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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:26:29 2023 No.19103440 >>19103436 does this start from tiktok? maybe the boomers are right. it's evil!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:27:35 2023 No.19103444 >>19103436 >you never see him swallow

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:28:33 2023 No.19103446 >>19103436 This guy is a psyop

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 05:40:07 2023 No.19103478 >>19103436 >black latex gloves i sleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:32:33 2023 No.19103631 File: 2.24 MB, 426x240, cute.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19103478 I prefer the blue nitrile gloves which look more medical, which works perfectly with the theme when I cram on my now demonetised youtube channel

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:47:26 2023 No.19103661 >>19103436 >Plastic """cheese""" deep-fried in sneed oil. Mmmm... yummy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:58:37 2023 No.19103682 >>19103436 Not even cooked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:58:54 2023 No.19103683 File: 2.51 MB, 480x600, BigPizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:03:32 2023 No.19103700 File: 3.60 MB, 480x854, GiantSeaBug (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:05:03 2023 No.19103704 File: 2.74 MB, 480x854, cheese_ramen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:38:08 2023 No.19103775 File: 2.92 MB, 128x96, 1517548665208.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:15:57 2023 No.19103839 >>19103436 rustic,beauitful , oh my god

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:21:22 2023 No.19103853 File: 2.20 MB, 480x854, RamsayOnionTatinBurger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:29:14 2023 No.19103875 >>19103700 That’s what I do with all my lovers penises

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:47:39 2023 No.19103919 >>19103704 why did it become a whole block when he put it in the cup?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:04:25 2023 No.19103946 >>19103919 Just the edges smushed together from cutting though several slices

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:12:45 2023 No.19103965

>>19103436
>>19103700
>>19103704
It appears always in my short, something is nice, but when I see him slap cheese on everything specifically that plastic Cheese it makes me feel sick.
>>19103446
>>19103444
I ask myself in fact if he really eat that stuff or just make a good shot for the camera he bite then spit it out.
>>19103683
This guy should stop looking in the fucking souls of people and cook instead of trying to reach deep inside you with his fucking schizo eyes.
LOOK DOWN AND COOK!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 10:11:23 2023 No.19104076 >>19103631 I hate the antichrist

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 10:42:20 2023 No.19104134 Post the egg king and chud this thread up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 10:49:40 2023 No.19104143 >>19104134 How does he get out

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:26:44 2023 No.19104188 >>19104143 He conjures up a tsunami of diarrhea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 11:59:18 2023 No.19104226 >>19103853 Maybe if I had Julia Roberts' mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:23:28 2023 No.19104255 >>19103965 >This guy should stop looking in the fucking souls of people and cook instead of trying to reach deep inside you with his fucking schizo eyes. that's the funny you moron

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:15:20 2023 No.19104349 >>19104255 It's cringe not funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:34:34 2023 No.19104387 File: 2.81 MB, 576x1024, 1678585673355767.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:58:48 2023 No.19104442 File: 2.94 MB, 270x480, 1679998417412612.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:03:47 2023 No.19104450 >>19103683 Why does the brick orientation change when there's a cut? This guy is a fake actor, nothing he does is real! They're all paid extras

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:05:03 2023 No.19104452 >>19104442 Really nice of her to put everything away like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:06:25 2023 No.19104454 File: 83 KB, 461x850, based brazillian girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19104387 this just reminds you that Serena is just way above normies in term of cuteness

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 14:09:38 2023 No.19104461 >>19103775 This is not small enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 15:47:51 2023 No.19104713 >>19104450 It doesnt. The bottom layer of bricks are all headers, the ones above are the other way . You can see them still at 0.06. They are just covered in cement

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 15:49:22 2023 No.19104719 >>19104713 Dang you're right. Maybe he is a real person then

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 16:16:06 2023 No.19104803 File: 1.92 MB, 1280x720, mark-wiens-seafood-feast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 18:45:43 2023 No.19105295 File: 2.51 MB, 960x540, 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 18:58:44 2023 No.19105338 File: 3.99 MB, 1128x480, The Menu - A Real Cheeseburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:02:31 2023 No.19105510 >>19103436 Im from Wisconsin and thats too much cheese even for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:05:08 2023 No.19105516 >>19103683 oh god the unblinking staring people are multiplying!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:14:32 2023 No.19105540 >>19103853 hamburger way way too thick and too much cheese was wasted in the pan. Otherwise that looks like some passionate cooking. I really like the ideas, like having onion and cooked apple inside a puff pastry 'bun'

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:16:05 2023 No.19105543 >>19105338 >real cheeseburger >without real cheese instantly burns to black instead of going into crisp before burn, why do they insist on using this garbage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:26:46 2023 No.19105564 >>19105338 Why is everyone deluded by Kraft Foods Inc. into thinking they need to put disgusting American cheese onto a burger or else its "not authentic"? I say this as a burger loving American.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:30:03 2023 No.19105573 >>19105564 t. non american

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:30:31 2023 No.19105575 >>19105564 thats obviously cheddar, not american cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:33:33 2023 No.19105585 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, dictator of the egg domain.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >43 posts and no egg-based .webms The end times of /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:45:59 2023 No.19105624 >>19105585 everything is so sloppy, I don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 20:48:10 2023 No.19105630 >>19103446 Yeah and pretty good goyslop at that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:41:13 2023 No.19105750 >>19103700 >bug :\| >bug, aquatic :O

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:46:30 2023 No.19105757

>>19105543
>>19105564
That's clearly cheddar, though? It didn't go through the plasticizing stage that processed cheese slices go through- American cheese also doesn't go through that oily bubbling phase that you literally see in the video.
Why do you choose to be wrong, to be retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:50:28 2023 No.19105764 >>19105757 It's very clearly American. Better quality than singles, of course, but still processed. He even says it's American.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:52:32 2023 No.19105767 >>19103436 And then he never shit again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:53:33 2023 No.19105769 >>19105767 too many people have dysfunctional digestive systems

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:54:35 2023 No.19105771 File: 2.72 MB, 362x640, 1679999640708402.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Alright ya'll check out my gril- AH SHIT NO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 21:58:57 2023 No.19105779 >>19104143 He doesnt. He sleeps there, he shits there, he eats there. Its his egg shack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:02:55 2023 No.19105786 File: 100 KB, 549x750, E7478684-182E-4618-8570-1E3500617409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19105771 Fucking love that webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:21:15 2023 No.19106241 File: 17 KB, 450x675, chw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19105295

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:26:35 2023 No.19106265 File: 108 KB, 450x675, chris H.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19103436

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:27:02 2023 No.19106268 >>19105295 yjk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:28:00 2023 No.19106270 File: 108 KB, 450x675, chris H.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19105295

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:38:42 2023 No.19106301 File: 80 KB, 1020x1230, 75475453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19104387 > cows excited that they get to eat garbage xD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:40:46 2023 No.19106306 >>19104387 Is there actually music playing or are they just dancing in complete silence?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 01:46:40 2023 No.19106320 >>19104387 It was great one time. This has to stop. Attention seeking whores will do this for the attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:30:29 2023 No.19106457 >>19105585 No respect for the egg, I tell ya.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:35:04 2023 No.19106471 >>19103436 I visibly recoil when I see black vitrile gloves and melted cheese because of these webms Every cell in my body is screaming JUST STOP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:35:42 2023 No.19106475 >>19105543 American cheese is just cheddar cheese with added milk to make it creamier and an emulsifier to keep it all together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:30:53 2023 No.19106631 can someone post the atlanta restuarant

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:17:18 2023 No.19106729 >>19105338 >real cheese burger >smash burger more like pass burger >>19105564 >>19105764 It melts quicker due to processing but i agree that cheese is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:18:20 2023 No.19106730 >>19105771 >>19105786 I love how it was full and when it falls the hot coals go flying so there's no hope for saving anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:18:46 2023 No.19106733 File: 2.85 MB, 400x710, beef wrapped spaghetti.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:22:20 2023 No.19106745 >>19106733 this is why women don't belong in the kitchen either

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:23:12 2023 No.19106746 File: 2.86 MB, 400x598, homeless skit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:42:07 2023 No.19106783 >>19106733 >>19106745 What's your favorite mistake/sin? Mine is that she used like half a bottle of wine

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:45:38 2023 No.19106791 >>19103965 They donate the food after doing one of these videos, obvious clout-chasing but at least they do the least effort to not be slovenly wasteful cunts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:48:49 2023 No.19106798 >>19106746 Where part 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:54:35 2023 No.19106814 >>19106746 I hope they actually fed people with this >Zogchow truck has just arrived!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:57:40 2023 No.19106821 >>19106783 >What's your favorite mistake/sin? that is was filmed because the SIMPing went that far

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 05:49:46 2023 No.19106917 File: 2.86 MB, 400x710, steak and eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:11:24 2023 No.19106965 File: 2.86 MB, 400x710, sprite pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:15:13 2023 No.19106973 File: 2.86 MB, 400x710, frozen burrito casserole orignialet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:22:20 2023 No.19106985 >>19105585 there are rats near his feet guaranteed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:27:03 2023 No.19106991 People don't really eat these things do they? Surely it's all for the Tok, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:30:16 2023 No.19106998 >>19105295 uh, mods?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:57:05 2023 No.19107064 File: 2.88 MB, 700x392, Churros Hot Dog and Churros Tteokbokki _ 츄러스 핫도그와 츄러스 떡볶이 _ Korean Street Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 06:59:52 2023 No.19107069 >>19105585 He's like the dirty crust punk of indian street chefs. He's Cris Angel and the Surly King of the Egg Fort is David Blaine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:03:07 2023 No.19107079 File: 2.89 MB, 600x336, adamant attendant of the buttery bulwark.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19107069 More eggpost for you hungry sluts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:29:11 2023 No.19107110 >>19106746 i want that little girl to smother my face with her asscheeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:31:02 2023 No.19107112 >>19106746 I wanna die shitting and puking too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:47:14 2023 No.19107132 >>19106746 this is some ai generated shit lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 07:54:40 2023 No.19107142 >>19107079 egg on the outside of the sandwitch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:24:37 2023 No.19107166 >>19106268 >>19106270 >>19106998 ITS FUCKING FOOD RELATED!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:27:31 2023 No.19107168 >>19107064 do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:28:16 2023 No.19107169 >>19107079 looks like french toast+omelette Might try making that at home, how many eggs is that made of?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:28:57 2023 No.19107171 >>19106965 it just keeps getting worse

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:33:09 2023 No.19107174 >>19106320 what are you doing right now faggot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:42:04 2023 No.19107188 File: 2.76 MB, 696x1080, 1679456389872793.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19106985 Extra seasoning

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:42:46 2023 No.19107191 >>19104803 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm OH WAU!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:56:25 2023 No.19107204 >>19104442 wait so its a bunch of condiments with crisps (what I thought was pepperoni slices at first but no it was empty carbs), corn, cheese sauce and noodles? Americans are unbelievable

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:57:57 2023 No.19107207 >>19107188 Do you have the armpit buns webm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:14:44 2023 No.19107235 >>19106917 Milk steak? where's charlie?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:17:36 2023 No.19107240 >>19107079 >spoon idk why but this instantly makes the webm comedic

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:23:27 2023 No.19107248 >>19103444 If I find out that this guy isn't even eating his abominations, and he just throws them out and spits them in the trash, I will have some REALLY unpleasant things to say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:25:03 2023 No.19107252 >>19106631 please anybody its the tik tok with the laughable restaurant in atlanta that has a spook waving a knife at a shit steak with gold foil like hes a wizard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:47:29 2023 No.19107269 File: 2.47 MB, 640x488, cheez.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19103436 this used to be something we would laugh at

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 10:02:28 2023 No.19107286 >>19106746 my ass hurts just looking at this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 10:04:39 2023 No.19107292 >>19103436 Love how he pretends that this shit is delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 10:46:35 2023 No.19107356 >>19106746 Your bags literally touched the fucking ground, don't use them to steer this soup thing whatever it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 10:52:20 2023 No.19107369 >>19107188 Every time I watch this webm at first I think he is using his toe nails to cut the meat.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:18:38 2023 No.19107618

>>19106965
BITCH STOP

>Senator Anon introduced a new bill in congress today banning women from the kitchen
>Our correspondent Anon with us today
>Anon, how do you feel about this bill?
>This bitch grated some butter over some sprite and called it a pie. This is long overdue.
>Strong words, correspondent anon. Shouldn't we be worried about this hurting the Pussy Accessibility Index?
>You delusional SIMP, telling them their unmixed flour clump soup is a good doesn't increase the odds that you'll get laid. We have to remove them from kitchens now and reverse this trend before it gets any worse.
>Hah-ha. Correspondent Anon taking the virgin POV as always. Coming up next, women are dancing in front of food stalls for attention in a new trend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:22:09 2023 No.19107627 >>19104387 why does she show him the middle finger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:44:30 2023 No.19107665 >>19106746 This is not a kindness

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:58:27 2023 No.19107700 File: 70 KB, 960x886, 9400246266b80e5263a551761f723020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19107112 your wish will be granted

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:15:58 2023 No.19107732 >>19103683 Did they think the constantly looking at the camera would make the video look better

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:48:12 2023 No.19107785 >>19105338 I love this movie

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:59:56 2023 No.19107814 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, smoked chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19105771 awesome

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:04:40 2023 No.19107831 >>19105750 Congrats, you're an actual midwit >they fed le australians le ground up lobsters, why won't you eat le bugs?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:10:06 2023 No.19107846 >>19106917 Holy shit that dust is RED

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:10:53 2023 No.19107849 >>19107814 >Boomers preparing their country for the next generation >"trust me this'll be great"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:11:22 2023 No.19107850 File: 1.28 MB, 320x568, 1669173155709223.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:11:27 2023 No.19107851 >>19106917 >>19106965 >>19106973 These have to be ironic. Bitches wasting perfectly good ingredients so they can get internet attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:13:43 2023 No.19107861 >>19107814 I laughed pretty hard man

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:15:26 2023 No.19107864 File: 2.96 MB, 1162x720, family dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19107849 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:42:30 2023 No.19107933 >>19105564 It melts without splitting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:44:18 2023 No.19107940 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, 1658946138214248.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:47:59 2023 No.19107948 >>19106745 Fuck off faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:49:20 2023 No.19107953 >>19103631 Phew...thought this was a different video

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:52:29 2023 No.19107963 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Women cant cook 12.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19107948

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:54:36 2023 No.19107969 >>19107940 This makes me rationally angry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:56:59 2023 No.19107976 >>19105585 How much diarrhea has this man been responsible for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:01:26 2023 No.19107991 >>19107814 poor chicken gets a viking funeral minus boat

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:03:51 2023 No.19107999 >>19107969 Well at least this failed painter hasn't started a war

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:05:31 2023 No.19108005 >>19107814 Is there a sound version? Would love to know if they laughed or were upset

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:10:18 2023 No.19108013 >>19105585 No respect for egg, NO RESPECT. Look at his showmanship. His gaudy velvet shirt. He has no love for egg, just profit. I spit on your webm and this man. I SPIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:10:47 2023 No.19108015 >>19107969 >That'l be $1,325 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:12:04 2023 No.19108022 >>19108005 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyXv9O8PxnI

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:21:19 2023 No.19108049 >>19107169 I think at least 3. 3-4 eggs depending on how big your eggs are

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:50:05 2023 No.19108134 >>19107999 underrated post and impressive digits, a (You) well earned

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:07:59 2023 No.19108184 >>19103436 >be normal >take a camembert >fry it if you want >gets a better result without needless, retarded work and without disgusting american "cheese" why aren't people like this ?why can't they just be normal ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:10:17 2023 No.19108192 >>19103700 lewd

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:14:20 2023 No.19108202 >>19107814 brought me to tears

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:25:54 2023 No.19108229 File: 2.77 MB, 360x640, marquis of the egg market.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19108013 My eggposts were only meant to please. Hopefully this one will make good on my transgressions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:50:52 2023 No.19108469 >>19107948 YWNBAW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:52:33 2023 No.19108474 >>19105585 >even his shirt is sweating

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:53:52 2023 No.19108479 >>19108229 I bet the coke he poured into there makes all the difference.....

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:55:03 2023 No.19108481 >>19107953 yeah, i thought for all the videos that a blender could pop up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:56:39 2023 No.19108485 >>19103700 huh...he use "Alce Nero" tomato sauce...i never thought they have an international market

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:43:52 2023 No.19108593 File: 2.80 MB, 404x720, 1674055648054236.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 19:52:25 2023 No.19108616 disgust

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:21:13 2023 No.19108696
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>>19106745
My mother did. She cooked the best things I've ever eaten and I learned how to cook by helping her in the kitchen until I started to cook for the family. I actually managed to surpass her on quite a lot of dishes but I still would get Ratatouille style flashbacks if she cooked for me. It's kinda like the cakes your aunt or grandma would make. It's like there is a secret recipe but there really isn't.
Modern women however aren't worth shit. My little sis can't do pastas properly.
Anyway blogspot over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:26:43 2023 No.19108710 >>19108479 I've watched and posted this on /ck/ more times than I care to mention and I have never noticed he used coke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:28:58 2023 No.19108723 >>19103853 looks delicious. half the thickness of the meat and it would probably not be a gigantic fucking mess

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:38:18 2023 No.19108755 >>19108593 >fingers his butt before pouring your wine

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:43:39 2023 No.19108769 >>19108755 he doesn't look like a pajeet

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:58:17 2023 No.19108817

>>19108593
How does he open doors ? How does he puts the two glass thingies into his arms in the first place ? Does someone else help him ? Is he like
>Okay put your finger in the tube, I'm putting it on your arms
And then watch him awkwardly waddle against the kitchen door ? And once he's done watch him come back like a fucking penguin for you to help him put down the glassware ??? What the fuck man

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:36:52 2023 No.19108955 File: 808 KB, 736x833, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19105295 Imagine...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:42:18 2023 No.19108966 >>19106973 This one is basically just lazy poorfag enchiladas, I see no issue

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:46:22 2023 No.19108973 >>19107940 Why yes, I'd love some dust with my dessert

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:56:08 2023 No.19109001 >>19107166 sure it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:02:07 2023 No.19109019 >>19108817 He was born in there.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:06:19 2023 No.19109031

>>19106746
I was so busy being angry at the ingredients that I didn't even notice that the bags she used to cover her shoes were touching the fucking street.
I think it's been a good 10 years since the last time this creature had a semblance of an intelligent thought cross her mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:21:16 2023 No.19109066 >>19108817 He spins the glassware tube side up so that gravity keeps the liquid in the vessel. Then he releases his finger from the opening.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:22:10 2023 No.19109069 You guys post the same shit every thread. Ost something new.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:30:18 2023 No.19109092 >>19103683 STOP LOOKING AT ME BLINK MOTHERFUCKER BLINK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:35:44 2023 No.19109108 >>19103436 I LOVE GOYSLOP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:35:55 2023 No.19109110 File: 16 KB, 16x9, ᵃ ᶠᶦᶫᵉᶰᵃᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃᶰᵗˢ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19103775

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:39:16 2023 No.19109123 File: 66 KB, 755x489, 1662122150405.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19103631 Why did you cut out the ending?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:41:47 2023 No.19109126 >>19104442 their nails would be enough of a reason for me to want to kill them ngl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:47:10 2023 No.19109133 Requesting that high end performance restaurant where they just smash and spray stuff all over the table Please I need it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:05:10 2023 No.19109181 >>19106917 This woman is a menace to society

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:38:43 2023 No.19109256 >>19103436 Imagine this lactose intolerant chink's watery bowel movements

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:58:53 2023 No.19109312 File: 662 KB, 828x1678, 1679440094517042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19104454

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:05:10 2023 No.19109327 >>19109256 actually hes japanese, and not every chink has lactose intolerance you uneducated baboon. next time you want to be offensive, educate yourself first. ciao nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:11:03 2023 No.19109342 >>19105295 (ToT)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:14:27 2023 No.19109351 >>19103631 those chickensexers got paid a shitload of money

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:15:29 2023 No.19109358 >>19107814 >chicken a'la auchwitz

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:22:51 2023 No.19109666 >>19107814 this many newfags replying to a 8 year old gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:59:50 2023 No.19109790 >>19109358 too soon or should I say... jew soon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:19:08 2023 No.19109864 >>19106985 plus shit. and you know they don't wash their hands. and i know it smell crazy in there. but i'd eat all the indian street food if i was there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:34:04 2023 No.19109922 File: 2.85 MB, 400x710, cheesy ramewn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:56:34 2023 No.19109982 >>19108229 >half the food is just low quality spices >pours fucking coke in it Yep, that's street shitting food alright

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:00:01 2023 No.19109989

>>19103853
You can make a huge patty like this way less messy but making it thicker on the outside than the inside. All burgers shrink when the cook, leading to the bulging you see in this video. If you compensate for that you end up with a nice flat patty at the end. That's the bigger problem than the sheer size, though that doesn't help. This is done for looks and not taste anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:03:58 2023 No.19110000 >>19109922 other than the tiktok attentionme, this is legitimate. It serves the final accomplishment of cooking; the end result is greater than the sum of its parts, using what's on hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:06:41 2023 No.19110007 >>19104803 WHERE ARE THE BODIES

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:14:13 2023 No.19110031 >>19109922 All that makeup and she still looks like a sunburnt hillbillie

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:17:57 2023 No.19110047 >>19108593 >mmm yes please a glass of finger fucked wine for me and my friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:21:39 2023 No.19110060 >>19107174 Having your sister blow me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:21:50 2023 No.19110061 >>19103444 Get a load of this fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:25:31 2023 No.19110070 >>19106733 Assuming the spaghetti cooks through and the alcohol burns off of the wine, could be decent

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:28:51 2023 No.19110080 >>19106917 Imagine having to deal with this cunt's relentless nonsense and stupidity--here, babe, hold the phone here...no let's do it from another angle...how's my hair?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:32:09 2023 No.19110088 >>19107785 what's the name of it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:35:18 2023 No.19110097 >>19108817 He starts off hanging upside down like a bat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:42:53 2023 No.19110118 >>19110088 the menu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:52:21 2023 No.19110137 >>19103436 What's with the fucking annoying retarded exaggerated faces he makes? He can't just smile like a normal person, he has to >>>SMILE!!!!!<<< for the camera. This appeals to autistic people probably which would explain why he's so popular.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:33:04 2023 No.19110250

>>19105585
one day, at the end of your existence, you will have to explain your actions to an authority. this has been known to mankind since we first descended from the trees. the precise nature is obscure to us, as is the identity of that authority. ie suppose we can call it God. but, what i am certain of is that this man will not be able to defend his misdeeds against eggs

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:55:53 2023 No.19110291

>>19110070
>meat clumped but not browned so it's just sogged
>chunks of onion the size of my onion you'll be sure to chew on
>forget about the cold jarred sauce poured over the top of that half a bottle of wine
>or the noodles clumped together
>we made sure to put enough CHEESE on it so you don't taste anything else
>so just enjoy your chewey tasteless chunks of green pepper forkfuls of scooped cheese

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:54:10 2023 No.19110527 >>19109066 But he's using a backward grip, it'd be awkward as hell to turn it upside down and switch grips with only one hand. This raises even more questions kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:05:08 2023 No.19110540 >>19110250 When we die we will be called before Crom, and he shall ask us the riddle of steel. If we do not know it, he will cast us out from Valhalla and laugh at us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:55:46 2023 No.19110621 >>19108229 I bet that's delicious So many eggs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:05:40 2023 No.19110635 File: 2.74 MB, 360x640, viscount of the egg-verse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another annal from the Egg Vault.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:13:44 2023 No.19110643 >>19103631 Legitimately why wouldn't you just raise the male chicks and slaughter them for meat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:27:46 2023 No.19110656 >>19110643 because females are good for both eggs and meat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:38:05 2023 No.19110668 >>19110635 I wish we had egg sloppa carts here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:51:50 2023 No.19110678 >>19106733 If this were my mother I wouldn’t even try to fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:59:42 2023 No.19110684 >>19104442 Another example that "real" mexican food is absolute dogshit. The only good mexican food is the americanized stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:32:27 2023 No.19110713 >>19109922 The thing she pours in the pan is milk right? If so, what kind will be the best to use and is this even worth making? I want to cook this tomorrow night for me and a friend and serve it with fried eggs because I think it looks good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:34:21 2023 No.19110716 >>19110713 Why? It's just macaroni and cheese but with overcooked ramen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:58:30 2023 No.19110745 File: 30 KB, 794x935, 1667959016941342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19104803 why does he do it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:00:33 2023 No.19110749 >>19110716 Alright that suggest something better anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:35:38 2023 No.19110810 >>19110643 Different highly specialised breeds are used for commercial egg and meat production. It's just not economically worthwhile to raise males of the layer breeds when meat breeds will give you twice as much meat in half the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:36:57 2023 No.19110812 >>19107814 WA LA! BON APPETIT!

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:09:02 2023 No.19110877

>>19107188
why would you be moking them, sissies ? in india they don't even know what the word "gross" even mean because they don't have to, they focus on skills and efficacity and that's all that matters. when a motherfucker says to you "look i can butcher meat with my fucking feet" you just hire them. faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:48:58 2023 No.19110948 >>19105624 >>19106985 >>19107069 >>19107976 >>19108013 >>19110250 you WILL eat the sloppy mcslopslop

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:00:39 2023 No.19111673 >>19110713 it's milk and craft cheese slices with ketchup. that's absolutely disgusting

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:03:02 2023 No.19111833

>>19111673
the cheese will melt properly, ketchup is just sugar oil water tomato, and milk and butter adds fat and lactose to give it a heavy richness. all the ingredients enhance the experience of eating a 10 cent dried ramen noodle block without being inappropriate. Pretty fun way to have an ultracheap snack. I think it's disgusting to call it disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:13:33 2023 No.19111867 >>19106965 This has ketchup sandwich vibes to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:14:27 2023 No.19111869 >>19111673 looks like siracha to me rather than ketchup. also it's just a cheap snack you posh mf

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:15:12 2023 No.19111871 >>19105585 I'd say this would be pretty good if I thought there was any chance that pajeet washes his hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:16:31 2023 No.19111877 >>19111869 The ramen comes with sauce or seasoning. Why someone would be dumb enough to throw plastic seasoning on it is beyond me.,

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:17:40 2023 No.19111882 >>19109108 *I HECKEN LOVE GOYSLOP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:52:03 2023 No.19112019 >>19108593 White """"""""""people" food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:05:16 2023 No.19112077 >>19107940 Imagine starting a restaurant where you throw random shit on a ceiling tile, call it art and get paid lots of money. Quality grifting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:23:45 2023 No.19112178 >>19103683 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CZN_Burak >In May 2022, "Pray For Burak" posts were circulated on social media as Burak was rumored to have been suffering from a brain tumor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:32:47 2023 No.19112207 >>19110678 More for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:34:17 2023 No.19112219 >>19106746 >thank you wite wimmin for all the fresh runny shits in mcdonalds bathrooms, crosswalks and against random walls

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:05:46 2023 No.19112347 >>19111871 So that's a no then...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:44:48 2023 No.19112509 >>19103683 i dislike the fucking manikin stare, but i have to respect the hustle. unlike the usual tiktak twats this fucker puts great amounts of effort into his irl shitposts. compare that to the fucking salt faggot or the gorillions of thots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:09:56 2023 No.19112597 >>19107079 I'm impressed by how nonstick that stainless pan is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:12:12 2023 No.19112605 >>19106746 Imagine hating the homeless this much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:38:01 2023 No.19112702 >>19105585 dirty people very dirty

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:54:16 2023 No.19112788 >>19105295 Have the sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:26:14 2023 No.19112867 >>19105338 >I need to le SMASH the burger with my special little SMASH tool instead of just making a thin patty and cooking like normal peak soylentry

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:31:29 2023 No.19112885 File: 9 KB, 231x218, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Before 2010 >dogshit with some kino After 2010 >pure unadulterated dogshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:35:24 2023 No.19112895 >>19106917 >>19106973 I can fix her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:47:58 2023 No.19112941 >>19108593 God that woman's face is the living embodiment of "insufferable cunt". I bet this bitch could nag the paint off the walls

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:49:51 2023 No.19112949 >>19106973 This is something I would make while blackout drunk at 6am

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:53:29 2023 No.19112961 File: 267 KB, 1003x761, 6548975185244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19109327

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:11:13 2023 No.19113370 >>19104387 I'm always amazed at how big the forehead on some bitches are, had they been born as guys instead they would be balding 100%

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:15:15 2023 No.19113380 >>19109312 damn she got fat

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:24:44 2023 No.19113418 File: 52 KB, 634x418, 20499388-0-image-a-53_1572657419385[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19108593 >RELEASE THE WINE GOLEM

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:28:44 2023 No.19113428 >>19110643 1) Not economical 2) Surplus of chicken meat would result in lower prices, exacerbating #1

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:32:39 2023 No.19113441

>>19112867
Do you know what happens to a pre-formed patty when it is cooked? The edges shrink before the middle and it turns into a bowl. By smashing it, you're pressing it and forcing it into the patty shape so it cooks evenly.

Now you're less of a retard than you were before you learned this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:36:40 2023 No.19113452 File: 207 KB, 470x568, Ursula_Ditkovich_S3[2].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19112867 >a standard metal spatula and a towel to keep your hand insulated from the heat of the grill top is a "special smash tool"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:54:03 2023 No.19114200 >>19110080 Doubt you'll ever have to deal with that situation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:33:17 2023 No.19114479 >>19110749 you'd have an easier time thinking of worse things to eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:07:02 2023 No.19114617 >>19109312 Now THAT'S a slampig

Terence Farley Sat Apr 1 11:12:06 2023 No.19114626

>>19107850
People have said that this is a joke, but the dude had all the ingredients to make the bug burger. I cant see someone buying flaxseed oil for a joke post and then never using it.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:23:50 2023 No.19114639 >>19110635 >that swirling spatula motion what an actual fucking king

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:26:14 2023 No.19114643 >>19107168 koreans

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:28:40 2023 No.19114646 >>19107864 ah, Slimjims Foster, truly haute cuisine

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:33:19 2023 No.19114651 File: 1.12 MB, 509x738, cooking-with-breast-milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19103436

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:36:48 2023 No.19114655 >>19111673 what's the problem? sloppy shit not good enough for ya?

>>	Vera Schaefer Sat Apr 1 11:37:49 2023 No.19114656 >>19114639 he's getting shit everywhere<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:47:41 2023 No.19114681 >>19109312 She's ready

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:12:18 2023 No.19114861 >>19114639 The utter contempt with which he throws the spoon back in its place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:41:47 2023 No.19114941 >>19105750 >eating meat vs >eating bug juice and exoskeleton

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:24:24 2023 No.19115164 >>19114626 You do know that you can use flax seed oil for a variety of dishes, right?

>>	Meredith Mullins Sat Apr 1 15:45:12 2023 No.19115227 >>19105338 God this movie is so cringe<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:46:46 2023 No.19115230 >>19105750 Yea im sure something that crawls around in shit and actual fucking filth is the same as something that sits in a nice salty brine all day. I wonder which one I would like to eat? Fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:40:34 2023 No.19115544 >>19110684 do you really think that is authentic Mexican cuisine you stupid retarded faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:52:22 2023 No.19115576 >>19104442 wtf how???

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:54:14 2023 No.19115580 >>19105764 >>19105575 that's no cheddar i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:05:53 2023 No.19115617 File: 3.71 MB, 360x640, gross 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:16:16 2023 No.19115640 File: 59 KB, 320x480, RYc0wo2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19103436

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:24:38 2023 No.19115656 >>19115617 What is that stuff, anyways? I heard someone say it was millet but millet what? Is it some kind of side dish?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:37:18 2023 No.19115688 >>19112867 You smash it to maximize surface contact for more browning. You don't have to make a thin patty to do it, either. When I make burgers at work we have 6oz patties I give a good press with a steak weight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:29:32 2023 No.19116961 >>19110643 Male chickens fight when they're put together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:04:51 2023 No.19117047 >>19106965 What the fuck am I watching?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:25:31 2023 No.19117119 >>19103436 Asians are lactose intolerant. He probably shit his brain out

>>	Mindy Banks Sun Apr 2 01:49:51 2023 No.19117180 >>19115656 It's like a big man toe<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:04:21 2023 No.19117211 >>19105585 why is he so angry? was he dethroned by a different egg king?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:28:23 2023 No.19117303 >>19110635 richard hammond

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:32:02 2023 No.19117317 >>19110877 don't you have a street to be shitting in, rakesh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:53:06 2023 No.19117388 >>19110713 I have made a disgusting dish which is like this. I would not recommend it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:23:35 2023 No.19117835 File: 2.85 MB, 460x350, 1611072336821.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:43:19 2023 No.19117873 >>19113441 That's completely untrue, I make burgers from scratch all the time and that never happens

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:47:25 2023 No.19117882 >>19117180 Mindy? Why aren't you answering my calls? We really need to talk about that night.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:09:44 2023 No.19118096

>>19113441
How does putting a ball of meat on the grill and then pressing it mitigate the edges cooking before the middle? You could just press on a normal patty and get the same result?
>>19113452
Watch the .webm little guy
>>19115688
So it can just be any patty that you press? It doesn't have to be a ball that you le SMASH after all?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:31:35 2023 No.19118149
File: 1.41 MB, 626x352, virgin of the egg-verse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>19117211
There are many members of the Order of the Egg. Perhaps his petitions to the King have been snubbed? All I know, however, is that to attain the rank of Egg King takes decades of dedication, hard work, and unclean cooking conditions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:45:12 2023 No.19118442 File: 1.77 MB, 240x240, 1680419695555100.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:11:34 2023 No.19118490 >>19106733 If she let the wine evaporate she saved it by putting it in the oven τbh. Some questionable choices with the spaghetti being wrapped in beef and the ready made sauce but it could turn out alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:23:46 2023 No.19118516 >>19118490 Tbh I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:12:56 2023 No.19118577 >>19107999 kek'd & checked

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:15:23 2023 No.19118581 >>19118516 I mean it started as a worse-than-jack's meal and ended up as something that might not taste good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:34:43 2023 No.19118608 File: 948 KB, 1280x688, Au Poste (2018).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:43:56 2023 No.19118741 File: 72 KB, 1128x480, 1680116324685891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19118096 >Watch the .webm little guy I was literally describing the webm. Here's a screenshot from the webm. This is a standard spatula and a folded towel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:53:20 2023 No.19118763 >>19117835 Stephen Chow energy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 17:04:20 2023 No.19119301 >>19108593 So not only are you tasting the man's fingers but that wine is probably piss warm because it's up against his exposed skin. God what a revolting invention

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 18:07:56 2023 No.19119493 >>19108022 you are a fuckng idiot

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 18:12:00 2023 No.19119506 >>19113380 the wall came fast

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 18:13:52 2023 No.19119512 File: 2.08 MB, 640x352, Tacos V.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19103436

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 19:12:35 2023 No.19119793 >>19115656 Found it https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragi_mudde

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 19:21:18 2023 No.19119834 >>19110635 That part where he shreds the cheese, that looks like what I do to my heels after I get out of the shower.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 19:21:22 2023 No.19119835 >>19112867 you are deeply retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 19:28:48 2023 No.19119873 >>19119793 Nice work. I got about three searches in before I realised trying to find a miscellaneous brown lumpy Indian food was like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 19:44:01 2023 No.19119925 File: 91 KB, 500x601, 5aU40u9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19103436 I remember people used to make fun of pic related and now it's considered haute cousine

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 19:45:40 2023 No.19119927 >>19119925 No, they're still making fun of it. Do you think The Three Stooges did instructional workplace safety videos?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 19:49:59 2023 No.19119939 >>19119927 I have learned more of workplace safety from the three stooges than from the obligatory German destruction videos. now I always carry an umbrella in case of falling lockboxes or pianos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 19:55:00 2023 No.19119957 >>19119793 thank you anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 20:01:36 2023 No.19119981 >>19105585 Why can't they keep anything clean? Literally everything is filthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 20:04:38 2023 No.19120007 >>19117835 is this lupin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 20:05:45 2023 No.19120010 >>19118608 does this hold up to his other films?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 20:08:14 2023 No.19120023

>>19103436
I count roughly 40 slices of cheese. At a conservative 250mg of sodium per slice of cheese, that monstrosity comes out to 10,000mg of sodium. That fucking idiot ate half of it, and who really knows, maybe even the full thing. What a complete retard asking for a stroke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 20:17:04 2023 No.19120054 >>19106746 >>19106733 I'm starting to think cooking tiktoks are mostly a psy op to convice us that women don't belong in the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 20:21:34 2023 No.19120070 >>19105585 mmm, gotta make sure to clean all the random scraps of garbage off the side closest to him and then flip the food directly into the garbage he didn't clean off on the other side kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 20:35:17 2023 No.19120122 >>19119512 Terrible hygiene. What's the point of the paper if he's going to hold the taco with his fucking hands and touch everything else?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 20:38:05 2023 No.19120137 >>19120122 There is nothing wrong with handling food without gloves, the paper is there so it can be held by the person eating it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 20:52:36 2023 No.19120202 >>19112941 Kek

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 21:22:01 2023 No.19120277

>>19120122
It's actually fine to touch food with bare hands, many chefs do it in restaurants. You always trust the kitchen staff to handle food the way it should be. It sometimes keeps me awake at night knowing that a kitchen nigger forgot to wash his hands after taking a piss or smoking. But that's just how it is, even if that's the case you are not going to die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 22:19:39 2023 No.19120403 >>19120010 I haven't seen his other films, it was a pretty fun watch though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 23:03:22 2023 No.19120518 >>19120122 >touching food with your hands is bad hygiene shouldn't you be getting a booster shot or something you hypochondriac retard?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 23:21:10 2023 No.19120586 >>19114626 That guy specifically does stuff like this as a troll. His whole schtick his "ironically" presenting himself as a living soyjack caricature to somehow own the chuds

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 23:27:00 2023 No.19120607 >>19119793 So it's literally just a boiled lump of flour and water?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 01:38:31 2023 No.19121015 >>19106917 >>19106973 >the split second eyebrow movement of extreme disgust before faking a pleased expression You can't hide that from me. >>19106965 Literal puke aesthetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 02:35:37 2023 No.19121177 >>19107850 looks like shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 02:40:56 2023 No.19121187 >>19119793 >ragi is not supposed to be chewed i might be missing something, how are you supposed to eat a flour lump without chewing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:19:21 2023 No.19121320 >>19120122 the paper is made with hemp so the subproducts it produces are beneficial for your body, unlike using styrofoam or sum shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 05:41:23 2023 No.19121679 >>19112597 Its 100% non stick because the pan is smooth. Its the same with cast iron

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 05:56:34 2023 No.19121700 >>19116961 You mean cock fights? Why not have a farm for one (1) male chickie to be head honcho at. We can still eat him you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 06:12:25 2023 No.19121720 >>19107079 >Le eggslut reference Good one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 06:41:01 2023 No.19121781 >>19106965 this is just depression era water pies but substituting soda for water

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 07:04:04 2023 No.19121805 >>19103436 filthy insectoid

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 07:08:07 2023 No.19121814 >>19118096 Because you press the patty so thin that what sticking happens during the searing process is stronger than the contracting ability of the meat, it stays flat.

Anonymous Mon Apr 3 07:10:21 2023 No.19121821

>>19120122
The paper is for the consumer's convenience, not for the assembler. And bare hands are more hygienic than gloves in general because people wash their hands more when they handle stuff barehanded, compared to just wearing the same pair of gloves a long time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 07:42:48 2023 No.19121870 >>19118608 I love this guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 13:04:59 2023 No.19122347 >>19118442 I love these. Are there any more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 13:10:31 2023 No.19122361 File: 365 KB, 652x726, Hep-Curry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19120277 Yes but what you are ignoring is the colour of those hands. They have not been washed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 13:21:55 2023 No.19122375 >>19103700 >Why yes, I do have a "shrimp dick," how could you tell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 13:34:12 2023 No.19122398 >>19107940 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDPeLlMR2D4

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 13:52:52 2023 No.19122452 I hate that these /ck/ webm threads have become Tik Tard dumping grounds filled with vapid ewhores. It's not even food gore at this point, it's just cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 17:42:21 2023 No.19122974 >>19122452 201 replies, 54 videos

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