/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19080548]

How would you even make weed brownies though?

[Anonymous No.19080553]

>>19080548
idk how to make brownies lets just smoke

[Anonymous No.19080560]

Enjoy your ban.

[Anonymous No.19080565]

google it my guy its illegal to post these directionsonline in the US

[Anonymous No.19080569]

>>19080565
or just ask the saleesman lol

[Anonymous No.19080596]

>>19080560
Lel enjoy coming back to see me getting mad recipes

[Anonymous No.19080712]

>>19080548
get 100g butter for every g of choof you have
chop your grass and spread on a baking tray in a 100C oven for an hour or so, you want it drying but not burning, 100C minimum cause this is what makes it get you high when you eat it
you skip this step or halfass it you may as well eat lawn trimmings

then you melt your butter in a pot, throw in as much water as you did butter, this stops it burning, then add your mull, then stir on low heat for 20-30 minutes until it starts getting golden-brown fat deposits on top
then filter it through a sieve into a container

here you can either use your liquid butter for a normal recipe (which is what I tend to do) but remember to compensate for the extra moisture from the lingering water
or you put it in the fridge, if you got the ratios right the budder will solidify as a layer on top of skanky water and you can just pull it off, dry it, and use as normal butter in any recipe while discarding the water

most people discard the filtered out herb but if you're real skint you can eat that too cause it's already decarbed, I've put it in stew a few times and it's ntb but if you just eat it outright it's quite unpleasant

you need a brownie recipe too googlet?

[Anonymous No.19080971]

>>19080548
>How would you even make weed brownies though?
toast the weed in the oven for a certain temp and time to activate the chemicals in it
take it out
simmer it in butter, cream, oil or something fatty for an hour
let it solidify in the fridge

congrats, you now have weed butter.
use it in place of normal butter to get high, like in brownies, mac n cheese, a sandwich or just a spoon in your coffee

[Anonymous No.19080979]

>>19080565
Land of the Free
Illegal to talk about baking brownies

[Anonymous No.19081033]

>>19080548
Edibles are generally a waste of good weed

[Anonymous No.19081084]

>>19080548
It's the sort of thing that there are probably no instructions for anywhere on the information superhighway, so I understand your confusion.

[Anonymous No.19081174]

>>19080548
You make cannabutter then make brownies with that

[Anonymous No.19082083]

>>19080548
>how do you transfer a lipid-soluble compound into a recipe which uses butter?

truly a mystery

[Anonymous No.19082093]

Why would anyone still make weed brownies in 2023? You can get edibles everywhere, and if you want brownies you can just make brownies and eat however many you want.

[Anonymous No.19082739]

>>19080548
Cannabis butter.

[Anonymous No.19082768]

>>19080548
with a normal brownie recipe using cannabutter instead of butter

[Anonymous No.19082772]

>>19082093
not in my country though, I can easily buy weed but edibles are non existent

[Anonymous No.19082796]

>>19082093
>Why would anyone still make weed brownies in 2023? You can get edibles everywhere, and if you want brownies you can just make brownies and eat however many you want.
Weed is legal where I live.
I love getting edibles. If that shit had been legal and available when I was a teenager, I probably never would have smoked weed.

[Anonymous No.19082801]

>>19082796
Or even graduated high school. Winners don't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.19082829]

>>19082801
Some of the smartest and most successful people I know are massive stoners. It's kind of hilarious that there are people still repeating the "pot makes you a lazy retard" meme. That shit's like 50 years old at this point.

[Anonymous No.19082853]

>>19082829
this
I use weed daily and I'm quite successful in my brain intensive job, I'm a fucking accountant and one of the best in this company

[Anonymous No.19082884]

just make firecrackers

[Anonymous No.19082953]

>>19082093
>>19082772
>>19082796
>edibles
It's called food, smartassables.

[Anonymous No.19082962]

Why do zoomers add the word though to every sentence?

[Anonymous No.19083346]

>>19080548
Fuck tranny jannies!!!!

Remember to decarbolate it, this changes the thc which is smokeable but will do absolutely nothing if eaten into thcA which will cause desired effects when eaten.

First method: Crumble on pan with parchment paper with tinfoil tent (pinch foil in half and set on pan to help even cook) or folded inside of tinfoil packets. Decarb in oven, I think it's about 220f for an hour or so. Throw butter and water in equal parts into a pan and stir while it simmers about an hour so the new thcA molecules can bind to the fat.

Second method: put equal parts water and butter into mason jar, add the doobz. Put in large pot and cover with water, simmer for a long ass time I think 8-12hrs. This will decarb and bind.

Either way put it into the fridge to settle and throw out the waste water. Use butter in any recipe you want but I find chocolate or marshmallow recipes are best, or something with a heavy yeast taste.

[Anonymous No.19083613]

>>19082962
Zoomers are the only ones who think it's weird, though.

[Anonymous No.19083982]

>>19082801
From a young age the whole tying your life purpose to the work/career seemed like a great way for a lot of people to bullheadedly pursue a lifestyle suited for someone else based on it being the "winning" thing to do. Which
Where you say winner I say sucker, and where you may say loser I say slacker.

[Anonymous No.19083990]

>>19083346
decarboxylate. turns thc-a into thc.
thc-a is not orally active, thc is.

just like, look stuff up before you post about it. just do a quick double check. takes 10 seconds on google.

[Anonymous No.19084036]

>>19082829
>>19082853
all the cunts I know that smoke weed are either unemployed or work dead-end jobs and the only thing going on in their fried minds is when and where they can get their next hit from

[Anonymous No.19084200]

>>19081033
that's why you don't use good weed for it, retard

[Anonymous No.19084393]

>>19084036
>cunts
If you're Australian then yes it is no surprise that only people who don't give a fuck if there is any punishment for possessing weed would make it apparent to others they smoke, if they don't just take an L and abstain for the sake of the rest of their lifestyle.
It's like the USA during prohibition, where drinking went from something people in general did to something only criminals and degenerates do, and then back to the former when it was repealed.
You think the professionals who seemingly stopped drinking after it was enacted weren't just hiding it?

[Anonymous No.19084400]

>>19084200
Yeah I just buy shake for edibles since I don't smoke.

[Anonymous No.19084478]

Usually with oil and not the weed plant whole/crushed. Find your best brownie recipe, type "extract cannabinoids marijuana" into Google and the rest is self-explanatory. Works with any food. I in particular am a huge fan of my sister's weed cheesecake. Son of a bitch that shit makes me all fuzzy inside.

[Anonymous No.19084554]

>>19080712
It's way over 100C. It's around 240F for 40 minutes min

[Anonymous No.19086358]

>>19080548
break up the weed
bake for 20 minutes at 220f
PUT A CROCKPOT OR STOVETOP POT ON LOW WITH A STICK OF BUTTER AND A CUP OR 2 OF WATER
SIMMER FOR 8 HOURS
sTRAIN THROUGH A CHEESECLOTH INTO A ROOM TEMPERATURE CUP OR BOWL. THROW AWAY THE USED UP WEED
PUT IN FRIDGE AFTER LETTING IT COOL DOWN FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTES
WHEN THE OIL SOLIDIFIES AT THE TOP, DRAIN THE WATER AND VOILA
IM SO SORRY GUYS MY KEYBOARD IS DYING AND MY CAPS KEY IS STUCK AT THE MOMENT
AT LEAST THE S STARTED WORKING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.19086497]

>>19082962
They add the word "literally" everywhere too. It's a useless filler word at this point.

[Anonymous No.19086508]

I just heat the weed in the oven and then put it on a peanut butter sandwich

[Anonymous No.19088122]

>>19080560
>>19080565
>>19084036

nobody asked for your opinions bitch, stfu

[Anonymous No.19088191]

>eat 500mg edible
>don't get high
i fucking hate edibles

[Anonymous No.19088309]

>>19081174
He reminds me of a Japanese Karl Pilkington.

[Anonymous No.19088394]

>>19080565
Nobody enforces it anymore

[Anonymous No.19088430]

Any wax or leaf can be used, just gotta be quick and careful. I use ghee as a substitute for butter, without the milk solids you get in butter you can get the whole stovetop decarb down to under an hour simmer, no need for separation with water whatsoever.
You can decarb concentrates the same in an oven until the bubbles form and then dissipate, just throw into the mix straight out the oven.
There's a decent little image somewhere online if a chart for decarb temps and times for certain kinds of concentrates.

Then it's recipes as follow

[Anonymous No.19088433]

>>19088430
Top with dark chocolate drizzle and space jimmies

[Anonymous No.19088439]

you guys, the secret is to put the weed into the icing. Make some weed butter or coconut oil and make a cream cheese frosting on some lemon poppyseed cupcakes or red velvet.

[Anonymous No.19088694]

Every brownie recipe I find makes dense oily-fudge, if I want it to be more cake-like do I put more flour in

[Anonymous No.19089657]

>DUDE reddit thread
into the trash