear an anon will get a can and it will say some shit like "Strawberry chestnut reach around 7.8%"

[Anonymous No.19127744]

>>19127700
>I've never had a good IPA

That's fine. It's not something you can normally buy in case of cans.

[Anonymous No.19127974]

>>19125040
you really need to put that on ice.

[Anonymous No.19128011]

IPAs are good
Prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.19128045]

>>19125152
Fruited sours have been everywhere for the last 5 years. Everyone seems burnt out on beer and most breweries are just throwing anything out there for sales. I stopped caring and only buy Modelo anymore for at home

[Anonymous No.19128270]

The newest meme alcohol for normie urban yuppies larping as 2007 era PBR hipsters is Orange Wine. It’s the hottest drink right now and pretending to know anything about it around drunk 20 something twinks and twinkettes will get you your duck sucked.

[Anonymous No.19128937]

>>19128270
Yeah, I heard that. The shit is just horrible and I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to food and beverages. The thing took ten years to take off.

[Anonymous No.19129077]

>Crazy Raving Tiger independent Brewery Company 9.5% ABV smoked mango and dragonfruit marshmallow IPA

[Anonymous No.19129120]

>>19125040
I never caught on what IPA means and I've been too hesitant to ask until now
Is it Isopropyl alcohol?

[Anonymous No.19129340]

>>19129120
india pale ale.
in india the water taste like feces and smells like sewage, so they dumped shit ton of hops into it to hide how terrible the water is.

so hipsters in oregon and wa decided to make it a fad to drink the most bitter nasty shit possible and have basically ruined the beer industry where you cant even get a real beer anywhere.

[Anonymous No.19130935]

>>19129120
It's over hopped beer with quirky, reddit branding. You'll see what I mean

[Anonymous No.19130952]

>>19129340
>>19130935
tastelets
>>>/poleddit/

[Anonymous No.19130983]

>>19129340
retard

[Anonymous No.19131028]

>>19129120
It's the easiest way to filter tastelets

[Anonymous No.19131231]

This stuff is delicious.

[Anonymous No.19131529]

>>19129340
They brewed it in England you fucking retard, the hop ratio was fucked up because they were a preservative for the long ass sea voyage
>muh real beer
If you aren't a member of CAMRA and you're just talking about gay-ass adjunct lager, so help me god I am going to break into your house and pink sock you as you sleep