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June 27th 2023, the eruption begins. The return of the Volcano Menu. No, this is not a false alarm, it's on the website. How are you prepping?

>> No.19124218

>>19124203
By plotting to execute all fast food posters

>> No.19124222

>>19124203
I have requested the entire month off from work and also making sure my savings are easily liquidated.
Going to get 3 breakfast crunchwraps with volcano sauce, 10 burritos for lunch and 4 quesadillas with volcano sauce for dinner.
Maybe change it up a little each day but that is my first meal on June 27.

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>>19124203
do you pay this much for a taco bell burrito?

>> No.19124233

>>19124222
Fat disgusting fuck

>> No.19124242
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>>19124222
Very nice and volcanic-pilled

>> No.19124247

>>19124226
Yes, it's the best thing on the menu currently. Get spicy.
>>19124233
I weigh less than you buddy. Post hand.

>> No.19124256

>>19124247
i'd just go to chipotle or freebirds

>> No.19124272

>>19124256
Last time I went to Chipotle it was around $13 for a basic bowl. I paid the $.50 for a tortilla on the side and checked that I wanted utensils because I didn't want to do any dishes.
I got home and it was literally just the bowl in the bag. No tortilla or fork.
Freebirds looks pretty good but I'm in FL. $7 for a burrito that will satisfy me as much as a $12 one is a good deal to me.

>> No.19124276

>>19124247
>post hand
It's currently wrapped around your mothers cock

>> No.19124278
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TB anon reporting in. I haven't been to Taco Bell once in 2023, and I don't care what they bring back at this point. I'm not paying $15 for a fast food taco, a burrito, and some nachos - but that's what it's come to.

>> No.19124279

>>19124272
>I'm in FL
there's your problem right there

>> No.19124285

>>19124276
So your mom is a tranny LMAO

>> No.19124289

>>19124203
taco bell ran out of original ideas 10 years ago
so now they just remove items from the menu and rerelease them at a higher price. its just not worth it anymore the mountain of food I used to get for 20$ now gets me like 4 items even the shitty tacos are almost 3$ now

>> No.19124290

>>19124279
I mean if I want good stuff I can go to any number of Mexican American restaurants in the area. If I just want a quick meal on my way home from work I stop in Taco Bell drive through and give the lady my money and am home only spending 5 more minutes of my time.

>> No.19124470

>>19124290
sure you can...just watch out for those scary drag queens

>> No.19124478

>>19124289
I love paying five dollars for a burrito and getting this flat pathetic limp shit with a teaspoon of fucking meat in it

>> No.19124539

>>19124470
What does that have to do with Mexican American food, fast food or otherwise?

>> No.19124558

>>19124539
she's boasting about how great food in florida is while Rhonda Santis is trying to ban drag shows. florida is america's wang.

>> No.19124630

I'm prepping by writing a rough draft of my threats to the well being of Taco Bell higher management members if they don't leave it on the menu permanently.
Seriously though, I don't understand the mentality of bringing back your most popular menu item once every 5 years for a couple months. Little Caesars pulls this shit with the pretzel crust pizza as well and it pisses me off.

>> No.19124973

>>19124203
Fuck taco bell, I'm not falling for limited time FOMO. They took grilled stuffed burritos and double decker tacos from me after 20 years, and they expect me to come crawling back for a crumb of volcano? Fuck you

>> No.19125374

we all know its not gonna be the same so whats the point getting hyped

>> No.19125422

I havent been to a taco bell since they started gutting the menu, so maybe 2 years? I went to one to check it out the other day and got one crunchwrap combo for fucking $13, the food was shitty, they forgot the hot sauce and the service was crap, and this is right down the street from their headquarters in Irvine. I'm pretty sure del taco is better in every way

>> No.19125453

>>19124278
>"You will pay triple for the tacos."
>Taco Bell anon reveals that he no longer requires nourishment.
How do I gain this power?

>> No.19125534

>>19125453
Get super fat and play with your belly button in public through your food stained t shirt

>> No.19125551

>>19124278
I thought you switched to del taco?

>> No.19125575

>>19124630
>I don't understand the mentality of bringing back your most popular menu item once every 5 years for a couple months. Little Caesars pulls this shit with the pretzel crust pizza as well and it pisses me off.
If they do it there must be some benefit to it, still though it does seem weird with the pretzel crust considering how rare something like that is to begin with.

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>>19125453
It's really nothing that special, anon. Make sure you stretch for 5 minutes a day (as long as you can scratch yourself anywhere on your body where there's an itch using either hand and touch your tongue to your penis you're good), don't drink anything other than water when you aren't drinking alcohol, make sure to change your bath towel at least 3 times a month, and as long as you're already consuming 2000 calories from vodka a day it really doesn't matter how much or how little you eat on top of that. Look for me in the /ck/ challenge some time later this week. I'm never at a lack of nourishment.
>>19125551
Yeah, they cut their menu and raised prices not long after I switched over. I still stop by from time to time, but the quality has taken a nosedive.

>> No.19126323

>>19124278
My biggest fear in life in this multiverse is that a single Volritto will be $6. I will literally burn the TB HQ in Florence, Iowa to the ground.

>> No.19126335

>>19125607
what is that mushihimesama triangle thingie?

>> No.19126360

>>19126335
Switch mini arcade cabinet.

>> No.19126371

>>19124973
FOMO? For our moths only?

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>>19126360
cool.
i dont have taco bell in my country, but they opened a new taco place here a few weeks ago. i wanted to go there but they had terrible reviews, apparently it was expensive, bland, very little food for the price and the staff was rude.
so i just have to do my tacos myself

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>>19126388

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>>19125534
you joke but that sounds like a nice day to me

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>>19126323
>taco bell HQ is in Italy
i'm so much more confused

>> No.19127853

>>19124226
I bought two of these and a large drink the other day it was almost 20 fucking dollars.

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>>19127833
Ah yes, nothing compares to the way the shadows play on the buildings on a late summer afternoon in Florence, Iowa.

>> No.19127903

>>19124278
Rune factory! I preferred 4

>> No.19127920

I have an important announcement to make. i have switched to taco johns

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>>19127897

>> No.19127947

>>19127903
5 was pretty rough. The fact that it came out so close to Disgaea 6 only made things worse.

>> No.19127969

>>19126388
>Rekorderlig
Aaaayyyyy mai nigga

>> No.19129131

>>19125575
I guess the logic is that those popular LTOs will bring people back that haven't ate at their chain for quite a while (this part is definitely effective), and keep them coming back even after the LTO is gone again (not sure how well that works).
Maybe that psychology works on more people than I think. It definitely doesn't work that way with me.
I'll get the LC pretzel crust 4 or 5 times during the limited time they have it, but when it's gone I'll immediately return to going there like 2-3 times a year, max. Basically the same thing goes for me with Taco Bell and the Lava Sauce.
I'd eventually get tired of them to some extent, but if they kept those items permanently I'd go there maybe once a month instead of a couple times a year.

>> No.19129344

>>19124278
Nice Isopod.