Conveyor belt sushi

[Anonymous No.19093647]

How many plates do you usually eat when going for this type of restaurant?

For me it's 40+ on a good day, ~30-ish on a bad one.
>t. fatty

[Anonymous No.19093650]

>>19093647
Last time I went to one I think I got around 7 or 8 plates and felt like a complete fatass. How fat are you OP?

[Anonymous No.19093671]

>>19093650
Around 310 pounds last time I weighed myself which is like half a year ago. It's probably (i.e. hopefully) less now, I recently started cutting almost all calorie-intensive foods from my diet. Like, this week for example I ate nothing but plain potatoes with a few caramelized onions and baked zucchini and/or steamed broccoli. Sometimes some sauerkraut as well. I also only eat one meal a day and given the amounts I eat (easily upwards of four pounds of food) it's filling as fuck and reasonably edible. I shit way too much now though, it's kinda scary.

The sushi thing is something I do like once a month with an acquaintance so I assume it doesn't outweigh the calorie savings. Even two pounds of nothing but potatoes are only ~900 calories.

[Anonymous No.19093676]

>>19093650
>7 or 8 plates
What are you, an ant? We're talking about plates with only two maki rolls/nigiri pieces or four small hosomaki, right?

[Anonymous No.19093685]

i've never been to one but i've always wanted to. i get the sense that it is a fad that passed a long time ago but the actual conveyer belt appeals to my autism.

[Anonymous No.19093687]

>>19093676
yes, that's still a lot

[Anonymous No.19093694]

>>19093685
>i've never been to one
Why not?

Also, the ones with actual running water and little boats on which the plates travel are the best.

>>19093687
I'll take your word for it. Maybe one mitigating factor is that, as I mentioned, I only eat one meal a day so that sushi trip is my breakfast, dinner and supper.

[Anonymous No.19093701]

>>19093694
because i don't sit down at restaurants alone and on the rare occasion someone shows up to eat out with me I don't feel like taking them where I actually want to go especially if it's dragging them halfway across town.

[Anonymous No.19093714]

>>19093701
>because i don't sit down at restaurants alone
Real talk, that's dumb, anon.

[Anonymous No.19093723]

None.

[Anonymous No.19093725]

>>19093647
>40+ on a good day
all by yourself?
or are you getting a lot of fancy ones where there's only one piece on the plate?

[Anonymous No.19093727]

>>19093723
imagine if it were the cute girls in my JAVs doing this
i'd pay extra for that

[Anonymous No.19093734]

>>19093723
wow if Japanese people in japan do this just imagine what niggers do here. I don't think I can go to restaurants anymore

[Anonymous No.19093741]

>>19093714
no it isn't.

[Anonymous No.19093846]

>>19093725
Not sure what you mean by fancy. Sure, there'll be plates among those where there's only like one piece of sashimi but most will be “regular” ones with like two pieces of nigiri or what have you.

[Anonymous No.19093971]

>>19093741
Yes, it is. What are you, gay and worried about others' opinion of you?

[Anonymous No.19093980]

>>19093647
The one in green is pretty cute. I would sniff her sushi hole

[Anonymous No.19093985]

>>19093980
So ... her mouth? Weird Americlap.

[Anonymous No.19093992]

>>19093671
holy fuck my guy. you’re double my weight.

are you double my height? i’m 5 10

[Anonymous No.19093998]

>>19093992
Obviously not. 6'1".

[Anonymous No.19094002]

>>19093971
it's not an opinion, it's a sick fantasy of theirs that makes them feel better about their own garbage life and I will not let them have it.
this attitude is why you're fat in the first place

[Anonymous No.19094003]

>>19093998
lmao. imagine being above the 6ft cutoff for women and wasting it all on being an obese tubby fat bitch

[Anonymous No.19094014]

>>19094002
Hahaha, whatever you say, autist.

[Anonymous No.19094018]

>>19094014
same to you fatty

[Anonymous No.19094022]

>>19094003
>t. seething manlet incapable of compensating for his (literal) shortfalls
Not that you're wrong ...

[Anonymous No.19094031]

>>19094022
lmao my guy i got a wife and kids. i have nothing to prove to a fat camp glutton that brags about downing grotesque amounts of you. you are the living breathing home simpson. you’re even 10 pounds over the episode where he was handicapped levels of fat. you’re the type of guy if i saw you in a restaurant my kids would ask me why is that man so fat and i would laugh my ass off to disguise my disgust

[Anonymous No.19094109]

>>19094031
>lmao my guy i got a wife and kids.
Your hand and its fingers don't count, buddy.

[Anonymous No.19094324]

>>19093671
keep it up anon discipline is how you lose the weight

[Anonymous No.19094716]

>>19093671
Based potato enjoyer
Potatoes are the easiest way to lose weight
Make sure to eat a multivitamin every day too to curb your body's micronutrient requirements
The DEVA ones are great

[Anonymous No.19096559]

>>19093671
Is sushi an calorie-intensive foodstuff?

[Anonymous No.19096563]

Get more for your money with this simple trick

[Anonymous No.19096573]

>>19093647
I go about once/month to a chain of Kura that opened up nearby. I probably average between 8-12 plates.

[Anonymous No.19096615]

>>19096563
I thought the whole benefit of conformist societies was that people got karate-chopped for shit like this. Was this photo taken moments before the ninjas chopped their heads off?

[Anonymous No.19096634]

>>19096615
They only pull that shit when they're vacationing abroad

[Anonymous No.19096877]

>>19096634
I swear, the japanese make the worst tourists

[Anonymous No.19097013]

>>19096559
Not really but the white rice adds up

[Anonymous No.19097117]

>>19094716
I hadn't thought of that, so far I've only been using some zinc and D2 pills that I had lying around for some reason.

>>19096559
In the quantities that I'm eating it? Yes. Like, with plain potatoes for example I physically couldn't eat enough to meet my daily calorie requirements even if I tried. They're just that full of water and shit. In terms of dry-weight though they're THE most calorie-dense staple food, oddly enough.

>>19096563
LMAO, I would never ever. Not that I would even be tempted to. Plus, here you'd probably get kicked out/charged extra for shit like that. Some people are fucking wild.

[Anonymous No.19097120]

>>19096634
>>19096877
Are you two retarded? This is in Japan, so either they're not vacationing abroad or they're not Nips.

[Anonymous No.19097180]

>>19096877
Female Japanese tourists are as polite and as educated as can be.

[Anonymous No.19098439]

>>19093846
yeah. I meant some sashimi/sushi is more expensive so you get one per plate at places where they don't do the conveyor belt color-coded plates pricing thing

[Anonymous No.19098453]

>>19093647
I’m overweight but I still top out around 15 plates, anything more and my gut is busting. Couldn’t imagine over twice that.

[Anonymous No.19098467]

>>19096563
Need correction.

[Anonymous No.19098511]

the belt of the conveyor delivers the sushi

[Anonymous No.19098522]

>>19096877
Weird way to spell Chinese

[Anonymous No.19098682]

>>19093985
sushi belongs in every hole anon

[Anonymous No.19099154]

>>19093647
When my wife and I go, this many:

[Anonymous No.19100081]

>>19096563
don't you pay by the plate?

[Anonymous No.19101707]

>>19098453
How? Are y'all's plates just larger and have more stuff on it or something?

>>19098682
And here I thought you were going for some dumb "Hurr durr, pussy smells like fish" joke.

[Anonymous No.19101715]

>>19096877
you mean chinese right?

[Anonymous No.19101732]

>>19099154
>24
Not bad, anon.

>>19100081
Depends on the place. Some do it per plate (with certain ones costing more), others do an all-you-can-eat version, sometimes within a certain time frame. For example, I've been to ones where it's "Have as much as you want from the conveyor belt within the opening hours", others where it's "Have as much as you want from the conveyor belt within an hour" and also once one fancy one where it was "Have as much as you want from a menu within two hours but you can only order a certain number of dishes every fifteen minutes". The last one was the best I've ever been to quality-wise and also had the widest selection and it was kinda neat ordering with a tablet and getting shit brought to your table. But even so I left without being full and it was kinda pricey so overall it was so-so.

[Anonymous No.19101791]

>>19093647
Holy shit is that a blonde Ringo Starr?

[Anonymous No.19101854]

I've never been.
What's the average amount of food on a plate, picrelated normal?
If so, I'd probably have about 6-8 plates at the most.
That's like 12 pieces of sushi and over half a dozen sides

[Anonymous No.19101872]

>>19101854
>What's the average amount of food on a plate, picrelated normal?
Yes, more or less. The ones I'm talking about (in the OP) either have two regular-sized maki rolls or four of those tiny finger-thick ones. Or one single thing if it's like a big piece of sashimi. So the ones in your pic with four inside-out rolls would be on two separate plates at the place where I usually go to.

[Anonymous No.19101882]

The punishment for putting plates back on the belt should be a straight up slap across the fucking face plus the money owed.

[Anonymous No.19101975]

>>19101872
okay, well then I'd eat 15, that sounds like a lot.
How much would it cost for 15 assorted?
I don't get sushi often because it's so expensive, about $14 for a standard 8pc tray. If you go at 5pm however then it's 2for1 before closing.

[Anonymous No.19101995]

>>19101975
for 15 plates it would be around 35 to 40$ depending what you get

[Anonymous No.19102034]

>>19101995
Damn, I'll stick to my Bento Box and 8x Takoyaki for $20

[Anonymous No.19102044]

>>19096563
Every conveyer belt style place I've gone to has different colored plates like this but they correspond to a base price. Let's just say yellow is $2, red is $3, and black is $5. If you bought the buffet then you only pay the initial charge UNLESS you have leftovers. If you have leftovers then the base price of whichever plate it came from is tacked on to your bill. These ladies have enough leftovers to reasonably assume they could be charged for each plate. Seems like a good way to turn what was probably a $20 meal into a $50 one.

[Anonymous No.19102065]

>>19101882
Hear, hear!

>>19101975
No idea, I've never been to a place where you pay per plate. That'd be too expensive for my gourmand ass. I've paid between $16 and $27 for the all-you-can-eat variants (the most expensive one being that order-via-tablet restaurant I mentioned earlier). Pretty cheap all things considered, I guess they're banking on few people like myself showing up. One guy with whom I went to eat sushi several times usually only eats like 10 or fewer so I suppose that evens it out a bit.

[Anonymous No.19102080]

>>19102044
>implying they'd pay
>implying they wouldn't cause a scene when asked to
>implying they wouldn't simply dine and dash at that point if the cops got called instead of them just getting banned from the store

[Anonymous No.19102105]

By the way, the one I found to have the best bang for my buck was some tiny sushi restaurant run by an Asian couple with maybe 20 seats in total. I went there on a Sunday around noon with a friend and we were the only ones there for like an hour before someone else showed up. It was on the lower end of the price spectrum but had some amazing service. To start with, we each got a serving of miso soup. Then, instead of a conveyor belt thing, they had a buffet-style deal where you'd go and plate your own shit from an assortment of sushi and they would periodically refill it. It featured most items you'd expect plus some not-quite-so-usual stuff like deepfried radish (not daikon though, I think) and chicken skewers (neither yakitori nor karage though). Before we left we got offered some fruit salad, too, for some reason. Overall awesome value. I also tried some plum wine there, tasted surprisingly well. I dunno why I expected it to be like liquid umeboshi.

[Anonymous No.19102118]

You will never go on a fun double-date to a sushi restaurant

[Anonymous No.19102120]

>>19102118
Why not?

[Anonymous No.19102124]

>>19102080
>stealing from asian owned businesses

[Anonymous No.19102128]

>>19102065
>I've paid between $16 and $27 for the all-you-can-eat variants
Ah that's alright then although with currency and inflation that's probably $60 here

[Anonymous No.19102162]

>>19096563
Unfathomably based. I told this story here before but my boomer uncle married this insane boomer trailer park chick, and she would go to a chinese buffet with crab legs and eat nothing but crab legs while laughing about the chinese owner standing across the room staring daggers at her.

>>19101732
Chinese joint I go to has all you can eat sushi but every piece you dont eat they charge a dollar

[Anonymous No.19102293]

>>19102124
This was in Nipland, anon, they ain't got guns over there.

>>19102162
>Unfathomably based.
Retard.

>every piece you dont eat they charge a dollar
Sounds fair.

[Anonymous No.19102808]

>>19096563
I don’t get it

[Anonymous No.19103695]

>>19102808
Nips wanna fit as much precious o-sushi in their stomachs as possible, hence eating only the expensive fish and leaving the rice. Basically turning every piece into sashimi if you wanna think of it that way. Truly a poorfag's way of thinking.

[Anonymous No.19103740]

>>19093647
I'd love to go for the novelty, but the nearest one to me is 4 hours away.

>>19096573
>I go about once/month to a chain of Kura that opened up nearby.
Nice. I've heard they are great but locations in the US are like 3X more expensive than in Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBxo4KWw5Ms

[Anonymous No.19104049]

>>19103740
Oof. There's like four of them just within walking distance of me and my city has <100k residents.

[Anonymous No.19104077]

>>19103740
>Most of text were in Japanese so it was kind of tricky
.....

[Anonymous No.19104085]

>>19103740
Looks amazing. Hope I get to enjoy that one of these days. Also, lmao @ the Nips including gacha in this. They can't help themselves, huh?

[Anonymous No.19104158]

>>19096563
buddy and i used to go to Sushiro after a 5mile jog and workout and do exactly this.
$1 a plate sashimi by just chucking the rice away
good shit

[Anonymous No.19104163]

>>19104049
In America we measure travel distance in units of time

[Anonymous No.19104185]

>>19104163
Okay?

[Anonymous No.19104189]

>>19104158
Well, that's still wasteful but at least you paid per plate and so it's your food to do with as you please.

[Anonymous No.19104196]

>>19093723
This is what happens when you don't beat children

[Japanese Troon No.19105001]

>>19096563
You pay per plate you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.19105092]

>>19094031
Incel moment

[Anonymous No.19105263]

>>19105001
Depends on the restaurant, tranny. And even if this were the case here, it's still gross.

[Anonymous No.19105280]

>>19093647
I keep waiting for this gif to buffer but the framerate never improves, what gives?

[Anonymous No.19105943]

>>19105280
It's a GIF from the olden times, youngling, it only consists of three single images/frames.