IT'S HAPPENING: Germans start restricting grilling

[Anonymous No.19099950]

grillbros...

[Anonymous No.19099953]

https://www.br.de/nachrichten/amp/bayern/nur-einmal-pro-wochenende-landgericht-schraenkt-das-grillen-ein,TZVVz2l

[Anonymous No.19099959]

I'm sure this is not just the beginning of further restrictions since Germans are not autistic...right?

[Anonymous No.19099969]

>>19099950
Lmaoing at you Europoors. Can't grill anymore. Come give uncle Sam a ring when you can't stand to eat any more cricket burgers kek. Maybe I'll mail you a picture of a real burger to keep you going, you can even keep it in your purse.

[Anonymous No.19099974]

literally who is gonna report their neighbors for grilling too much lmao, sounds like a law that will be applied once per year in the whole country.

[Anonymous No.19099976]

>>19099969
Don't laugh. Every time the Germans go on a rights-restricting spree across Europe, it ends with us having to sort their shit out.

[Anonymous No.19099978]

>>19099974
>literally who is gonna report their neighbors for grilling too much lmao
the old, bitter widowed old cunts that hate everyone and everything, this just gives them an option to ruin someones BBQ by calling the cops on them for grilling too much

[Anonymous No.19099980]

>>19099974
bbq-wardens, of course

[Anonymous No.19099986]

>>19099978
What is the Deutsche equivalent of "Karen"?

[Anonymous No.19099988]

>>19099950
I mean this is dumb but it's not really a big deal. Europe has a different barbeque culture than America. In America they usually have gas-powered barbeques so they can easily just use a small amount of gas to grill a small portion of meat.

Here in Europe everybody only barbeques with charcoal, so you have to use a whole bag's worth to barbeque anything, which is gonna set you back like £3 minimum. It doesn't make sense to do it unless you have a big group of people round.

[Anonymous No.19099989]

>>19099978
I can see this happening, especially if you're talking to someone while grilling.

[Anonymous No.19099994]

>>19099950
Poland is not stealing enough money through eurofonds from these autists.

[Anonymous No.19099998]

>>19099974
>Blockleiter (Block Warden), where block refers to city block, was from 1933 the title of a lower Nazi Party political rank responsible for the political supervision of a neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.19100011]

>>19099974
Germans. They're very autistic about not being disturbed by neighbours.

[Anonymous No.19100016]

>>19099950
Have you ever seen Germans grill ?
Unless it is restaurant or paki kebab stall, shit sux.

[Anonymous No.19100019]

>>19100011
This is about saving the climate, though

[Anonymous No.19100021]

grilling disturbs people? are germans just really bad at grilling? or do a lot of them think they should only use ovens?

[Anonymous No.19100022]

>>19099988
you can light and relight charcoal without losing much mass (if any) by just smothering it when you are done (closing vents).

[Anonymous No.19100024]

>>19100019
Read the OP you dense bastard. Oh my God, is this the level of IQ of the average anon?

[Anonymous No.19100034]

>>19099986
Grünenwähler

[Anonymous No.19100036]

>>19100024
It's just a smoke screen for CO2 measures.

[Anonymous No.19100047]

>>19100019
Yes, we must protect the (((climate))) by taking away individual rights and increasing government reach. You’re some breed of special aren’t ya?

[Anonymous No.19100051]

>and the new government's first rule is... no more gas chambers!
a curious move

[Anonymous No.19100053]

>>19099999
>>19100000

[Anonymous No.19100058]

>>19100021
Germans only barbecue with charcoal, which is skinky. that's what this is about.

[Anonymous No.19100073]

>>19099988
>In America they usually have gas-powered barbeques
You don't know what you're talking about. Gas grills are common here but so are charcoal grills and every supermarket, hypermart, etc, sells ~7kg bags of charcoal. Gas grills are more convenient for large parties but charcoal is regarded as more classic for single-family meals.
>>19100058
>Germans only barbecue with charcoal, which is [stinky]
And yet somehow that's not a problem in America, with its far more significant grilling culture. The real issue here is not Germany but Munich, i.e. the urban hellscape.

[Anonymous No.19100082]

>>19100073
>You don't know what you're talking about. Gas grills are common here but so are charcoal grills and every supermarket, hypermart, etc, sells ~7kg bags of charcoal. Gas grills are more convenient for large parties but charcoal is regarded as more classic for single-family meals
Right, but the point is that gas barbeques are actually seen as a valid option in America. In Europe they're unheard of. Personally I don't see the point of barbequing with gas, at that point why not just use an oven? For me the smoky flavour from the charcoal is the whole fucking point.

[Anonymous No.19100104]

>>19100036
I refuse to acknowledge your pun. Leave me.

[Anonymous No.19100121]

>>19099950
first the nuclear energy and now this, is germany a shithole now?

[Anonymous No.19100157]

>>19100082
It's for outdoors tough guy larping

[Anonymous No.19100165]

>>19100047
And don't ever, EVER blame large corporations who use more fossil fuels annually than a million people ever could. Nope, it's the guy grilling in his backyard that's the problem

[Anonymous No.19100176]

>>19099950
Knowing germany, this is less abt nwo or whatever and more about pissy autistic ur-boomer neighbours lol

[Anonymous No.19100188]

>>19099950
Meh, while I hate the fact they are dictating what you do, I have never grilled more than once a week anyway.

[Anonymous No.19100195]

>>19099950
Went to Munich a couple of times, we actually went to those communal grills in the park and it was nice. I liked the Legoland rides as well. Good people, everyone spoke English to some point, very polite. Beergartens cool although i don't drink alcohol, but cold fritz-kola everywhere
t.slavislav slawinski

[Anonymous No.19100202]

>>19099974
>literally who is gonna report their neighbors for grilling too much lmao
Oh, how quickly you forget 3 years ago, when coof restrictions caused everyone to instantly turn on each other and rat everyone out to the cops for even the most minor infractions like taking a walk around the block or not wearing a mask in your own back yard.

[Anonymous No.19100232]

>>19099974
a lot of scum bags also bbq and this could be a way to clean up the neighborhood
it is jewwy but that's all you can do without getting in trouble :|

[Anonymous No.19100256]

>>19100202
found the city-dweller

[Anonymous No.19100259]

>>19099950
Thank God my neighbours are reasonable human beings instead of whiny cunts.

[Anonymous No.19100294]

>>19100256
Everyone in Europe is a city-dweller.

[Anonymous No.19100296]

>>19100294
Except for the people who don't live in the cities, of course.

[Anonymous No.19100300]

>>19099950
>I just wanted to grill.jpg

[Anonymous No.19100301]

>>19100296
My understanding of Europe is that all their countries are so tiny that there's no such thing as living outside a city.

[Anonymous No.19100307]

>>19100301
most knowledgeable murican

[Anonymous No.19100323]

>>19100082
Plenty of people grilling with gas here in Denmark. I think it defeats the purpose since I want to taste some smoke when I grill, but I suppose it's because it takes way less time to get the grill ready than it does with coals or wood. Definitely not unheard of.

>>19100301

[Anonymous No.19100359]

>>19099950
Why is the article using grilling and barbeque interchangeably? They're not the same thing.

[Anonymous No.19100581]

>>19100359
Lmao check out this disingenuous idiot

[Anonymous No.19100588]

>>19099988
>americans use gas powered grills usually
Lmao no

[Anonymous No.19100593]

>>19099950
Californians will defend this

[Anonymous No.19100598]

>>19099988
Hank of the hill is a joke dude

[Anonymous No.19100608]

>>19100016
Was that Jack?

[Anonymous No.19100614]

>>19099988
>In America they usually have gas-powered barbeques
Ask me how I know your only experience with American barbecue culture is King of the Hill.
Hint: Hank Hill's obsession with gas grills was funny because most everyone prefers to grill over charcoal. Our campsites and parks even come standard with charcoal grills fixed into the ground so people can cook food for outdoor gatherings there.

[Anonymous No.19100642]

>>19100608
Can't be. The right hand actually works.

[Anonymous No.19100652]

>>19100581
I guess you're too fucking retarded to know the difference.

[Anonymous No.19100656]

>>19100082
Gas grilling offers a different product from charcoal, you're outside and if you're really passionate about the smoke you can throw a couple of briquettes or wood chips in the gas grill.

[Anonymous No.19100659]

>>19099950
I'll gladly grill once a week if it means others are respectful of those around them. I wish my country had a culture like this. I'm sick of loud greedy fuckwits all around me, without a care of who they disturb.

[Anonymous No.19100661]

>>19099950
Cooking outdoors is dangerous and not environmentally friendly, it's 2023 guys, quit cooking like a cave man, they literally ruined the ice age and icreased global temps by 0.001 degrees from barbecuing woolly mammoths

[Anonymous No.19100675]

>>19100652
Keep being disingenuous because you're mad that other people use words differently than you

[Anonymous No.19100708]

>>19100301
that's right, Europe is actually much closer to something like Mega-City One from Judge Dredd
just endless cityscape as far as the eye can see

[Anonymous No.19100709]

>>19099988
American grill culture was imported from post war Germany, the American brand Weber based their grills on what the owner had seen while in Germany right after WWII.

[Anonymous No.19100714]

>>19099988
>you have to use a whole bag's worth to barbeque anything, which is gonna set you back like £3 minimum.
Is that really such an expense? I can't imagine being bothered by less than $5 spent on cooking up a ton of food and I'm a poorfag.

[Anonymous No.19100718]

>>19099950
Who cares what retarded southerners do?

[Anonymous No.19100736]

>>19099974
i mean, the stasi was a thing

[Anonymous No.19100739]

>>19099986
take your twitter lingo elsewhere, redditor

[Anonymous No.19100742]

>>19100708
Yes, I always imagined all of Europe looking like the Eastern seaboard of the US, and that's also an overly urbanized hellscape I would never want to live in.

[Anonymous No.19100747]

>>19099978
bbq is a sauce

[Anonymous No.19100822]

like mohammad and his family will care

[Anonymous No.19100826]

>>19099950
Good, Germans should be forbidden from eating meat, they deserve this sort of treatment for their poor choices.

[Anonymous No.19100834]

>>19100021
>>19100058
it’s about immigrant families having grill parties every single day of the week out on the balcony or tiny courtyard stinking up the whole neighbourhood. they do it here too. like the curry stench wasn’t bad enough inside the apartment

[Anonymous No.19100840]

>>19100709
>American grill culture was imported from post war Germany

Grilling and barbecue have been hugely popular since the first explorers learned how the natives cooked wild pigs over a fire.

[Anonymous No.19100846]

>>19100709
Literally Henry Ford invented the charcoal briquette to make grilling faster and easier since it was already so popular people would attach grills to their cars and drive around grilling

[Anonymous No.19100857]

>>19100019
Germany operates giant strip-mines for shit quality coal, I don't think that banning BBQs is going to change jack shit.

[Anonymous No.19100860]

>>19100016
what a retard lol

[Anonymous No.19100877]

>>19099950

[Anonymous No.19100885]

>>19100708
>just endless cityscape as far as the eye can see
that's just not true

[Anonymous No.19100899]

>>19100885
cope

[Anonymous No.19100923]

>>19100899
seethe

[Anonymous No.19100942]

>>19099950
It's Munich, who cares?
Norhtern Germany is best Germany

[Anonymous No.19100948]

>>19099950
>germany
who cares

[Anonymous No.19100964]

>Munich
That's not all of Germany bro

[Anonymous No.19100965]

>>19100202
Don't remember any of that coz nothing even close to that happened in my country.

[Anonymous No.19100983]

>>19100923
dilate

[Anonymous No.19100988]

>>19100983
have sex

[Anonymous No.19101022]

>>19100019
The leaders of the world sat down around a secret table
There was a threat to humankind they must defend against
to fight against godzillas they just simply were not able
doom robots from the future could be met with no defense

https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow

[Anonymous No.19101035]

>>19099953
if only any of you idiots could read or understand this, then this whole thread would be moot

tldr it's one verdict on one specific case. there's no precedence in german legal practice. there have been a lot stricter verdicts too (one defendant was sentenced to not being allowed grilling more than five times a year). there's no general law restricting grilling at all.

[Anonymous No.19101117]

>>19101035
>one defendant was sentenced to not being allowed grilling more than five times a year
Why? what grilling sin did he commit?

[Anonymous No.19101122]

>>19100988
you can't make me!

[Anonymous No.19101123]

>>19101117
beans in chili AND ketchup on hotdogs
he was barely spared the death penalty

[Anonymous No.19101139]

>>19099950
Germans won't do shit.

[Anonymous No.19101147]

>>19099950
you're literally subhuman if you don't live in a huge a huge farm

[Anonymous No.19101199]

>>19101035
>one defendant was sentenced to not being allowed grilling more than five times a year
Unironically why?

[Anonymous No.19101268]

Rent free lol.

[Anonymous No.19101280]

>>19099950
>Munich
LOL fucking new money bavarian scum. Probably just sued so they could hurt their Russian neighbours who bought their overpriced housing bubble flat.

[Anonymous No.19101319]

>>19099950
I live in the midwest USA and had the cops called on me for grilling a few months ago, was just having a beer and cooking some burgers when the boys rolled up with floodlights in my face and hands on their guns asking what I was doing aggressively. Though once they saw I was just chillin' & grillin' they calmed down pretty quick.
Turns out the neighbors that had moved into the duplex I live in the weekend prior called in about a "suspicious white male prowling around the backyard and potentially starting a fire" so the cops had come expecting a methhead arsonist.
Once it was figured out the cops were cool and left and I offered the new neighbors I hadn't even seen outside yet food and drinks, they declined but we are on good terms now.
Pretty wild though, never in my life did I think I grilling of all things would get the cops on my ass and the whole time it was happening flashes of pic related just kept popping in my mind. Guess being left alone can be too much to ask for sometimes.

[Anonymous No.19101324]

>>19100739
OK Kärënn.

[Anonymous No.19101473]

>>19099950
>HAPPENING
Go back to pol moron.

Also: Fuck Munich.

[Anonymous No.19101697]

>>19099976
Shut up, 'Shart, your even worse than the Germans.

[Anonymous No.19101731]

>>19099950

[Anonymous No.19101740]

>>19101731
whoops I posted the ironic version of this meme by mistake

[Anonymous No.19101746]

>>19099950
Europeans. Fucking born and bred to be serfs.

[Anonymous No.19101753]

>>19100021
The smell of cooking meat disturbs mentally disabled vegans.

[Anonymous No.19101761]

This is already in effect for most apartment complexes. By contract I am only allowed to grill 5 times a year but no one gives a fuck. They cracked down on a neighbour with a charcoal grill though.

[Anonymous No.19101768]

Only americans grill outdoors. Since we have technology to cook food indoors so nobody grills outside. Hopefully you americans can develop past a third world country someday.

[Anonymous No.19101780]

>>19101768
If America was third world we'd be immigrating to Europe

[Anonymous No.19101797]

>>19101746
All Europeans live in Munich

[Anonymous No.19101801]

>>19101768
We enjoy our freedom out in the open air and sunshine where we can enjoy nature and each others company.

[Anonymous No.19101806]

>>19101801
One person in Munich can only do that once per week. grim

[Anonymous No.19101837]

>>19101801
Yes until you get shot.

[Anonymous No.19101849]

>>19100739
Karen detected

[Anonymous No.19101861]

>>19100016
fucking keked outloud

[Anonymous No.19101870]

>>19099969
You guys haven't been eating real burgers (or any real food for that matter) from the start though?

[Anonymous No.19101885]

>>19101797
they do in all actuality

[Anonymous No.19101886]

>>19099974
Were you around for coughvid?

[Anonymous No.19101892]

>>19101035
>tldr it's one verdict on one specific case. there's no precedence in german legal practice. there have been a lot stricter verdicts too (one defendant was sentenced to not being allowed grilling more than five times a year).
>if only any of you idiots could read or understand this, then this whole thread would be moot
actually this raises a lot more questions:

You mean there's MULTIPLE court cases on how often someone can grill?

How often are the courts ruling on grilling frequency?

How is this enforced? Do you have to fill out an official grillen requestenschleiber form with the local municipality prior to lighting charcoal, or the grill police come to put you in jail?

[Anonymous No.19101906]

>>19100834
>>19099953
>>19101035
only good posts in the thread, the rest is irrelevant circlejerking about the funny smelly euros

[Anonymous No.19101918]

>>19099976
holy shit restrictions on grilling!!! WW3 just around the corner!!!

[Anonymous No.19101919]

>>19101885
I don't live in Munich

[Anonymous No.19101930]

>>19099988
We use charcoal often for say at tailgate you won’t have a big gas grill you’ll just use a small charcoal one for burgers

[Anonymous No.19101936]

>>19099950

>4 times a month
>basically every weekend

I see no reason to complain. If you have more than 4 barbecues a month you're probably an artery clogged obese tub of lard.

[Anonymous No.19101953]

>>19101936
>I see no reason to complain.
I agree, there's no reason to complain about your neighbors grilling as often as they want.

[Anonymous No.19101958]

>>19101919
that's what munich wants you to believe

[Anonymous No.19101982]

>>19101958
That's just a conspiracy. I'm 600km away from there and in a different country. I can grill whenever I want.

[Anonymous No.19101997]

>>19101958

[Anonymous No.19102024]

>>19101936
You do know that people also grill lean chicken, fish, and vegetables, right?

[Anonymous No.19102077]

>>19099950
goodnlook enforcing that when I can't even walk 10meters without stepping into dogshit

[Anonymous No.19102103]

>>19099950
The keep the grill going nonstop

[Anonymous No.19102163]

>>19102024
That's a pretty gay ass barbecue. If I'm gonna barbecue I need real mans food.

[Anonymous No.19102172]

>>19099974
Germanics, especially the Swiss, love enforcing random restrictions on their neighbors.

[Anonymous No.19102436]

>>19102103
The german fears the perpetual grill

[Anonymous No.19102726]

>>19099969
>Seppo doesn't know that his burger patties are 60% sawdust and offal

[Anonymous No.19102735]

>>19099988
If £3 is too expensive for you to consider grilling then you should probably reconsider life choices

[Anonymous No.19102791]

>>19101870
We eat 100% beef faggot, your people invented the bug burgers

[banned from /pol/ No.19102862]

>>19099950
who the fuck lives in Germany?

[Anonymous No.19102993]

>>19100834
Oh, so it's the people that disturb the neighbors and not the grills. That makes more sense.

[Anonymous No.19103018]

>>19102862
Turks.

[Anonymous No.19103098]

>>19102163
>I wouldn't eat gay ass pic related, I need 50% fat ground beef for my quadruple patty burger GOD BLESS AMERICA
many such cases

[Anonymous No.19103479]

>>19099974
German, Swiss and Luxembourgish cunts LOVE to report on their neighbors.

[Anonymous No.19103490]

>>19101035
/thread

The amount of idiots just gobbling up OPs disinformation is just baffling.

[Anonymous No.19103495]

>>19099950
In Germany you can't mow your lawn on Sunday. Sounds crazy and tyrannical, but in practice it's great. Guaranteed no mowing noise all day. My brothers in Christ you haven't known peace like this in your life.

[Anonymous No.19103502]

>>19103479
And that's a good thing. You want to play king get the kingdom to back it up.

[Anonymous No.19103503]

>>19103098
Indeed. A real grillman likes grilling everything, every day, and that's why this law marks a new era of German persecution. Truly the worst thing happening in Europe right now.

[Anonymous No.19103508]

>>19101117
>>19101199
>>19101892
You can almost bet it was some idiot grilling with wood or charcoal all week on the balcony of his 300 units apartment complex or commieblock. Good luck trying to air dry your laundry when you have one of those idiots around, prepare to walk around smelling like a fast food employee, people really love that.

[Anonymous No.19103520]

>>19099974
jews. refugees. self hating whites.

[Anonymous No.19103583]

>>19101035
>there have been a lot stricter verdicts too (one defendant was sentenced to not being allowed grilling more than five times a year).
TIL that Grilling Law is an entire legal specialty in Germany.

Do the judges in your Grilling Courts use a pair of tongs instead of a gavel? What are the habilitation requirements for acquiring an official Grilling License? Are there specialist Grilling Gymnasiums? Is a license holder entitled to be addressed as Herr Grillmeister? Is there still a national ban on high-capacity Assault Grills after the 1989 Oktoberfest Bratwurst Incident? What happens if you violate the Reichsgrillgesetz? Are there still Microwave Reeducation Camps?

[Anonymous No.19103588]

>>19103583
2/10

[Anonymous No.19103608]

>>19103490
Quiet, Goebbels. This is the greatest /ck/-related injustice since New Zealand's corrupt government outlawed home gardening to force dependence on the commercial grocer cartel. It's 2023 and poor New Zealanders are still forced to hide their radish patches as if they were cooking meth.

[Anonymous No.19103649]

>>19101319
you should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19103652]

I just imagined a German HOA and it made me welcome death.

[Anonymous No.19103658]

>>19099950
Disgusting. Germans should be rioting over this.

[Anonymous No.19103660]

>>19103658
*I read >>19101035 as understand it's not really a widespread grilling ban

[Anonymous No.19103663]

>>19103608
This is a lie.

[Anonymous No.19103694]

>>19099950
>germany
who fucking cares they deserve an authoritarian state quite frankly

[Anonymous No.19103787]

>>19099976
youre a russian?

[Anonymous No.19103954]

>>19099969
>HOA decided your lawn is 1/8 of an inch too tall and tries to get you evicted

[Anonymous No.19104252]

>>19103660
not yet

[Anonymous No.19104265]

>>19102862
germans

[Anonymous No.19104284]

>>19099999

[Anonymous No.19104304]

>>19103508
>air dry your laundry
People still do that? Don't you have driers? I've only ever seen Amish people air dry laundry in all my life.

[Anonymous No.19104379]

>lol germans banning grilling
>americans not long ago

[Anonymous No.19104389]

>>19099974
>out playing basketball at 10am
>someone called the police on us and they arrive at 10:55 and say we can't play during quiet hours (in the mornings till 11am)
>say ok and sit around for 5 minutes and then continue playing
it can't be understated how anal germans are about this stuff

[Anonymous No.19104396]

>>19104389
to be fair, noise like loud music and bouncing balls makes people crazy if they're exposed to it for an extended period of time so i can understand

[Anonymous No.19104400]

Ich will um Himmels willen nur grillen!

[Anonymous No.19104425]

>>19104389
shitty buildings and materials let the sound in easy.

[Anonymous No.19104431]

>>19103660
the article was pulled from a civil court case in Bavaria involving two neighbours. smoke from his grill was going into the unit above or something.

[Anonymous No.19104438]

>>19099950
Imagine being German.
Biologically incapable of living a good life while also knowing one exists.

It's like that Dante thing.

[Anonymous No.19105267]

>>19104304
Electricity is expensive, 76°F air comes free.

[Anonymous No.19105277]

>>19105267
>Electricity is expensive
I'm so sorry for the absolute state of where you live, anon...

[Anonymous No.19105440]

>>19099974
>literally who is gonna report their neighbors
Germans. Wait till you find out about the Third Reich and the DDR

[Anonymous No.19105557]

Brüdern... Wir sind ganz erledigt...

[Anonymous No.19105577]

>>19100019
Yeah, we're all drinking too many greedy gulps of water, killing the environment or something whatever yada yada so hand over the $20,000 in taxes