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19120118 No.19120118 [Reply] [Original]

For me, it's dijon mustard.

https://www.theonion.com/new-high-viscosity-mayonnaise-to-aid-in-american-swallo-1819564964

>> No.19120128

>>19120118
Keep your nationalism in /pol/ tranny

>> No.19120141

Salad cream.

>> No.19120143

>>19120118
waltuh

>> No.19121676

>>19120118
I just fuck my throat a bit first to warm it up

>> No.19121682

>>19120118
my bf's cum

>> No.19121756

>>19120118
That site seems to have higher quality journalism than I've ever seen. Why haven't I come across it before?

>> No.19121788

I prefer to use a sandwich ram - it's calorie-free

>> No.19121804

>>19121682
nice

>> No.19121842
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>>19120118
Not to sound stereotypically American, but I have been putting Hellmann's Mayonnaise on goddamn near everything I have been eating. I'm eating enchiladas topped with Hellmann's right now even

And pic related is the best squeezy bottle for a condiment I have ever used, you never get less than you wanted or more than you wanted when you squeeze it, no mess-making bottle farts, cleans well, I can squeeze it into my mouth with each bite of food

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>>19121842
stop posting anytime

>> No.19121893

>>19120128
calm your mantits they/them

>> No.19121898

mayo is fucking gross
hide mayo threads, ignore mayo posts, do not reply to mayo posters

>> No.19121988

>>19121898
You have to be 18 to post on here anon

>> No.19123296

>>19120118
I like mayo on the bottom, yellow mustard on the top.

>> No.19123305

Miracle Whip baby

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>>19121842
>NO REFRIGERATION NEEDED
This isn't mayonaise

>> No.19124389

For me, bbq sauce.
Surprised there isn't more "ranch" representation, though I personally can't stand the stuff.

>> No.19124395

>>19120118
Tartare sauce, with fishfingers.

>> No.19126175

>>19120118
>mayocules

>> No.19127766

>>19126175
Reduces toxic emissions, not bad.

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>>19121682
this, and extra virgin olive oil

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>>19121842
>I can squeeze it into my mouth with each bite of food

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>>19120118
The epitome of filename related.

>> No.19128662

>>19120118
>thesoy

>> No.19128845

Pesto. Specifically the Costco stuff.