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19118888 No.19118888 [Reply] [Original]

What coffee do you order to impress her?

>> No.19118893

>>19118888
Big and black.

>> No.19118895

>>19118888
Just relax pal. She has to put up with LOSERS like (You) hitting on her all day. She just goes home and looks up other jobs to get away from that hellhole.

>> No.19118909

>>19118888
Fucking checked! *\^_^/*

And I order whatever I want because acting natural is the best way to attract a suitable mate.

>> No.19118912

>>19118888
XL cap 3/4 full but put it in a LG cup and the milk you would have used make it a baby chino in a seperate smaller cup, ill pay for the extra cup its ok haha. yeah I guess the cap will be a long back if you remove the milk, but if you put some milk thats ok haha

>> No.19118920

big mac and fries

>> No.19118919
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>>19118888
6/10 camera awareness, 2/100 natural acting skills, hammier than a pig roast

>> No.19118923
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>>19118919
shut up nerd

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>>19118923
sorry i insulted the girl you whack off to 15 times a day m8

>> No.19118930

I love the black cock coffee bar, they roast a mean bean

>> No.19118934

One career that is not based on winning genetic lottery please

>> No.19118966

>>19118923
>girl is naturally frightened everytime she sees you
Now that's an accurate feel right there

>> No.19118984

>>19118888
>ride my KTM motorcycle to the serving window
>sudden break/minor wheelie
>no helmet
>exhaust illegally modified to make as much noise as possible
>spiky hair with hair gel
>black aviator sunglasses
>order random expensive item
>act cocky
>give tip including a paper with my phone number
>say bye and speed away while revving motorcycle
She'll be wet as a cucumber

>> No.19118985

>>19118888
She definitely has a future in a blackedraw production with those actin chops/

>> No.19118990

>>19118895
>looks up other jobs
I do this and have a career I've been at for 12 years

>> No.19118996
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>>19118923
>tfw no qt 3.14 wagie art store gf to bring productivity juice too

>> No.19118997

>>19118888
Nice quads.
I would not bother trying to impress a woman who sells coffee for a living.

>> No.19118998

>>19118990
lmaoing @ your miserable wagie existence. the girl in OP will marry a chad and never have to work again, while you slave away in misery

>> No.19118999

>>19118984
And that was about as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce

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>>19118997
>I would not bother trying to impress a woman who sells coffee for a living.
then how will you get a coffee loving gf?

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>>19118996
Just victimize one paticular wagie zoomete with free drinks until she calls the police

>> No.19119021

>>19118888
Cortado.

I don't have time to suck down 20oz of weak ass coffee. Also, tip her well for those nice quads.

>> No.19119032

>>19118888
Small house coffee, black. Also, checked

>> No.19119038

>>19118923
i kind of miss working at michaels, so many cuties

>> No.19119043

>>19118912
Jesus christ lol

>> No.19119048

>>19119004
Well this is a blast from the past

>> No.19119053

>>19118888
Does anyone have this with sound?

>> No.19119058

>>19119053
>ermegahd i'm like so shy

>> No.19119064

>>19118998
Chads aren't marriage material. They're the carousel that she rides until she's ready to settle down.

>> No.19119073

>>19118888
well, what do they serve at the.... *squints eyes* black cock... coffee bar...?