/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19100411]

what kind of animal would you like to see be made into lab grown meat?

[Anonymous No.19100412]

Orangutans.

[Anonymous No.19100415]

>>19100411
imagine the taste

[Anonymous No.19100421]

>>19100411
And that meatball probably cost a few million dollars to make

[Anonymous No.19100424]

>>19100411
Dodo. Lets find out what was so special about those fuckers that they all got eaten.

[Anonymous No.19100428]

>>19100411
is it fucking frozen

[Anonymous No.19100440]

>>19100424
Easy prey. They would just walk up to humans because no predators
Probably tasted like chicken

[Anonymous No.19100442]

>>19100424
The alternative being maggot infested bread hard as a rock is what killed them.

[Anonymous No.19100454]

It's a test to see if you've dehumanized yourself. If you eat the bugs or the fake meat, that's a signal that you're less than human and can be culled.

[Anonymous No.19100479]

>>19100440
>>19100442
Fuck you I want my Buffalo Dodo wings

[Anonymous No.19100483]

>>19100440
Like children?

[Anonymous No.19100533]

>>19100411
Long pork all day.

[Anonymous No.19100540]

>>19100411
Auroch

[Anonymous No.19100595]

Dodo

[Anonymous No.19100749]

>>19100411
Big juicy Japanese schoolgirl ass

[Anonymous No.19100754]

The Galapagos Giant Tortoise

[Anonymous No.19100785]

>>19100411
Dodo nuggets for me, please.

[Anonymous No.19100787]

>>19100754
Those are not extinct, you can eat one if you want.

[Anonymous No.19100816]

>>19100421
Probably a few hundred dollars to a few thousands

[Anonymous No.19100930]

>>19100411
What about those turtles that are supposedly the best tasting meat on Earth?

[Anonymous No.19100936]

>>19100930
You can eat those at China, not need to lab grow it.

[Anonymous No.19100943]

>>19100411
Russian here, our esquimo chukcha tribes dig up frozen mammoth meat all the time and just feed it to thier dogs. Siberia is littered with well preserved mamomoths

[Anonymous No.19100949]

>>19100411
I want real dino nuggets.

[Anonymous No.19100953]

[Anonymous No.19101031]

>>19100424
>>19100479
>>19100595
did someone say doodoo?

[Anonymous No.19101045]

>>19100411
None, lab-grown meat is an abomination. I'll never eat it, give me actual fresh flesh from a recently-living animal instead of this cancerous affront to nature.

[Anonymous No.19101068]

>>19101045
This. It's not meat. Margarine isn't butter and coconut/almond/rice/oat water is not milk. Gouda comes from the city of Gouda and Parmesan from Parma. Science starts with definitions, not with grabbing for bucks.

[Anonymous No.19101078]

>>19100411
Rothschilds

[Anonymous No.19101089]

>>19101068
Margarine and butter aren't the same chemically. Lab grown meat is identical in structure to real meat, and is more ethical because you don't have to take a life to eat it. This is gonna be a huge breakthrough for Buddhists.

[Anonymous No.19101103]

>>19101068
Yeah, and it doesn't even give you a real idea of what that meat would taste like. Meat isn't just protein with a certain DNA genome, its flavor is influenced by the animal's fat content, activity level, diet, and other factors that can only occur in a living animal. Think of the taste difference between grass fed and grain fed beef. Even if you perfectly clone mammoth meat, for example, it wouldn't have the flavor that comes from the mammoth's actual diet, it would just be pure protein with some injected fat and none of the natural influence of a living animal. Even as a novelty it's pointless bullshit.

[Anonymous No.19101115]

>>19101089
See: >>19101103
It may be structurally identical, it won't actually be anything like the real thing in terms of nutrition and taste because it's so completely sterile. All micronutrients would be manually added, likely from synthetic (read: less bioavailable) sources, and I'd even bet the fat they inject will be hydrogenated polyunsaturated fats because saturated fat is "unhealthy."

[Anonymous No.19101152]

All this talk of reviving mammoths is empty hype. We can't bring them back. Every DNA sample is fragmented. At best we make some elephant-mammoth hybrid, which will still lack the specific and now gone microbiota that would allow them to digest their historical diet. However, it would be very easy to use the genetic material present to grow elephant tissue with all the segments for muscle and fat synthesis spliced in from mammoths. We could eat mammoth again.

[Anonymous No.19101167]

>>19100953
Imagine the sheer amount of Millipede cakes, Millipede Bisque, Millipede salad, Millipede Balls, Boiled Millipede

[Anonymous No.19101168]

>>19100428
It's fresh-frozen, chef.

[Anonymous No.19102181]

>>19101152
Sauce on the webm

[Anonymous No.19102212]

>>19101167
Imagine being eaten by a millipede

[Anonymous No.19102313]

>>19100424
Humans didn't kill the dodo, rats did

[All shall be free No.19102414]

>>19100411
Like Elephant meat.

You know, there’s a lot of animals that taste crazy good.

Y’all carnivores gotta get into cultured meat. It helps make all food free and the world into global perfect most utopian utopia ever.

All potential

[Anonymous No.19102417]

We can make ANY kind of meat.

>>19102313
Maybe you should let rats be.
We can take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.19102422]

>>19100411
Don't care. Won't eat it in any circumstance.

[Anonymous No.19102428]

We can make infinite kinds of meat that don’t even exist yet.

Like dragon meat.
Some splice of reptiles.

We can have dinosaur meat.


Now all the rarest meats are available

[Anonymous No.19102431]

>>19102422
Why?

Don’t you believe in the vore girls?

[Anonymous No.19102455]

>>19100424
Biopunk utopia will inevitably bring back the dodo race and their cute bratty bird girl hybrid race civilizations

I bet Dodo have utmost fascinating insights about love, peace, and loyalty to Love.

I feel the Dodo never died. They’re too true of souls. Maybe they simply discretely evolved into cute girls and bred with the explorers.
Hey, if you believe in god, you believe in magic

[Anonymous No.19102472]

>>19100411
Weird, I also have mammoth balls

[Anonymous No.19102478]

>>19100411
DATA MINING THREAD!
DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!

[Anonymous No.19102526]

>>19102478
Here’s an idea, biopunk-divinity global utopia will include tomboy x femboy mutual impregnation. Girls have the right to inseminate via their clits being genetically modified to be able to impregnate.

All being free includes all abstractions of freedom.

Also I want to design meat. Imagine the perfect meat. Every aspect of the flavour perfectly designed and melded with other meats etc

Like Pork-Chicken-beef. A new kind of meat. Perfectly balanced combination. The miracle between all three

[Anonymous No.19102563]

>>19100816
>>19100421
It probably cost nothing to make the first one. Just a meat sample.

Then the rest cost nothing as well.

All SHOULD be free.
Does ANYTHING happen as it SHOULD?

[Anonymous No.19102597]

>>19101045
>>19101068
It’s real meat.
IT IS TAKING A PIECE OF MEAT AND CONTINUING TO FEED IT NUTRIENTS WITHOUT A BODY.

IT IS LIKE A PLANT

>>19101115
We can add any minerals etc to give it the exact flavour of any meat to the finest details

We can feed the meat the same grass cows eat but blenderized etc

[Anonymous No.19102603]

crab, so i dont have to deal with the shell. and theres already imitation crab sticks so u cant say shit

[Anonymous No.19102612]

>>19101152
>makes elephant mammoth hybrid
>starts inbreeding them

Boom.

Mammoth

You want to give em their weird food but white Americans who eat sushi and I inbreed like sexy Dixie are still white Americans.

Mutation via inbreeding is just as likely to create positive mutation rather than negative mutation.

Lets admit fearing incest is merely the fear of the eternal ever rising flood of hot Dixie teen incest birthrate

[Anonymous No.19102646]

>>19100424
This but the Moa instead.
Fucking 20ft tall docile turkeys that were so delicious the Maori hunted them to extinction in 100 years.
Well "hunted" is an exaggeration, those birds were so chill that you could literally just walk up to one, bonk it on the head and feed your tribe for a week

[Anonymous No.19102651]

>>19100749
Hate to disappoint you but Jap girls have small, perky flat asses

[Anonymous No.19102655]

>>19100787
They're were two kinds, one of which the last survivor died a couple of years ago

[Anonymous No.19102665]

>>19102612
*and ** inbreed like sexy Dixie are still white Americans.


But I do want to breed my cousin.

She really is something special.

[Anonymous No.19102671]

>>19100411
>We recreated ancient extinct meat
>As a meatball
Get fucked

[Anonymous No.19102694]

>>19102646
I wish for it and souls like it to return with a vengeance

I wish for the most peaceful and loving… to be the mightiest and smartest.


Like doesn’t it seem true Americans in some regions were almost hunted to extinction? With only dystopia and regression and death and nothingness to replace them?

Lets get real.
The world needs a whole morality check etc.

Lets empower animals via genetic modification and make all animals almighty immortal omnipotent gods.

>>19102651
That’s a lie.

Japanese girls have feederism fetishes and all monogamy fetishes. Many do stay slim but especially in Canada I’ve seen them lust over their growing fat asses and delicious divine kami potbellies

I eternally love Nihon Jin.

[Anonymous No.19102698]

>>19102671
How far do you want us to go?
Limitless? OwO

[Anonymous No.19102706]

>>19102694
Japanese girls have tendency to start gaining weight in some region of their body when they love
a relationship and feel utmost comfortable

[Anonymous No.19102725]

>>19102597
>We can add any minerals etc to give it the exact flavour of any meat to the finest details
>We can feed the meat the same grass cows eat but blenderized etc
Every time humans try to play God with shit like this it always goes wrong somehow. I have very low trust in any purely manmade replacement of something as fundamental as food, and even lower trust if it's being pushed as an actual replacement with the intention of phasing out the real thing.

[Anonymous No.19102756]

>>19102725
>Every time humans try to play God

Humans are god.

The only god is love.

Think about all the humans who have been treated as badly as animals.
All matters.
We can be almighty immortal gods in utopia, not mortal slaves getting ground up in the cogs

[Anonymous No.19102861]

>>19100411
chapracuba

[Anonymous No.19103016]

>>19102756
>We can be almighty immortal gods in utopia
Pure hubris.

[Anonymous No.19104660]

>>19100411
T Rex penis burgers

[Anonymous No.19104673]

>>19100424
npbp

[Anonymous No.19104973]

>>19102756
>Humans are god.
Not using the usual acceptation of the word ‘god’.
>The only god is love.
Love of what?
>Think about all the humans who have been treated as badly as animals.
Yes, bad things happen all the time. This doesn’t bring any gladness to me but that’s how the world is.
>All matters.
Does this include rocks, trees, pools of water, etc. or just animals?
>We can be almighty immortal gods in utopia
You can’t be really immortal because there isn’t a persistent self. Likewise you can’t be omnipotent for the same reason, ‘power to act’ is an abstraction.
>not mortal slaves getting ground up in the cogs
See above. Sentient beings are series of mental states. Sometimes there is joy, sometimes there is pain. By clinging to your idea of a utopia which strictly speaking you could not possibly witness, you will only cause yourself suffering.

[Anonymous No.19104991]

>>19100411
rhino
panda
dolphin

[Anonymous No.19106389]

>>19100411
Blacks so I could just throw it in the trash.

[Anonymous No.19106591]

>>19101167

[Anonymous No.19106598]

Pitbulls.
Also, I am a biological male that self-identifies as a man, and my preferred pronouns are he/him/his. Misgendering me is grounds for a permaban.

[Anonymous No.19106626]

>>19102756
I agree we should not be treating animals like shit. Any reasonable measure to alleviate suffering is welcome.
>Humans are god
lol, no.
>utopia
Anyone unironically talking about it is a retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.19106636]

>>19100411
finally, a good use for this tech.

[Anonymous No.19106692]

>>19101167
Sound like typical British cuisine
>>19100421
Imagine how much it’ll cost to buy a 6 pack of mammoth meat balls at Walmart

[Anonymous No.19106755]

>>19100411
So you gullible idiots automatically believe that thing actually has mammoth meat in it? Just because they tell you?
LOL

[Anonymous No.19106895]

>>19100411
Human pussy

[Anonymous No.19106905]

>>19100411
honestly? The ones we waste the bulk of, or did so for such a long time they're no longer ecologically fashionable. Monkfish tail and liver, quail, foiegras, veal, you'd be amazed how many species are butchered for like one gland, organ or muscle and the rest is turned into dogfood or fed to another livestock. Even if you want to come down on the side of, hurrdurr animals don't have cognition and aren't suffering, there's still no reason to waste that much energy and carbon and space raising an entire animal. IF the point is truly the flavor rather than some andro power fantasy wherein dominating an entire goose or monkfish life for like 3-6 bites of provably, massively wasteful food, and then jerk off about it later..

[Anonymous No.19107056]

>>19100411
probably a Megatherium that shit has gotta be weird.
or north white rhinos, nah wait long horn bisons.
bring them back so we can make new Arby's items out of them.

[Anonymous No.19107063]

>>19100421
Like, a prototype product might cost more than product produced at scale. Dude. Weird.

[Anonymous No.19107165]

>>19102455
>cute bratty bird girl hybrid race
Anon, this post made my morning.
Thank you and I hope you have an excellent day/night.

[Anonymous No.19107264]

>>19107056
Large animals tend to have low marbling, pretty shitty mouthfeel, and coarse texture/grain, I'd imagine this would fall well below our current livestock and just go broke. Wooly mammoth steaks cooked over open fire or whatever, look ballsy but they're probably tough and lean as shit, getting them to the refinement level of our modern Angus or Waygu would take another century of selective breeding while the crappy natural stuff goes to cafeterias and dogfood.

[Anonymous No.19107293]

>>19102313
cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.19107624]

>>19100411

[Anonymous No.19107654]

>>19101167
Hmm maybe I WILL eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.19107677]

[Anonymous No.19108135]

>>19107677
someone should AI what this would have looked like

[Anonymous No.19108168]

>>19100411
Chicken

[Anonymous No.19108259]

>>19108135
fuk man no wonder they were terrified of monsters back in the day

[Anonymous No.19108305]

>>19100411
Galápagos tortoise. They only became endangered because people were addicted to the taste. The first attempts to bring back specimens failed, because the sailors just couldn't resist eating them all on the way home. They were also said to be easier to digest than other meats, so you can be rather greedy without getting a stomach ache.

[Anonymous No.19108418]

>>19108259
kek i love it thanks

[Anonymous No.19108439]

>>19108305
I wonder if they were actually this good or just good for poor, underfed sailors compared to everything else available to them

[Anonymous No.19108560]

>>19108439
Darwin likes some of the cuts, but thought others were over-hyped. He was also a member of a club that tried to eat every animal on Earth, so he knew his meats well.

[Anonymous No.19108574]

>>19107624
I am now convinced this is what that dinosaur looked like and no one can ever convince me otherwise.
I want to hug it.

[Anonymous No.19108592]

>>19108168
This. Chicken is really good.

[Anonymous No.19108598]

>>19108305
> They only became endangered because people were addicted to the taste
nonsense they were eaten because the sailors were stuck on a wooden ship for 6 months of drinking saltwater contaminated grog and worm infested hardtack

[Anonymous No.19108751]

i wanna eat some of these tasty looking little buggers

[Anonymous No.19108902]

>>19108751
I'm surprised how convincing this was

[Anonymous No.19109013]

>>19108598
That could explain why they had trouble shipping them, but not why they were hunted nearly to extinction. Also as I said, Darwin liked some of the cuts and he was used to much better food than the ordinary sailors.

[Anonymous No.19109026]

>>19108574
Pinguins look like that because a thick tube is thermally efficient in cold temperatures
The herbivores with long necks need minimal weight to carry the head around to acquire food.

[Anonymous No.19109106]

>>19109013
They were "hunted" to nearly extinction because they only lived in a few islands/tropical places and to "hunt" them you just kick them on their back or pick them up off of the ground kek

Plenty of less delicious animals have gone extinct

[Anonymous No.19109272]

>>19102756
schizoleaf how dare you post without a red collage of images

[Anonymous No.19110683]

>>19108902
took me a few seconds

[Anonymous No.19110773]

>>19100533
Unironically this. I'm curious as to what human meat tastes like but there aren't really any ethical or legal ways to try it.

[Anonymous No.19110843]

>>19100424
They actually tasted terroble. Sailors cooked them in staty giant tortois fat to make them edibile. Human hunting was a minor reason for the wxtinction. Predation frim dogs, cats, bigs and monkeys, together with the destruction of their forest habitat killed them off

[Anonymous No.19111528]

>>19110773
there was some reddit post about a guy who had his foot amputated and he invited his friends to eat it with him. He said, "I taste like buffalo, but chewier. Super beefy and little fat"
I think he has a longer article on vice as well, unless God forbid there are multiple people who have eaten their own foot

[Anonymous No.19111628]

>>19111528
reminds me of an article i read years ago about some guy that cut off his dick and fed it to his friends as an "art piece"

[Anonymous No.19111639]

>>19111628
I don't believe you but I'd rather not know than find out

[Anonymous No.19111712]

>>19100411
You couldn't pay me to eat that labgrown shit

[Anonymous No.19111944]

>>19101045
people like you are what hold society bag from progressing.

there are two types of people in this world: those who yearn to understand what they don't, and those who are afraid of what they don't understand, and you're the latter. almost every bad thing that's ever happened in the world is because of people like you. it's okay though, it's not too late to quit being a faggot and change your ways, you just need to think about things a little more

[Anonymous No.19112157]

>>19100411
OOOOO I NEEED TO EAT LE HECKIN SCIENCE FOOOD WOW IM NEVER EATING REAL FOOD AGAIN ONLY ASTRO SCIENCE CLIMATE CHANGE FOOD FOR ME YUMMY YUMMY IN MY GOYFILTH TUMMY WEEEEEEEEEEE I NOW SUPPORT GREATER ISRAEL SLAB-A-URAINIA

[Anonymous No.19112166]

Its just like my doctor dreadful food lab but real! now this is epic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERPfFkkbVlo

[Anonymous No.19112564]

>>19111944
>people like you are what hold society bag from progressing.
Good. Not all progress is positive and every step of it should be thoroughly questioned.

I'm not "afraid of what I don't understand," I'm rationally skeptical about the ability of synthetically produced meat to sufficiently replace naturally produced meat on a nutritional level. For example, one of the great benefits of meat from ruminants is that it's full of extremely bioavailable vitamins and minerals due to the multi-step processing involved with them digesting food repeatedly, and if you grow beef in a lab you won't have the benefit of that process at all. So the vitamins and minerals in the meat will either be much more "raw" (closer to the original form in the grass/plants) and thus less bioavailable or the meat will be fortified with synthetic vitamins and minerals much like sandwich bread and other items, which again means less bioavailability and thus lower nutritive quality. The biggest problem is that in a world where everyone thinks pharmaceuticals solve everything and synthetic vitamins are just A-OK very few people will question this as the quality of the nutrition in our food is sapped away in the name of greater profits and convenience.

If the only available response to these concerns is guilt-tripping people over "fear of progress" then that should raise some red flags that there aren't actually satisfactory answers to these problems so they're being shoved aside with emotional appeals. People like you who blindly and dogmatically accept all progress for the sake of progress only serve to prove how necessary it is for people like me to stand up and speak out.

[Anonymous No.19113071]

>>19111639
I'm illiterate, but I'd rather not know than find out.

[Anonymous No.19113082]

>>19102756
BEYOND BASED, I LOVE GOD I LOVE YOU

[Anonymous No.19113092]

Jesus Christ.
They have his foreskin at some church in Italy so just get the cells from that and make Jesusburgers to have for Sunday communion. Body of Christ indeed.

[Anonymous No.19113912]

>>19110773
>"The flesh tastes like pork, a little bit more bitter, stronger. It tastes quite good,"
spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/first-tv-interview-with-german-cannibal-human-flesh-tastes-like-pork-a-511775.html