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What would a sad meal contain?

>> No.19121311
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>>19121301
Idk OP what are you having for dinner
BOOM

>> No.19121312

>>19121301
Nothing

>> No.19121319

>>19121311
Act your skin color.

>> No.19121323
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>> No.19121329

>>19121301
All the same food with half the salt and a packet of homework instead of a toy. After completing and turning in 10 homework packets you get a free placard with a boomer-tier saying on it.

>> No.19121333

>>19121301
as above so below
>cheeseburger
>fries
>coke
>random toy promoting the next thing

>> No.19121357

>>19121301
McDonald's

>> No.19121358

>>19121301
- wonder bread sandwich with single slice of cheese product
- unpeeled orange that is very hard to peel; dry/bland interior OR mealy apple
- unsalted pretzels very hard

>> No.19121364

People will probably be saying prison food or something, that's fine, but the idea is that happy meals represent childhood innocence and the sort of freedom of youth. In that sense, I would say it's the kind of food made buffet-style at homeless shelters which, while better than prison food, is more of a sobering taste of reality.
Bad coffee and pancakes you've made yourself.

>> No.19121381

>>19121364
>and pancakes you've made yourself.
How do you make bad pancakes?

>> No.19121384

Dry taco shell with just lettuce
a small cup of plain yogurt
Cole slaw

>> No.19121387

the regular

>> No.19121399
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>>19121381
They're actually way better since they have proper setups at homeless shelters. I just remember being up all night making pancakes while drinking Venom energy drinks in the old cans.

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>> No.19121500

My diary desu

>> No.19121503

>>19121500
this mf has a diary lol

>> No.19121583

>>19121301
Apple slices, broccoli, small turkey sandwich with no condiments on it, and a Canadian flag sticker

>> No.19121607

>>19121301
A mirror

>> No.19121616

>>19121301
Custom delivery pizza without sauce or cheese

>> No.19121622

>>19121301
Coupons for Burger King

>> No.19121626
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>> No.19121627

>>19121301
same stuff but cold and a day old

>> No.19121642

Do you ever just buy ten 1-Euro burgers?

>> No.19121645

>>19121301
airplane food

>> No.19121674

>>19121301
The last thing you ate when you were truly happy.

>> No.19121683

>>19121301
2 mcgangbangers no fries no drink

>> No.19121684

>>19121301
rc cola, two white bread slices, and microwaved eggs. comes with a packet of ketchup and the toy is a muffled recording of two adults fighting, to be used during consumption.

>> No.19121717

>>19121301
>What would a sad meal contain?

the box is filled to the brim with cold, dry nuggets. no sauce allowed.

>> No.19121724

>>19121717
That's not so bad

>> No.19121771

Nothing but mustard packets

>> No.19122021

>>19121301
a waaaamburger and some french cries. obviously.

>> No.19122028

>>19121358
>pretty much ate this kind of thing growing up
you didn't have to do me like this, anon

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>>19121301
The salad that they always keep in that fridge that only god know how much it been there.
Just plain water not even sparkling and IDK what else.

>> No.19122049

>>19121301
3 Steel Reserve tallboys, pack of marlboro reds, and a xanax

>> No.19122074
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The Burger

>> No.19122113

>>19121626
Plz don't dick down Richard.

>> No.19122133

>>19121503
Maybe he means "diary" in the UK sense IE his schedule of/planner for upcoming agenda IE a list of things he's scheduling his time for him to do, such as attending a party or get-together, going to a community event or a date time with a prospective beau. His sad meal would therefore be an utterly empty social schedule. Nobody loves him and he has no friends, the cold embrace of suicide her only eventually solace, though he lacks the tenacity to ever go through with it. And so, time marches on and his diary remains as empty as it ever was as he trudges ever forward towards a slow, alcohol-induced death. Alone. Always alone.
Plus a packet of cold fries.

>> No.19122138

>>19121364
> happy meals represent childhood innocence
anon it's a small cheeseburger meal with a plastic toy

>> No.19122152

>>19121301
1 mcchicken off the value menu.
The most disgusting chicken I've ever tasted.

>> No.19122171

I once got nuggies that had been clearly dropped on the ground. They were covered in dirt and little hairs and they were cold by the time I got them. I wanted to murder everyone, so maybe that.

>> No.19122187

>>19121311
Response? >>19121319

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>>19121684
>the toy is a muffled recording of two adults fighting, to be used during consumption

>> No.19122197

> 4 cold dry unbreaded nuggets
>Pure Vinegar as dipping sauce
>4 nips of 99 bananas vodka
>1 maverick cigarette
>Other stuff but they forgot to put it in the meal because no one gives a fuck about you

>> No.19122203

>>19121301
>1 nugget
>half eaten cheeseburger
>broken toy

>> No.19122206

>>19121301
>What would a sad meal contain?
Indian food.

>> No.19122280

>>19121301
mayo, because only sad "people" eat it.

>> No.19122281

>>19121381
all pancakes are bad because they fucking suck.

>> No.19122285

>>19121717
nuggets are better cold.
sauce is for fat asses.

>> No.19122296

>>19122197
Swap the Maverick for a Dunhill and that’s a good fucking meal. 99 Bananas tastes great, it tastes like banana laffy taffy soaked in vodka.

>> No.19122305

>>19122138
And the fact that a kid can enjoy such goyslop while being innocent to the machinations of the feed is truly precious

>> No.19122328

>>19122305
imagine not realizing that human perception is not always in line with reality.
the kid is closer to reality than your adult ass is, anon.
the world is irrelevant since it's not real.
grow up.

>> No.19122330

A pizza lunchable.

>> No.19122339

>>19121301
frozen tv dinner for 1

>> No.19122371

>>19121301
As I’ve always said
>Burnt nuggets that have less meat than breading and none are in the good shapes
>Soggy wimp fries that are cold and over salted
>Soymilk
>The toy is a math worksheet that you turn in to mcdonalds to be graded and always get a F on

>> No.19122378

most people itt are missing the point.
a happy meal is the idea is that happy meals represent childhood innocence and the sort of freedom of youth, as >>19121364 said.
a sad meal should represent childhood misery/the loss of innocence. shit like abusive/neglectful parents, having to eat breakfast at school because your parents don't care about you. having to cook a meal for your siblings at 9 because your single mother is passed out drunk on the couch.

>> No.19122528

>>19121319
You aren't white, you're a boring grey bitch.

>> No.19122538

a gun and a bullet

>> No.19122560

>>19122328
Confirmed autist.
A "happy meal" isn't just some shit that tastes good to a kid and a "sad meal" isn't just crappy food. Otherwise what's the fucking point of the question? Just name shit you like/don't like in that case.

>> No.19122564

>>19121684
This guy gets it. Fucking grim.

>> No.19122569
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>>19121301
A Whopper combo with a shake.

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The nutritional information.

>> No.19122776

>>19121333
omg, i LOVE the next thing!

>> No.19122807

>>19121301

hamburger with onion and pickles

>> No.19122865

Apple slices I stead of a toy and fries. Just lots of apple slices. And it would be those big red apples that have no flavor.

Maybe just an empty box

Or an additional bill

>> No.19122918

>>19122133
This mf has a "diary" in the UK sense IE his schedule of/planner for upcoming agenda IE a list of things he's scheduling his time for him to do, such as attending a party or get-together, going to a community event or a date time with a prospective beau. His sad meal would therefore be an utterly empty social schedule. Nobody loves him and he has no friends, the cold embrace of suicide her only eventually solace, though he lacks the tenacity to ever go through with it. And so, time marches on and his diary remains as empty as it ever was as he trudges ever forward towards a slow, alcohol-induced death. Alone. Always alone. Plus a packet of cold fries lol

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>>19122192
>"and why the fuck is the neighbor over everytime I get home from work? does his wife know how often he comes over 'looking for me' but then leaves whenever I get home without asking me for shit?"
>"I'm just surprised that you got home at the time you said you would instead of 6 hours late smelling like booze and cheap cigars."
>"Don't fucking try to turn this I'm me, I'm not bringing any of that shit into the house in front of our son."
>"Yeah, 'our son."
>*smack*
>"You son of a bitch I'm calling the police."
>realize they only gave you one packet of ketchup to split between your fries and burger since they don't put ketchup on the burgers
>they never give enough ketchup for the fries as well
>recording keeps going on, it's just a woman screaming at this with the sounds of someone getting hit by a belt or extension cord or something.

>> No.19122987

>>19122918
Did you write this in your diary?

>> No.19123073

>>19121323
I’d pay like 7 bucks for this, just replace the milk

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>>19122980
jesus wept

>> No.19123384

>>19121500
>not my dairy desu

>> No.19123480

>>19121301
marlboros, a monster, cup noodles

>> No.19123555
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>>19123480
Bro that's what I pack for lunch except it's Newports....

>> No.19124245

>>19122980
even not in fictional sad meals they are stingy as heck with their 'chup'ackets

>> No.19124407

>>19121301
McDonalds

>> No.19125643

>>19121301
two slices of bread, half a raw potato, and a biscuit from KFC.

>> No.19125652

>>19121301
My current life situation.

>> No.19125675
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It already exists.

>> No.19125908

>>19121301
Exactly the same as a happy meal.

>> No.19125925

>>19121301
stinky pall mall cigarettes and moldy potato chunks

>> No.19125976

>>19121301
McDonald's food.

>> No.19125977

>>19121301
A slightly slimey salad consisting of mostly cabbage, with a few bits of carrot and yellow onion.
A small plastic bag of apple slices gone brown, with a chemical aftertaste to it.
Off brand vegan burger that tastes like ammonia served in hard stale bun.
The toy is a Barbra Streisand pez dispenser thing for your antidepressant pills.

>> No.19126413

A baked potato that you have to share with your sister because you're too poor to have one of your own while your mother skips dinner so that the two of you can eat tonight.
Actual fucking thing that happened regularly to a good friend of mine while she was growing up.

>> No.19126416

>>19121301
Burger king food

>> No.19126428

>>19125976
/thread

>> No.19126645

>>19124245
In a sad meal half of your sauce and chup packs are opebed and some combination half used, someone licked them, or spilled on the inside of the

>> No.19126652

>>19122187
It's best not to respond to lazy posts like that so they get bored and go away.

>> No.19127000

>>19121301
A sad meal is just a trend of happy meals. The reality that your parents lack the ability, time or motivation to provide for you, that there is no local eatery with which to establish an enduring rapport over decades and that your own nutrition will ultimately go neglected as your body and mind become conditioned to associate slop with reward.
If you are especially unlucky you will lack the ability to travel anywhere under your own power because you're a suburban child and the Mcdonalds is just a statistical inevitability for any car transportation you must undergo, your conditioned mind unable to avoid cheering for more.

>>19125675
This is a close second contender, beyond meat is a meme and might be the worst fake meat, unable to even satisfy people who don't like meat. The third contender is your expectations simply not being met by post-covid wagies but at least that's still a coin-toss and you might get food that isn't stale, cold or undercooked.

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>>19121312
SPBP. No one cared enough to put food in the box. Now that's depressing.
>>19121329
>After completing and turning in 10 homework packets you get a free placard with a boomer-tier saying on it.
Sounds very jewish.
>>19121684
>rc cola
shut the fuck up. RC Cola is cute and heckin valid.
>>19122049
>3 Steel Reserve tallboys, pack of marlboro reds, and a xanax
That's just a saturday afternoon, mate.
>>19122281
Found the guy that can't cook for himself.
>>19122538
Beat me to it. Good on you.

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>>19122980
This is beautiful.
only thing missing is:
>While your baby brother wails in the next room

Can't believe this hasn't been poasted yet:
https://youtu.be/m9wv3MhF2wU

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>>19126645
OOF!!

>> No.19127186

>>19127111
I wish I was ketchup

>> No.19128286

>>19121301
debt

>> No.19129043

>>19121301
taco bell

>> No.19129068

>>19121301
broken crayons and a blank connect-the-dots

>> No.19129419

>>19121301
McDonald's food.

>> No.19129645

>>19122776
I miss when the next thing was Minions.

>> No.19129679

>>19121301
Just a receipt plus an invoice of double the cost just for the heck of it.

>> No.19129689

>>19129679
*of=for

Or I guess it could be anything but with their onion and pickles on, it kind of sucks to have to throw food in the garbage and there are few things worse than unknowingly chew in to that horrible nonsense

>> No.19130967

>>19121357
/thread
this should have been the first and only post

>> No.19131056

>>19130967
Yeah but that's temporary sadness. What about sadness that turns to despair?

>> No.19131224

>>19121323
presented like prison food, worse than prison food

>> No.19131260

>>19131056
McDonald's plus a Baby Yoda toy and the realization that you will put it on your Reddit display shelf instead of throwing it away.

>> No.19132058

>>19121301
goyslop

>> No.19132848

>>19131260
Most people like myself don't have one of those so I don't know why that would make me sad

>> No.19132866

>>19121301
McDonald's

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>>19121301
Old hand written childhood dreams of the employee that made it stapled to their current resume/cv. Soggy fries and an immaculately assembled, but cold cheese burger.

>> No.19134025

>>19121301
https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k?t=9