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The best chef in the world is coming for dinner. What will you serve Him?

>> No.19098104

my bussy

>> No.19098128
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S'mores

>> No.19098140

>>19098098
How much time do I have to prepare?

>> No.19098142

>>19098098
My mother is the best chef in the world

>> No.19098152

Spaghetti bolognes, one dish I can make

>> No.19098169

>>19098098
cereal

>> No.19098191

>>19098098
>The best chef in the world is coming for dinner
No, someone with such poor manners & breeding would never get past the gate.

>> No.19098198

Grilled cheese

>> No.19098207

Boiling acid

>> No.19098250

chef johns rice a roni, thomas kellers roasted chicken, garden salad with choice of dressing, apple pie with a scoop of ice cream

>> No.19098305

Wanda's Macaroni Salad, a traditional American delicacy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE_t5WfH-So

>> No.19098312

A slice of humble pie

>> No.19098567

>>19098098
I got 6 chicken thighs in bbq sauce cooking in the oven and one potato. Guess we'll split that. If he wants a full tater ill pop another in the microwave. Wasnt expecting guests.

>> No.19098592

>>19098098
3 watermelons

>> No.19098594

>>19098098
>The best chef in the world is coming for dinner
i would make walter staib the best chicken he's ever had.

>> No.19098608

>>19098152
noodles and bologna, the one dish I can make

>> No.19098627

>>19098098
medium-rare grilled cheese

>> No.19098642

3 4 inch pizzas, the first with pork toppings, middle chicken and top beef. inbetween each pizza is tons of lasagna. top it all off with a risotto on top and an omelette saying "daisuki onii chan" which means you're pretty hot in javanese

>> No.19098668

Id put a pan fire infront of him and watch him burn the building down after he throws it in the sink.

>> No.19098693

>>19098098
Cum pizza

>> No.19098699

>blodpuddingpaketet hade gått sönder i kanten och möglat
faaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.19098703

who calls him the best chef in the world? The asshole who created him is probably better. Look him up.

>> No.19098713

Beef Wellington with a side of semen

>> No.19098726

>>19098713
beef cunting wellington needs to die. I don't care what it tastes like.

>> No.19098735

>>19098726
Did they fuck up the semen side dish for you too? Understandable.

>> No.19098770

>>19098735
Oh, grow up. Have you watched the fucking idiot Gordon Ramsey show? It's so fucking overdone, I can't stand even hearing about it anymore. Semen boy.. jesus, grow the fuck, up. Who says semen and isn't a teenager?

>> No.19098783

>>19098770
this guy's a semen sommelier

>> No.19098797

>>19098770
Hi Gordon

>> No.19098811

>>19098098
Cheap New York vanilla ice cream. Maybe some crackers.

>> No.19098820

>>19098098
A grilled cheese sandwich made just how he likes it- both burnt and uncooked

>> No.19098831

>>19098820
This.

I'd pull out some dry bread, pretend to toast it, then slap some sliced cheese on it and fail to warm it up.

>> No.19098836

>>19098098
I’ll order a pizza

>> No.19098863
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>> No.19098871

>>19098098
I'd feed him my texmex sketti

>> No.19098894

>>19098871
>>19098098
Mmmhmm, yes sir. A lil bit o' rotel, lil bit bit o' cream o' mushroom, and a some chedda all melted up nice with ground beef in it too, served with some nice texas toast style cheesy garlic bread have that TV boy licking his plate, yes sir.

>> No.19098901

>>19098098
a veggie tray
white basmati rice
grilled steak

>> No.19098964

Fried spam sandwich because Ramsay is a nigger

>> No.19099038
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I will start him off with some tomato and basil wheat thins, topped with pepperoni and sharp easy cheese.
For the appetizer, Dino nuggies with a chipotle honey mustard drizzle.
Salads are yucky, so instead we will be serving a bowl of jalapeño cheddar chex mix.
Our main dish tonight will be a traditional one. It will consist of hamburger buns that have been buttered and toasted, topped with a beef and manwhich sauce and a thick slice of velveta cheese before baking. After all, a sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwhich is a meal.
Finally, our desert for tonight will be a can of mean bean java monster chilled to perfection and served with cigarettes.

Pic unrelated, but neat.

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>>19099038
Oh, and yall are invited for Sloppy Joe and Braveheart night too

>> No.19099055

>>19098770
Sounds like someone has never had a good semen dish before....

>> No.19099357

>>19098770
Semenlord over here talking about semen nonstop.
How gay can you get?
"I see men? I semen!" that's you.

>> No.19099360

A roasted herb chicken
Some bacon fat roasted potatoes
A nice salad

>> No.19099361

>>19098098
Grilled cheese with kimchi and we have a laugh.

>> No.19099394

Oven baked frozen pizza stilled to room temperature and Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey No. 7
Phillips Morris cigarettes available upon request, only available for use outdoors

>> No.19101108

raw liver

>> No.19101178

>>19098142
<3

>> No.19101188

>>19098098
Set up the whole room in plastic sheets like in american psycho and serve him all the raw chicken he can throw. Take a picture and sell it as art.

>> No.19101191

>>19098098
This isn't Jack Scalfani?

>> No.19101224

>>19098098
>be Gordon
>popularity decling
>need new show idea
>makes thread on /ck/
>anons shitpost to reply
>one day
>random knock on anon's door
>It's Gordon with a bottle of wine and a camera crew
>"well, Mr. '19098693' I sure am looking forward to the cum pizza you are preparing tonight"
Sad

>> No.19101286

>>19098098
Not the best in the world, maybe the best at marketing himself. Don't capitalize the h in him like he's some sort of gnostic cooking deity
I'd make him some Thai or Chinese stirfry in a wok because he doesn't know shit about asian food

>> No.19101298

Fresh produce, in season. Like Willy Slawinski taught me.

>> No.19101317

Boogers and Cum

>> No.19101329

>>19098098
I dunno, probably a cheddarwurst with kraut and dill mustard on a slice of whole wheat bread with a can of mich ultra to enjoy while playing vidya or something.
The kittens curled up on his lap and/or attacking his feet are part of the dining experience. I hope he likes RPGs and RTSs.

>> No.19101343

>>19098098
poor man's pad thai
>oriental top ramen using the 3/3/3 microwave cooking method
>great value chunky peanut butter mixed in
>dollop of huy fong chili paste on top
and I'll poorly mock a scottish accent the whole time he's in my presence

>> No.19101358

>>19101286
He's definitely the best Anglosaxon (apart from Keller, Waters, Trotter) his protégés (Smyth, Wareing) are way up there as well - in the Anglosaxon world. Where we want to retain them.

>> No.19101553

Play-Doh food and a glass of warm piss which I carbonated with a Sodastream.

>> No.19101592

Frozen lasagna

>> No.19101603

>>19098098
I'll point him to the fridge

>> No.19101618

>>19098098
I will serve him braised short ribs with fried rice and roasted veggies. Dessert will be ice cream from the freezer, preferably a baskin robbins ice cream cake

>> No.19101625

>>19098098
Wrinkles on a forehead with a side of puppy dogs eyes.

>> No.19101652

>>19098098
hotdog with toothpaste

>> No.19102084
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HAGGIS

>> No.19102115

Spaghetti but I put a litre of olive oil in the sauce

>> No.19102606

>>19098142
Best whore in the world you mean

>> No.19102654

>>19098098
His own grilled cheese recipe.

>> No.19102798

>>19098142
Based anon

>> No.19102990

>>19098152
too bad you can't spell it :(

>> No.19103210

>>19098098
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

>> No.19103322
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19103322

nothing, I'm going to mong this one and ride his coat tails to all the best places in town and eat for free!

>> No.19103395

>>19098098
One Frito

>> No.19103716 [DELETED] 

he's not the best chef, he's an annoying old man who has money yet seems miserable who i want nowhere near me

>> No.19103749

>>19098098
I make some pretty good chicken in rice so that

>> No.19103821

First thing that came to mind was chicken and dumplings. I don't use any processed* ingredients and I think he'd like that.

*For certain definitions of 'processed'. Is flour processed? Yes. Has a whole chicken been processed? Yes. Do people generally accept these examples? No.

>> No.19103872

>>19098098
creamy quinoa risotto is today's menu
also some curry coconut cream soup :)

>> No.19105753
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Lol.
Get fucked Gordon

>> No.19105756

>>19098098
I have a grapefruit tree, and am a drunk. So, I'd make him fresh palomas and then not eat anything and just sort of get drunk.

>> No.19105759

>>19105753
Only the UK version, which is an adaptation of an American original that is already in its second season. Cope

>> No.19105762

Ground turkey grilled in a pan with cayenne, garlic, paprika, red ancho. Mix in marinara sauce.

Slice Everything Bagels in half and toast them. Place turkey mix on bagel and add Parmesan.

This I serve to you oh great one.

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>>19105759
Everything he touches turns to gold

>> No.19105813

>>19098098
I actually served him when he and some of the exec staff at a local restaurant venture he owns/sponsors with his name came to visit. Sorta snooty but nowhere like he gives off on the TV act.

Fed him the General Tso's chicken. Ours was way better than the common Chinese restaurant style but still Americanized. He enjoyed it. Felt good.